01x16 - We've Got Fish Spirit

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[BUBBLING]

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]

-[PANTS RIP]
-[CROWD CHEERING]

All right,
so just remember, Jocktopus,

we punch with our words,
not with our tentacles.

Next happy student.

[HUMMING]

[SIGHS]

[OSCAR CLEARS THROAT]

Oh, why hello, Oscar.

Have a seat.

We're here today to talk
about your rage issues.

Correct?

Uh, no, Miss Lips.

I'm here to discuss
my college applications.

-Oh! Well, I must have misread that.
-[CAT YOWLS]

Okay. Now…

where are Oscar's transcripts?

Uh, I actually brought a set of my own.

Oh!

Applying to college early, I see.

You know what they say,
the early fish catches the most flakes.

I've never heard that before.

Hey, there are a lot of A's on this page.

And perfect attendance.

All so I can get into a perfect college

and have a perfect future.

Oscar, it is my great honor
to bestow upon you

this master’s degree in Knowledgeability.

[CHEERING]

Oh, Oscar, I've always thought
you were totally hot.

Marry me!

Oscar! Oscar!
I just won the lottery, bro!

I'll never have to mooch off you again.

Wowzers.

Well, someone deserves some stickers.

[LAUGHS] Thanks.

Uh, so, Miss Lips,

do you think I'll be able
to get into the perfect college?

Why, yes, Oscar.

Great!

Oh, did I say yes?

What I meant to say was,
no, Oscar, you won't.

I won't?

A friend once told me that colleges today

look for more well-rounded students.

And that means good grades
and extracurricular activities.

Like clubs. Boop!

But what if
I really don't want to join a club?

Well, you don't have to go
to the perfect college, Oscar.

Why, I'm sure you can still
get into "mediocre state."

That's where I went and, well,

I turned out to be just fine.

[PANTING]

So then Miss Lips tells me

colleges only want students
who are in clubs.

It's like my entire academic future
depends on it.

-Can't you just pretend you're in a club?
-Yeah, Bea's right.

You should give me some of those stickers.

I can't pretend.

I need a letter from a club captain
saying I participated.

Oscar, Freshwater High
has, like, a gazillion clubs.

We'll help you find one.

Oh, oh! How about the Agriculture Club?

First thing you gots to do
is learn how to milk a cow.

Dan and Ann
will give you a demonstration.

-Whee! Whee!
-[LAUGHS]

-Whee! Whee!
-[LAUGHS]

Map Club. How bad could that be?

This map is a one-to-one scale,

so it might take a while to unfold.

Unfolding maps
is my favorite part of Map Club.

I would never forgive myself

if I let you join a club this lame.

-Tennis Club.
-[GRUNTING]

-Chess Club.
-[GRUNTING]

Okay, so we couldn't find
any clubs for you.

But just because
the situation is totally hopeless

doesn't mean
you should give up hope, Oscar.

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

Uh, Clamantha, what are you doing?

Yeah, and why are there two of you?

Oh, please,
as if I even look like that troll.

Fish, this is my arch-nemesis
from my old high school...

Clamanda.

You forgot to mention that I am captain

of the St. Clamcis cheerleading team.

The team you stole from me!

[CHANTING] Clams! Clams! Clams!
Clams! Clams! Clams!

Hey, girls.
Everyone who would like Clamantha

to remain team captain, raise your hand.

What's a hand?

[SCREAMS]

Oh, get over it, Clamantha.

You get over it! [YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

As I was saying,

I cannot wait to see
your pathetic Freshwater Squad

at the All-Species Cheer-Off this year.

You'll get to watch me lead
St. Clamcis to first place.

More like a millionth place.

Freshwater's gonna win.

More like embarrass yourselves.

See you at the competish, Clamantha.

-[LAUGHS]
-Wow, rude much?

[SIGHS] Clamanda's right.

I am gonna embarrass myself.

Yesterday my entire team
mysteriously disappeared.

Okay, girls, we've got
this cheer-off in the bag.

Or not.

