01x01 - Damp Sheets

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Go life it's just a great big rock show

you're all invited so come on let's go

welcome to

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generation let me tell you something

about getting some point a to point Fe

I'm a regular girl who looks at the

world like a big jar of

candy and now I'm on a

ride life is just a great big rock show

your all invited so come on let's go

welcome to

generation

o

generation Generation

generation Generation generation

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Molly your Colonel's here

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morning watch your head

Colonel nice

kitty smell those lilacs hey Colonel Bob

seen the paper my band's on the front

page

generation o invited to nation's capital

to play at Senator schiff's presidential

rally look Molly he's bringing some cows

you'll have someone to talk to is he

going with us cuz we could leave him

here with a water bow and some

Kibbles shad's here shad's the

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r going to see the president going to

try get me his autograph to chat with

two D's du knock them dead I'll call if

I can here Buzz I got you a nice fresh

spiral notebook for that oral report

you're giving about our

trip okay malio ready for a big surprise

anytime Senator schift wants to use your

song favorite son for his presidential

campaign song you mean favorites and

favorites Sun sure is great when you're

the one that one that's a very big honor

Molly whenever the senator speaks in

public they'll play your song then

everybody will know you think Senator

schift is an AOK guy I do apparently you

wrote his campaign song okay well he

likes my song so he probably likes me so

I'll probably like him

right hello I'm Lacy Senator shi's

assistant just let me know if there's

anything I can do to make your trip more

pleasant

can I boar your cell phone no go in the

c*ck uh-uh inflate my flotation

device sorry use the bathroom we'll see

hey look kids it's the Senator's dog

Raburn I like the senator he has a dog

exactly I'll take care of your luggage

you just mingle and

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enjoy Roger

that

hey looky here buzz you can take back

this sugar packet for your oral report

you know visual A*DS can make or break a

presentation thanks

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Dad decisions decisions hey Molly let me

paint your nails no my hand will look

weird and I'll forget it's mine and

maybe stick it in a cement mixer put it

on you on me what if it's ugly never

mind I'll use yo-yo again yo-yo no

where's yo-yo I thought he was with you

guys no he's not

yoyo colel Bob yo-yo miss the

plane problem problem no drummer need

the drummer need the beat need oh no not

again can I help you miss you forgot my

drummer yoyo he's in baggage where the

suitcases go and there's nowhere and no

one gives you peanuts you got to move

them up here sorry Miss senator's orders

no marsupial in the

cabin don't bum out Little ooster YoYo

can deal if he's in baggage he'll be

baggage

and

now I want my

drummer why it's little Molly oh now

what's all this about your drummer he's

a kangaroo and you put him in baggage I

did oh what there must be some horrible

mistake Lacy she's right sir direct

orders you said no more sual in the

cabin not

marup

marshmallows I banned them after that

unfortunate trip with the Kenosha camp

out girls get that poor animal out of

there I am so sorry Miss well I guess

it's not your fault good then we can be

friends here have a button of your

favorite

Sun hey freaking table oh hey there's

candy on the pillows why there's even a

refrigerator $111 for punch fun you know

you can get that in Appleton for 59

cents on double coupon D please it's our

trade can I have some punch

fun do these mattresses have rubber pads

mom uh pardon me uh once Molly drank a

bunch of punch fun and had a little

acent

she's spilled it that's one way of

putting

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that oh Molly it's no biggie so I'll uh

see you at the Lincoln Memorial for a

rehearsal at

three you can't tell people stuff like

that what that you drank too much punch

fun and wet the bed

Mom oh Molly it's no big deal why

everybody's wet the bed mom just stop

talking

okay just ask Buzz he had that little

accident at Grandma's house and that was

a feather

bed mom mom come on kids if people would

just talk about these things we could

stop blushing why you two would be

surprised at who else has wet the

bed

H I'd say the candy apple glitter

there's really no choice is there come

on yo-yo let's climb on Lincoln's head

Senator the Press wants some photos of

you out front fine get the mut

BL he needs a bigger CAD oh there's my

little pupsy wopsy

now

come here you miserable creature let him

go that's his ear it's going to pop out

now mind your own

beeswax you did it again what if I

pulled your ear wow see it hurts let go

Earl swing security I'm

swinging let go you little Lee you let

go first

you you you you all right there I'm not

singing favorite son for you dog ears

keep it down listen little girl you

don't have to sing for Senator shift but

if you don't he'll have to tell everyone

Molly o wet's the bed you

decide well he's got my vote

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he grabbed his ear and dragged him in

