02x14 - Black Cat Blues/The Bluebird of Happiness

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um usually i eat and sleep all day but

today

i think i'll sleep and eat just for a

change

but what if it's monday

monday the worst day of the week monday

today horrible things happen monday

you get the concept i don't like mondays

please don't let it be monday please

don't let it be monday

not monday all right

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life could not better be i'm healthy

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the refrigerator's filled with all my

favorite food

and best of all it's not monday i hope

it'll be not monday all year

so what shall i do to celebrate it not

being monday

hmm i think i'll make myself two small

sandwiches

on this show these are considered small

sandwiches

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yes i am the luckiest cat

in the world

hey laughing boy question with the long

face the sun is shining the sandwiches

are delicious

and best of all it's not monday

i have nothing to smile about the world

is

rotten everything stinks

huh

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hey you have a nice day too well

as i was saying i am the luckiest cat in

the world

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uh the people who make rakes should

recall them all to the factory

those things are dangerous

now to watch my favorite tv show the

wrong

and the tasteless the wrong and the

tasteless will not be seen today so we

may bring you the nine-hour

award-winning documentary

your friend the reason what

you stupid television i want to see my

show put it on

put it on hmm hey i never noticed this

warning label before caution do not

pound on the tv or it may explode

okay so maybe it isn't the greatest day

hi garfield you don't look so happy

that might be because i'm not so happy

but i was

things were so perfect hmm

you didn't by any chance to see a black

cat go by did you

yeah a little while ago real sad guy

look kind of like this

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jonah oh jonah

he's a jinx that guy once he crosses

your path it's bad luck

forever and there's nothing you can do

about it in fact i shouldn't even be

around you

hey there's no such thing as jinxes and

bad luck

hey look i'm standing right here and

nothing around

what could happen to me i don't know

but something will what do you think a

meteor is just going to drop out of the

sky on me

it could happen to anybody

listen garfield i think it'd be safer to

be a little farther away from you

how far well i hear argentina is lovely

this time of year help

get me away from this guy somebody saved

me

i wish i could run away from me like

that

oh i'm having a lot of bad luck what i

need is a good luck

charm i think there's one in the

basement

john left some sort of good luck charm

down here like a four-leaf clover or a

rabbit's foot

ah here's one his old horseshoe

to get the maximum luck from a lucky

horseshoe kiss it

and throw it over your left shoulder

hey i don't believe in this stuff either

but it's worth a try

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what's that buzzing sounds like someone

dislodged a nest of angry hornets

hey no wonder it sounds like someone

dislodged a nest of angry hornets

well apart from the fact that it stinks

in here and safe

actually it doesn't smell that bad it

smells kind of like john's old meatloaf

ah this is john's old meatloaf

you know with a little ketchup this

wouldn't be that bad

hey didn't you see the sign that says

occupy

i am not having a good day

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the noise it stopped we've stopped

at last maybe i'll get out of here

oh i've got to find that black cat

and get him to undo this bad luck curse

i'm gonna find him and nothing is gonna

stop me

there was a flower pot that was a hammer

that was a recurring character

if i don't find jonah pronto i'm toast

problem is with my bad luck i'm never

gonna find him

i'll bet jonah crossed lots of people's

paths

so all i have to do is follow the trail

of bad luck

yep jinx came this way

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i'm getting closer and luckier it's been

a whole minute since i've had any bad

luck

maybe i'm no longer cursed

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boy imagine how bad a day this would be

if it was

monday

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ah it's no use i'll never find him

i'll have bad luck the rest of my life

which at this rate won't be very long

maybe not

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jonah they found you at last

don't tell me let me guess since i

crossed your path

you've had nothing but bad luck bingo

hey lift the curse please i would if i

could but i can't

i've been this way spreading bad luck

since the day i got gloomy

that was the day she dumped me who

dumped you

mindy she was my girlfriend the only

woman i ever loved

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well maybe if we get the two of you back

together you'll cheer up and the curse

will be lifted

you can take her some fruit forget it

she won't have me she made that very

clear

well maybe i can make her change her

mind come on let's go find her

would you mind helping me out

usually she comes out now for her

evening stroll

well i sure hope so want a grapefruit

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is that her yes

is she beautiful

jonah what are you doing here i said i

never wanted to see you again

can't you give a guy a chance

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look at him he's such a downer he's

always gloomy and he never smiles i got

the breastfeed around him

now go away both of you here maybe a

slice of grapefruit will cheer you up

not true mindy jonah does smile look at

him

wow he looks so handsome with a smile on

his face

okay now tell her you love her

i love you friendly i don't care what

was happening

oh don't i didn't really see the word

but i'm so pleased to see a beautiful

smile always forgiven

well done joni you did it

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whoops you swallowed your smile i should

have known it wouldn't last

you can't help being gloomy can you

ah he'll never change and since he'll

never change

my luck will never change you think he's

gloomy you should see how i feel

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goodbye

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[Laughter]

oh my it's the first time i seen you

laugh jonah

well i think it's the first time i have

left and you know what

it feels good oh jonah

maybe we could be together again

wow my luck is really changing

i hope mine does so this all happened

last night

yep jonah and mindy got back together

and he got happy and he stopped being a

jinx

and my bad luck went away that's

terrific garfield

congrats

garfield what happened i thought the

jinx of jonah was lifted

it is unfortunately now it's monday

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[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[flute] [bird tweeting]

[tweeting]

[Nermal] No, Garfield, I don't want you near me!

[Garfield] I won't be after I send you to Abu Dhabi!

You act like I've overstayed my welcome!

[Garfield] That's impossible!

You were never welcome in the first place!

