01x13 - Buzz's Room

[bunniefuu]

1 2 1 2 go out life is just a great big

rock show your all invited so come on

let's go welcome to

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generation let me tell you something

about getting from point A to point B

I'm a regular girl who looks at the

world like a big jar of

candy and now I'm on a

right life is just a great big rock show

your all invited so come on let's go

welcome to

generation o Generation generation o

Generation

generation Generation

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generation

look it's my puppy happppy and he's a

pirate oh my gee it's so

lifelike i i mie i

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i that delightful video was my puppy

hoppy by Alice

Blossom now the final entry in our video

competition is by Buzz o entitled my my

stuff how high will this be on the icky

meter beats me he HD in his room for a

week working on

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it

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how can you do that to the helpless

little sock it was easy wow it was

brilliant warped but

brilliant well now that was definitely

unlike anything we've seen or ever hoped

to imagine

so the judges have made their decision

but first let's all remember that a

loser is only a winner who didn't win

deep and so the winning video is my

puppy Hy somebody just sh**t me no no no

don't sh**t me take his cheesy little

pirate sword and cut me to ribons

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mie well happy did look precious oh

puppy with an eye patch that's a crowd

pleaser fine next time I'll put a bunny

in a tutu a bunny Mom Dad I'm sorry your

film was very special and we certainly

would have voted for you being your

parents and all it's it's just that what

maybe your video was a little hard to

understand yeah like why did the

computer mouse attack the dummy it's

obviously me Man versus machine it's Man

versus machine I'm in the buzz brain Man

versus machine of course well there you

go how clever it's simple and you know

maybe you could put happppy in your next

movie oh man I am out of

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here how did he make you so

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real cover

me 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2

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1 she

Buzz's room

stuff Buzz's room stuff Buzz's room

stuff in Buzz's room Buzz's

rooms

St Buzz's room is like a door into his

mind where it's unexplored like the

deepest part of the ocean Flor in Buzz's

room Buzz's room Buzz's rooms

stop Buzz's

rooms Buzz

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rooms 98% of your fans want you to make

a music video of Buzz's room stuff ready

when you are let's start right away

let's interview directors tomorrow and

line up a video crew pronto

wow you don't kid around the music

business is a fast and fickle jungle

consider me your

guide did he just walk into the closet

you mean our guide I think

so okay everyone just initial each page

and sign on the dotted line buzz what is

this just a confidentiality agreement it

states that no member of the old family

especially Molly May write to pict or

say anything about Buzz excuse me you

ripped off my life to write your song no

I didn't I wrote about my life I can't

help it if you're in it ooh this could

get messy when the music video comes up

what music video you better not be for

Buzz's room stuff and why not because

it'll be a video based on a song based

on a video which is based on my stuff

yeah we'll add this to your

stuff from now on you are forbidden to

use my name to you I am the artist

formerly known as Buzz or currently

known as brainless

boy all right let's see which director

has the right stuff for Buzz's room

stuff my name is mergatroid Del Metro

some people call me Daisy but only

against my wishes we shall sh**t the

video at night in a room painted black

with a crew painted black and the band

painted black I shall wear white pamas

that have the feet

attached do you know how to make a sock

dance uh

no I say go back to basics bini babes

heavy metal motorcycles fireworks and

lots and lots of fog did I mention I

have my own fog

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machine

oh are you thinking of a man versus

machine thing uh no we do the video as a

wacky

cartoon in black and white like those

really old cartoons uh

no the trouble is buz's video is burned

into my brain I don't know maybe his

video did make me write my

song how such a totally rotten person of

such an awesome Talent you know you're

going to hate me for saying this but

Buzz would be the perfect director for

the video I'm glad you said it g this is

like that time I had the hiccups and

they went on and on and on and Buzz

makes that gross face play a sip water

the stop hiccups and he's the only one

who can do it and I had to ask him for

help I hated that well they're still

that guy with a fog machine okay let me

know what buzz says when you ask him to

direct worth a

try please move away from the door

unauthorized approach

denied Buzz are you in

there what I want to talk to

you buzz open the stupid door I forbade

you to say My name got a minute

bro

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so here to mooch ideas for a song good

one no I was just I mean the band and

the colonel and I were talking about our

music video and these really great

directors we met but I said hey why not

give Buzz a chance give me a chance you

wouldn't have a song without me it's

possible and now you're begging me to

direct your video aren't you I wouldn't

say begging then I'm not interested

shove off

okay

I'm begging begging you to that's it

forget it video boy I'd rather garle

with c*ck and let you direct me

gargle with

c*ck now that's a cool image if

we sh**t it in reverse it'd be even

cooler yeah it

would

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okay say I do your video what's in it

