Male Gaze, The: First Kiss (2018)

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Hey. This is Erik's voicemail

Please leave a message after the tone

Hi.

It's Anthony.

I wasn't sure if I should call you, but...

I've been thinking about yesterday, and...

About us

Everything got a bit strange

Maybe we could meet some day and talk?

Call me if you have the time...

...and want to

You've got my number and everything so...

Yeah

Bye

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Erik!

Hi!

Hi

What's up?

Nothing much. How about you?

Where were you yesterday?

At home

I was looking for you.
And what's more, Lisa was there

Lisa?

Lisa was there

Yeah that's right. She called me

So what did you say?

Erm...

Come on!

You've got to talk to her!

Erik!

Hi!

How are you?

I'm fine

That's good!

I'm fine too

I was thinking maybe we should talk.

About what?

You know

No

Maybe we could go somewhere?

Why? Can't we talk here?

Where's your girlfriend?

Elin?

Or whatever her name is

See you

Hi. This is Anthony's voicemail

I'm afraid I can't answer right now

But please leave a message and
I'll call you back. Bye

Hi. This is Erik

I don't know what you've been imagining

You mean nothing to me

I don't want you to call me any more

I don't want to see you any more

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This is Rebecca

Hi!

Hi!

What are you doing?

I just got home

Okay

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything...

What's on your mind?

Hi

Hi

Maybe we should spend some time together
now before you leave?

Talk to me at least!

Okay

What is it?

Isabella what have I done?

I love you

Erik...

You've been acting a bit strange lately

Is everything alright?

Yes, of course

You know that you can talk to me

You know that, right?

What's up?

How's it going?

Did you have a nice time last Saturday?

What?

With Anthony...

What the f*ck are you talking about?

Nothing

My bad

Who is it?

I guess they want me to work tomorrow

Aren't you going to answer?

Pick up the phone!

What the hell do you think you're doing?

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It's Anthony

I missed your call

We really should talk

I'm leaving the day after tomorrow

To London...

I'll be taking a class there, you know...

I really need to get out of here

To understand what I'm doing

I didn't want it to be this way

Call me

Bye

Anthony, someone's calling!

Anthony!

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Anthony come on!
Stuck in front of the mirror again?

You won't win any beauty contest, believe me

Bring Isabella! We're waiting for you

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Anthony they went ahead of us!

Pick up the phone!

What the hell do you think you're doing?

You f*cking f*gg*t!

Do you really think that
there's something between us!?

What happened means nothing to me

I don't want to see you ever again

Lisa is here!

What?

Lisa is here, and she likes you!

Come on now

Hello?

Can we talk?

Hi

Come in

Do you want anything?

You've ruined my life

What are you talking about?

You've ruined my life!

What are you talking about?
What the hell do you mean?

I'm saying that you've ruined my life!

What the f*ck is the matter with you?

Meet me tomorrow

Hi!

Hi

How are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm fine

Come in

I'm making coffee. Do you want anything?

Er...

Can we talk?

Sure

Our relationship...

Are you comfortable with it?

Aren't you?

Yes...

I am...

Er...

I'm just thinking that we...

I'm just thinking too much

Have you been seeing someone?

No!

I'm just thinking...

I'd just like to know that
we want the same thing

I just want it to be simple

Yes

I'm coming back soon.
Did you want anything?

Coffee. Thank you

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Hi

It's Anthony

I wasn't sure if I should call you but...

I've been thinking about yesterday and...

About us...

Everything got a bit strange

Maybe we could meet some day and talk

Call me if you have the time...

Erik... do you take milk with it?

Hello

Hi

I got your message

I just wanted to say that
you mean a lot to me

I'm gonna miss you

I'm gonna miss you too

Sorry. But it was someone I had to talk to

Maybe we should see each other another day

Yeah...

It's probably best

Hi. It's Anthony

I've arrived in London

It's great to be here. Exciting...

