01x06 - Bea Becomes an Adult Fish/Doggonit

[bunniefuu]

[BUBBLING]

-[SONG BEGINS]
-One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

[SONG ENDS]

[MIMICS CAR NOISES]

-Shellsea, are you there?
-Hey, Bea.

-So, tell me if I'm crazy...
-You're crazy.

But I swear this totally hot boy
looked at me today and...

-[BEEPING]
-Oh, hold on, girl.

-Another chat coming through.
-Hola, Bea amigo.

Hey, Milo.

I heard that some dude was totally
giving you... [SING-SONG] The eye!

[SING-SONG] It's true!
Oh my gosh, he's so cute, and--

-[BEEPING]
-What dude?

Hey, Oscar.

It was just some guy at school.

-[BEEPING]
-Bea, I totally heard some hottie's

-all into you.
-Rah!

Finberley! Koi! Can you believe it?

-So what had happened was--
-Oh, my! Aren't you popular?

Mother! That's private!

Did you want something?

I made your favorite cookies.

Okay.

[SING-SONG] They're hot and fresh!

-Okay.
-[SING-SONG] Just the way you...

Oh my gosh, Mother!
You are out of control!

I have plans to go to the mall
with my fuh-riends

You know, it's after your curfew.

It's only five o'clock.
[GROANS] This is so unfair.

-You never let me do anything.
-MOM: Oh, don't be silly.

Let's get you into your...
[STRAINS] jammies.

And I'll read you a story.

Lil' Peter Fishbits,
or Baby Makes a Piddle?

What's it gonna take
for you to let me live my life?

Well, I suppose when you're an adult,
you can do whatever you want.

But thank goodness
that's years away!

Years!

Oh, I love ya, baby girl!

-Sweet dreams, hon.
-[DOOR CLOSES]

If becoming an adult is what it takes,
then an adult I shall become.

Shellsea, change of plans.

No mall tonight. But I'm gonna need you
to get me some giant shoulder pads, stat.

This flower is about to bloom.

-[SQUELCHING]
-[FLIES BUZZING]

-[ALL GASP]
-Psst! Hey, Milo,

why is that old lady
waiting for the school bus?

Beats me.
Maybe she's confused. I'll go talk to her.

What up, old-timer?

What you waiting for,
the bus or death or what?

Actually, I'm waiting for a cab.

Ah, yeah.
Well, do you want some company? Huh?

You know, it just pains me
to see a fine older woman like yourself

-traveling alone.
-Milo! It's me! Bea!

Bea, what'd you do to your face?

I have decided to become an adult.
Ta-da!

I think you might have gone a little
overboard with the makeup. Better.

-An adult?
-Wait, what does all that mean?

It means I'm tired of the limitations
of being a teenager.

So I'm going out into the real world

where I can truly live as the independent
woman I am meant to be.

You go, fish! [LAUGHS]

You are doing something
we all dream about doing but never do.

Oh, totally.
From the shoes to the shoulder pads...

I picked those out. Snap.

...you've already got the whole look down.

Hold up, hold up. I think it takes
a little more than a look to be an adult.

You're still in high school.

Details, details.
[SING-SONG] Diddly-doo.

-Well, uh, you don't have a job.
-I'll find one. [SING-SONG] Diddly-doo.

Yeah, well, but, you also don't--

For goodness sake, Oscar,
this is important to me.

Why can't you just be supportive?

Because I'll miss you.

-ALL: Aw!
-Secretly!

Oscar, there is no need to worry.

Once Bea gets her awesome
new job in the big city,

we can hang out with her there.
Right, Bea?

-Totally!
-[HORN HONKING]

-Ooh, there's my cab. Wish me luck.
-[TIRES SQUEAL]

That was exciting.

[SLURPS]
Here we are, Fish City Central.

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

[SONG BEGINS]

[BEA SINGING] Bright lights, big city

Who knew new life could be so pretty?