for me well there's money okay I'll do

it you

will so I guess we should shake hands on

it if we got

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to

has anyone seen buzz you can't start

without him do you have to

stare greetings and felicitations Buzz

where have you been uh Power Branch with

some suits went long and for some reason

the limo didn't stalk my favorite

cookies a limo cookies expensive cookies

and uh these guys would be your crew

Lars and PE

the best in the business just keep up

with me boys that's all I ask children

gather around yes we shall make magic

today in spite of yourselves Bobby you

still here why don't you go get a cookie

in the limo oh you want me to go gotcha

I'm

going you got any bug spray he's just

acting tough cuz he's nervous that

doesn't make it any less annoying no way

I'm going to make it through the day

without k*lling K in him well that'll be

the end of the video how am I going to

get through this hey I know if you start

to go crazy I'll give you a signal to

calm down like what like this I Pat my

head you back off Buzz okay worth a try

now kids we'll get along fine if you

remember that this is my production my

vision my room but it's my song about my

film places

please

ready when you are bo bo oh right buzzo

now places everyone Chop

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Chop now pan up

up now

down left to the

right good

good good you should bought everything

but us Molly remind me again the name of

the song Buzz's room stuff my point

exactly my stuff is the star not you

let's check that ego at the door and

move on okay you want to talk about ego

moio Molly

oh oh all right excuse me whose shoe is

this in my base oh it's mine actually

smashed pumpkin and cl of care a

treasure M who knows where cut cut cut

who put this stupid penguin here he's

not stupid he's Mr Shivers he always

comes on shoots with me oh I see well

guess what Mr Shivers this is a close

set bye-bye B there's no penguin in the

song Molly o Molly there's no dummy

either

a man didn't you see the signal this is

clear right let the signal go Chad hey

Molly is this your backpack yeah is this

your ant farm okay stop look you can't

do a video about Buzz's room stuff

without any stuff you know if you two

don't work together you'll never have a

video I'm not the problem neither am I

great then there's no problem what I

want to know is what is all this stuff

coming to life where's the magic Buzz oh

you want magic you'll get magic py get

the creen pie first we place the pie in

the dummy's hand and then we sh**t just

one second of tape then we move the

dummy's hand just a little and sh**t

another second of tape and so on and so

on when we play it back it looks like

the dummy is throwing the pie now

everyone act surprised and freeze now

nobody move okay

lights okay p move the arm large get the

shot everybody stay in position where's

that pie headed shh don't move your lips

okay and

again and again 2 hours I got to drink

something you're lucky I've got to do

something else I can't feel my legs

somebody please tell me I've still got

my legs NOP you got him you got him and

here's the money

shot perfect Molly hang in there molio

at least it's a delicious cream pie nah

a cream pie would melt under these

lights that's actually mashed potatoes

shaving cream wall plaster insulation

super glue cat food cat only I say cut

you dare put cat food on my face it's

called a special effect Miss

unprofessional amateur now the next time

that happens you keep acting you got it

why sure and the next time this happens

you keep

directing it's starting to get ugly and

damp okay couple clean shirts here Buzz

your cream pie effect looks great and

moio I know it's hard to see anything

now but I promise it's really going to

work with your song so okay

okay a broken

cane and a new black

light

some Hotel

soap and a Frog named Dwight hold it cut

cut cut what now my frog's name isn't

Dwight it's Boris so so change the word

how hard is

that hey you can shove cat food in my

face throw my penguin out the window and

barbecue my band but keep your mix off

my music well your music's not cutting

it son shine quit it you quit it here we

go again maybe we should let them settle

this in

private quitting time Lars let's put in

for battle pay on this one I'm the

director you got to listen to me what

you know about directing you could wrap

up in tin foil and shove up a Nat's nose

and it would roll around in there like a

marble in a dumpster hey guys I'll stop

taking his side but out squirt or you're

leaving here like Mr Shivers let go

Molly you let

go you happy take a good look around no

Ben no crew they're fed up and so am I

it's his fault it's hers it's both of

you you want proof watch the tap but

don't expect me to cuz I've seen enough

boy are you too related related that was

rude you know know if we take the shot

of the dummy throwing the pie and follow

it with Mr Shivers flying out the window

and then show us fighting and then the

band falling down followed by more

fighting we could really make this work

let's do

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it we did it the master tape I'll get

this so Colonel Bob and then I'll

apologize to him and to Chad nub Eddie

yoyo Lars pety Mom Dad the pizza

delivery boy about me I accept your

apology I guess we'll never work

together again I mean we couldn't you

got that

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right

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and the winner of the most original rock

video goes

to Buzz's room

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stuff a broken

cane and a new black

light

some Hotel

soap and a Frog named

Dwight a smashed up pumpkin and clumps

of hair a treasure M up who knows

where there's a science book about space

and

time you never

know what you're going to find

in Buzz's room Buzz's

rooms

Stu Buzz's room is like Buzz's brain you

know you're on alien

terrain there's a lot that no one can

explain in Buzz's room Buzz's room

Buzz's rooms

stop Buzz's rooms

stop buzzes rooms

stop Buzz's room

stuff

cooperation it's a beautiful

thing

buzz buzz I was looking at this award

and I realized that I wouldn't have it

without you and you wouldn't have it

without me and then I thought maybe it

was worth working together not cuz of

the award but cuz we made something

really good I'll just leave this

here

Buzz I know you're asleep but if part of

you can hear me could it give me a

sign any sign that maybe you feel the

same

way thanks Buzz I know that wasn't easy

for

you

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