01x37 - Frankengoof

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Ah-hyuck!

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Whoa!

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Gawrsh!

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Yeah!

[Goofy] I can't open it, Maxie.
I just can't.

Dad, just because someone
sent you a telegram

doesn't mean it's bad news.

You're right, Maxie.

It's bad news.

My great-grand-uncle Dr. Frankengoof

passed away. [sighs]

And I never even got to meet him.

Maybe not, but it says here
you're inheriting his castle!

-I am?
-Yeah, Pop!

You're his heir,

the last remaining head of household.

Imagine that!

I'm the family heir-head!

Say, Petey, can I borrow a set
of your luggage and some suitcases too?

You're moving away?

I'm gonna miss you, Goof.

How about I drive you to the airport?

Maybe get you on an earlier flight?

But I'm not moving!
Uh, just taking a trip.

You're not moving?

Lookie here!

I inherited a genuine castle
in the old country.

A castle, huh?

[cash register ringing]

Aw. I'd sure hate to be in your shoes,
Goofster.

Owning a castle
could be a real nightmarish nightmare!

It can?

Sure! You got your moat tax,

your peasant tax, your dungeon tax...

Not to mention
your fire-breathing dragon tax.

Gawrsh, Petey. What am I gonna do?

If only you had a partner
to take some financial burden

off of your fiduciary influx.

A partner?

Why didn't I think of that?

Tell you what, I'll do it for, say,

a 50% interest in the castle!

Thanks, Petey! You're a pal!

[Pete] That's right, that's right.

We're going on vacation!

And it's someplace
you guys are gonna love!

Oh, Hawaii!

Australia!

El Monte!

The old country!

The old country!

[yodeling]

Is that man sick, Mommy?

No, p*stol honey. He's yodeling.

Anyone know where we can find

the Frankengoof castle?

What want you to go there for?

Don't you get it? He's one of them.

He's got the Frankengoof nose.

I do?

Thought we were rid of your kind

once and for all!

Go back where you came from, Frankengoof!

Wow. Major attitude problem!

I wonder which one of these castles
is mine-- er, ours.

Oh! Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes!

Richness beyond my wildest dreams!
[laughing]

Hey, Pop. Uh, this sign says
Frankengoof castle is up there!

[wolf howling]

[Pete] That's Frankengoof castle?

Hello. Anyone home?

Yodelay-hee-hoo?

Yodelay-hee-hoo?

Come on, children, we've had a long trip.

Let's go unpack and take naps.

And don't touch anything.

Gawrsh, it's even more
beautiful than I imagined.

Knock-knock.

Who's there? [shrieking]

Who, or what, are you?

I'm Igor, the caretaker.

I'm responsible
for the way the castle looks.

First thing in the morning,
we look for a new caretaker.

Oh! And you must be the heir!

Yup. How did you know?

Why, you have the Frankengoof nose.

Cuckoo, nevermore. Cuckoo, nevermore.

Uh-oh. Almost time for the 4:00 pelting.

What 4:00 pelting?

[Villagers] No more Frankengoofs!

-Go home!
-You're not wanted here!

Some welcome wagon, Igor.

Yeah, how come the locals
are so hot under the collar?

Because of Dr. Frankengoof.

They thought he was insane.

[laughing] He was no more insane than me!

[crazed laughing]

[Igor] For a mad scientist,
he was very sweet.

Always with a smile on his
lips and a twinkle in his eye.

When he wasn't busy

experimenting and amusing his friends,

he was treating yours truly
with tender loving care.

Oh, please, oh, please,
just one notch higher.

Oh, thank you, master.

But for all his charm,

the one thing the villagers
never could accept was

his monster!

[Both] M-m-monster?

I shall never forget that fateful night!

Frankengoof: Enough, Igor!
Lower the table.

Oh, yes, master.

Look, Igor, it's moving!

It's alive! It's alive!
It's alive! It's alive!

Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck!

[sighs] Oh, how the villagers
hated the monster.

Never again was your uncle invited

to a dinner party or buffet lunch!

Gawrsh, I never realized
what a colorful family I had.

Oh, come on, there's no monster.

Only a lamebrain would believe that story.

I'm gonna check out
the rest of this rat-trap.

Maybe I'll find some antiques
worth selling.

Uh, wait for me, Petey.

[Pete] Boy, this is some castle
we inherited, Goof.

It's full of nothing but worthless junk.

Look, Petey, some kind of switch!

Oh, I'll bet it opens a secret passageway

or a hidden cave!

Oh, you Goof!
You been watching too many movies.

[screaming]

Or maybe a trap door!

[yelling]

[sighs]

How'd you get here?

I took the stairs.

[groans]

Wonder what this does.