Hey there,

yeah, you

Anything's possible

Your dream's coming true

You're an independent woman
With your eyes on the prize

Ain't nothing gonna stop you
'cause there's stars in your eyes

Making deals, you do what you wish

Principle Stickler, I need to get
Milo and Oscar out of school.

No, it's okay. I'm an adult.

[BEA SINGING]
With your friends by your side

You're a freewheeling fish

-On the corporate jet
-That's how we roll!

Hold my calls, Deb.

[BEA SINGING] Away we go

Take me with you! I need a new job!

[BEA SINGING] You're an independent woman,
it's your world now

Ain't nothing gonna stop you

Your new life is wow!

[SONG ENDS]

-Um, what's all this?
-Work.

Oh. Um... No, thank you!

This gal's got a whole
lot of living to do.

I've got to get a high-rise penthouse,
a new wardrobe...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Work!

O.M.G.
Why do you keep saying that word?

Miss Bea, I know you're new here,

so you might not be
familiar with our policies.

-What are your policies?
-Work.

Listen, Barb, let me explain.

See, I'm on this whole
self-empowerment type journey,

where I kinda do my own thing
as I climb the ladder of independence

and figure out who I am.

-Call me crazy.
-You're crazy.

This is a workplace. Get it done.

-Ew.
-Now then,

I'll just take these two
off your hands so you can focus.

-Have a productive day!
-Wait, where are you taking them?

[SIGHS] This is like homework, but worse.

We call it paperwork.

Paperwork.

Okay, boys, you have to stay here
until your mom finishes her work.

-Chop, chop. Go on.
-But she's not our mom.

-[BOTH GASP]
-[BABIES GURGLING]

This... is paradise!

[BABIES BABBLE AND GIGGLE]

This is a mistake!
This is a nursery for babies!

-MALE VOICE: Fresh diaper?
-Yes, please.

So, after years of market research,
we come to one conclusion,

we have to produce more fish flakes!

-Go fish flakes!
-ALL: Yay!

Psst. Hey. So are fish flakes, like,

-all you guys talk about here?
-[SHUSHES]

I think we should talk about boys.

If you could date any boy in the office,
who would it be?

-[SHUSHES]
-Who wants to dance? Whoo!

-[ALL SHUSH]
-Sorry! Gee whiz-ahhh.

-Okay, fish folks...
-[BEEPING]

...that's the end of the meeting.

-Finally!
-Now for meeting number two...

-[GROANS]
-...out of 12...

-[SCREAMS]
-...thousand!

ALL: Yay!

[LAUGHS] Hey, I'll catch up with you guys.

Yo, Oscar! Best day ever, eh, bro?

Milo, these guys are freaking me out!

I can't understand
anything they say to me.

-[BABY BABBLING]
-Milo! It's standing now!

Well, every day is a miracle, bro.

All right, all right. Peace out, man.
I got to get back to my group.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[WHISPERS] Namaste.

-Oh, yes! How exciting! Oh!
-[WHOOPING]

-What's going on in there?
-[CHATTER]

[QUACKING]

A party?
Now, this is more my style.

Hey!

Whoo! What's the party for?

It's pie day!

The company provides
free food once a month

to get rid of their
overstocked fish flakes.

Oh. Well, I'm not complaining.
A party's a party, right?

[BELCHES] Yeah.

-[LOUD BELCH]
-[YELPS] Ew, that's disgusting!

-What are you doing?
-Huh? What do you mean?

This is how we adult fish eat pie.

-[ALL BELCHING]
-We break it down with our esophagus.

[LOUD BELCH]

-[RETCHES]
-See? You're doing it, too.

No, not the same thing. [GAGS]
Not the same thing.

Uh, can I have your pie?

Ugh, adults are so gross!
But pull it together, Bea.

You want to be an adult,
and this is how adults are.

Keep your head in the game.
You can do this!

Finish your paperwork, Miss Bea!

Yes, ma'am! I am on it!

Hold on, Miss Bea!
You didn't dot your I's or cross your T's.

