04x02 - Takes a Knockin' and Keeps Tick-Tockin

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position hold on time take a deep breath

for a cartoon gramma Kansa

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages here

your host Henry and June

what else not yours couple amigos and

welcome to hell Oh mmm that looks bad

when was the last time you had a tetanus

booster I don't know what is that looks

like a number 11 fastening bolt he used

to hold up a number 11 spotlight that's

it I'm calling the network hello

hold on Fred Stockdale speaking do you

see what's going on here I'm getting

k*lled

and you're k*lling me funny is money

I don't believe me Henry on second

thought that bolt actually hurts though

I've got news for him a whole Bank of

Lights Oh while I fix Henry's head why

don't you get your fix of action right

now Dateline the moonlit water is a big

kitchen Lake where the chief tries out a

Dateline of his own smoochie much snow

cones shouldn't we be getting back to

shore don't worry sweet little bunny pop

we're in a Love Boat well I'm getting

Love Boat soon

and the unnatural cause of this natural

disaster with my new wind machine I'm

gonna blow the action League away

literally action bleed now today's

episode winds of evil we find our heroes

at action HQ discussing a matter of

vital importance sorry we missed your

party last night stinky yeah I hope you

didn't go to a lot of trouble Oh No

guess everyone's a bit late we wanted to

come but to wash my hair I had to wash

my socks I thought we didn't go because

his house is a toilet and smells like

you know what hey would you look at the

time so me flat smells like you know

what hey just for that I'm never

inviting any of youse into my home again

fine what a relief

chief what happened to you I got another

freak windstorm if we don't do something

there's nothing we can do oh well guess

that's it for today later that night

hey roomies where's it going Mandy

Patinkin Zhaan Leto

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looks like one action just found

out which way the wind is blowing

don't worry melty

you'll be safe here you're a real pal

flesh

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it's like the storms following us

wherever we go my house blew away relax

this house was built to last

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it's a miracle we're okay with nowhere

else to turn our house less heroes

arrive at number two lavatory Lane what

do you want the hurricane destroyed all

of our houses let us in but I thought

they have spent like you know what it

does but we're desperate you had your

chance oh no it's starting again hey s

you lunkheads say hello to your biggest

fan I'm here you were expecting

Al Roker but enough about me

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will the league be blown to bits will

stinky stays selfishly sealed find out

in the action huff to conclusion of the

action we know oh yeah now that's what I

call calamity no workplace hazards got

to go hey yeah oh h* workplace hazards

got to go

what gives bucko you saw what happened

June with the lights and the c*ck and

the lights aren't you overreacting just

a smidge

no I'm not overreacting it's not just me

June why do you think the whole crew is

standing behind me I told you it was

gonna be the number four come on in sir

you've got to admit it is kind of funny

and if it makes the people up then you

were saying hey hey h* h* workplace

hazards got to go while we take it to

the man why don't you take it to

prometheus embody what you're about to

see is top secret it is a video tape

recorded nine hundred thousand years ago

by an alien using a remote-controlled

camera it shows his attempts to educate

a caveman

the Prometheus Unbound tapes

tape 400 I cute

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a KaBlam boys ain't there hider in the

recliner still to come

life with loopy fuzzball

and when we return for Action League now

right here on leave blown away stinkies

throne still ok as time runs out have

the league's chances for survival gone

down the tubes will you promise to come

stay for weekend at me beach house

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welcome to chez stinking

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fools your dumpers no damper to me

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okay no more mr. nice man

your John is gone from power

all clear

we made it thanks stinky no problem you

blokes are gonna love me beach house

that weekend

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hey what are you guys doing up here

we're serving dinner downstairs the end

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boy that actually sure was stupid Jun

and I are about to give the boss man the

what for about KaBlam unsafe working

conditions now remember he's a real

slickster we've gotta stay on our toes

oh yes what can I do you for studio tour

free hats no mr. Stockdale we're Henry

in June and we demand to know what you

plan on doing about oh yes I think we

can settle this right now with this nice

new roll of Dimes get real bub shiny

times you can forget your blood money

mister sir we're still on the air oh I

see

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hi Larry here you know I'm the kind of

guy who avoids a fight whenever possible

run now party late that's my motto

but with loopy around sometimes it just

isn't that simple take last summer

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hey what got a problem string bean huh