And the cheer-off is this weekend.

Oh, Oscar, console me.

Off! Get off! Off, off!

If only I could find a ragtag
group of students to cheerlead,

then I'd still have a chance of beating
that mean old Clamanda.

Hey, wait.
Clamantha needs students

for her Cheer Squad, which is a club.

And Oscar needs to join a club
in order to go to college.

Maybe if... Oh, my gosh.

Mr. Baldwin has a balloon!

-[BALLOON POPS]
-MR. BALDWIN: Milo!

It's kind of your last option, Oscar.

[SIGHS] I'll join
your cheerleading team, Clamantha.

You will?

Can you sign this form
so I can get club credit

without actually having to join
your cheerleading team?

[CHUCKLES]

[GULPS]
Just because you have a hot face

doesn't mean you can take
advantage of me, Oscar.

You help me beat Clamanda
and I'll give you your signature.

Uh, okay.

Great. Two's a couple

but not enough to make
a whole cheer squad.

I'm on it.

-[CELL PHONE RINGS]
-Girl, where are you?

You're missing
the Woot Woot Massage Train.

Shell, tell the girls to meet me
on the football field in an hour.

We're cheerleaders now. Done.

-Milo's in too.
-[GIGGLING]

For Oscar's college future!

ALL: Yay!

-Oh, and for Clamantha.
-Yay!

Isn't this great, Oscar?

I love these spankies.

[INHALES]

-MILO: Excuse me, ladies.
-[GIRLS SCREAM]

Careful, Milo. Oscar, relax.

I am here for you.

I'll help you get through
this whole cheering thing.

JUMBO:
Oh, I'm afraid that is impossible, Bea.

According to Freshwater policy,

you cannot be in two
afterschool clubs at the same time.

And you're already in the Map Club.

Map club?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I never signed up for Map Club.

Oh, no, Bea. You did sign up.

Don't you remember?

Um, Bea, we were just wondering
if you would sign...

Oh, of course. I'd be more than happy to.

Anything for my fans. Later, boys.

[GASPS] I thought
you just wanted my autograph.

Well, whatever.
I'm obviously quitting Map Club.

[LAUGHS]
According to our bylaws,

once you join Map Club, you cannot quit.

-What?
-Here is your official Map Club compass.

And your official Map Club
other kind of compass.

And your letter jacket.
You're one of us now.

Come on, let's have a meeting.

Don't worry, Oscar.
I'll find a way around this.

-Oh, man.
-Eyes up here, girls.

The key to beating
the St. Clamcis Clam School for Clams

is the cheeramid.
Here's the plan.

Milo and Finberley, you'll go there.

More fish go here, Koi goes there.

And for the finale I'll flip up to there.

Uh, Clamantha,
I see a problem with your diagram.

Wha?

Oh. [LAUGHS]

What was I thinking?
We don't have Bea anymore.

-Ready, girls?
-Okay!

Come on, Finberley.
We have to raise the roof.

[SIGHS]

-[WHIMPERING]
-Awesome.

Now, cheer with me.

I've got spirit, yes, I do!

I've got spirit! How about you guys?

I'm Clamantha!
I'm, I'm Clamantha!

[GROANS]

-[CREAKING]
-[GRUNTING]

All right, here I come.

[SHOUTING]

Ow.

Huh? That didn't work for some reason.

Sha, this is seriously lame.

Come on, girls,

let's go look at the yearbook
and pick out boys we wanna marry.

I'm gonna marry Steve Jackson
and have 100 babies.

Sorry, bro. I guess college
is just not in your future.

[ECHOING] Your future...
Your future... Your future...

Oscar, it is my great honor
to bestow upon you

this master’s degree in nothing!

'Cause you were never accepted here
in the first place!

-What?
-[BOOING]

Hey, Oscar. I just got engaged
to my hot English professor.

S'up?

-Oh, no.
-MILO: Oscar!

We're out of toilet paper again.

[SCREAMS]

Please, we can make this work.

Clamantha, I might not be
the most athletic fish,

but I do have a strong sense
of organization.

Maybe I can reorganize the cheeramid
and make it more stable.

[WARBLING]

Show me this crazy idea
of yours, honey fish.

[GAGS, SPITS]

Okay, um... Hmm.

I totally want a burger.

[SCREAMS]

Okay, I think I've got it.

Ooh, gimme!

Hey, Oscar, you forgot about me.

You fix this drawing.

Uh, actually,
it's supposed to be like that.

What? But...

But I want to cheer.

You will. You will.

You can be, um,

the cheerleader for the cheerleading team.

Free pompoms.

[GIGGLING]

Phew.

So how about we try this again?

-I guess. Whatevs.
-Ugh, I don't know.

Hey, come on now.
Let's hear you make some noise!

[CHEERS]

[SHOUTS]

[SCREAMING]

Okay, good. I, uh...

One, two, ready go.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Hey, that worked.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Okay, Clamantha,
try to aim above my face.

Whatever you say.

[SHOUTING]

OSCAR: Whoa!

Ooh, ooh! Whoop, whoop!

-Wow, we actually did it.
-[LAUGHS]

Now just 72 more routines to learn.

What? Whoa!

[LAUGHING]

Guys, I've done a terrible thing.

I've hidden all the maps.

I know, it's unforgiveable.

You should just kick me out
of Map Club right now.

Bea, when you're in Map Club,
you're in a family.

And families forgive each other.

Plus, we can make a quest out of this.

The search for the lost maps of Bea!

[LAUGHING]

Hey, I actually have the map

to find the other maps right here.

Well, what are we waiting for?

One, two, let's go!

We're doing it right, giving our all

Not great yet
But we're having a ball

Better each day, we're making it happen

Working so hard
That our fins are flappin'

Pompom, touchdown

Kick's up, get down

Anything is possible

Together

We can do the impossible

Together

Ooh!

[CHEERING]

Great work, girls!

All-Species Cheer-Off, here we come!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Here they are

The All-Species High School
cheering squad

Some have scales

And some have furry butts

Furry butts

That's all right, that's all right

With me!

ALL: Eyes!

Okay, this is it, girls.

The moment we've been practicing for.

We're gonna do great.

CLAMANDA: Aw, that's so cute.

It still thinks it might win.

Clamanda and the St. Clamcis
Clam School for Clams.

Clamantha.

I'm so glad they let you out
of your beta bowl to cheer today.

Yeah? Well, I'm glad
they let you out of the...

the dumb factory.

[GROWLS] We'll see
who's from the dumb factory.

-[BOTH GROWLING]
-Wait, Clamantha.

Let's go find our seats.

You're going down, Freshwater.

Oh, let's start the cheer-off now!

-[CHEERING]
-Oh, yay!

Yay!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Dancing through the sand is hot

Fly with me

[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

Fly, fly, fly with me

[SCREECHING]

Wow, those monkeys are pretty good.

Uh, guys, we're gonna be up soon.

-Maybe we should stretch out.
-Great idea, Oscar.

Stretching helps relax the muscles

and gives us more flexibility.

That way, we're less likely to get hurt.

And now to jump off this chair.

Ouch! Ouchy!

Clamantha, what happened?

Oscar, I was jumping off that chair

when I twisted my clam ankle.

-Oh, no!
-[SCREAMS]

-Can you put any weight on it?
-Well, let's see.

[SCREAMING]

Nope.

And now the Hamsterwood Fuzzy Warriors.

Yes!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa, we are totally after those hamsters.

Guys, what are we gonna do?

Clamantha is the top of our cheeramid.

How can we perform
without the top of our cheeramid?

My parents always told me

when life hands you obstacles,

just quit before you embarrass yourself.

Esmargo's parents are right.

I'm sorry, girls,
but we're gonna have to forfeit.

[ALL GROAN]

Oscar, I have something for you.

[GAGS, SPITS]

[GASPS] My club letter.

-You earned it.
-Awesome!