Sorry. You got it.
Won't let it happen again!

-[ALL SCREAM]
-We're out of sharpened pencils!

We're out of sharpened pencils!

Oh my gosh, we're out
of sharpened pen-- Wait.

Since when have I cared
about sharpened pencils?

This place is making me act weird.

And now... [GASPS]
I have bags under my eyes?

Bags are supposed to be cute accessories,
not things attached to my face.

I'm becoming somebody
I don't even recognize.

And on top of it,
where are Milo and Oscar?

-Oh my gosh!
-The babies! The babies!

They're all over me! [YELLS]

-Quiet!
-Milo's in a diaper!

-Oh, this is ridiculous!
-[CLATTERING]

[BEA GROANS]

Oh my gosh, are you guys okay?

The babies! I can't take...
the babies anymore.

-[BABBLES]
-[SQUEALS] Get off me!

Okay, that is the last straw!

I have a huge issue!

Great. I'll just need you to put in
an issue-request ticket,

and someone from Fish Resources
will get back to you within 72 hours.

No! I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.

Because I quit!

-On what grounds?
-On the grounds that you guys are no fun.

I never realized how good I had it.

I'm going back to my
old life as a teenager. [GROANS]

You're a teenager? I can't hire teenagers.

I am so getting fired.
There's got to be a form for this.

Come on, come on!

Excuse me.
I hear there's a job opening?

-Mr. Baldwin?
-Yes! Yes, there is!

-How old are you?
-Not a day over 29. [CHUCKLES]

-You're hired!
-[ALL CHEER]

Hey, everyone!

So, give us a video tour
of the penthouse.

Breaking news, guys. No penthouse.
Believe it or not, I prefer my life here.

-Call me crazy.
-ALL: You're crazy.

[ALL LAUGH]

-How was your day, dear?
-Mother!

I mean, you know what?

Let's just say I'm really glad to be home.

Well, it's five o'clock, dear.
Ready for bed?

I am, Mother. I am.

Aw, I love you, Bea.

I love you too, Mom.

Mmm, what you got there, hon?

-Your very favorite, fish flake pie.
-Oh, boy!

[CHEWING]

[LOUD BELCHING]

Mom, Dad, that's disgusting!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[MIMICS g*nf*re]

[MIMICS TIRES SQUEALING]
Boom!

[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

[MIMICS MACHINE-g*n FIRE]

[SING-SONG] Oscar, I'm home!

What's up, Milo? I'm using my cool
new Gamesquatter chair...

[GROANS] to play Kooky
Carpenter Cousins.

Wow! That sure is a pretty
cool gaming chair, bro.

Looks like the perfect chair for...

a neck massage!
[GASPS] Or a fin massage!

-Or an eye massage!
-Milo, get off.

Sheesh, Milo.
Why are you being so super-aggro nice?

I'm just warming you up
for the big surprise. [WHISTLES]

Oh, Murphy!

Murphy? Who's Murphy?

Milo, you got a dog?

-Well, yeah.
-[BARKING]

Oh, what's that, boy? You want
to move in and live with us forever?

That dog can't live here, Milo.
He's huge!

What's he gonna eat?
Where's he gonna sleep?

Where's he gonna use the bathroom?

[GIRLS SHRIEK]

I.D.K., but what I do K

is that you gotta love him.
He's adorable!

Milo, I'm pretty sure you're the only one
who's gonna find this dog--

[SING-SONG] Adorable! [CHUCKLES]

Aw, he's even cuter
than when I found him.

Bea? You knew about this?

Yup. I joined a dog rescue group.

Did you know that dogs
are fish too, Oscar?

That they've got feelings just like we do?

But they're a lot of responsibility.
I mean, it would be like having two Milos.

That's not true, Oscar.
I'm house-trained now.

Yeah, come on, Oscar.
You have to at least try to love Murphy.

[SIGHS] Well, okay.

It can't hurt to try, right?

