04x16 - Garfield into the Wild

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snores]

-[alarm clock]

[theme song]
[Jon] Ah! What a lovely day!

Don't you just love a trip to

one of our great national parks?

National park... Yeah...

A place with bad TV reception,

little insects that bite you

and no pizza delivery.
[Odie grumbles]
[Nermal laughs]

And worst of all,

four days with Nermal.


There's gotta be an ejector seat

button here somewhere!


I just need a little cologne.

So I smell like myself.

Right. "Eau de Pew."

I know it's hard to imagine,

Odie,


but things could still

get a lot worse!

Really?

Yeah. Jon could have decided

to bring along the...


[Drusilla]

Where's the kitty cat?


[Minerva]

Where's the cute doggy?

Twins.

Where's that moronic nephew

of mine?


[both girls]

Hi, Uncle Jon!

Hi, girls!
[angry grunts]

I did mention that the twins

would be joining us.

didn't I, guys?
[grunts]

[Drusilla] We brought adorable outfits

for you to try on!

We're gonna have so much fun!
Help! Someone!

Call the society

for the prevention of cruelty


to animals

by dressing them up funny! Help!

Stop! No! Please!
[raven croaks]
Ah, we're here.

Come on out, guys.

Take a deep breath


and enjoy the smell of a clean,

beautiful national park.


We look terrible

dressed like this.


Of course, I don't look

as bad as you two do.

[Odie whines]
No, he's probably right.
They look so cute.

They should get some sort

of merit badge for being adorable.

I already have six.
All right, guys.

We're here

at this beautiful national park.


There's hiking.

There's swimming.


There's fishing.

There's exploring the forest.

What would you like to do?
No, we are not going home now.
If we hurry, I can catch a nap
before my afternoon nap.
Out, out, out!

I didn't drive all this way so

you three could sit in the car.

This is the great outdoors.

If it was really great,

they'd move it indoors.


[Drusilla]

What are you watching, Drusilla?

I'm Minerva. You're Drusilla.

Oh.

I'm always getting us confused.

Is that...Celeste?

It's a news show that tells

all about what she's up to.

Shhh!

...But the biggest news

is the upcoming concert


[Brandon]

by Celeste St. Clair...

Oooh. Upcoming concert.

♪I've been looking for you

All the mornings of my days♪


♪I've been looking for you

But you're so far away♪


♪I've been looking for you♪


♪All the mornings of my days♪


♪I've been looking for you

To come to me and stay♪


♪My spirit's running low♪


♪Without you♪


♪Time is going so slow♪


♪Without you♪


♪I cannot feel alive♪


♪I may not long survive♪


♪Just thoughts of long ago♪


♪Without you♪


♪I've been looking for you

All the evenings of my nights♪


♪I've been looking for you

But you're a distant light♪


♪I've been looking for you

All the evenings of my nights♪


♪I've been looking for you

To come and makes things right♪

[applause]
See? Experience counts.

Jon wants us

to enjoy ourselves here.

How can we enjoy ourselves?
[Odie mutters]

There's no TV.

There's no microwave.


Hey, guys!

I found something cool.

This is Echo Point.
Uh?
What's so cool about an echo?

What's cool is that

you can do this. Check it.


Nermal Cat is the cutest

creature in the entire world!


[echo] Nermal Cat is the cutest

creature in the entire world!


[echo] Nermal Cat is the cutest

creature in the entire world!


[echo] Nermal Cat is the cutest

creature in the entire world!

[Nermal laughs]

Garfield Cat is much,

much cuter than Nermal!


[echo] That's not

true! Nobody thinks that!


[echo] It's a dirty lie!

Nermal is much cuter!


Hey, don't blame me.

It's your echo.

Okay. Where did the pooch go?
[bark]
[Odie grunts and mutters]
[Garfield] In there?
There's no one in there.
[Farley] He's right.
There's no one in here.

[Gnarly] Farley, you gotta be quiet,

you gotta be quiet!

There's someone in that bush!
A couple of someones.
[Odie agrees]

[Farley]

Okay... They know we're here.

Presenting... three raccoons!
"Three raccoons?"
Ta-dah!

Hi guys!

How's it going?

I'm Farley,
He's right. He's Farley.
I'm Charley and that's Gnarly.

You're city folks

aren't you, aren't you?


Welcome to the forest primeval,

or as we call it, home.


I'm Garfield.

The scared dog is Odie

and the annoying cat is Nermal.
Yeah, we're from the city.

The city! See I told you,

Farley and Charley, didn't I?


I told you they were

city folks, didn't I?


You were right, Gnarly.

Oh so right.

Welcome to our forest.
You can have anything you want!
Wild strawberries?
Strawberries!
We'll wash them for you.

Washing stuff is like

our favorite hobby!

Are you crazy?
Raccoons are full of germs!
Thanks. We're good.

