02x12 - Art + Science = Fun

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages near

your host Henriette June

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howdy fellow kablamo holics welcome to

another stain-free episode of lamb I'm

Jun and this is Henry it's not that bad

Henry got a haircut and he's embarrassed

to come out come on cartoons to cram are

you most

I feel like Dan Rather he no Hanks key

that do would be aces if he just

unshaped it a little

are you sure you know what you're doing

why do you always ask me that

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how does it look

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almost done just want to give you a tad

more volume okay okay enough give me the

mirror it's broken I'll just have to use

the one in my dressing room thanks June

you're aces well alright

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oh here's action lead down Dateline

patio park where the action league

commemorates another year of

safeguarding the universe with their

annual company picnic a three-legged

race

everybody the chief wants to play

charades

oh goody how many syllables sounds like

oh that's cheating by me he's not

playing games strangulating don't worry

sheep

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remember to chew more carefully next

time come on team

our work here is done wait who are you

guys

we're the danger society the new

superheroes in town

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Action League now starring the flesh

he's super strong and super naked

Thunder girl she flies Thunder stinky

diver a former Navy commando with an

attitude as bad as his odor and melt man

with the power to melt today's episode

danger society with a new band of

superheroes in town the Action League

faces a new kind of challenge

9-ball side pocket have you guys noticed

that the action phone hasn't been

ringing much lately I guess it's because

we've made the world such a safe place

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where they off to in such a hurry

I'll tell you clowns listen up I just

got a call from my boss a top man

we've been laid off the danger society's

taking over what you mean no more work

and no more free lunch of the Anson

commissary mmm we've got to do something

mates it's time to kick some society

bottoms and take some society names you

got that right jack

moments later at the danger society

Crisis Center okay funs over

shutting you down come on mates

let's bust this place up hey frogman

what's your beef we're the superheroes

in this territory so take a hike guys

little help

are you sure you guys are actually

superheroes watch this

Thunder girl Oh captain ko blue school

kids in danger no time to lose dangers

society away try action league away mr.

man I don't have time to argue lives are

at stake tell you what we both go

whoever saves the most victims wins

losers leave town for good we can't

gamble with human lives

chicken chicken butt okay fine just

hurry

is this the league's last hurrah or are

we stuck with them forever stay tuned

for the episode ending conclusion of the

Action League now this is bad this is

really bad

relax Henry how can I relax when the

actual need is up a creek in a chicken

wire canoe they're gonna have to leave

town forever no they're not

June really watching the cartoon you're

dead meat on toast after today we'll

never see the actual meat again this is

next week's basic cable guide and it

says actually just up to his ears in

danger and diapers when big baby crawls

into town Henry they're not going

anywhere

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big baby

the action leg will be okay it's Henry

I'm worried about boys cartoons to cram

still to come big top the offbeat's

and when we return for action League now

right here with real superheroes

threatening action turf the league must

bet their future on a perilous rescue

have they got the right stuff Oh too

dangerous yet real come on danger

Society it's sloppy joe day at the

commissary superheroes eat free

everybody

rubber suits Johnny cut that power Carol

get the chopper airborne on the double

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mm maybe we should have mentioned the

new salad bar moments later

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what a joke with the power to melt what

kind of power is that what's your

whining melt man you're giving me a

migraine oh yeah miss flies like thunder

news flash thunder doesn't fly

Action League you left so quickly you

didn't have a chance to tell us what in

the world ever made you call yourself

superheroes in the first place we're

super lucky mates were back in business

who's up for free lunch yes please be in

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know how they did it

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we gotta keep the Mojo flowing here the

heck with the script let's just turn the

page hey wait why do you get to turn the

page you turn the last two Oh Henry

who's counting look what you did what I

did we are going to get in so much

trouble don't get a goiter hemorrhoid oh

great

tape yeah like they won't know this

there's a big stupid piece of tape on it

that's your solution to everything I'll

just put some tape on

oh yeah well let me tell you something

it works for me

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hey both full blue lines

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an expl*sive situation in the town of

trouble has some violent angry mobs

right against boastful blue Lions Lions

apparently do not exist at all Bob wait

for tonight's show

what are you watching nothing just show

about tolerance tolerance I can't stand

intolerance why if I had to fight ten

down fools intolerance I would fight and

fight until not one townsperson was left

standing even if all around me was

destroyed and I know you my friend a

special surprise ah how many more of

these do you plan on putting up it's the

net it's pumping clean this nets are for

fishes and and the tightrope it's it's

I will

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down cold barrel oh yeah yeah it's

pretty nice down you know they got some

funny ideas oh yeah be nervous stop at

wearing ringmaster cats so come back you

know we like to think of KaBlam as a

show the whole family can enjoy and so

do our advertisers

that's right Hendrick and what phase

family better than a good old-fashioned

sing-along

everybody ready

when I watch KaBlam in the morning

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I blame her for milk man I could blame

her for thundergirl a KaBlam for loopy

and Larry August and September and that

frustrated spaceman prometheus

I'm a cartoon grammar and

KaBlam

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when I watch KaBlam ichael ever in the

morning

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I clamor for

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then I'd introduce

it's cartoon plan the cram

it's the operates

to grammar and I love to KaBlam

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or to Rimmer and I

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you sure you'll be all right September

once I go for the paddleball record I

can't stop I'll muddle through somehow

you want to watch sure won't you I get

the idea

he's September I could take care of you

my dream come true really no not really

that was sarcasm they never they never

stay sorry and the Popular's don't allow

them at all but that's okay

life is sweet they cool data off beats

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what you doing August I'm going to break

the paddleball record of three million

four hundred thousand seven hundred

sixty seven consecutive paddles cool

what number are you up to now

83 I'll come back isn't this great

I can't wait for 40 2009 that's my

favorite number in the world

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why isn't September here I don't know

what could be more fun for dogs and

watching this

ah ieave nning needle open

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mommy stop playing with the light on

board but he's almost on 40 2009

I already did 42 selves on my mind I

missed it

the boy opens these all the time

I will feed myself

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garnet I do not need help number my

favorite puppy swell

no not swell please feed me you and your

silly sarcasm no really I am very very

hungry I am NOT a silly puppy I am a

famished

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I've been gotta go August is about to

break the paddleball record August keep

going August only 40 left

you were right Betty Anne once you get

past that second million it's really

exciting

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no he's napping

selling puppy what fun is breaking a

record if your dog isn't there to see it

September you made it seven more what

about the paddleball record it September

needs me

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okay everybody ready ready ready August

ready ready 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

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well that just about does it Henry what

are you doing

the offbeat's has inspired me to set my

own world record

start counting June

1 wait I know Henry just give it up

not until I set a world record very good

now we really have to say goodbye no

one's going anywhere till I set a world

record hey I know a record you can break

really what the human field goal well

that concludes another record-breaking

episode of KaBlam see you next time join

us again next time

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