04x05 - Bewitched

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snores]

-[alarm clock]

[theme song]
Odie got turned into a bat

and taken away

by Mrs. Cauldron's niece!


The School

of Witchery and Witchcraft.


You are not going anywhere

until you give me back

my book!

You're that witch auntie Esther

told me the story about?


The one they trapped in the book

so she couldn't cast

a spell on the world.
I'm free!

Who let aunt Varicella

out of the book?

I'm afraid it was me.
In auntie Esther's story,

Varicella needed three magical

items to complete the spell.

Let's find those trinkets

before Varicella gets

her grubby hands on them!


There it is.

The Broom of Sorrow!

Well, that's that.

Who in their right mind

would agree to climb

all the way up that giant tree?
Anyone wanna give me a boost?

I can't believe,

they'll talked me into this.


The things I'll do

to avoid eating fly lasagna...

[scream]
Abigail!
Oh, this is not good!
Not good at all.
Garfield! Garfield, help me!

Abigail's in trouble!

I have to do something!

Never mind Abigail right now.
I'm in trouble!
Garfield, help!
Hang on, Abigail!
You did it, Garfield!

You saved us and

you found the Broom of Sorrow!


I do something heroic

once a year.

This is it for a while.
Where do we go next?
To the underworld.

That's where we'll find

the Mercury Slippers.

One artifact, two to go!

I'll just wait for these fools

to do all the dirty work

and then...
I'll help myself to what I need!
[laugh]
[coughing]
Any idea where we are?

The Broom of Sorrow

knows the way.

So what are we waiting for?
Let's grab the slippers

and swing by Vito's

for cannolis on the way back

There's a slight complication.

We need a magic spell

to get us through this door.

Well then, cast one

and let's get in

and out of this place.

I can't.
I'm a frog, remember?
Hop...
Abigail will have to do it.
I'm not a real witch yet.

Every spell I've cast

has only made things worse.

I believe in you, Abigail.

Odie believes in you, too.

So do I!

I'm not sure why but I do.
I'll try.

Zibbity-zak-zibbity-zak-

ringala-ringala-loof-loof-loof!

[sigh]
I'll never be a good witch.
I couldn't even be a bad witch.
I should turn in my wand.

You're a better witch

than you think, kid.

Follow me into the underworld.
Walk this way.
You mean "Hop this way!"
Look! Guests!
[grumbling]
Well put!
Welcome to the Underworld!
Make yourself comfy.
Eternity is a long time,
especially towards the end.

Don't mind us,

we're just passing through.

[deranged laughter]
What's so funny?

You can't be

"just passing through".

[deranged laughter]
Once you enter the underworld...
You never leave!
You never leave!
You never leave!
[more insane laughter]

♪To be the perfect ghost♪


♪This should be uppermost♪


♪You need to shriek♪


♪Practice every week♪


♪Just learn to moan

Make an unearthly groan♪


♪An eerie noise♪


♪Frighten girls and boys♪


♪To see them run♪


♪It's so much fun!♪


♪To sneak up and yell "Boo"♪


♪Is still the thing to do♪


♪I make the doors creak

Make skeletons speak♪


♪To rattle some chains

Does not require brains♪


♪So what do you fear?

I'll make sure it is here♪


♪I enjoy the fear and fright♪


♪Scaring people left and right♪


♪I could do this every night♪


♪To sneak up and yell "Boo"♪


♪Is still the thing to do♪


♪You might think it is mean

The meanest thing you've seen♪


♪But thanks to my routine

Each day is Halloween♪


"Once you enter the underworld,

you never ever leave", huh?


And just when were you

planning on telling us this?

One worry at a time.

Let's focus on finding

the Mercury Slippers.

The Mercury Slippers?
You want the Mercury Slippers?

Can't we show you something

in a nice pair of sandals?


If you want

the Mercury Slippers,

you must prove yourself worthy.
You must pass a test.
A hard test.
A test of bravery.
A test of bravery?
Well, I'm outta here.
You must pass the test.

You must overcome

your deepest fears.

Why me? Why not one of them?
It says right here:

"The test shall be of he

with the greatest body weight."

Where does it say that?
Well, as long as it's in writing.
The idol of id here

will probe your memory

for your deepest fears!


It will show them to you and

if you can face them down...


You may take home

the Mercury Slippers.

If you fail,

we have some lovely

parting gifts for you.

Except that you won't be parting!

You'll be staying here

for all eternity.