Huh... What's it like,

life in the city?


Oh, yeah, coz

we're never been to one.

But then again, why would we?

We have everything we need

right here!

Everything you need?
Please!
You don't even have cable TV!

♪The beauty of nature's around you♪


♪I'm way too cold and way too wet♪


♪The things out here

Will astound you♪


♪I can't get on the Internet♪


♪We require food-to-go♪


♪I can't miss my favorite show♪


♪Everything is oh so wrong♪


♪So get us back where we belong♪


♪You can be free

Of all the stress♪


♪That we don't have

In the wilderness♪


♪Escape that dark,

Depressing strife♪


♪And try the sunny side of life♪


♪You can be free of all the cares♪


♪Except of course

For the snakes and bears♪


♪Escape that dark

Depressing strife♪


♪And try the sunny side of life♪


♪Enjoy the sunny side of life♪

[Jon] Garfield... Odie... Nermal?

If you'll excuse us,

we really must return


to our fully-furnished,

five star luxury trailer...


Au revoir!

Have fun in the rain, guys!

Gee, they seem like nice guys.
You're right. You're so right.

I don't know. They don't seem

like nice guys to me.

And you're right, too.

Come on.

We need to get out of this rain.


Let's take a peek

at this trailer of theirs.

Yeah. Good idea.
Oh, now you're both right.
Who wants popcorn?
I want popcorn.

And pizza.

And a corned beef on rye.

And a taco.
Look! It's Celeste!
[song extract Celest son]
I'm not sharing my popcorn!
We'll just not see them.
That wasn't very nice, was it?

See?

I told you they weren't nice.

You were right.
We need to teach them a lesson!

Here's what we're gonna do:

tonight, after they're asleep,


we're gonna push

that trailer of theirs

over to the poison ivy bed...
[hushed, mischievous jabbering]
[humming a happy tune]
[yawning]

[together]

'Morning, Uncle Jon.


Good Morning,

Drusilla and Minerva.


Wanna lend me a hand?

I'm making Liz a nice bouquet


with a little

of this redwood vine,


not to be confused

with poison ivy


which makes people

scratch and itch!


Actually,

that is poison ivy, Uncle Jon.


No. I know the difference

between redwood vine

and p-p-p-p-
poison ivy!
[screams]

Yeah,

is that some sort of weird bird?


Yes. It's the rare

red-rashed shrieking Arbuckle.

[shrieks and shouts]

[Drusilla]

Do we really have to go?


[Minerva]

We just got here!

I'm sorry, girls

but I need to get somewhere

to stop this itching.

[shrieks and shouts]

Did you tell

Garfield, Odie and Nermal

that we were about to leave?
Yes. Here they come now.
Good. Make sure they get in
while I finish packing.
Hurry up and get in.

Uncle Jon says

we're about to leave.

[evil laugh]
[effort sighs]
Why did they do this to us?

Never trust guys

who wear masks all the time.

Odie, how are you doing?
[nervous grunts]
Ta-dah!
Good work, boy! Now, untie us!

All right.

Are we all set to go?

All set!

Garfield, Odie and Nermal

are back in the trailer.

Then let's go home, outch!
[Odie barks]
Where's Jon going without us?

It doesn't matter

where he's going.


What matters

is the "without us" part!

[anxious screams]
All right, guys!

We're here at this beautiful

national park.


There's hiking.

There's swimming. There's fishing.


There's exploring the forest.

What would you like to do?

There's someone in that bush.
Ta-dah!

Did you tell

Garfield, Odie and Nermal

that we're about to leave?
Yes. Here they come now.

Never trust guys who wear

masks all the time.

[mishievous laughs]
[anxious barking]

Jon! Wait!

Don't go! Wait for us!

Don't leave us!
[Nermal] Can't you see me?

Wow. What a great place

they've got here. Yeah, yeah.

I think they pressed this button...
[tv show]
[anxious screams]
[loud music in the trailer]
I need to get home

and do something

about this itching.


Why are they playing the music

so loud in the trailer?


They could at least play

a Celeste Saint Clair song.

[loud music]

Farley! Charley! Look!

I found some popcorn!

Sweet! I want to try some!
Uh ! What's this?
Oh, it's just a map.
He's...left us...

Jon's heading back to the city

and he's left us,

abandoned here in the woods.

Far from food!

Far from shelter!

Far from my fur stylist!

Far from an internet hotspot!

Far from...

What else are we far from?
A good Chinese restaurant.

Far from

a good Chinese restaurant!


Far from

a bad Chinese restaurant!


Far from

any of the necessities of life!

[cries]

Calm down, you two.

This isn't a crisis.

Sure looks like one.

Nope.

We just have to wait right here.


Before long, Jon will realize

he's driving around

those three miserable raccoons
and he'll come back for us.
You think so?

Sure.