Murphy, shake.

-[BARKING]
-[OSCAR GASPS]

Wow, that is pretty smart. [SCREAMS]

Oh, yeah, that's the secret handshake.
Like this.

-[BARKING]
-[COUGHING]

-Bath time, little Murph-Murph.
-[BARKING]

-Well, this isn't so bad.
-[HISSING]

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

Come on, Oscar. Give him a treat
and he will love you forever.

Try it, Oscar. It's a hoot.

-[MURPHY GROWLING]
-[CRUNCHING]

OSCAR: It does hurt to try.

-[MIMICS g*nf*re]
-[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

-Yeah, in your face, turtle!
-Oscar!

[GROANS]

Stop sleeping, Oscar.
I taught Murphy a new trick.

You just have to see it. You have to!

-Okay, Murphy?
-[BARKS]

-Count to ten.
-[BARKS]

Make him stop, Milo!
Make him stop!

Oh, my chair!
My precious gaming chair!

Hey. Whoa, what happened in here?

We were just playing
with Murphy.

-Aw, he's so fun!
-[GROANS]

Milo, I came to get you 'cause there's a
sale going on right now at the fish mall,

and I thought we could go
pick out some outfits for Murphy.

[BOTH SQUEAL]

Oh! Hey, hey, Oscar, would you be a doll
and watch Murphy for us while we're gone?

They don't let you bring
a dog unless it fits in your purse.

Oh, you gotta walk him too
or there'll be trouble.

You pickin' up
what I'm puttin' down?

[MILO AND BEA SQUEAL EXCITEDLY]

[GROANS] You and your cuteness!

-[MURPHY PANTS]
-Look at what you've done to this place.

You stepped on my bed.
You sat on my computer.

You're drinking out of the potty.

And worst of all, your disgusting
slobber's all over everything.

Well, it's just you and me now.
And I'm the alpha dog, got it?

Hey, pay attention, Murphy.
Listen to...

No, no, no-no-no-no!
D-D-D-Don't count!

[BARKS]

[YELLING] No!

[SOBS] That chair was a limited edition.

That chair was like
an extension of myself.

My gateway into a world
of endless cyber adventures.

[MIMICS expl*si*n]

-[MURPHY WHIMPERS]
-Oh, no.

Don't you... [WHIMPERS] me,
you mangy mutt.

You knew how much I loved this chair,
and you k*lled it!

[SOBS] I tried to love you,
but I... I just can't.

I wish Milo had never found you.

[MURPHY WHINES]

What the-- Oh, my gosh!

Wait, wait, Murphy!
I didn't really mean it.

I'm half beta fish.
W-We're really passionate.

Murphy!

Oh, Murphy's outside the tank in that big
crazy wilderness all by himself.

He'll never make it alone out there.

I gotta get him back home
before Milo comes home and finds--

-Hey, Oscar!
-[SCREAMS]

You are wild, bro.

Oh, oh. Check out this cute
little outfit I bought for Murphy.

Where's that little rascal?
Murphy, come here, boy.

[WHISTLES] You see him, bro?

[STAMMERS] Oh, me? I...
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Uh...

Murphy, are you playing
hide-and-go-seek?

Where are you, boy? Come here.
Murphy? Murphy?

Uh, Murphy ran away, Milo.
He ran away!

He ran a-what?

-Murphy ran away because...
-O.M.G.!

Did he finally steal my keys?

Well... what?

Did he steal my keys and take my bike?

-Well, uh, sheesh, Milo. I, I, uh...
-[WAILS]

He went looking for his real daddy,
didn't he?

-Whoa, Milo.
-How did he find out?

-What? I don't know!
-[SCREAMS]

[WAILS]

Hey, dog lovers.

Bea, Murphy found out he was adopted

and stole my bike so he could
find his real daddy.

[GASPS] O.M.G.
Oscar, is this true?

Well, I, I, I... Uh, yeah.

I mean, there's probably
some truth in there somewhere.

