02x19 - Everything's Relative/Stealing Home

[bunniefuu]

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[joyful music]

[mooing]

Don't worry, guys.

This is probably not an emergency.

That's a relief.

We have to go see my Aunt Ivy!

That's not a relief.

[Odie muttering]

She said she needed me over at her house right away.

-Aunt Ivy... -[Odie whining]

[tires screeching]

About time you got here, Jonny.

I'm having my house fumigated

to get rid of little pests.

Okay, we've tented the house.

You'll have to stay out for three, maybe four days.

Well, I guess it has to be done.

So, Aunt Ivy, where are you going to...

-Oh, no! -[car door slamming]

I'm staying with you, Jonny.

Don't just stand there!

Get my luggage!

[Jon screaming]

I packed a few things I absolutely have to take along.

[Odie howling]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Odie whining]

And when you serve me breakfast in bed,

keep it tidy, because I'll be taking over your bedroom.

And maybe the whole upstairs.

Yes, Aunt Ivy.

I want dinner at eight sharp, not :!

Eight.

Make it high on taste,

low on cholesterol and serve it on good dinnerware.

[struggling] Yes, Aunt Ivy.

[Odie muttering]

In an odd way,

I like having Aunt Ivy on the show.

Compared to her,

I actually seem easy to live with.

[peaceful music]

Aunt Ivy, my favorite show is on now.

Is it okay if I watch it?

No.

[angry groaning]

[sobbing]

Aunt Ivy, would you please pass the mashed potatoes?

-No. -[angry groaning]

Aunt Ivy, you've been in the bathroom for two hours.

Could you please hurry up so I could use it?

[Aunt Ivy laughing] No!

[door locking]

[screaming]

Blueberry pancakes?

I distinctly asked for chocolate chip!

-[unintelligible chatter] -Sure.

Come by any time!

-[unintelligible chatter] -I may be here a few weeks.

[unintelligible chatter]

[gasping]

[stuttering] A few weeks?

I just invited my sister and my nieces over.

You don't mind?

Not that it would matter if you did.

Her sister? Her nieces?

Chocolate chip pancakes?

What am I going to do?

I can't take anymore of this.

But she is my aunt.

[screaming]

As always, the cat is coming to your rescue.

What's this, Garfield? It's a picture of my brother.

Don't I have enough problems with my family...

Oh! That's it, Garfield! You're brilliant.

True.

[joyful music]

Aunt Ivy, wouldn't you like to go visit your other nephew on his farm?

[Aunt Ivy] I don't want to go to the farm!

I hate farms!

[croaking]

You can't wait to be there!

Doc Boy's going to be so happy to see you!

[horn]

[screeching]

Doc Boy, I brought you a surprise!

Jon? A surprise?

Aunt Ivy!

Surprise!

Wait! Take her back!

[Aunt Ivy] Don't drop me.

[Doc Boy] Stop! Jon! Come back!

Hello, Aunt Ivy.

I see this farm is still a dump.

So nice of you to come visit.

I'm free! I'm free! [laughing]

[singing]

We're free! We're free!

[phone ringing]

I know it was a rotten thing to do to my brother, but it had to be done.

-Hello? -You've got to take her back, Jon.

[yelling] Two pillows! I need two pillows!

Sorry, brother.

She's your aunt, too.

[Doc Boy] Take her back!

-Take her back and you can call... -[communication interrupted]

Please, Jon!

[croaking]

[Aunt Ivy] The room I'm going to stay in, I want it painted another color!

[desperate screaming]

[Aunt Ivy] Watch out on those turns!

And stop off and get me some denture glue!

[country music]

[doorbell] That must be Vito!

I called him to deliver a couple of pizzas!

[wind blowing]

[screaming]

-[tires screeching] -Here! You left this at the farm.

You forgot my denture glue.

[Odie muttering]

Yeah, it does look like we're stuck with her.

But hey, it could be worse.

[together] Hi, Cousin Jon! Hi, Aunt Ivy!

See, it's worse.

Aunt Esther will be coming along later.

Lovely.

It's so nice to see you, Drusilla.

And you too, Minerva.

No, I'm Drusilla.

She's Minerva.

Are you sure?

[together] Oh, look! The kitty cat!

No! No!

Not them again!

Help!

What's the big idea taking me to that farm?

I hate that farm!

I also hate this place which smells like a farm!

[Minerva and Drusilla yapping] [Garfield screaming]

[screaming]

[Aunt Ivy] Now, about the way you've been getting your hair cut lately...

I want a new spring outfit!

You need to find a better job!

[Minerva and Drusilla yapping]

No, take them away!

I'm not home!

-[window opening] -[Jon] Take them!

I'll never ask you for anything ever again!

[Jon screaming]

[dramatic music]

[tires screeching]

[chuckling]

[car approaching]

[shaking bones]

[Jon] No!

[Jon laughing]

[Jon moaning]

[together] We wanna play with the kitty!

[Garfield screaming]

The kitty doesn't want to play with you!

The kitty doesn't want to play with you!

You sure you won't take them home?

I couldn't even take me home.

Lying around loafing,

when you should be getting me an evening snack.

-[Garfield screaming] -[Jon] Aunt Ivy...

[Doc Boy] When are you going home?

When they get rid of all the mice I had in my house.

There's nothing I hate more in the world than mice!

Mice?

You don't want me.

You want to play with this adorable puppy dog.

[together] Puppy dog!

[Odie barking]

[together] Puppy dog!

Squeak, it's me.

It's important.

I don't care what you say. I'm not taking Aunt Ivy!

Squeak! Open up! I need your help!

You two both could stand and get a little more exercise.