To do something. Get away for a while

I'm lodging with a couple

It's gonna work out well

I just called to see how you were doing

I realized that I barely know anything about you

Hope to hear from you soon

Directed by Daniel Hagberg

Director of Photography: Mattias Pollak

Aris!

Yes, mom?

It's very muddy, mom...

Walk a little faster Ris,
we're gonna be late!

I’m trying, mom...It’s not that easy.

Come on, Aris!

Hurry, hurry!

Come on, run! Just run!

Coming mom! Just hold up!

Aris, let’s go!

Patience, mom.

Sir, we apologize for our t*rd.

Yes, I’m Haji Jaelani.
I’ll be officiating this engagement ceremony.

They’ve been waiting a while.

Please do come in quickly.

Apologies everyone!

We’re very sorry for being late, Mr. Фауси.

Gita...

Friends and family, please come in!

Please do make yourselves at home!

Let’s all thank the grace of God...

for providing us with this joyous day,
full of much anticipation...

especially for the family members of the groom
and also for Mr. Фауси.

Now the family of the groom
will present the bride with...

red rice, brand new clothes,
and two million Rupiah in gold.

They are also adding...

one prize-winning rooster.

So, with that, Mr. Фауси

and your daughter...

will you both accept this family’s marriage proposal?

We accept.

Next matter at hand...

We will plan to conduct the wedding ceremony on...

Now these are pictures I took on a trip to New York
about... lima (five) years ago.

Question, can anyone...

you can use your ka...kamus (dictionary)...

KA-mus (dictionary)!

synonym for...

Gedung... Building, Building!

Anyone?

Yeah, Aris?

It's skyscraper?

Yeah! Good!

Can we spell it?

Skyscraper!

See you all tomorrow!
Can you leave the pictures on the desk, please?

Uhhh, Mr.Peter, can I keep this photo?

Of course!

Can, can I see the photo?

This is my favorite photo...so...

Just look after it.

I'll see you tomorrow.

What's up, mom?

Why so serious?

They just gave us a crap ton of homework today.

What's going on?

I'd like you to...

draw for me.

Okay, I'm gonna continue with my stuff.
Stop harassing me...

or they’ll never get done.

Come, let me take a look at you.

Your hair is getting way too long...

especially the sides.

I'll ask the barber to come by and cut it tomorrow.

For your big day next week...

Okay?

It's pouring quite hard, sir.

Yeah, there's a scripture study tonight
at my guest house.

If it's not raining too hard,
you will be there, right?

I'll try my best, sir. I have to help my mom first.

Oh...look at that, your neck looks very weak.

Do you ever exercise?

I try to, sir, at home.

I try to.

Okay, we will definitely find time to exercise with me.

Your neck has to be taut.

I'll see you later, okay?

- Morning!
- Morning, Sir!

Morning!

Morning, mister!

Your main responsibility is
to make your wife happy.

Do you know the key to a successful marriage?

It's right here.

The horse's tail...

The horse's hair.

Do you know how to use it?

Here, take a few strands and slowly wrap it.

Your “thing” right here has to be taut.

Can't be too flaccid.

And remember...

The most important thing before inserting...

...is this.

Your “thing” has to be...

...hard!

Rock hard!

Now, touch it.

Touch it!

Come on!

Go ahead!

Great!

Like a real man!

Gita!

You're okay, right?

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

Yeah...

This horse hair stinks.

So, your dad ordered me to come fetch you.

Oh...You didn’t come here by your own volition?

Just now inside your house,
I felt that something’s not right.

What do you mean?

Well... Indeed, there was a very nasty “stench”
that just wasn’t “normal.”

Oh yeah! That’s the smell of the horse hair!

Oh, I guarantee that’s not it.

So then?

You.

What, mom?

What else do you want?

Aren't you satisfied?

I just want to talk.

This is your opportunity.

What opportunity?

What are you on about this time?

You will have a family.

And I’m going to be suddenly happy?

Is that what you think?

It’s that easy?

I’m sure. I’m certain this is the answer.

You don’t know what I’m feeling.

I know...

I know this whole thing is very hard for you.

And you’re a...