Let's play!
[roaring]

Here is what the idol sees

you fear most

in the world.
Garfield, the TV set is broken.

Drusilla and Minerva

are here to visit.


From now on,

I'm only serving health food

Want some tofu?
There's a spider here.
Oh no, it's two spiders!

Oh, it isn't two spiders,

it's spiders!


Aunt Ivy's outside

with an awful lot of luggage.

Garfield, it's Monday.

Nermal is moving

in to live with us forever.

Oh, sorry.
You didn't win.

But you'll enjoy it here...

forever.


Hey, being afraid of some things

is just common sense.

Everyone's afraid of something.
Not us!
We're ghosts!
Nothing scares us.
Even we don't scare us.
Oh yeah?

Well, if I could scare you,

would you let us go


and give us

the Mercury Slippers?

It's a deal!

Now that you're getting good

at spells,


could you conjure up

something for me?

I'll try. What is it?
[whisper]
Okay.
Here goes.
Ramafor,
Slamafor Voot!
Here! Today's newspaper.

Read it and see what it says

is going on in my world.

It'll all happen here eventually.
What's scary about that?
It's just a newspaper.
"w*r... economic collapse,
anger, taxes,

weather,

what's on TV this week,

our leaders..."
[scream]
Wait! We had a deal!

You promised us

the Mercury Slippers!

They're right over there!
On those feet!
The Mercury Slippers!

Now we have the Broom of Sorrow,

and the Mercury Slippers!

Hey hold the phone.
Where is the Broom of Sorrow?

And where are

the Mercury Slippers?

I'm afraid they're over there.

And don't they look wonderful

on me?


Who let Aunt Varicella

out of the book?


If I could scare you,

would you let us go?


And give us

the Mercury Slippers?


Thanks for doing

the hard work for me.


Now, all I need

is the Lilith Wand

and the world is mine!

We've got to get to the wand

before she does!

Well, let's hop to it!
Nothing personal...

We need a spell to take us

to the Hall of Witchdom!

Here it is!
Myrrh-myrrh Regaflexus!
I did it!

I cast an important spell

and it seems to be working!


You're really getting

the hang of this witch business!

[Odie barks]
[mysterious music]
This will be over soon.

They always save the

expensive set for the finale.


So, just what is

this place again?

This is the Hall of Witchdom

the place where

powerful artifacts are stored.

The Lilith Wand is somewhere
within its thousands of corridors.

We've got to find it

before she does. But how?


If that wand once belonged

to Varicella,

it must still carry her... Ick!
distinct body odor!

Odie's pretty good at

tracking down nasty smells.


Odie, did you get a whiff of

Varicella back there?

Ick. Yeah.

Can you find that smell

and lead us to her wand?

[Odie smells]
Woof! Woof!

Wow! This is worse

than finding your way

back to your car at the mall.
Woof! Woof!
This is it, boy? In here?
Argh!
[croaking]
Woof!
It worked!

He followed Varicella's scent

to the Lilith Wand.

Tada!
Tada!

No?

He followed Varicella's scent...

to Varicella!
Ah!
Thanks mostly to you!
I have the Broom of Sorrow!
I have the Mercury Slippers!
And having followed you here...
I have the Lilith Wand!
Which means...
I have everything!
You can't stop me!
No one can stop me!

And you remember

what happened to her?

[sad muttering]
This is my fault.
Don't blame yourself, Abigail.

Who can we blame

if we don't blame me?


I know this cat named Nermal

who's handy for that.


At last,

after all these centuries,

I call...the Forbidden
Moon!

I can just imagine what

it's like on Earth right now!


♪Yes!♪


♪Now at last

My dream can explode♪


♪I turn you into a frog♪


♪Or maybe a toad♪


♪There is no place to hide

Or retreat♪


♪I get my revenge

And revenge is sweet♪


♪Trapped there inside the book♪


♪Planning to change the look♪


♪Of the world we knew

As I have dreamed I'll do♪


♪Soon you will stop and stare

Frog people everywhere♪


♪Tell each gal and each fella♪


♪Your new queen's Varicella♪


[choir]

♪So croak my toady friend♪


♪Time for your world to end♪


♪Bow before Varicella

Your queen now and forever♪


♪So croak my toady friend

Time for your world to end♪


♪Bow before Varicella

Your queen now and forever♪

[Varicella's laughter]

♪So croak my toady friend

Time for your world to end♪


♪Bow before Varicella

Your queen now and forever♪


♪So croak my toady friend

Time for your world to end♪


♪Bow before Varicella

Your queen now and forever♪

[Varicella' s laughter]
At last, my triumph is complete!
In a few minutes,

the moon shall obscure the sun

completely


and everyone will have

been turned into a frog!