No

hey don't you talk to my brother like

that he could beat the pants off of you

listen that's not exactly oh you

couldn't could you okay tough guy let's

put it to the test

listen I'll meet you back here one week

from today I will see who beats the

pants off of who have you done I'm too

young to die don't soil your shorts

Samson it's all under control

Spence strong Lord's body basics muscles

of steel and only five days beat the

pants off that bully or your money back

well what could I do see more like Sven

was my only chance

goofy called 800m and the very next day

I was on my way to he-man heaven in the

comfort of my own home

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stenz course turned out to be everything

that promised and by Dave five my pecs

were pumped my biceps we're bulging and

my abs were slabs I'm a mean preteen

muscle machine and I owe it all to spend

strong guard no being a hard hop it was

a whole new lifestyle and that's

something not everyone could relate to

son you've been in there for three hours

now the rest of us need a little private

time too you know boy I'm starving

what's for dinner mom well let me see

now excuse me son mind if I switch to

the gardening Channel tell you what pops

arrest Liam for the remote Oh

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I've turned Larry into a module monster

and there's only one person who can set

him straight

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hello mr. strong guard I think it's for

you

who's the Vain's drone guard but

but but you don't look anything like

your picture my dear that comic book is

20 years old the building of the body is

no longer of interest to stand for as it

is written in my new book the same of

Sven the most important muscle in the

body is the brain but but but come Larry

you have much to learn from Stan's

teachings but we must start by losing

these ridiculous bulges they are clearly

impairing your thoughts

well the then of spent proved to be

quite an eye-opener

and the very next day I was back at the

beach and ready to face the music

okay whimpered time to put up or shut up

very well my friend and the words is fen

stronger though the mighty Nordic moose

is 10,000 times stronger than the clever

arctic ant it takes but one end to make

that moves are you calling me a

moose so I guess spends words wisdom

don't work for everyone

but it didn't really matter Oh cuz loopy

had figured out an even better use for

him come on bro let's go home come now

that we've walked off the show we've got

those sl*ve drivers right where we want

them no doubt everyone knows there's no

show without us hey bloomers and I'm

Jane we're toast

don't worry June just wait'll they get

hit on the head with a light ouch that

hurt Jane really no no it's almost like

they don't feel any pain there's

something very strange about this well

we are having a lot of fun Jane but now

it is time for another cartoon did you

see that yeah Henry he's a robot

they're both robots we've been replaced

by machines whoa looks like it's time

for Plan B you mean yep we hightail it

back to the studio and beg for our jobs

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this is my town

West Valley PA and this is the highlight

of the West Valley social season the

annual feast of st. Stanislaus Fair

every year Burton Hanks goes on the

zipper after you do 12 funnel cakes and

proves that you don't buy fried them I

rent it every year my bike taking me

standing under the salt and pepper

shaker and we break in the pocket dump

it but this year I'm missing it all cuz

I don't have a ride

they call me fuzzball and I'm stuck here

like a dingleberry because my dad said

he'd ride me and then remembered it's

his stupid bowling night your father

works hard to put a little kielbasa on

the table he deserves a little R&R once

in a while unbelievable I'm getting

lectured by a figment of my own

imagination that is so good TV why and

another thing

what's with those clothes are you trying

to look like a boy it's called style

yeah if you're a boy that's it oh you

are in so much trouble

come on fire I think you're overreacting

no I'm serious cake if I don't figure

out how to fix this thing before my dad

gets home I'm hot-buttered history wait

I got a better idea I could change my

name

plastic surgery and move to Philly or

you could just go to that bowling trophy

store dude

wrap it to go on second thought I'll eat

here who knew those things were so

expensive and by the way flapjack I'm

not a boy it's a fashion statement why

do people keep seeing that they must be

jealous here's a radical idea tell your

dad the truth come on cake give me

something I can use

how about when the going gets tough the

tough go bowling so uh how many of those

sticks do I have to knock over I'll get

the trophy 300 that's eight wrap it's a

go sorry

must have been a the wind hey it's

called a practice throat

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let me guess another practice is this

one for real I'm all out of eraser

should just tell my dad the truth I'm

sure he'd understand

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I would have given us his card to get it

out of there I still think you should

tell your dad the truth about what

happened why cuz you'd probably

understand and think the old thing was

funny no cuz there's a lady on that

trophy how are you doing Stella

huh looks like an inator here boy

what a show it's been stock deal we're

sorry for walking off the set just give

us our jobs back please forgive us we'll

never do it again I'm sorry have we met

we're Henry in June the host of KaBlam

that's impossible

Herbie and Jane are the hosts look at

their robots never complain even breath

mints it's go go go

they're completely unstoppable now who's

going to host the show him we could step

in you have you ever been on television

before oh no matter just go out there

and give it all you've got

that's all the time we have for tonight

couple androids be sure to join us next

time right here on Cup well unsafe at

any

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