Did you see what they did to me?

They absolutely humiliated me.

- This will make everything better...
Red rice again? You're going insane!

Try it!

- Try it, Aris!
Stop this, please!

Aris?

Can I come in?

Yeah.

Thank you.

I like your hair.

This place is messy.

Yeah... I'm sorry, I will clean it.

What's going on?

I don't want to get married.

I think about the future

All the time

No, Harvey!

I'm so sorry!

- Hello
- Harvey!

It's ok. I'm just glad he's using
his tongue and not his teeth!

Erm, it's a she. She's a lover not a fighter.

Oh! A pretty lady named Harvey!

Yes, sir

Well it's nice to meet you, Harvey

I'm Ryan

So polite!

And you are?

Oh, er

I'm, I'm Eric

Nice to meet the both of you

Hey! Erm...

This is crazy but...

You wanna come with me?

Come with you?

Where to?

I don't know...

A show? I'm going to a show...

It's a band you've never heard of

Oh well... I only listen to bands
I've never heard of

Perfect!

Come on

Erm... I'm not really sure I can

I should feed Harvey and...

I should probably just stay in

Yeah. You're probably right

Staying in while the world whirls around
outside here is a much better idea

Well, avoiding the world is my default setting

Well... let's deviate from the default

Come on!

Walk with me

I don't bite!

I'm a lover not a fighter

"I only listen to bands I've never heard of"
Who says that!?

Harvey you like this shirt, right?

Here we go...

Water... I should have some water

He is so cute!

Oh, sorry Harvey. Go!

You look great!

Thanks... you too

Thanks

So... where's the show?

Oh er... it should be somewhere
around here I think

Yep

This way

So where are you from?

Here

Oh yeah?

I've lived here my whole life

You?

Around...

I'm not from here I'm just visiting
the city for a couple of days

So...

Do you start every sentence with 'so'?

Yeah it's a habit

I guess I get a little nervous

How are you liking the city?

I love it

I'm not used to being so surrounded

Surrounded by what?

Everything. The sounds, sirens, food... music!

I spent the last two years in places
where you'd swear the Earth is flat but...

Here you can feel it spinning

When you live here long enough
it's just your head that spins

Well done continuing the metaphor!

Past or the future?

What?

Would you go back in time
or live 50 years in the future?

Wow...

Well, let's see...

Past

Really?

- Yeah the past
- Why?

I don't know... it's more predictable,
you know what comes next...

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard

What!?

In the past you could bet on sports
or invest in Google...

Oh so it's about money?

No!

But what if the world turns to sh*t in 50 years?

It's all underwater... or a nuclear winter

Woah, what if it's amazing?

What if we've cured cancer or colonized Mars?

Imagine! A world with no greed or hunger

A brotherhood of man

Am I supposed to ignore the fact
that you just quoted John Lennon?

Well if you're gonna quote someone...

So...

Are you seeing anyone?

Nope

Are you?

No

So you're really not afraid of the future?

No

I mean I don't think so I just...

I just live by the motto:
'prepare for the worst and hope for the best'

Are you a boy scout or something?

'Always be prepared'

Huh?

It's the boy... never mind

- Well this light's taking forever
- Yeah

Is er... is this concert in this city
or are we walking across the state?

Yeah it's somewhere around here

Oh okay...

I don't know the city at all
so you're just gonna have to trust me

- Do you know where we're going?
- Hm, I do not... Forward?

Wow... ok, well this is officially crazy

We just met and now we're wandering
the streets kissing each other?

What's wrong with that?

Wandering the streets kissing strangers?

Seems like it should be on the To Do list

Stop thinking so much, just go with it

We barely even know each other

Well...

Let's get to know each other

I would never do this... normally

Do you want me to stop?

Not really

What's wrong?

Nothing

You nervous?

I should be...

Are you prepared for the worst?

I'm... hoping for the best

We should keep going

You get awful quiet

Sorry. I was just thinking

You seem to do a lot of that

I can't figure out why I said yes
when you asked me to come with you

Gee. Thank you!