[screaming]

Guess it's not hooked up.

I'm gonna hook you up, you--

[gulps] What's that?

I don't know, Petey.

I think you should check.

Gawrsh! It's the Frankengoof monster!

Ugly, ugly, ugly.

Hmm, well, I don't know.

I think he looks kind of...

Ruggedly handsome.

Knock-knock.

Who's there? Yow!

You like the monster?
I put in the eyes myself.

Come on, that's just a-- a dummy.

Attractive, but a dummy.

Oh, no, no, no, it is real!
Ghoul's honor!

[laughs] That's cute!

So how come it doesn't move, hmm?

I don't know how to bring it to life.

Only a Frankengoof
can revive the monster.

Wake up.

Well, gave it my best shot.

[Pete] So the Goof believes in monsters,
does he?

[laughing] That's good for me!

I'll give him such a scare,

he'll beg me to buy his share
of the castle cheap.

Then I can make this place pay off.

Yodeling Pete's old world rvs.
[laughing]

I like the sound of that.

Hmm, need some green paint.

I bet there's some out
in the old tool shed!

Perfect. Can't wait to see
the Goof's face when I--

[struggling] Rats!

I locked myself out. No problem.

I'll just climb in.

[shivering] Ooh. Getting cold.

[howling]

[crash]

Hmm. I wonder what that was.

Did it sound like this?
[howling]

Yeah, it did.

Werewolves!

I'll let out the hounds, master.

-[dog snarling]
-[screaming]

Whoa! Nice doggie!

[screaming continues]

I like puppies!

[screaming]

[dog howling]

Hmm. Maybe I just imaginated the noise.

[snarling]

-[Pete] Whoa! Nice doggies.
-[dog barking]

[screaming] I like puppies.

Whoa!

[panting] I lost him.

Ooh, a phone.

I better call the Goof,

have him come pick me up.

Hey, buddy, hurry it up, will you?

[screaming]

A simple no would have sufficed!

Say, you got a phone in here?

[panicked screaming]

Hmm! Must've been something they ate.

It's him. The Frankengoof monster!

Where? Where?

You! You're the monster!

Me? I'm a used car salesman.

Same thing.

Oh, oh!

The costume.

Uh, uh, these are fake, see?

Look, they come right off.
[gulping]

Glue must've hardened.

Uh, now, now this-- this is paint, see?

'Cause it wipes right off.
Look! [garbling]

Your monster tricks won't work on us,
you monster.

Look, a-- a werewolf!

He's escaped!

Ah, he's a clever one, all right!

[breathlessly] Please!

You got to help me! They're after me!

Oh, sure. I'll help you. Just wait here.

Hold these, please.

Hey, everybody, the monster's here!

And he took my daisies!

Now you're gonna get it.

[villagers yelling]

Is that you, Petey?

[snorting]

[groaning]

Stop that, Pete-ums!
You'll ruin your appetite.

[growling]

Honestly, Pete!

Sometimes you can be such a pig!

Maybe if you ate more sensibly,

you wouldn't look so green.

Not to mention your weight!

You're even getting love handles
in your neck!

[mumbling]

[wolf howling]

[villagers yelling]

I think he went that way!

I need a place to hide. [panting]

Perfect!
They never look for monsters in windmills!

[gasping] I'll just wait it out

until they give up looking for me.

I'll be safe here.

Whoa!

Mommy, Petey wanna go home now.

Melon ball?

Would you mind helping me beat the rug?

Goofy, have you noticed
the change in Pete?

He's being so helpful and cooperative.

It must be this vacation.

It's really done him some good.

Yeah, I can't remember

when Petey's been in such a good mood!

Hey, Pop, can you help us
fix Max' skateboard?

[groaning softly]

Thanks, Mr P! You're the greatest!

[p*stol grunting]

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
can you help me, please?

I dropped my Dolly in the couch.

Thank you, Daddy.
You're the best daddy in the whole world!

Oh! I think we're seeing
a brand-new Pete-ums!

Might I take the youngsters
to see the sights, mistress?

It is grave-hog's day.

[P.J] Oh! I love grave-hogs!
Please, Ma, can we, can we, huh?

Well, all right.

But don't wander too far.

Dinner's in an hour.

Oh, yum yum!

I do hope we're having bat on a stick.

It's my favorite!

[grunting]

Need to find something to grab hold of.

Gotcha. [grunting] Now if I can just...

Pull up. [grunting]

A phone!

[ringing]

[Pete] Goof! I need your help!

I'm in big trouble!

You do? Who is this?

It's me! Pete!

Pete? Uh, just a second. I'll get him.

Petey, it's for you.

[grunting]

He didn't say.