-Our little miracle is gone.
-[SOBS]

We'll never forget you, Murphy!

[BEA AND MILO SOB]

It's so sad.

What do we do?

We're gonna rescue him.
Dogs are fish, too.

[POWERING UP]

Let's do this.

We're breaking atmosphere.
Extend landing gear.

[ALL GASP]

Murphy!
You guys think he can hear us?

[ECHOING]

Well, when I said I wish
you'd never found him--

I mean, when he took the keys,
I thought I saw him heading due south.

[GASPS] Trash sweeper! Trash sweeper!

-[ALL SCREAM]
-That crazy thing thinks we're trash.

Trash? That's it.
Bea, let me see your makeup.

What? My makeup isn't trashy.
My mom signed off on it.

Hurry, Bea!

Oscar, be careful!

Your mom was right.
I don't feel trashy at all.

No, Milo. Look.

[GASPS] Murphy tracks.

-Aw!
-Oh, even his tracks are cute.

-Sweeper!
-Ready, jump!

Yeah, buddy.

Now, we just let the sweeper do the work
and bring us straight to Murphy.

-BEA: [GASPS] There he is, in the desert!
-[MURPHY WHIMPERING]

Okay, guys, ready?

-Friendship jump on one, two...
-Three!

He's stuck in a corner.
We have to get him out.

[MURPHY WHIMPERS]

-Okay, guys, hoist me up.
-What? You can't go in alone.

-[WHISPERS] Buddy system.
-It's too high.

Only one of us
will be able to reach it.

Plus, he got out on my watch
so I should be the one to do it.

Oh, this is so dramatic.

Bring him back.

[OSCAR GRUNTS]

-When will we see you again?
-Soon, I hope.

MILO: Oh, there he is.

Okay, boy. Now, let's get you out of...
[SCREAMING] here!

-[HISSING]
-[WHIMPERING]

Scorpions!

[OSCAR SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

Oscar, don't fight back.
Those scorpions have rights.

[WHIMPERS]

[SHRIEKS] My water suit!

[WHEEZES]

[GASPS] Oscar!

[WHIMPERS]

Forget everything I said.
Fight back, fight back!

[BOTH SCREAM]

[MURPHY GROWLS]

[SQUEALS]

[MURPHY YELPS]

[WHEEZES]

[GASPS]

Murphy! Your disgusting slobber,
it saved my life.

-[BOTH CHEER]
-That's my brother!

Murphy, you rescued me
and you got hurt doing it.

You know I didn't mean it when I said
I wished Milo had never found you, right?

So, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Foot. [LAUGHS]

Oh, Murphy, stomp twice
if you understand me.

Oh, Murphy, I... I... [WHEEZES]

-[GASPS]
-[SOFT BARK]

Yes, I love you too.
Come on, boy. Let's go home.

-Oh, Murphy!
-[BEA BABBLING]

Don't you ever, ever, ever run away again.

Milo, Bea, I'm sorry again
for lying about Murphy running away.

Aw, no sweat, Oscar.

Yeah. You rescued Murphy
and he rescued you.

Look, I know you need
your personal space, bro.

I should've known you
and Murphy wouldn't get along.

Don't be silly, Milo.
I love Murphy now.

Yeah, but maybe Murphy needs a little
friend so he doesn't get lonely.

[LAUGHS] Yeah, a little friend
for Murph-- Wait!

Oh, Milo, you didn't.

[WHISTLES] Oh, Lady Majestic!

[WHINNIES]

Are you kidding me?

[GLASS SMASHING]

[GASPS] Hey, Mouse,
these fish have inspired me.

I totally know what
I want to be when I grow up.

Hmm, a juggler?

I don't think that's possible.
Guess again.

-A jump rope?
-Very funny!

A pair of cowboy boots?

Nopers. I'm gonna be... a fish!

You're dreamin', sister.

-Wow. Dreams really do come true.
-[RATTLING]

[FISH SCREAMING]