02x07 - Bea Dates Milo/Break Up Shake Down

[bunniefuu]

[BUBBLING]

-[SONG BEGINS]
-One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

[SONG ENDS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PLAYS TUNE]

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boooop.

What's happenin'?

Milo, hey.

Have you seen what this gossip site
is reporting?

R-r-r-rowl!

I'm Chichelsea Chihuahua!

-And this is "The Kibble Dish."
-[DOG BARKS]

-[CAT MEWLS]
-For today's main course:

Juan din Bubela has
reportedly cut his hair.

But first, our sources tell us
actress Pamela Hamster

has called it quits with boyfriend Milo...

A fish who no one has ever heard of.
[CHUCKLES]

Is it true?
Did you and Pamela break up?

Well, you know,
the whole long-distance thing

was really hard and we never
really got to see each other

'cause of her schedule.
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

But, I mean, it was a mutual thing,
you know?

I mean, we'll always be friends.

[NEUROTIC LAUGHTER]

So, you're all right?

Uh-huh.

[SOBBING]

Oh Milo, I'm sorry.

Come on, it's gonna be okay.

[CRYING LOUDLY]

[WHIMPERING]

[CRYING LOUDLY]

I don't think I can keep doing this.

Could we take a break?

That's exactly what Pamela said.

I give up. I'm calling Bea.

Hey!

Hey!

-[PHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS]
-Hey!

I need help. Milo can't get over
his breakup with Pamela,

and he's wearing me out.

He's been crying so much,
our tank is starting to overflow.

Aww. Well, how about
I take him out tonight and cheer him up?

That sounds great. Just please hurry.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

-Hey guys, how's it...
-MILO: No!

You can't leave me too.

Milo, please just go with Bea.
It'll be fine.

A change of scenery will do you good.

-[SOFTLY] Okay.
-Later, Oscar.

Thanks, Bea.

[SNORES]

So, I know it hurts.

You'll find love again.

You think so?

Of course!

You're super fun, and you're really nice.

-And I'm handsome.
-Whatever you say.

So, you kids gonna need anything else?

Um, well, my tummy is still kind of sad.

So, it should probably get some pie!

Two slices, please.

Excuse me for a moment.

Where are you going?!

I'm just going to the little fishy's room.

-I'll be right back.
-Oh, okay.

[ALBERT AND JUMBO GIGGLING]

[RASPS] Why are you laughing?

-Congratulations.
-We're really excited.

Uh, excited about what?

About you and Bea!

Wh-wh-wh-wh... huh?!

We know you two are dating.

What?! No, this isn't a date.

We're just hanging out.
We're friends. Come on, you know that.

You might not think you're on a date,

but Bea definitely does.

We can tell.

Ooh, you are out of your mind, fella.

Um, you do realize
who you're talking to, right?

We know a lot about women.

Ahem. For example:

"If a girl shares her food with you,

"that means she wants to get your germs."

Because she likes you.

-Really?
-Yeah. And if she sits next to you,

it means she's trying to get
as close to you as possible

'cause she likes you.

And if she wears makeup,

that means she's trying
to look good for you

because she likes you.

Bea doesn't like me that way.

Love is a dangerous game.

You don't wanna give Bea the wrong idea.

Give me the wrong idea about what?

[BOTH GIGGLE]

Okay then.

Sorry, kids. Turns out we only had
one piece of pie left.

Oh. Well, I guess
we'll just share it, right?

Yeah. Wait!

You wanna share the pie?

Sure. Here, you can have the first bite.

Whoops. Oh, gr-reat!

Milo, scootchy.

I'm gonna sit next to you.

I'm not really hungry anymore.

Suit yourself.

Why are your lips so shiny?

Well, I'm wearing lip gloss, Milo.

Okay, uh, Oscar,

I don't wanna alarm you, but...

Bea is totally head-over-fin
in love with me!

-[SNORING]
-Why didn't I ever realize this before?!

Oh, she must've been
hiding her true feelings.

You know, not that I can blame her.

I mean, what girl doesn't want
a piece of this occurrence?!

But I don't wanna date her.

She's my friend.

Oscar, Oscar! What do I do?

What do I do? What do I do?

[GROANS] Be with Bea more.

You're right! I know what it feels like
to have my heart broken.