-Hello?
-[click, dial tone]

Hello? That Goofball.

I'd like to strap a couple
of electrodes to his head.

[ringing]

Hello, Goof! Now don't hang up!

This is Pete!

No, you're not. Pete's here.

How can I be there when I'm here?

Must be a prank caller
pretending to be you.

[both laughing]

When I get my hands on that dipstick.
I'm gonna-- I'm--

-What's that?
-[villagers yelling]

It's the monster! We've got him trapped!

[gulping]

[villagers yelling]

Hey, what's going on?

We've cornered the monster.

Cool! A real-live monster!

Not for long! [laughing]

What do we do once we get him?

I say we drive a stake through his heart!

No, that only work on vampire.

Eh, how about the silver b*llet?

No, that for werewolf.

How about tying the monster's legs

on two trucks going opposite directions?

Yeah, I saw it done in a movie once.

It just might work! Let's do it!

It's even grosser than I imagined!

Totally putrid!

Ew! It's the yuckiest thing
I've ever seen!

Hey, that's no monster.

That's your dear sweet daddikins!

Daddy's the monster?

Cool!

OK, if that's Dad,
then who was that back at the castle?

[all] The monster!

[Peg] The monster?

Are you absolutely sure
that's not my Pete-ums?

Oh, yes, mistress.

Not a sliver of doubt in my mind.

Ah, I should've known
it was too good to be true.

He even does windows.

Come on, Mom, we better hurry!

[villagers ramming door]

[panting] It's no use. Door won't budge.

Whew.

There's no other way in.
We've tried everything.

[Woman] Should've tried turning the knob.

It's unlocked.

I knew I forgot something.

[villagers shouting]

Now, fellas, fellas, uh,
now can't we talk this over?

Well, how about 5% off
on any car on my lot?

-Get the truck!
-OK, 6%.

k*ll the monster!

Stop! You've got the wrong monster!

Whoa, look there! Two monsters!

Hey, this is a red letter day, huh?

[P.J.] Whoa! They look exactly alike.

So which is which?

I'd know my Petey
with both hands tied behind his back.

That can be arranged!

This is my pal Petey!

Uh, or is this my pal Petey?

I'm your pal Petey, you knucklehead!

[growling]

Ugh, oh!

Now I'm not sure.

Oh, pity!

How shall we ever know
which is the real monster?

I got an idea!

Petey number one,

in the movie Revenge of the Swampbeast,

what color was the
Swampbeast's motorcycle?

Oh, oh! That's my favorite movie!

Uh, it's, it's on the tip of my tongue.
It was--

[timer buzzing]

Too late. It was a trick question anyway.

I never even saw that movie.

Looks like we found our Petey impostor.

I'll warm up the trucks!

No, ask another question.

Best two out of three?

Petey number two, what do you say

after you've eaten a big meal?

[growling]

-[villagers cheering]
-That's my Petey, all right.

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! I knew it was you!

[villagers shouting]

Best three out of five?

Now hold it. Hold it!

This is my Pete.

Aw, you recognize me, bunny lips.

What gave it way? My boyish grin?

My dazzling baby blues?

Uh, well, actually,
it was the extension cord

running out of his back.

[villagers muttering angrily]

No! You mustn't hurt the monster.

He's a gentle soul.

[purring]

He was really, really nice to us.

-Yeah!
-That's right!

And real helpful around the castle, too!

Name one thing
the monster's ever done to you?

[Peg] Or any of you?

-Well, you know...
-[villagers mumbling]

Just as I thought.

You villagers
should be ashamed of yourselves.

She's right.

We've been bad.

I'm so ashamed.

Then the monster's spared?

You hear that, monster?

[friendly growling]

Whew! We almost took home
the wrong Petey, Peg.

Ah, yes, that would've been awful.

[sigh] Although the monster
did do a nice job

on those windows.

I'll never forget the look in Igor's eye

when you gave him the castle, Dad.

Ah-hyuck! He said
it was the best present he ever got,

next to his collection of bat lips.
Ah-hyuck!

Yeah, but one thing I don't get, Mom.

How come dad didn't make a big deal

out of losing his half of the castle?

Oh. I don't know.

I think he was just...
Happy to get home. [laughs]

How's it going, Pete-ums?

[growling cheerfully]

But I tell you, I'm the real Pete.

Oh, silly monster.
Oh, such a kidder! What patter!

Now back to work.
We've got a whole castle to clean!

[groaning]

[Igor] And after you stop growling so,

you've got to finish dusting.

You've got to vacuum the moat,

rotate the bats in the belfry,

then delouse the cats,

not to mention change the antifreeze

in all the corpses.

And also you've got to...

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah!