02x13 - KaBlam! James KaBlam!

[bunniefuu]

[Applause]

- position hold on time take a deep

breath

for a new kind of cartoon show

[Music]

[Applause]

we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages here

your host Henry and June

hey kablammo Kratz welcome to another

sinus training episode of KaBlam

I'm Henry and I'm June and this sturdy

young college boy is our new intern

Lyle Baxter the kid is spending a

semester with us so we can learn the TV

ropes from two of basic cables hottest

young stars that'd be us any questions

so far Lyle well actually I do have a

question but it's kind of dumb Lyle

the first rule of broadcasting is that

there are no dumb questions okay then

you know you guys say that KaBlam is

where cartoons and comics collide this

is the place okay well what does that

really mean anyway Lyle how would you

like to turn the page you mean it me

[Music]

[Applause]

oh how I wish those fleas stayed on my

head exclusively but no they had a high

soohyun's eggs around the house I for

one and fed up with scuzz boy messing up

our domestic Thomas disa tea you know

your life's better when you love me

everything's a joke to you isn't it

we're out on the street because of you

and you don't care one iota Oh

[Music]

amazing how someone so small can cause a

disaster so large cut me at least fit

junior sized wits

we're only banished for one night think

of it as a dream vacation what do you

mean you're not gonna room with me

I mean I'm not gonna room with you but

I'm now my body is no longer playground

to the parasite Elise look I've had it

with you and your lifestyle so please

back off if I don't get some snooze free

reality who knows what kind of syndrome

I'll develop oh yes II you can't believe

how good it feels a whole six inches of

solid paper board hotel wall separating

us from that everyone stay on his or her

own side and bother his or her own

roommate you know the drill lather rinse

repeat I can't believe this

I'm showering I'm actually showering

yell banana head did you just hear what

I yes me stupid what I forgot my

suitcase on the curb back at the house

looks like we're talking toget Alan for

the duration

[Laughter]

[Music]

would you cut it out

you're pathetic yellow where's the other

one we're trying to sleep I know he's

there put him on

you give me major creep don't you see

what's happening here they're freezing

me out can you believe it

after all I've done for him

[Music]

man she's tough

[Music]

pesky phone salesman

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

what are you doing yes sunbathing my

psycho roomie locked me out last night

I missed you why didn't you call well I

did call why don't you ask your new best

friend sn*per digits for your messages

hmm snaps no fun

he made me stop jumping on the bed at

3:00 a.m. I wish you were roomies with

me last night you you do

[Music]

back to the mothership glad to have some

fresh unmentionables again looks like

our dream vacation just got extended

[Music]

there's an fun doodle everybody two more

reasons why hey Lyle you make a better

door than a window

whoops sorry good one Henry I hope you

were paying attention there Lyle because

that funny I just made illustrates rule

number two be ready for anything

many of our Co blemished moments happen

when something goes wrong and Jun and I

are forced to just wing it well I sure

am glad to hear that because my magic

marker ran out and I couldn't finish

writing the cue cards no cue cards big

line garage dome arena

[Music]

[Applause]

the legendary kiss thrills an exuberant

crowd

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

I can't believe it's true Oh like you

can get us backstage melt man believe it

Thunder girl these guys are old buddies

of mine we used to jam together in high

school

Boulder interval it's okay I'm with the

band

muted poke as our roast

vo gets a rude awakening so to desert

cranky Colossus

- Wow

[Applause]

[Music]

action lead now starring the flesh he's

super strong and super naked

she flies like thunder stinky diver a

former Navy commando with an attitude as

bad as his odor and mouth man with the

power to mouth today's episode raka big

baby

our saga continues at Action League

headquarters where stinky diver and the

flesh let off a little action Steve yeah

we're head bangers gone

that's a big baby

[Music]

[Music]

colors somebody get up on the wrong side

of the crib today and is headed for the

garage down

[Music]

[Applause]

maybe mad I don't remember this being

part of the show but I like it big baby

you're ruining my day date I only went

with you because you said we could get

backstage wait I can explain

you're right jerk

[Music]

like it

[Music]

[Music]

it's with their fabled frontman about to

meet a drooling demise is it Rockabye by

for the loudest band in the land stay

tuned for the action stuff conclusion of

action lead now action baby big baby as

a rock legend gets a lethal looping will

these be the last licks for the loudest

band in the land

[Music]

it's working

kids gotta love them we're here hooray

for us

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

I was wrong about you you really do know

those guys does that mean this is a day

and then you woke up

[Music]

they end

[Music]

wow that was KaBlam tastic hey want to

see my gene simmons imitation

[Music]

I love kiss as a matter of fact uh come

on Lyle we're trying to make a TV show

here Kesari I'm telling you these

college kids hang on a sec Henry maybe

he just needs a few pointers rule number

three Lyle technique is everything now

pay close attention while I show you the

proper way to operate this piece of

equipment you see Lyle when you can't

Henry with the microphone you got to

really give it to him I am learning so

much and if you're a fan of head Carla

King entertainment you're gonna love

this next cartoon it's the offbeat's all

for one and one for all we are

indivisible Rapunzel that too now this

is interesting the Department of Safety

estimates that one out of every four

people will be badly conked on the head

really sounds dubious well I'll see you

four guys later they never stay never

stays and the Popular's don't allow them

at all but that's okay life is sweet

they cool

data off these four of us can't hang out

anymore one of us is gonna get conked on

the head it's just a dumb statistic

August last week I read that all people

with mustaches are happy okay who's it

gonna be I guess I could do it we have

to be fair about this I said I'll do it

maybe we should take a look not knowing

you

I feel like something's missing you guys

shouldn't be here one of us could get

comped that's a chance we're willing to

take besides Rapunzel said she'd watch

the skies I have very good eyesight

[Music]

I know y'all missed Tommy so I thought

this might help

it's the TR 77 the latest pal

replacements he doesn't look anything

like Tommy hello Tommy

TR 77 look one two three four and no

problems this could be you I don't mind

being by myself

come on Tommy it was just a fluke but

you go your way and I'll go my pykrete

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

mmm hey guys

Tommy I've been thinking what's a little

bump on the head between friends

[Music]

we were just come to see you two

[Music]

all for one and one for all

[Music]

as part of his internship we're letting

lyall pick the next cartoon Lyle what's

it gonna be

ah yes it's an iconoclastic pastiche of

multimedia images blended together to

create a seamless postmodern vision of

it's called patch head

[Music]

howdy from hey hiking swanky blue-collar

holler kids Golf Classic

I'm critter and I'm dirt club the match

ain't even started it looks like kid

cousins got it all laughter hey little

peanut

here's a putter pretzel to tide you over

and with no competitors left it looks

like kid kudzu will take home the grand

prize be super disco later to tell you

big zirconia hey crusty

come to kid kudzu you good not so

Diggity dang dang fast kid kudzu the

names patch in the ball whack it ain't

over till the fat can t sing okay tip it

head prepare for polarization our first

hole is the radiator Intimidator

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

give you

[Music]

looks like it's gonna be a long

afternoon fans

[Music]

[Applause]

you can cut the teacher with a chainsaw

his kids kudzu and hatch head line up

for the final hole the picture is poor

oh h*

[Music]

chew on this melon maggot kid truck zoos

big daddy did it digging hole-in-one

power but

[Music]

looks like patch head still has a chance

to win the kiss classic tell Kay

patch Punk may the golf ball hit you

where the dog should have bit you needs

a new pair of shoes

[Music]

water doses knees bent head down arms

straight and

[Music]

it's a holistic styling shoes Daisy Wow

Lila was right that was an iconoclastic

pastiche of multimedia images now what

you didn't let that into the

control room did you no actually he's

going to perform it's this little thing

he's been working on he's all excited

for your enjoyment I'd like to do a few

impressions of some of KaBlam

KaBlam iasts stars first up sniz glad to

have some fresh unmentionables again

stinky divert everybody morning that's a

big baby funny funny stuff while the

intern everybody how about a big hand

it's Tommy from the offbeat

thank you you're beautiful hey I think

you know this guy now that was truly

special oh by the way Lyle that was

lesson number four perhaps the most

important lesson of all never upstage

the hosts

you said it hemorrhoid see you what we

see a KaBlam errs join us again next

time

same KaBlam time same KaBlam network