No I didn't mean it like that, I meant like...

What is it that made tonight different?

Someone could see us...

So what?

You're crazy!

Wait wait wait!

I think your mind and your body
want different things

It's just too fast

It's too easy

Just relax

This can be whatever you want it to be

Like we f*cked, or fell in love...

Why would you say that?

Say what?

I don't know... just saying that

I'm not gonna say, I'm...

I don't know what to say.

Your overthinking is making me overthink

Well maybe you should think before you speak

I'm saying you shouldn't jump a mile down the road
before you've taken a single step

I don't even know why I'm here

I don't know you

After tonight you're going to be gone so...

- You don't know what's going to happen after tonight
- But I do know

And I'm the one who's going to get hurt
so let's just walk away while we still can

Walk away from what? Nothing's happened yet

You're freaking out because you think
you know how it's all gonna end

It ends with me alone

It always does

I don't know why I did this

You're determined to push people away because
you're afraid of being alone

Maybe I am

Hey!

Hey I'm sorry, ok?

I f*cked up

I think about the future

All the time

I picked the past because I thought maybe...

Maybe I can go back and fix some things

But that's not how it works

The reality is you just... make different mistakes

Even bigger ones

Well, maybe we should go our separate ways

Maybe we shouldn't...

Maybe we should, I don't know...

It just doesn't make any sense

The odds are against us.
It probably wouldn't work

The odds could be in our favor

It probably could go either way

Come on Harvey!

- Woah!
- I'm so sorry!

She looks vicious!

Oh no... she's a lover. Not a fighter

Who was that?

- Stand still, I
don't want to mess this up.

- I'm not going
to look too girly, am I?

- Please, you're gonna look beautiful.

- How much trouble do you
reckon we're going to be in

when we get home tomorrow?

- Dude, you've gotta forget about

Mrs. Robinson and Dungog for tonight,

this is about you and me
being right here, right now,

and we're going to have the
best night of our f*cking lives.

- Yes.

I'm excited.
- Me too.

We'll be great, you'll be great.

This is it, man.
- Totally.

I just hope this guy's not a skeez.

- What was his name again?

- Theo.

- Can I see his profile?

- So that tells us nothing.

- No.

But he did invite us to
a party, which is cool.

With a lot of inner-city
yuppies, I can imagine.

- See ya later, drongos of Dungog.

- If Duncan Mansfield could see us now.

- He'd probably punch us both.

- He's such a prick.

Are you ready?

- 63.

61.

59.

This is it.

Okay.

- You right?

- Yeah, let's do this.

- Can you see him?

Yeah, yeah, that's him.

- Cool.

Well, I'll see you later.

- You can stay if you want.

- No, it's cool.

- Oh my god Erica, it's
fine, you can stay.

Theo.

- Well, hello.

- Hi, I'm Tyler.

- You must be Erica.

- Enchantee, Theo.

- Your costumes look funky,

you guys went all out, I see.

- Oh, thank you.

We decided to dress up for our
big debut in the big smoke,

and nobody else here seems to
have gotten the memo though.

- Well, um, Erica and I
might go and grab a drink.

Just a sec?

- Yeah, no worries.

See you soon.

- Yep.

- Eh, he's cute.

- Well, I guess we didn't need the vodka.

- That's $20 I'm never gonna get back,

that's the real tragedy here.

- How did you get a
bottle of vodka for $20?

- It's called Erkiloff,
it tastes like death.

- Might still need some later
for some liquid courage.

- Absolutely.

Well, I might skeddaddle,
give you guys some time.

- You definitely don't have to.

- No, I want to.

I'm gonna go find round peg
in this party of squares.

Sorry.

You don't have to do
anything you don't want to.

Remember, there's no rush.

- And yet.

- Well, stay safe.

I'm gonna be right here if you need me.

- Thanks, mom.

- Hey.

- So what's the name of your
latest Grindr boy, then, hey?

- Shut up.

Hey, you're back.

- I am.

Cheers.
- Cheers.

So where'd you say you were from, again?