Is there anything in that book

about how to save the world?

Nothing! There's nothing!
[scared muttering]

There's no weapon stronger

than the Lilith Wand!

"Stronger than the wand"?

What was the last thing

Mrs. Cauldron said


right before she was turned

into a statue?


The strongest magic doesn't come

from a wand but from the heart!

The locket!

The locket Aunt Esther wore...

the one Varicella threw away!


The one forged

from the love of their parents?


Where is it?

What happened to it?

This!
Tada!

Odie, you've been guarding it

all this time!


-Woof!

-Oh!

[Varicella's laughter]

What do you think that is?

A weapon?

Ha!

It's not a weapon.

It's a replacement part.


Right! To replace the one

you lost a thousand years ago!

Ah!
What have you done, child?
What have you done?

-What have I done?

-A much-needed bit of surgery.

You've made me...
You've made me whole again!
Thank you!

I must undo the damage

I have done.

Wow!
My goodness! What happened?

Whatever it is,

I don't want it to happen again.

Awk! Nevermore!
Excuse me! The world!

Would you mind

saving the world now?

Of course!
The world!
[croakings]
Oh!
I don't know what happened

but Garfield must have

had something to do with it.


You did it Abigail!

You saved the world!

Woof!

I couldn't have done it

without all of you.


Especially you, Garfield.

How can I ever thank you?

You can wrap this up.

I haven't eaten

in this entire story.

We can't wrap it up yet!

We must celebrate Abigail

before the grand council of witches!

Will there be refreshments?
Plenty of them!
Then let the celebration begin!
The whole world is as it was before

and we have wiped the memories

of all on Earth.


No one will recall

those unfortunate moments


when they were all

turned into frogs.

Big fat hairy deal.

Most people on Earth can't remember

where they left their car keys.

Abigail,
please step forward.
[bell-chime]

Your actions violated

almost every rule

of the School of Witchery
and Witchcraft.
Worse, you unleashed a great evil
and threatened all of mankind.
[nervous swallow]

However, you also saved

all of mankind


by learning

the greatest lesson of all

that the heart
is stronger than any magic!
And so we confer on you
the mantle of full-fledged witchery!

You made your Auntie

so proud, Abigail!

Evermore! Evermore! Awk!
Evermore?
I learned a new raven word!
[squeaking]

-Look who's back!

-Woof! Woof!

Bruce! My familiar is back!
Oh, I missed you too, boy.
[smack]
And I missed you, sis.

Although you were

a good bookmark.

I missed me as well, my sister.

And now Abigail and I

have like two aunts.

This has all been grand

but the pup and I

need to get back.

Woof!
I will send them back.

From now on, I use magic only

for selfless reasons.

Thank you, Garfield.

-And you too, Odie.

-Woof!

Thank you for everything.

-Are you ready?

-Ready as we'll ever be.


Oh, and could you send us back

to just after Jon made pizza?

Certainly!
Malini!
Borini!
Poldini!
[epic music]

♪Varicella's no longer

Filled with hate♪


♪Now we have a reason

To celebrate♪


♪This is how the story ends♪


♪Mrs Cauldron ends

With her friends♪


♪Earthlings could have

Been enslaved♪


♪Abracadabra

Their world is saved♪


♪Abracadabra, Abracadabra♪

[whistling the melody]

♪Join me

You won't be sorry♪


♪La, la, la♪


♪Come on girls♪


♪Learn this word♪


♪Abracadabra, abracadabra♪


♪Thanks to a brave cat

And heroic dog♪


♪No one's now a frog

Who was not a frog♪


♪Abigail's found her niche♪


♪Worthy of the name of witch♪


♪Witchcraft is a great delight♪


♪When it's used

To put things right♪


♪Abracadabra, abracadabra♪


So long!

Keep your wands dry!

Woof! Woof!
Yippee!

Glad you guys

are enjoying your pizza.

So where have you been all day?
I don't know!
[assenting muttering]
I've feeling kinda strange.

I have a frog in my throat

or something.

[croaking]
Did you? I mean, he just...
Don't worry, Garfield.

It'll wear off in

about half an hour.

Okay. Thanks.