[Odie muttering]

[screeching]

No! Stop!

I'm too cute for this!

Stop! No!

[Odie moaning]

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[Odie muttering]

[evil laughter]

Ah!

You're not really going to saw me in half?

What if it doesn't work?

Don't worry, I can find another assistant.

[Odie barking]

Just as I was getting to the fun part.

[Odie muttering]

So Harry's stalking a bluebird.

Big fat feathered deal.

Did you say a bluebird?

[Odie muttering]

Why didn't you say so?

Forget the magic trick.

It's just as well.

I might have wound up with two of them.

Don't leave me like this, Garfield!

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

-[scared tweeting] -Sorry, pal.

This lunch is not going to be "to go!"

I shall eat it here.

[tweeting]

Don't bother struggling.

You're fine sandwich material.

I'll take that.

[Harry] Garfield!

Come back with my lunch!

[suspenseful music]

That bird is going to be the blue plate special!

A well-stocked refrigerator

is useful for a great many reasons.

He's a little dazed but he'll be okay.

[Odie muttering]

Why am I so concerned about a bluebird?

Odie, didn't you watch this show last season?

The episode where I hatched those bluebird eggs?

[Odie muttering]

I'll refresh your memory.

Flashback!

I found these three eggs in a nest.

They were bluebird eggs

and it looked like the mother bluebird had abandoned them.

So what could I do? I sat on the eggs.

[giggling]

As I was saying.

I sat on the eggs until they hatched

and the little bluebirds?

They thought I was their mama.

[babies tweeting]

Now, Harry, he was kind of rotten

in that episode.

Come to think of it, he's kind of rotten in this episode, too.

Anyway, he tried to make a bluebird dinner.

The mother bluebird showed up

in time to stop him

and she and her babies flew off,

safe and sound.

Ever since then, I've felt kind of, well,

you know, protective about bluebirds.

[Odie muttering]

No, I don't think this is one of those bluebirds I hatched.

They were tiny and that was last season.

Mama!

It is... It is one of them.

Oh, I...

My babies!

They're all grown up.

Almost!

That was a rotten thing Garfield did,

leaving me in this box!

Oh! [crashing]

Garfield!

Locking me in that box was the meanest thing

you've done to me for fifteen minutes!

You should be...

Hey, what's with the bird?

Just giving him a drink of water.

Nermal, why don't you make us both happy

and be someplace else?

I'm not leaving.

I have another magic trick.

I'm leaving.

"I'm leaving."

I love it when he says that.

We're going to make you a little nest.

[happy tweeting]

Hm, Garfield took that yummy bluebird inside.

There's got to be a way in.

Hi, Harry.

Hi, Nermal.

Sorry about the news.

What news?

About the bluebird.

I hear he's real cute.

Cuter than you, even.

Fff! No one's cuter than me.

[laughing] Out here, maybe.

But sorry, in that house right now,

that bluebird is tastier...

Uh, cuter.

You might be right.

What do I do?

Well, if you get it out of that house,

I could maybe be persuaded to take care of it.

I mean, I'll give it a good home.

Wait right here.

Yeah! [evil laughter]

[bluebird snoring]

[Garfield sighing]

[lullaby]

Shhh, Odie.

Be very quiet so we don't wake up the little bluebird.

[Odie muttering]

[snoring]

[suspenseful music]

Yeah!

[laughter]

[Garfield snoring]

[Nermal] Here you go!

Congrats, Nermal.

You are once again the cutest creature in that house.

Naturally.

[horrified moaning]

[evil laughter]

[scared tweeting]

Ah, sorry, lunch. You ain't going anywhere else.

[frantic barking]

Odie!

If you're going to wake me up like that,

it'd better be extremely important.

That is extremely important.

[angry mewing]

Nermal, what did you do with my bluebird friend?

I gave him to Harry.

Don't worry.

Harry said he's going to give him a good home.

Yeah right. In his stomach.

-[Odie growling] -Uh?

I've got to find him before it's too late.

Odie! I did an awful thing.

Do you think Garfield will ever forgive me?

[Odie muttering]

I don't blame him.

I wouldn't forgive me either.

[Odie muttering]

Odie!

You think your nose could sniff out which way Harry went with the bird?

[Odie sniffing]

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Are you sure this is the right way, Odie?

I'm afraid we're too late.

[dramatic music]

[screeching]

If you think you're going to share my lunch, think again.

[scared tweeting]

-[Odie growling] -You give that bird back, Harry!

[laughing] Or what? What are you going to do?

What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

Odie, what are we going to do?

[barking and muttering)

[howling]

[barking]

Bark all you like, dog. It won't interfere with my meal.

[sighing] It's no use. I'm probably too late.

[Odie barking]

I know that bark!

[screeching]

[screaming]

Unhand that bird, Harry!

Who's going to make me?

[knocking]

[punching]

[boxing bell]

You can't beat me.

You're out of shape, Garfield.

[panting]

Eating ten pounds of pasta a day will do that to you.

-And now, it's suppertime! -[angry chirping]

[plane sounds]

Get out!

Get away from me! Stop!

I'll never chase another bluebird again!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Help!

[happy tweeting]

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[all tweeting]

Okay, Garfield. Get it over with.

Mail me to Abu Dhabi.

I did something rotten.

Yes you did, Nermal.

But you also tried to save my friend, the bluebird.

So I'm not going to mail you to Abu Dhabi.

You're not?

Here, send this to Greenland.

It's not quite as far as Abu Dhabi.

A couple weeks without Nermal always makes me happy.

And you know what makes me even happier?

[Odie muttering]

That.

Bluebirds in formation!

[chirping]

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