- It's Dungog.

'Bout an hour north of Newcastle.

- Yeah, what's it like there?

- Um, it's quiet.

Yeah, definitely keen
to move here next year,

be around people more like us.

- Your makeup's nice.

- Mmmm.

Thank you, it's L'Oreal Paris.

- Is it really?

- No, it's from K-Mart.

Guess this wasn't really the
right party for make-up hey.

- I wouldn't sweat it.

So, do you wanna come back
to my room and hang out?

- Yeah, sure.

Yeah, um.

I'll meet you upstairs in a minute.

I'll just go check on Erica first.

- Yeah, sure.

It's down on the right.

- Okay.

- Knock-knock.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Here you go.

- Erica gave you the all clear, then?

- Yeah, well, um.

She suggested that we celebrate

with some nice social lubricant.

I mean, um, glass of nice wine.

What year is this from?

It's um,

very nice drop.

- Yeah, it is.

- Look, there's a bathroom downstairs.

Can you take off the make-up?

- I--

- I'm just not really into femme guys.

- That is hilarious, and so classic Terry.

- Erica, we're going.

- Thank god.

- Look, I just think
that guy's an as*h*le,

and we should probably stay clear

of anybody like that next year.

- Yeah.

- Look, the important thing is

that we don't let that ruin our night.

We can still save this.

- Erica, I think I'd rather just go home.

- Okay, baby boy, let's go.

Hold the phone.

I think we're saved.

- Oh my god, you guys look amazing.

- Finally some recognition.

- Whereabouts have you come from?

- Dungog.

- Oh, is that the club on Oxford?

- Yeah, it's pretty exclusive,

but it's also kind of gross,

you didn't miss out on much.

- Well, you know, if you guys
wanna come hang out with us.

- We've actually got a bottle
of unfinished Russia's finest,

if you wanted to share it.

- That's literally the best
news I've had all night.

Honey?

Let's move in together.

Yeah...

Don't get so excited!

I am. But...

Just say if you don't want to.

Yeah, but... I dunno...

- I'm thinking about it.
- Thinking about what?

What the f*ck is that?

(The Mousetrap)

- Don't try them on again, Michel!
- But I need the perfect fit!

So... we were on the couch,
chilling out, fooling around.

That f*ck' mouse appears.

She starts screaming
"Michel, get rid of it!"

Good luck with him!

I go "Why me?"

She goes like
"I hate mice. Get rid of it please!"

- Why didn't you do it?
- Mice freak me out.

You! Scared of mice!
You're joking?

You really are scared of mice?

I'm not sure...

You're just afraid
to move in with her.

It's always scary at the beginning.

Why should I take care of it ?

Because I'm a man?
I can't be scared, is that it?

Tell her then.

Come on, you know girls...
What's she gonna say?

- What do you think?
- Charlotte is great!

The overalls, stupid!

I need to see myself.
Where's the tall guy? Please...?

Michel!

He's driving me crazy.

Oh Michel!

Michel!

Michel!

- Yes, I'm coming.
- Come on, move, right now...

Size XL on Monday, right?

- Yes, on Monday.
- What time on Monday?

- Come on Michel...
- I'll be right there!

On Monday, anytime.

- 4 pm?
- 4 pm's fine.

An hour to try some overalls...

Relax. I'm here.

- Which ones did you take?
- None!

- None?
- You pressured me!

Am I a pain in the a*s?

- I have to leave her, right?
- f*ck Michel!

You're a fool!

Charlotte's perfect!

Now you've found a girl that can
put up with you for more than a month...

You're incredible!

Go for it!

Take care of the
f*ck' mouse and that's it.

Call a professional...

or buy a cat!

Are you listening to me at all?

There's always going to be
something more, always.

Find a nice man
if girls are too much for you.

What?

Where did that come from?

Is that an offer?

Come on! Very helpful!

Thanks for the tip!

Wait, wait...

- You know what's funny?
- No?

We sometimes talk about it with Ines.

She wouldn't be surprised if you were a bit...