Thanks, Clamantha. [GIGGLING]

[SOBBING]

OSCAR: Guys, listen up.

We've worked too hard
for the past two or three days

just to give up now.

I originally joined this cheering group

strictly so I could get into college.

But then I caught something.

-The ick?
-No. Spirit.

The kind of spirit
that likes standing on heads

and waving fins in perfect formation.

And now that Clamantha's hurt,

my spirit is telling me
we have to fill in for her spirit.

But who's gonna be
the top of our cheeramid?

-I'll do it.
-Then who is gonna take your spot?

Oh, that's a good question.

[HEART BEATING]

Hey!

ALL: Bea!

Bea, how'd you get out of Map Club?

I'm still in Map Club, Oscar.
We're on a quest.

-[GIGGLING]
-Looking good, boys.

This is the part of the quest
where I have to cheerlead.

But you don't know the routine.

I was a cheerleader in a play once.
I've got this.

Thank you, Hamsterwood.

That was lovely.

And now let's hear it
for the ever-enchanting

Freshwater Fighting Fish Hooks!

So, what sayeth you, cheer squad?

Let's try and do this.

Yeah!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

F-I-S-H-H-O-O-K-S

Freshwater High is simply the best

See it in our dance, hear it in our cheer

We've got it going on
Year after year, yeah!

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

Hey, honey fish. Catch!

[SPITS]

[CHEERING]

Oh, man, I really thought
I was gonna barf,

but then I didn't barf!

That was amazing.

Oh, wonderful! Wonderful!

And now our final squad for this evening,

the St. Clamcis Clamettes!

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Come on, y'all, get on the floor

Hey, party clams are in the house

Now everybody's talking
About the noise I'm making

Rapping like a G with my tailfin shaking

Hot in the club like a piece of bacon

Told you once
What, you thought I was faking?

Spitting games, spitting pearls

All around the world

See the clams, see the girls

See my clamming world

Spitting games, spitting pearls

Is how I get my fame

All the Clammies in the Hizzouse

They all know my name
I'm awesome...

Look... under...

your... seats.

-Ooh, $100.
-[CHEERING]

I'm the baddest clam

Clamettes!

[CHEERING]

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my gracious.

That was one of the most
spectacular routines

my eyes have ever seen.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the judges' votes are in.

And first place
in the All-Species Cheer-Off goes to...

[GASPS] Oh, how expected.

The St. Clamcis Clamettes!

[CHEERING]

We already totally knew.

Look at it and cry, Clamantha.

I told you we'd beat you.

Oscar, you were smoking out there.

-I was doing flips.
-Yeah, Oscar.

-Crazy.
-Yeah!

Hey, I'm talking to you, Clamantha.

And now for an award that
I almost forgot about.

But it's even more important
than the other one,

for this award celebrates teamwork,

good attitude and cheering spirit.

And the award
for Most Spirited Squad goes to...

[SQUEALS]

…the Freshwater Fish Hooks!

What? What?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

Yay!

[SCREAMS]

Oh, yeah, like you even did anything.

Who cares if you're captain?

Your routine was pathetic.

No, you're pathetic!

[SCREAMS]

It should be my trophy.

Mine, mine! I won!

Mine! Me!

[SOBBING]

This isn't over, Clamantha!

Well, Clamantha, I can honestly say

it's been sort of a little fun
cheerleading with you. [LAUGHS]

You know, Oscar, this is usually the part

where the guy kisses the clam.

No, no, no, it's not like that.

I was just talking about cheerleading.

-Pucker up!
-[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]

[CHEERING]

-MOUSE: Who's the new guy?
-Oh, you're gonna love this. Watch.

[CROAKS]

His name's Cleo. He's amazing.

You won't believe what he can do.

-[CROAKS]
-Huh, that's it?

Oh, it's just incredible, the raw talent.

[CROAKS]

It croaked. So what?

-Wait for it.
-[CROAKS]

I get it. It croaks.

-He did it!
-[GROANS]

MOUSE: Get this thing off my face.