02x16 - Great Pizza Race/Love and Lasagna

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oh this is my last decent pair of shorts

where's my voice recorder um

don't forget to buy new underwear never

mind underwear don't forget to feed your

beloved cat

oh garfield i'm taking liz out for the

evening

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in that case don't forget to put on

pants

i don't have time to fix you dinner so

i'll order something delivered for you

what would you like

this is like a dozen different takeout

menus

i went beef to status from the mexican

place mugu gaipan and ribs from the

chinese place

pastrami on rye and potato salad you may

have one meal from one place

he's trying to starve me i won't make it

one meal from one restaurant that's all

i can afford now make your selection

you're a cruel man john arbuckle

one dinner it's barbaric

don't distract me od i have to make the

most important decision of my life

cheeseburger falafel scallops

no matter what i pick i won't get enough

food

wouldn't you like a delicious piping hot

pizza

hello i am a veto owner of its pizzeria

you could order this masterpiece

delivered to your home tonight

yeah but i'd only get one our delivery

is

super fast if your pizza isn't at your

door in minutes

your order is free free that's all right

i set a free

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hi vito this is john arbuckle would you

please send over one pepperoni pizza and

charge it to my credit card

right away senori arbuckle

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well your pizza will be here soon i'm

sorry i could only get you one meal

we'll see about that

vito's pizza i wonder if liz is in the

mood for italian food

not now oh do you have work to do

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dude

what is going on here

minutes and seconds minutes and

seconds

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sorry minutes eight seconds pizza's

free

oh you wanted some well fear not pup

there's more where that came from

let's see here playback

vito's pizzeria vito speaking

hi vito this is john arbuckle would you

please send over one pepperoni pizza and

charge it to my credit card

on my way senora arbuckle

let's see which house has all those

annoying chihuahuas

ah this one

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here boys smell the pizza box

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i will go in the back way so as to avoid

that horrible front to walk away

ah i am here with meals to spare

gee where is that pizza delivery man oh

i hope he's here in time

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just missed it

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should be back at his restaurant by now

i think don't forget to buy new

underwear

hi vito this is john arbuckle would you

please send over one pepperoni pizza and

charge it to my credit card

right away

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detour but but

even with the detour i will still get

this pizza there in minutes

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hi vito this is john arbuckle would you

please send over one pepperoni pizza

i will get this pizza there on time

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or maybe not

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minutes nine seconds whoo you're

really slipping now

so much bad luck i do not know how

things could get any worse

hi vito this is john arbuckle would you

please send over one pepperoni pizza and

charge it to my credit card

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oh

one pepperoni pizza and charge it to my

credit card

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vito when you get a chance could we have

some more breadsticks

sure thing mr arbachel i used to be so

good at delivering the pizzas

what has happened to me

with this pizzeria peter speaking hi

vito this is john arbuckle

would you please send over one pepperoni

pizza and charge it to my credit card

i know i know on the pepperoni pizza

charge it to your credit card

right away mr albaco

alvito don't forget our breadsticks in a

minute mr arbuckle

first i have to make a pizza to deliver

to mr albacle

wait a minute

how could mr albacore order a pizza from

harmonies

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smelly sneaky type of pussycat

would you please send over one pepperoni

pizza and charge it to my credit card

would you please send over one pepperoni

pizza and charge it to my credit card

i wonder if i can edit this thing to say

sausage and mushroom

i'm getting a little tired of pepperoni

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minutes huh he isn't even trying

guess it took him a while to get through

the quicksand

sorry vito another free pizza

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how much longer do i have to do this

garfield do not come home until you earn

enough to pay veto for all those pizzas

i should have ordered chinese food

garfield do not come home until you earn

enough to pay veto for all those pizzas

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foreign

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if i could talk or had money i'd thank

you and tip you

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the joy of beetles lasagna it always

puts a smile on our faces

what happened to you we're getting to

the bottom of this

wait for me guys

i'm sorry mr sorry arbuckle

cat and the puppy dog i guess vito has

just not been himself

lately not since she left me

she angelica

the most beautiful woman on the planet

this is the woman who ruined my dinner

she brought out the best in me the

passion i bring into my cooking

here you are la mia stella pasta alavito

cooked with love and also with the

marnero sauce

your cooking is superb we were

so happy until he came into our lives

she met him somewhere and was taken

brent

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brent mogul the real estate tycoon the