Oh, and I want a pickle!

[Drusilla] Has anyone seen the kitty cat?

[flute music]

What's that terrible music?

[screaming]

Mice! I hate mice!

[together] Wait for us, Aunt Ivy!

[flute music]

[Garfield] Thanks, guys!

[Squeak] Anything to get rid of Aunt Ivy!

And people call us pests!

Sorry I tried to stick you with Aunt Ivy, Doc Boy.

I forgive you, Jon.

And don't call me Doc Boy.

I guess every family has a couple of annoying relatives.

Fortunately, that's all we have.

[knocking]

-[Jon screaming] -[Doc Boy] Aunt Ivy!

[Jon] We thought you were afraid of mice.

I was.

But on my way out, I ran into my twin sister

and she reminded me I got over that.

[both] Twin sister?

You remember Aunt Esther?

Hi, nephews!

You don't mind if I stay for a while too, do you?

[Jon] Not again!

[together] We want dinner!

We want to watch TV while we eat dinner!

-This is twice as bad! -[Odie muttering]

Esther,

you remember Drusilla and Minerva.

Of course.

And I brought my twins,

Lucretia and Tabitha.

[all speaking]

[all] Kitty kat!

-[all] We wanna play with the kitty! -[Garfield] No!

Remember that exterminator from the beginning of the episode?

You think he knows how to get rid of relatives?

[Odie barking]

[girls yapping]

[upbeat music]

[Music]

hmm

guess i'll have to use the slightly

larger bell

you rang sorry to be seconds late

[Music]

pepper

oh i can't believe i have to do this

[Music]

garfield's really got it made big

house cushy bed a human who waits on him

and where do i have to live this trash

can

worse it's even got a view of his house

and it's close enough to smell the

lasagna

mmm it's not fair

and maybe it's time i did something

about it

[Music]

just finishing up my checklist before i

leave on my trip suitcase pack

check mail delivery stopped check

food for odi check food for garfield

check check check

check see you tomorrow night guys

on your way home pick up more microwave

lasagna

we'll be out oh and make sure you don't

open the door to anyone

i may not even let you in unless you

picked up the microwave lasagna

[Music]

oh there he goes

whoever it is go away

whatever it is we don't want any

[Music]

what if it's vito delivering a pizza i

don't think anyone here ordered a pizza

but you never know

we've ordered so many of them

i know i heard what john said about not

opening the door to anyone

but this could be pizza yes

you know who i am sure you're bruno the

cat who lives in the trash can i can see

out the dining room window

no i'm the cat who lives here now

[Music]

oh hey what's the big idea the big idea

is that i live here

and you live out there

[Music]

i hate it when john is right about

something

but i don't have to be worried odie's in

there

odie will defeat that bully and get me

back inside

yeah i kind of figured that's what would

happen let's try the back way

hurry before he thinks to block off the

doggy door

of course i had to make a few

improvements on my new home

[Music]

oh

[Music]

oh

mine all mine

[Music]

audio pal i've given the matter a lot of

thought

and i've decided what we're gonna do

next

yep we're gonna go live in this old

trash can hmm

i don't know what's come over you cassie

just because i'm going to marry helen

you never ah this is great when that

human being comes home

i'll throw him out too

hey what's he doing in my old trash can

home

[Applause]

he's gonna fix up my old place of living

it ah

who cares

no odie that's not the carpeting for the

living room that goes in the den

it matches the new drapes in there

there's no living room in there and no

den

it's just a trash can

[Music]

a satellite dish we'll connect the dish

up to the plasma screen in the game room

wow this looks pretty nice this is a

nice deal

thanks for having us hey everybody come

on in

the water in the pool is a perfect

degrees

nice i gotta have that

[Music]

he doesn't have a pool in there

beautiful

last one in has fleas and dicks

[Music]

oh thanks veto

hey everybody pizza's here all right

that looks good i want pepperoni

i want pepperoni

no i can't take any more of this

[Music]

pizza pool parties where was that stuff

when i lived there

hey do you mind we're trying to watch a

movie in here

can you believe it someone remade kung

fu

creatures on their rampage in -d

[Music]

garfield come back up here and bring

that

mutt with you

what is it now you want to trade back

you go live in that wonderful house with

all the food

that dump no way

[Music]

we're late for the bowling tournament

[Music]

come on out of there this is my trash

can

and you two stay out of it

the nerve of those guys stealing someone

else's home

hey watch this i'm gonna swan dive into

my new pool

[Music]

hey who drained the water out of my pool

and where is my pool

where's the bowling alley and the plasma

screen tv

i want to watch kung fu creatures on the

rampage in d

and where'd everybody go

hey everyone come back it's too early to

break up the party come on

we have pizza

[Music]

ah back where we belong odie all of our

troubles are over

oh well maybe not all of our troubles

i'm back guys my flight was canceled so

i'm not going to

[Applause]

ah garfield odie

what did you do to the house no well we

didn't do it

i'm gone for three hours and i come back

to a disaster this place looks like the

inside of a trash can

i can explain well if i could talk i

could explain

but we didn't you don't deserve to live

in this house

not the way you treat it it couldn't be

messier around here

[Music]

you cough your bolody

yeah me neither no john will get over it

in a few hours

or days four years

[Music]

what's that i don't know some sort of

sliding panel or door or something

give it a shove

[Music]

what are you waiting for guys the

movie's about to start

here's something to munch on while you

watch kung fu creatures on the rampage

in -d

[Music]

-d maybe we'll be lucky and john won't

take us back

this is great it couldn't be any better

[Music]

time to start the fireworks display

[Music]

wow

[Music]