Just take a seat and wait.

Jon isn't as dumb as he looks.
[grunts]
I take it back.
Jon is as dumb as he looks.
Maybe even dumber.
So... What do we do now,
fearless leader? We need to...
[menacing grunt]
What's that growling?
A lion? A tiger? A puma?
No, that's my stomach growling.
Uh?
What's that you found, boy?

It's a road map.

Hey, this might come in handy.

Okay now. Let's think.

What do animals do

in the wild in order to survive?

Oh, oh, I got this one!

Look adorable and cute

until someone comes along


and rescues them and gives them

salami sandwiches!

No.

Although I like the part

about the salami sandwiches.

No, they...
...hunt other animals.

It's time we get back in touch

with our inner wild self

and find ourselves some grub!
Yeah! Let's go all feral!

♪Oh!♪


♪The world's a jungle of fear♪


♪With danger always near♪


♪Life is at stake in the wild♪


♪This is no place for a child♪


♪Ah!♪


♪Unleash your inner beast♪


♪Let him peek out at least♪


♪When in a savage land♪


♪You need to take a stand♪


♪Step out with hardly a care♪


♪Your foes are everywhere♪


♪Unleash your fangs and your claws♪


♪And it will give them pause♪

[screams]

♪Unleash your inner beast♪


♪Let him peek out at least♪


♪But there's one thing

I've learned♪


♪No need to be concerned♪


♪You don't have to play rough♪


♪When you are cute enough♪


-[screams]

-♪...Like me!♪

It's no use.

We'll never catch anything

except germs.

I think I've been spoiled.
Lasagna's really easy to hunt.
Tastier, too.
[growl]
[bell tinkles]
I think it's a rabbit!
Go get him, Odie!
We're not going to eat a rabbit.
Of course not.

But we might be able

to mooch some carrots off him.

Oh no...we're toast!
He can totally smell us!

Yeah... Thanks to that nasty

perfume of yours!

I'm getting out of here!
[teeth chattering]
Uh?

It's that honey he was after,

not us!


Now watch

as a horde of angry bees


sh**t out of the hive

when he hits it.

Oldest cartoon cliché ever.
No bees, huh?

If that big stupid bear

can do it, so can we!

[effort sighs]
Oh oh.
What is it Odie? Ouch!
It's really not what you think.
[scream]

Oh, place to hide,

place to hide!


You know, this kind of thing

isn't supposed to happen


to you

when you're this adorable.

Maybe I can hide in this cave.
I know from watching cartoons

that you never run into

a dangerous beast in a cave.

Garfield?

Please tell me

that's your stomach growling.

[grunt]
[schriek]
[shriek]
[grunt]
Phew! That was hairy.
Yeah. I think they're gone...

Which means...

The honey is all mine!


All ours!

The honey is all ours!

As in all of us!

-Mmm...this honey is delicious!

-Yup.


Way better than the one

that comes in plastic bottles

from the supermarket.

I guess living in the wild

has its plus sides after all!

[scream]

For the love of lasagna,

Odie, relax!

They're beavers, not wolves.
That honey sure smells yummy.
We'd love to sample it.

I'm sure you would!

Now beat it, vermin!


This honey is ours!

We earned it!

Wait, wait, wait.

There's enough honey

for two more hungry mouths.


Garfield, are you all right?

You're sharing food.


You never share food

with anyone!


Yeah.

I can't figure why I did that.

But I promised, so...

Wow, thanks!

That's very generous

of you!
Yeah we owe you one, guys!
Okay...time to go to sleep.

I have every confidence that

when we awake in the morning,


Jon will have come back

to save us.

Do you really, Garfield?

No...but it sounded like

something somebody ought to say.


[Garfield yawning] I never knew

there were so many stars in the sky!


Yeah.

Looks kind of pretty up there.

[Garfield] Good night, guys.
[yawns]
[snores]
You girls go up to your room.

Between this lotion

and how swollen my eyes are,

I can barely see.

You'll be a lot better

in the morning, Uncle Jon.

Yeah. A lot better, Uncle Jon.
I'm confused.
Is he Uncle Jon or Cousin Jon?

I don't know. I can't even

tell us apart, Drusilla.


-Minerva.

-See.


They're right. I'll stop itching

in the morning.

I just wish I could see better.
[laughs]

Good night, Garfield.

Good night, Odie.


Good night, Nermal.

Odie...

Are you there?
[Charley mutters nervously]
[strange barking]
Is something wrong?

You usually give me

a good-night slurp.

Good night, boy.
Ick. Skin lotion.

Look at all this food!

Yeah, yeah.


We have hit the jackpot,

we have!

You're both right.
[cheers]

Hey, hold it down will you,

Garfield?


How's a mouse supposed to sleep

with you making such a...

Hey. You're not Garfield.
And you're not tellin' anyone.