guy who builds all those buildings

he builds buildings but he destroys our

relationships

i will never forget what she said to me

you are very sweet vito but brent

brent creates some mighty buildings he

creates skyscrapers

and the towers and roads and mini malls

all you create veto is eggplant parmesan

i go now to be with brent farewell vito

maybe brent and i will order a pizza

someday

after we are married nothing has

been of the same since that day not even

my lasagna we know

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[Laughter]

here blow that nose of yours before you

hurt someone with it

here is the last lasagna i made before

she broke my heart

i think you should have it you always

loved it so

you'll get over her veto never my heart

it is a broken

and since i cook with my heart my

cooking she's

broken it too

poor veto be careful with that garfield

that could be the last good veto lasagna

you'll ever have

maybe we should get an armored car to

take it home

here you go enjoy it while you can

farewell lasagna my faithful friend

no i can't let this be the last veto's

lasagna

i have to find a way to get vito and

angelica back together

hmm yes

i know how to do it come on odie

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rent mogul real estate investments i'm

sorry mr mogul's in a meeting and can't

be disturbed

i'll disturb him

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i've almost acquired the land necessary

for my next project

a city within a city the city of the

future

ah brent you are amazing

i can't tell you how much i admire all

the things you do

go ahead try hmm

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you're important you're a man of the

future

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you're oh brent

do you smell lasagna no why

oh i was just reminded of someone

someone kind of sweet someone who would

like to make me happy

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but never mind him is in my past

are those the plans for the new

development

yeah looks like we wasted our time how

could she dump veto for a guy who's just

gonna tear down old buildings and put up

new ones

yes but i'll do better than show you

plans i'll show you the area where we're

starting demolition

a personal tour for my wife to be

hey look odie this is what he's gonna do

downtown

that's west central street so vito

should be right about

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oh that's odd vito should be right there

but

there's a tanning salon

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he's gonna he's gonna get rid of vetoes

hey you two shouldn't be in here

movies i'm locking you two up and

calling the pound

let's not let him do that

wait you come back here

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notice how in chase scenes the guy

chasing always yells

you come back here even though no one

ever does

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you come back here you're right he's

gonna catch us unless i do something

drastic

farewell i'm sacrificing you for a good

cause

i'll have to chill off the exits and

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we're replacing that building with a

store that sells cell phones

but you're opening two cell phone stores

in the last

block you can't have too many stores

that sell

cell phones i'm thinking of opening cell

phone stores inside other cell phone

stores

coming through oh the kitty cat who was

such a good customer of my old friend

vito speaking of vito's restaurant

take a look at this take down that

corner building next

sorry if they're a little damp they've

been in a dog's mouth

i don't know brent where's vito's

restaurant on these plans that little

italian place i'm tearing it down

i want this whole block cleared by

nightfall

but that's his business and that he's

alive

he's so proud of that the restaurant i'm

putting a tanning still on there

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hey let's knock down that pizza place

now

you can't do that i can do whatever i

want

i'm brent mogul i'll even knock it down

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myself

charlie let me get behind the controls

of the wrecking

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kenny ball here reporting live from

outside veto's pizzeria

where real estate tycoon brett mogul is

about to tear the place down

personally yahoo mobile

eddie gorman here you've seen me on tv

how can you knock this building down you

don't

even own it a minor technicality

i'll buy it tomorrow i'm tearing it down

today

you will not tear down this building a

brenta moogle

you destroyed one love of my life you

will not get to the other

oh get out of the way fella

i'm brent mogle i get what i want and i

want a tanning salon there

one little chef won't stop me

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how about one chef and a cartoonist get

a cat

and a puppy dog and a nationally famous

food clinic with his own tv

program

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maybe we ought to sort of move

nothing will stop him

i bet i know who can

uh

okay okay maybe i can put my tanning

salon somewhere else

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oh boy now angelica and vito will get

back together again

and this cooking will once again be

inspired

and jerica oh

i thought she was coming back to me

i thought so too vito i'm sorry

i guess it was just not meant to be

vedas pizzeria hello

this is angelica would you please send

over the best italian food in the world

and the man who makes it

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that smile huh what does it mean

i think it means we're both getting back

what we loved and lost

if you will excuse me a gentleman vito

feels inspired

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