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01x04 - Crock Around the Clock

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x04 - Crock Around the Clock

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[Music]

ah nice to be back again in the

wonderfully curious land of w get a look

at those

clouds H I'd say The Wuzzles are in for

some nasty but colorful weather

today looks like some change in the

weather I'll take mine in Nicholls dimes

and quarters

I prefer Applause but Thunder clapping

will

do it's the worst I've ever seen I hit

my Rin forever maybe we should build a

AR now musul you promised that if I

stayed with you you wouldn't

exaggerate well don't just stand there

start

building got to get busy see got to be

ready for these tropical fruit

storms well not every wle is getting

ready are you rumbling

[Music]

again hey what's all a Ruckus about

sorry Croc but there's a tropical fruit

storm coming and this roof's a wreck oh

full Finch feathers well that house

bolts as sturdy as this hammmer it'll

take more than a little old storm to

ruin

it that does it think I'll try my

favorite shopping

[Music]

center will that be all butter bear oh

this should get me through the storm

well you better scaddle before the fruit

starts stropping

this shopping center doesn't have enough

food to make a snack for a

[Music]

FL this might come in

[Music]

[Applause]

handy this pathetic umbrella has more

holes than a mile of Swiss cheese

[Music]

bread

my umbrella it's

gone excuse me butter bear my dear

surely you're not caught in this

approaching Deluge without an umbrella

oh hi Croc I had one right here I I

wonder what could have happened to it

some thief probably stole it here you

may have mine but COC this is so unlike

you thank you but what will you use

yours I mean you're not to worry about

me get along now before you catch

[Music]

cold well I've done my good Greed for

the

[Music]

day H another was odity melon Cherry

rain around here no one ever goes hungry

on a rainy

day

[Music]

some resourceful Wuzzles are well

prepared for such rainy

days while others are fully prepared to

do

[Music]

nothing this is terrible it could be

worse it could be raining coconut

melons

[Music]

uh-oh I told you two to fix this

roof they just don't make cardboard

roofs the way they used to now where am

I going to

go de bird doggy nice bird

doggy must be some way to get that bird

dog out and old croc

[Music]

in good afternoon are you the bird dog

of the

house quick there's no time to delay you

better get out of here before wle Beach

fills

up now how long do you suppose it'll

take that bird dog to realize he's been

fooled by

[Applause]

Croc it's a little tight but

comfy some gratitude and after I was

kind enough to house sit for

[Music]

you

[Music]

Croc excuse me butterbear but I was

wondering if you could suggest a nice

rock I could crawl under to wait out

this storm why Croc even you don't

belong under a rock in this weather oh

yes otherwise my cold might

get worse well you were kind enough to

give me your only umbrella today you can

stay here but just until the storm

passes oh no sweet thing I wouldn't

think of imposing myself on you I'll

survive this storm

somehow well I know of a big rock out

back but if you

insist care for some hot mocoa coco and

some honey berry

biscuits

hot

diggity I mean if you're sure it isn't a

bother not really it'll be nice to have

some company during the

storm even if it's only you H having

Croc around the house could be the start

of something big big trouble a big Croc

full of trouble you might

say

z

z my oh my what a wonderful day

yes hey what's going on here how come

it's only raining on butter bear's

[Music]

house there's just no sign of this nasty

storm letting up how

strange most Wuzzles just talk about the

weather but these two are actually doing

something about it they're faking it

how's it going

brat

[Applause]

is your cold any

better yeah I feel terrific I mean why

you hadn't let me stay here I'd have

caught fruit Bon you by now well I must

go can some fruit in the

[Music]

cellar what are you doing here why

aren't you pitch in a storm like I told

you we've only got enough fruit for a

drizzle shower at most looks like I'm

going to have to come up with another

plan to make myself welcome a little

longer so listen to this uh-oh when Croc

puts his mind to something it usually

means

[Music]

trouble what

[Music]

what

no

are you all right oh it's only

insufferable pain butterbear nothing for

you to worry you're pretty head about I

already called the

paramedics did someone call for a

paramedics will he be all

right does it hurt when I do this yeah

yeah don't do that how bad is it looks

like we'll have to operate oh dear you

better go inside this won't be

pleasant

no I'm watering this patient to bed for

the next 6

weeks yes of course I'll see to it Croc

has the best care

possible thank you dear lady in no time

I'll be strong enough to run my errands

errands oh Croc you're in no condition

you're right it' be so nice of you to

run them for

me wow I better get going right away

this may take a while as long as you're

going out would it be a bother to roll

me out on the porch for some fresh

air oh yeah this is much better just a

little farther should be fine and watch

the

[Music]

bums yes I'm sure the air will be even

fresher up on top of this hill but bear

what's the matter you look too pooped to

party I am my house guest is very

demanding hey what's that freeloader

Croc doing here oh Bumble lion don't be

so suspicious Croc did me a favor now

I'm doing one for him we got to convince

her that Croc is only cting

[Music]

her I'm going to the market for you Croc

I'll be back

[Music]

shortly you call yourself a refrigerator

14 lunches and you're empty surely

butterbear has an extra Supply stashed

away somewhere hot diggity Paradise

[Music]

