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01x06 - Klutz on the Clutch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x06 - Klutz on the Clutch

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[Music]

welcome back once again to the wonderful

land of was H seems like a good time to

be back too looks like was is being

turned into something special today and

speaking of turns that must be rhi he's

One driver who's always taking a turn

from The Works Rhino please slow down I

felt safer on a runaway Margo coaster

just practicing for the Wuzzle rally you

said you wanted to get the huo in a

hurry yeah but I'd like me and my tummy

to get there at the same

[Applause]

[Music]

time Rhino you could have caused a

terrible accident a disaster yeah that's

our only

ladder waa it really fills the sky is

that a fat joke no he meant the banner

well the decoration be ready in time for

the Wuzzle rally no problem in fact I'll

probably have time to practice my

singing you know how badly I want to

sing the was national anthem and no one

can sing it as badly as

you you will be looking for someone to

Sing the anthem won't you well uh us

yeah in fact we'd better start looking

right now let's Buzz

rhi don't think I'm going to give up

easily Bumble Big Shot

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[Applause]

lion R noi get off that street I just

cleaned

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it yeah I'll make sure rhi doesn't mess

up your streets anymore keep up the good

work

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Mo good morning butterbear getting the

goodies ready for the Wuzzle rally yes

appleberry pies M

yummers my

favorite say butter bear could I ask you

a favor okay but only one I need the

rest for the The Big Race no no I didn't

mean a

pie I

meant don't you think it would be wful

if someone truly talented sang the was

anthem at the rally someone born to

sing thank you but I'm much too busy

with the

concessions not you me you've got to

convince Bumble lion that I'm the voice

he's looking

for

Croc's toll booth okay that's good I

Croc what's this thing for for money of

course if this race is going to Rally

around my house I'm going to round up

some money from

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it look out beaver

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birds oh no the

trophy

no one's going to want a race without a

big trophy to win where will we get

another one I've got it

ELO let's find him and make it

[Music]

slow Road

Hogs oh no only on was with a roadhog be

half Road Runner half hog looks like

these guys have a real street too I

better tell bu a

[Music]

lion rhi I swear your driving gives my

Goosebumps

Goosebumps I'll see you in your

Goosebumps later I got to get home and

fix the rhin noi

rollster that rhin noi why isn't my

nerves are a wreck but his cab isn't is

everything ready for the rally yeah

everything but the prize think you can

help me out oh sure maybe I have

something

here here's something Nifty nah I want a

grand prize not a booby

prize wait I think I've got something

hey how'd you do that I don't know but I

found what we need can we use this for

the prize oh my great grandpa Kant won

that I'd hate to lose it you won't rhi's

a shoe in to win the race I promise

promised to get it back for you well

okay I guess wow mus you in training for

the Wuzzle rally there isn't going to be

a rally Road Hogs are in town

where come with me no for the Final

Touch what's good enough for me is good

enough for the ryoi

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Roadster

not bad considering I haven't stepped on

the gas

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

yet that ri's got one mean

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[Applause]

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machine

what do we do bub lion we'll have to

coax him off the

[Music]

road nice I only like Rocky rad when

it's ice

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cream look out Runway

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roader

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[Applause]

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oh boy sounds like Eagle beagle and rogi

didn't hit it off very

well well I'd say rhi took the law into

his own hand and came up

empty-handed you've gone too far this

time lead hoof too far how can you say

that I didn't even even make it to the

end of the tunnel all right cut the

alleged jokes I'm giving you a ticket to

the policeman's

ball I was kidding I was kidding what's

the second ticket for offending an

officer with a bad

punchline one more ticket for reckless

driving funny boy and you are out of the

wasle r you got that

uhoh excuse me perh perhaps you've heard

that hoppopotamus has offered to sing

the was national anthem at the Wuzzle

rally I have this petition well I'd be

glad to sign it I can't imagine anything

worse than hoo singing our Anthem

gracious can you

imagine oops oh there's my cab only one

name on a petition doesn't carry much

weight even if it is my

name wait a minute is is that another

fat joke

[Music]

oh hey look who's here oh hi guys boy do

I feel

awful how come alaroo if ryoi gets a

ticket and is out of the race I'll never

get my grandpa's trophy back no problem

we'll teach rhi how to be a safe driver

good we can each take shifts but we

better get to him before each Eagle

does make me a safe

driver that's a good

one I knew we'd think it was a joke good

luck

butterbear wait till my passengers hear

this RI slow

down rhi if officer Eagle beagle had

seen you you'd be out of the raid h out

of the

race okay okay starting with this toll

booth I'll try to drive safer to Booth

hey where' this thing come from uh just

a public works

Improvement and if enough of the public

goes through this I won't ever have to

work

again I don't see how changing this sign

is going to get RH no a ticket you will

you

will

here it

comes remember this important rule

always obey the speed limit speed limit

155 mph H okay if you say so hold on

every

Wuzzle come on let's

[Music]

go the troph Fe as good as mine all that

gold our refrigerator will be full for

weeks days

anyway hello again

officer lovely day isn't it lovely day

for tickets surely there's been a

mistake didn't you see how fast ryoi was

going no but I saw how slow you were

going this is 155 mph

Zone

some drivers never

learn so here's your

[Music]