What the f*ck!

Where did that come from?
That's bullshit.

Why are you saying that?

You should see your face.

Think about it, we never
saw you settled with a girl.

Maybe I have expectations.
Maybe I'm an idealist.

Expectations?

You're just a f*g!

Sorry but if I was a f*g,
it would show

and I'd know.

When I look at Ines, I think
you should review your expectations.

All good?

Yes...

Come here, I'll do your hair.

I was thinking...

There's a guy at work,
people say he's a q*eer...

Really? Which one?

A new guy, you don't know him.

Thierry says he's q*eer because
he never stays long with the same girl.

Silly, isn't it!
That's not q*eer!

- I dunno...
- No, that's' not q*eer! Right?

I'm not sure.
Is he a bit of a sissy?

Oh no... f*ck no!

Not at all!

He's no sissy!

- And... Has he got a girlfriend?
- Yes, he has.

Of course!
It's silly really.

Thierry always thinks too much.
He's a pain in the a*s.

You know, it doesn't prove anything.

He's 30-something,
he would know by now.

Not necessarily,

I had a friend at school.
He found out quite late.

It was a hairstyling school, Charlotte.

Anyway, everything became
very simple for him after that.

Feels good?

Oh, Michel, oh!

What's wrong with you?
Are you high or what?

What's bothering you?

The mouse thing?

I can take care of it, you know.

I've sorted out your books, right here.

I've put some of mine

From my book shelf.

It's our book shelf now.

I didn't know you had that one.
It used to be my favourite book for a long time.

It really needs dusting.
You haven't cleaned for ages.

It's a bit disgusting.

I've been thinking... I love that shelf.

We could put it back on the wall.

Where it used to be, right?

You'll figure out the height.
We'll hang it back.

So we can put this new plant
we bought at the market.

It's cute!

It will be fine here.

I'll find some place
for my little Buddha.

It's gorgeous, right?

And those curtains...

You need to sort these CD's and books.

I told myself: they're the same colour.

You also need to sort out the papers.

The Buddha: you like it or not?

There's a bill here...

When people come in,
they see Buddha's cute face...

I'm forgetting something.

Michel, you'll clean the mess, right?

Michel?

We take it easy...

What about your action figures?

Michel?

Are you with me? Michel...

Answer me...

Listen, Michel, I need your help...

Michel, can't you see I'm losing it!

Michel?

Michel!

It's 5 pm and they're all damn gone.

And look at this mess!

It's always the same mess in the end.

Those guys don't respect the job anymore.

They can't blame us for
hiring Polish workers.

It can't be that difficult to work properly!

They understand nothing about bricklaying.

Bricklaying is not about
putting a block on another.

They know sh*t...

Bricklaying

is about creating something.

We are creating something here.

It's art, that's what I call it.

Look at that!

Not so hard to put water in the buckets

so that they can be clean in the morning.

Look, the buckets, a little water...

No need to be Einstein, right?

Caress me, Caress me...

Did you know I could
have been a pizza cook?

I swear...
My dad owned a pizza truck...

in Portissol.

The pizzas were splendid.

I reckon my dad was the first Arab
to cook pizza in France...

In Portissol for sure...

It feels good!

You know what,
my dad, he was a moron...

Somehow... He set the truck on fire.

His shiny shoulders are quite hot...

What's wrong with me?
What am I talking about...?

No more costumers, no more money.

He's funny.

He's sweet.

I feel good around him.
It's simple. I feel warm.

He understands me.

f*ck! I am a f*g!

A guy opened a new pizza truck there.
A Sicilian!

No! No way...

I'm gonna have to wear leather,
have manners,

change scene, listen to house music,
tell everyone.

They'll make fun of me.
I'll have no limits, no self-control.

My son will be ashamed of me.

There'll be no son.

...his great-great-grandfather
was from Palermo.

After 4 generations,
you're just French!

Look at me!
I'm Thierry not Mohamed.

You know, I used to like cooking.

Really.

Would you be up for opening
a business together?