Well, I'll just have to pretend
like I like her,

so that I don't hurt her feelings.

Ugh. Finberley keeps texting me pictures
of that ferret she met at Burger Bunny.

That girl has ferret fever.

-Hey, Bea.
-Hey, Milo.

Look! I got you these.

Oh my gosh, Milo.

You didn't have to do that.

[STRAINS] I have to go.

Okay, see you later.

-We need to talk.
-Whoa!

Girl, what is going on with you and Milo?

What? Nothing.

He was just thanking me
for cheering him up about his breakup.

But, Bea, boys only give flowers
because they want something in return...

a relationship.

[GASPS] Oh, I am so dense!

There he was yesterday
being so vulnerable.

And then there I was
being so naturally charming

and engaging and pretty.

Ugh. I gotta put a stop to it right now.

Whoa, girl. That is cold.

Milo just had his heart smashed
by that furry little cage paper,

and now he's gonna get it again
from his best friend.

I wanna watch you do it.

Oh no, I didn't think of that!

If I tell Milo I don't like him,
he'll be a wreck again.

Look, you're an actress, right?

So, just act like you like him.

You're right. I am an amazing actress.

Besides Milo's obviously just confused
because of his breakup.

Shellsea, you are a genius.

Yeah. I know.

Come on!

-[SONG BEGINS]
-Rainbows in my tummy

Butterscotch in my heart

When I'm with you, skies are blue

We are sweeter than a gumdrop tart

-Rainbows in my tummy...
-BOTH: Oooh!

Multicolor dream come true

You and me and love make three

It is everything I'd hoped it'd be

Rainbows in my tummy

[SONG ENDS]

[SNORING]

I don't know how much longer
I can do this, Oscar!

Ooh, ooh, maybe if I text her enough

we won't actually have
to spend any more time together.

[PHONES BEEPING, CHIRPING]

"What's up, Babycakes?"

Now Milo's Texting me with pet names.

This is getting weird.

Well, as much as I love listening to you
complain about this every day,

maybe it's time you ended it.

Milo would be devastated.

[SIGHS] If only there was a way
to get him to stop liking me.

Missing you, Sweetcheeks.

-[PHONE CHIRPS]
-[GROANS]

If only Bea didn't think I was so amazing!

[BOTH GASP] That's it!

I'll make myself as gross and...

...unattractive as possible.

That way he won't wanna date me anymore...

...and we'll go back
to being normal friends again.

I just wanted you to know

that I have been
thinking about you all day.

[LAUGHS, SNORTS LOUDLY]

Oh, uh, me too.

But I'll tell you
what I haven't been doing:

bathing!

Aha.

Uh, ha!

-[BELCHES LOUDLY]
-Oh. Oh!

My fins, they itch!

You are too cute.

[BOTH PANTING]

[THINKS]
Why isn't she breaking up with me?

[THINKS]
Should I... fart in front of him?

Oh, I really don't wanna do that.

Hey, you guys were just
voted cutest couple at Freshwater.

[GRUNTS HAPPILY]

Can we take your picture
for the school newspaper?

-Oh great.
-Wonderful.

Um, actually,
could you kiss for the camera?

-BOTH: Kiss?!
-Yeah, that's what couples do.

-Great.
-Oh okay, sure.

[INHALES SHARPLY] Here we go.

-Koi, could you help me out here?
-[GRUNTS]

-[BOTH SCREAM]
-[GRUNTS]

[BOTH COUGHING]

There's something I got to tell you.

There's something I have
to tell you too, Milo.

I just don't like you that way!

I just don't...
wait, you don't like me that way?

-I'm so sorry.
-Milo, I don't like you that way either.

-You don't?
-No, I was just pretending.

[LAUGHS]
That's what I was doing!

Milo, why would you do that?

I don't know.

I just didn't want to break your heart.

Oh, Milo, that's kinda weird,
but it's really sweet.

I'm really glad that you're my friend.

Me too!

You know, Bea, as your friend,
I should probably tell you

you really need to work
on your kissing skills.

I mean... really.

[CHATTER, LAUGHING]

Oscar, it's good to have you back.

-Are you feeling better?
-Oh yeah.

I'm rested and refreshed now.

Anything interesting happen
while I was out?

Oh.

-Uh...
-The new "Freshwater Gazette" is out.