lesson now what are we doing here Croc

give it R noi one last chance there's

nothing he hates more than a traffic jam

let's go to

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work Jumping Jelly Beans we struck Jam

let's get out of here before things get

sticky AR I driving better elu oh I

think so at least we haven't hit

anything for a

while hold on eloo I don't want to get

stuck in that traffic jam up ahead

careful Rhino my knees are already

[Music]

jelly yikes run for

it

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oh no look out

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yes

y bubble lion what have I

done well thanks to Old Croc rhi's gone

too far he won't have the last laugh

this

time when last we left the Wuzzle it

looked like Bumble lion had left us oh

it's all my fault oh Bumble lion if only

I could tell you how sorry I am you

could start by helping me up you know

it's funny I can almost hear his little

voice in my head you want to hear

something funnier I can hear him in your

head

too hey you guys I'm down

here I hate to nag but there's no

elevator down

here that does it I'm throwing away the

keys to my cam I could have k*lled my

best friend but what about the race and

my trophy I wouldn't think of entering

the race I'm never driving again and

that's no

joke what are we going to do now that

rhi won't raise oh no I'm never going to

get my grandpa's troll be back oh yeah

you will we'll just put the rhi Roadster

back together and win the race ourselves

speaking of the

race my

was te

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of bumble Lion's right we've got to try

what a swell guy Bumble is to drive it

for us uh sorry I'm announcing you'll

have to drive butterbear but I'm running

the concession musul I'm cleaning the

streets

Papo okay I'll drive but only on one

condition uh yeah never mind hoo maybe

we could get ELO to drive me oh please

please I'll drive the car I'll win the

trophy but I've got to Sing the anthem

this silver throat was born to

warble well if it means means that much

to you bubion thank you you won't regret

it yeah I already

[Music]

do before we start the wle rally the W

national

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anthem where's the rhi

Roadster that is the rhi

Roadster and they're off Mario an ducky

is off to an early lead followed closely

by COC but elu is at the starting line

still waiting for his

driver and there she is hoo P wait a

minute this is something unusual race

fan Papo what are you doing back here

there I'm a backseat driver silly what

you can't drive from back there yes I

can I always do just take the wheel and

do as I say oh my how do I get into

these situations what what do I do with

a clutch I don't know clutch

it and there goes our

[Applause]

room they'll open the gate you goon I'm

losing

ground what do you mean you want a

quarter this is my toll booth now let me

[Music]

through now look what you've done

they're

[Music]

winning not so fast ELO Slow Down slow

down in a raise just do as I

say

[Applause]

oh we're losing again well winning isn't

everything we have to look spiy for the

cameras say Mario looks like you've put

on a little weight one down one to Gold

H looks like Mario and ducky has dropped

out of the race now what h either turn

on the propellers or kiss this pamus

[Applause]

goodbye hle why didn't you use your

spare

[Music]

tire I stop it that laughing gases for

their

tires

[Music]

you think you guys could give us a

little

[Music]

push sounds like I better make a pit

stop for a quick fill up here boss I

snatched these pies from butter Bear's

concession

stand oh hot diggity just to fill up my

empty stomach needs keep up the good

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

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cheat look

out we're going to

crash

are you all

right oh I've never been so scared oh my

life okay you numb wits you know what to

do let's make sure ELO's out of the race

for

good yeah Road hocky come on road

[Music]

hocky yeah those Road Hogs made pigs at

them s all right but Croc will be

furious if they don't eat this road

unless hey how'd you like some asphalt

with your traffic jam

BR here comes the creeping the

convertible

again time to force him down that wrong

road my mother says I've been on for

years oh no this is the end of the race

for

me

it's hard to believe that the Roadster

looks worse now than it did before ALU

what happened

oh and it looks like the race belongs to

Croc

Bo oh sweet jealousy music to my

ears what have I done this is all my

fault well don't blame yourself RI the

road just stopped before we could

but eloo should never have been driving

in the first place I should have okay

stand back everybody rallying riny and

his racing Roadster are about to

recapture this race for ELO's sake but

how just grab some of those

parts and away I go wait a minute folks

the race isn't over yet cuz here comes

rhi y y

[Music]

well it looks like it's going to be a

close race after all it'll either be a

photo finish or an oil

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[Music]

painting and here they come it's the

last lap and the winner

is it's too close to call it will be a

photo

finish wa for the film no wait it is a

royal painting race and the we is r No

by

nose

y he won story of my life a day late in

a refrigerator short boy that was a

great finish rhi yeah I did it all for

ELO a thanks but I thought you were

never going to drive again after your

accident well I've learned my lesson

what's that if you don't drive safely

lives can be endangered no I learned

that life in the pits is the

pits oh no he's never going to learn

just kidding my friends are too

important so I rigged my joke meter NOW

Watch What Happens Every time I

speed nothing I hate more than a hostile

audience well looks like everything

turned out oky doie uh better make that

oky rokei at the Wuzzle

500 wait a minute nobody's leaving not

until somebody hears me Sing the

[Music]

anthem