We could open a restaurant

or a bar...

I dunno...

Provence cuisine?

It's warm. It's smooth.

We could make c*ck.

Thanks for making me feel good...

You decide...

Let's become partners.

I am f*cking hard!

Oh Michel!

Come take a dip!

Charlotte?

What is it, Michel?

Can't you see, Charlotte?

See what?

Don't you see it?

See what?

I'm a f*g, Charlotte!

Really?

Since when?

All along I guess...
It's been on my mind for a while.

- It has nothing to do with the mind!
- Yes, it has!

In senior year,
I dated Céline Colombier

because I was a fan of DiCaprio
and she looked like him.

Bullshit.

It's proof!

You're in love?
You wanna f*ck a guy?

- Nope...
- There you go!

In fact my heart is q*eer
but my c*ck is straight.

Nonsense!

I'm opening up to you
and you're teasing me.

That's wrong!

I know. But you lost it!
You think too much!

You're a f*g when
you like sex with men.

The truth is you're terrified
because we moved in together.

- How do you know?
- I know you!

You know a real f*g then!

Listen to me!
I'm thinking out loud!

Wait!

You don't understand me.

Listen to me!

- We could talk at least.
- Talk about what?!

- I give you everything
- You're very demanding.

What?

Demanding!

Okay then, you don't want to talk.

You wanna be ashamed about it!
Be ashamed!

But I am proud!
I am proud!

Proud to be a f*g!
And I'll learn how to like c*ck!

Good for you!

There are children!

Nice party...

Sorry?

I'm sorry, I don't speak French.

And you?

Do you speak English?

No really...

Little bit.

I know.

What's your name?

Michel.

Michel...

Ma belle.

Do you have a lover?

Me, I'm "maçon".

Maçon...

Maçon.

Yeah, muscle! Strong man!

And you're here to dance?

Or to meet some people?

It depends.

But you're g*y, right?

It depends.

It depends?
It depends on what?

It depends on the day.

It depends on your mood?

Depends on the weather...

Sorry.

You're not g*y.

Tell me. It's simple.

It's a g*y club,
I'm g*y...

It's for gays, here.

I know, I know.

So what?

I'm g*y.

- You're g*y?
- Yes.

Of course.

- Sure?
- Sure.

Michel?

Hey there!

Are you okay, honey?

You are a sleeping beauty, you know.

You slept very well.

You were really tired, right?

My head...

A cup of coffee, sweetie?

There are croissants.

Lay still, I'll do it.

I'm gonna make a nice cup of coffee.

Would you prefer
a cup of tea?

No, just rest...

- What is that?
- This is...

Listen honey, Charlotte!

You should stay in bed,
you're exhausted...

Hi.

- "Bonjour"...
- It's a nightmare...

I am...

...Michel's friend.

I'm here for...

- The week-end.
- Who the f*ck is that?

- A friend.
- A friend?

- Are you kidding me? He was...
- Oh god, no, he wasn't...

Come on then, tell me!

- We were playing!
- Playing?

You're really taking the piss out of me!

Charlotte!

Charlotte... Charlotte, listen,

I swear, I didn't like it at all.

Why are you doing this to me?

It's not because of you...

You're overreacting...

Let go of me!

You didn't think I'd come back...

- You're that stupid...
- Excuse me, she took my...

You are still here!
Get the f*ck out!

- She took my jeans!
- Look what you've done!

Don't take it out on him.

- He didn't r*pe you, did he?
- No but I didn't really want it...

Let go of me!

- Calm down!
- In our bed?

- You make me sick!
- I was going to change the sheets...

My jeans!

Charlotte, wait!!

Oh for f*ck sake!

Charlotte, stay! Please, stay!

My jeans!

Please, help me to
put outside!

- You're serious?
- Yes, I'm serious, please!

You're f*cking crazy!

You're a man!
You broke my love!

Because of you!
Please do it!

Do you realize the situation!

You f*cking egoist!

I'm naked!

Hey wait!

My jeans!

f*ck...

f*ck!

Charlotte!