[SCREAMS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

It's Monday!

[ROARS]

All right, where is he?!

Uh, thanks for letting me borrow
your notes, Bo Gregory.

'tweren't nothin'.

I can't believe the nerve of that boy!

-Whoa-h*-h*!
-When I find him,

he's gonna regret the day
he was hatched.

STICKLER OVER P.A.:
Good Monday morning, students.

There is a giant eel
loose inside the building.

[ROARS]

Lip balm. Lip balm.

Where's my lip balm?
Oh, here's my lip balm.

-[ROARS, GRUNTS]
-[MILO SCREAMS]

[MIMICS PLANE ENGINES]

[MIMICS EXPLOSIONS]

[LAUGHING]

JOCKTOPUS: Pirahnica,

I was playin' with those!

Jocktopus, sweetheart,
did you forget something this morning?

[SNIFFS] No.

Not that.

Did you forget
what very special day it is?

It's Monday?

Yes! And our anniversary
started this morning!

[ALL QUAVER]

That's when you were supposed
to shower me with gifts

to remind me of what a special girl I am.

But I guess you just didn't remember
any of that, did you?!

No, I remember you're a girl.

My mom was right about you!

You're just a heartbreaker!

Jocktopus is sorry!

Now, let's go eat or something.

It's too late.

We are...

[DISTORTED] breaking up.

[ALL GASP]

Goodbye forever!

Wow. You can cancel
the Fourth of July this year

'cause we just saw the fireworks.

[LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

Poor Pirahnica.

She must be totally crushed.

I would be too if my boyfriend
forgot our anniversary.

Well, if I had a boyfriend.

I really think we should go talk to her.

But Bea, it's Pirahnica.

-Remember: teeth.
-Yeah, but...

She's still a girl, Shellsea.

And I think she'd be grateful
to know that we, too, feel her pain.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, Pirahnica. [NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

Listen...

We just wanted to let you know
that we feel terrible about what happened

and if you need us, we're here for you.

Well...

If it'd make you girls feel better,

I guess you can try to comfort me.

By the way, it took you long enough.

I was sitting here suffering
for like 20 minutes!

-Get well soon.
-Shellsea.

I know what you're
going through, Pirahnica.

I had my heart broken
by a dreamy ferret named Cody.

One night, Cody was supposed to pick me up
for the big ferret dance.

But then he said he forgot and...

[SNORES]

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
I must've fallen asleep.

You know, Pirahnica, maybe you
should take this whole breakup as a sign,

a sign that signifies
a new chapter in your life.

You're right, Bea. All boys are scum!

Whoa. Didn't say that.

This new chapter is all about me
and what I wanna do!

With you girls by my side
all day every day

and we'll never have to look at another
rotten boy ever again!

-[GRUNTS]
-Oh, no way.

Okay, Pirahnica,
let's just back up a little bit.

We understand what you're going through,
but we can't just...

-Uh...
-[MEWS]

-Oh.
-All right.

Lunch is over, ladies.
We got things I wanna do.

I am so not happy.

Huh. Looks like Bea and the girls

are helping Pirahnica
cope with the breakup.

Of course, bro.

That's what girls do,

unlike us dudes.

You know, we don't have to deal
with all the emotional stuff.

[JOCKTOPUS SOBBING, YELLING]

[YELLING]

[CRYING LOUDLY]

Jocktopus needs to talk!

Uh...

Ever since Pirahnica left,

Jocktopus's life's been lame.

I don't feel like doing anything,

not even clobbering you guys!

Not even noogies?

-No.
-Jeepers!

Jocktopus has lost Pirahnica forever!

Jocktopus, dude,

everything is gonna be okay.

Have a spot of tea, mate.

Now, I just think you need
an afternoon out with the guys

to help you forget about
all this breakup stuff.

Yeah! Guys' afternoon out

always helps me get my mind off Bea...

...ing bored!

[SLURPS]

Well, I guess we could try that.

So, let's get crazy already!

-ALBERT: Yeah!
-[ALL LAUGHING]

[SONG BEGINS]

-On the town with my homies...
-Whee!

Getting down on a sunny day

With my crew, I'm never lonely...

-Hey girls.
-[GIRLS SQUEAL]

[GROWLS] It's a boy! Let's get him!