the dogs

going I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt

him look like good clean fun to me sure

a guy likes to wrestle around with his

dog let him know who's boss

right

yoyo how well I don't care what anyone

says I'm going home look Molly you don't

tell your Senator you're going to sing

it his rally and then back out besides

this trip isn't only about you buzz has

to give that oral report at school oh

that reminds me in here Buzz I thought

of a great way to start your report put

on the shower cap and say just in case

anybody brought

eggs always open with a gag makes people

like

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it not too

he's going to tell people about

that time I went the bed I'm sure you

misunderstood the Senator's meaning he's

such a nice man isn't he personally

taking time out of his busy schedule to

give us a tour of the White

House welcome to the White House man I

keep forgetting to name our

place remember yo-yo we've got to do

everything we can to make the senator

send us

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home we seem to have lost a few members

of the party in the Lincoln

bedroom oh

no R yo stop

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yo hello I was just tidying and Hospital

Corner Hospital corner there now that is

a comfy

bed oh no a little more off the

talk I know what you're doing it's not

going to

work hey you

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you Molly o mhm yeah can I get your

autograph for my nephew sure what's his

name a special agent

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rard hey Chad's autograph book maybe the

president's in here

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what are you doing

here uh nothing what are you doing here

nothing I'm

telling he won't

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tell thanks for president Chad's going

to

freak look Molly oh I have realized that

you are right I should be nicer to

Raburn and and I will uh I don't know

please sweetheart I've ordered 40

million buttons that say favorite son

really 40

million really so won't you sing that

song for nice senator shift I swear

Rayburn will fly first class from now on

well you were right sir the duct tape

really does keep the dog's pants

up you're a big fiber I'm not singing

favorite son for you don't make me do

something you're going to

regret

no your first lady ship hey let's me get

your

dentures all right little missy two can

play at this game you'll be the sorry

one

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now there's our sitter sure you don't

want to go Molly the Senator's taking us

to All The Monuments the senator wants

to destroy me oh Molly what an

imagination I'll call the check on you

later listen to

yo-yo

want to watch

TV hello I'm Al ship I'm nothing fancy

just a cornfed white bread get ahead

kind of guy who is it room service we

didn't order room

service

diapers

mom the senator he's after

me oh maybe I should just go to bed

yoyo I'm

fun I got to do something I got to find

someone I got to call

Chad

hello hello the Senator's stalking me

how come I won't sing he pulls dog ears

don't sing he knows about punch fun how

Buzz creep yeah come home can't with the

song that's yours you can't take it I

don't know I know okay okay bye my song

I'm going to call a band

meeting band

meeting the old punch fun in the bed

trick man that is one Mt aan Head

trip what if he tells people I wet the

bed I'll have to stay in my room and eat

in my room and go to school in my room

and only come out at night and my eyes

will get really big like those fish that

live in caves my skin will be seethrough

and I'll never go to another slumber

party again that's for sure should I

just sing this song well little Lou what

they do know can't hurt you yoyo should

I

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sing there just in time you have made a

wise choice

Smo it's showtime Senator all right

let's

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go thank you all for coming today I've

never been president but I'm a pretty

good Senator I'm

told some people even think of me as

their favorite son I hope that one day

you will

too and now here's the little lady whose

song sums me up so well Miss Molly

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oh I give you the voice of a generation

a generation

o

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what they do know can't hurt me they do

know can't hurt

me it seems there man

some don't mess this

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up

hi I know we're supposed to be honoring

Senator shift but I can't he's mean to

his dog and he's mean to me and if I

didn't sing favorite son he was going to

tell you a secret about me but he can't

because I'm going to tell you

first I'm

molio and I with the

bed I guess I should

listened to what my mother

said now don't drink all that fruit

juice right before you go to bed I had a

little

accident no need to call the

president can't we just get over it

instead out out D

sheet what you going to do

ain't no way I'm going to hide it it's

so get through and

through out D sheets what you going to

do make me wear a diaper till I'm

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32 don't make me wear a diaper till I'm

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3 cuz I won't wear a diaper how about

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you to be honest I never liked you much

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sir property of the District of

Columbia not anymore what's in the back

that

kid is there a problem here

officer oh Molly did great mom she told

her little secret and she's still here

to tell the tale Buzzy did get a little

carried away with his report though so

how are those apology notes to the folks

in the capital going Buzz I'm all up to

the bills Dear Mr Aaron I'm sorry I spol

stuff from your city your friend

Buzz ah

SL listen to this headline molio airs

dirty laundry all these news guys I wish

they'd get off the

lawn

Mar to be D okay I drank too much punch

bun it was a cold night night it only

happened once can we just move

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on

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