Sellar oh so rich and

creamy

[Music]

rich and what with the holes in the

floor troc my

aliy so make sure to get some of my

tongue tingling snout smacky new Fang

millon cherry juice to get yours stop by

155 Ley B clean thank you you're going

to love it yes you're going to love it

step right up now don't be shy just what

I thought Croc's house okay you can cut

the phony disguise with me Croc Croc oh

no no no I'm Croc's brother will FR

Wilfred don't you believe me sure I do

I'll even give Croc your regard because

I'm going to butter bears to visit him

right

now hey rhi buzz me over the butter

bears

[Music]

fast where's the

Croc I'm telling you he's up to no good

and when I open this

door the only thing you'll see is an

empty bed with Croc sound

asleep Croc see I told you it's not well

but but wait a minute something doesn't

look right don't be silly now Croc needs

his

rest let's see I need three jars of

melon Cherry two bottles of lemon lime

soda oh no where's all my food

oh you poor thing they must have wiped

you out too who did the mle Hogs they

burrow their way up through the floor

and eat everything inside really it's

never happened before oh they're real

bad this year oh what am I going to do

it'll cost a lot of money to replace

everything now don't fret sweet thing

old Croc is here to help oh Croc I never

knew you had such a generous nature how

can I repay you don't worry I'll think

of

[Music]

something butterbear don't you have a

whole seller full of food already not

anymore Croc said the mle Hogs got in

and ate all my supplies Croc said wait a

minute so that's what he's up to I think

I know just who those moh Hogs might

be

see butterbear it was Croc who stole

everything from your seller he's been

faking all along oh that Croc he's been

using me all along and after I treated

him just like his own mother no you

didn't his own mother threw him

out which is what I intend to do that

patient has worn my patient thin no

Bumble liion that's too good for him I

have a better idea to really teach rooc

a lesson you do oh yeah

great this is the best practical joke

I've ever heard wish I'd thought of

it when last we left it looked like

butterbear and her friends were about to

give Croc some medicine he'd find hard

to swallow uh-oh it looks like Crocs up

to something

too you look good in polka dots boss

here now make like ghosts and disappear

but don't go too far away I may need the

paramedics

again

oh oh rock you look terrible and I feel

oh so terrible I must have caught the

tropical goobly Wuzzles the tropical

goobly Wuzzles I've never heard of that

before oh it's very rare it's caused by

overexposure to Tropical fre rude I must

have been Overexposed after I gave you

my only umbrella well don't you worry

Croc I'll make sure you get everything

you

deserve Croc old boy you are a genius a

sheer

Genius the tropical goobly Wuzzles

there's no such disease there is

now oh boy time for that practical joke

it sure is if Croc wants us to think

he's sick then let's treat him like he's

really

sick butter bear what what's up oh COC I

checked into that disease the tropical

goobly wles and it's much more serious

than I thought but don't you worry I

have some medicine cooking in the

kitchen that should be just perfect for

someone with your problem H it looks

like Croc actually caught something he

only thought he made up and I wonder

what butterbear is cooking up in the

kitchen this garlic radish and pepper

onion sauce should hangle up Crocs taste

buds here how about some of this liver

spinach perfect is the medicine ready

yet here mul you test

it it's tastes awful get

awful oh good it's

ready nothing I hate more than medicine

but if you made it I'm sure it'll tickle

my taste buds oh it will I made it

especially for

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you uh-oh did I make it too hot yeah hot

my tongue could start a forest fire

oh listen to you you're not breathing

well I'll have to put an onion mustard

pack on your chest to clear your

lungs wow that looks like the makings

for a

sandwich see you're breathing better

already now we've got to do something

about those spots on your face oh don't

trouble yourself dear lady I really

don't feel that bad oh you will if if

you don't let me take care of you that

is a mudat should get rid of those spots

but how about a massage to help your

sore muscles Croc oh that sounds

[Music]

delightful how does that feel

Croc that bed doesn't have the proper

Orthopedic

support you'll sleep like a b baby

crocosaurus in this bed as soon as I

figure out these darn

[Music]

buttons not that

one maybe this

one wow nope not that one

[Music]

either oh poor Croc are you all right

I'm leaving but you're not well yet yes

I am I've been faking all

[Music]

along oh dear he's got the dancing

deliriums that's the last stage before

the end

[Music]

the we can't let him leave now what are

you doing help I want out I'm being

crocked now here you need more medicine

oh no I'm not taking that again oh yes

you will

[Music]

I think Croc's just about had

enough are we ready for the grand finale

as soon as he's

asleep

fard what took you so long ah we never

mind just get into your paramedic

outfits and get back here to get me out

of here right boss come on Brad that

there's no place like home even if it

doesn't have a

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

roof it's getting worse Croc you must

have caught upside down itis what the

only cure is more tropical goly Wuzzle

medicine no not that

[Music]

out of our way run away

Croc

wo R

[Music]

it

butter no no more medicine no

[Music]

no hey you Goofs on the roof this is no

time for games fix those holes

before Oh no

this just is my

day it's often been said be it ever so

humble there's no place like home but in

Croc's case it should read be it ever so

crumbled there's no place like

home