[ALL GASP]

-[PIRAHNICA ROARS]
-BEA: Pirahnica!

Let's do this!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Ooooh

Boys will be boys

La la la, la la la la...

Mmm. Hmm-mm.

[MEWS]

[SIGHS]

La la la, la la

La la la, la la la

Oooooh

Boys will be boys

Oooh

Girls will be girls

-[ALL LAUGH]
-[SONG ENDS]

Wow, you guys sure know
how to make other guys

forget about their problems.

Jocktopus can't remember
what the heck he was so sad about.

[CHUCKLES]

[GROANS]

It's like I see her everywhere!

[YELLS]

MILO: Wait!

That is the fourth boy
that's done that today.

Bea, if I don't get these
nasty clothes off pronto,

ain't nobody gonna be happy.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[SIGHS] All right, Pirahnicas,

it's time for another round of burritos.

Uh, yeah, about that...

Listen, Pirahnica,
it seems like you're feeling

a lot better, which is great.

But now, I think it's time
for us girls to go and...

rest?

You're saying is you girls
are abandoning me?

No. No, I didn't say that.

You promised me
you'd be there for me, Bea,

and now you're just gonna
forget me like Jocktopus did?

I could rip someone's face off!

Forget everything I just said.

We're not going anywhere.

In fact, to help calm you down,

Finberley here is going to tell you
more about her relationship.

We started talking every night.

Then Cody asked me
to the big ferret school dance

and I said yes.

But then on the night of the dance,
Cody never picked me up.

-So, then I called him...
-Uh...

Just keep talking to her, Finberley.

...and he wasn't home.
Then he called back.

[WAILING]

Of course, Jocktopus
wants Pirahnica back,

fake Pirahnica,

but she'll never forgive me!

Remembering our anniversary
is just as important

as the junk I give her.

Hmm.

Too bad we don't have a time machine.

Yeah, 'cause if Jocktopus
could do the day over again,

he could fix it.

That's it! Go back in time.

MILO: But what if he meets himself
and was never born,

and then the robots attack
and the universe goes all topsy-turvy?

OSCAR:
Milo, he's got a time machine.

He'd go back in time and fight the robots

and then make sure he was born. Duh.

-Are you done?
-OSCAR: Yeah.

We can't go back in time
to the anniversary,

but we can make it look like we did.

We're gonna recreate Monday exactly

to give Jocktopus a second chance.

So then, Cody said he take me
to the next ferret dance.

[SNORING]

[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]

Where the heck am I?!

[WHISPERS] All right, she's awake.
Places, people.

It... is Monday.

-[GULPS]
-[ROARS]

What's going on here?!

Uh, thank you for letting me borrow
your notes, Bo Gregory.

'tweren't nothin'.

Is this some kind of a joke?!

Whoa-h*-h*!

I'm having some serious deja vu here.

ALBERT ON P.A.:
Good Monday morning, students.

There's a giant eel
loose inside the building. [GIGGLES]

[ROARS] Ow.

So, all that other stuff was a dream,

and today's our anniversary.

So, where's that
no-good Jocktopus?!

Oh, lip balm.

Lip balm.
Wherefore art thy lip balm?

There. There is my lip balm.

It's working.

Jocktopus, I cannot
believe I found you here messing around

when I know you totally forgot our...
[GASPS]

...anniversary?

Happy anniversary, Pirahnica.

Love, Jocktopus.

Oh Jocktopus, how thoughtful.

Jocktopus is in!

Finally.

Yeah! This is the best Tuesday ever!

-[GASPS]
-Uh-oh!

So, it is Tuesday!

You faked this whole thing

because you forgot our real anniversary!

Um, yes.

Then you doing all this
means you really care about me?

-Uh-huh.
-Aw, come here, bighead.

Ee-hee-hee.

ALL: Aww.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

I think we did a really good thing here.

Everyone is much happier
when Jocktopus and Pirahnica are together.

PIRAHNICA: Move it or lose it.
Happy couple coming through!

[RATTLING]

Ah! There's another snake in here!

Ah! What do I do?
What do I do?!

I don't know.
I think you're gonna have to eat it.

Okay, okay!

That's the stuff, Snake.
Get it, get it!

You show that old snake, Snake.

You show him. Yah!

Works every time. [SIGHS]

Elbow room.