01x04 - Not Just For People Anymore

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position hold on time take a deep breath

for a new kind of cartoon show

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages here

your host Henry and June

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I'm Henry and this is KaBlam sniffing

fondue we watch we laugh we look but why

for more on this pop cultural phenomenon

we go live via satellite to KaBlam

correspondent June thanks Henry I'm here

in sniz and fondues actual house or

we've just gotten word that the

temperature is 72 degrees and about to

you Henry that's yep that's it and now

back to you Henry June why do I get the

feeling you're nowhere near their house

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lost the directions didn't you

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yep

this just in we now go live to those two

world leaders of tomorrow snow then

fondue

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davell really helps but snow day 8 oh

man

are those a smaller size and men's jeans

fraid so Jimmy Joe they just don't make

pants for a highness as flat as yours I

know it's a real gluteus minimus oh sliz

check out my skirts in new portfolio but

what happened to all your cool monster

illustration throats on that fanboy

stuff I'm gonna be a famous fashion

designer and as soon as I hit it big I'm

gonna create a whole line of jeans just

for you

yo we couldn't help snooping from a

couple of rooms back and we just like to

say oh my kidding

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cuz I'm gliding my designer with his

all-new line take it away

yeah what a cool one for those Hot

August Nights yes I do this Bianca

ljubljana bein cool and bacon big and

just how big is our fall line listen up

since Nick and it's 2016 final year dude

you sure won't

in our one-size-fits-all memory Derby

it's all style it's all glitter

it's all fun dude

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welcome people update the young genius

of fashion wiki ponzu that then will now

announce his new line fondue below the

next wave of fashions by fondue will be

bulging

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what about your art you have real talent

don't waste it

but Coco babe I I made a promise

sneeze genes smoked fish all good all

these good gonna happen Oh Jim sneeze

cheese in the disco is on the way they

smoke they still dudes what's your

butter to ask for jeans holy fruit

from Monday to Sunday everyday snugged a

what's up publicans we haven't sold a

single pair of your stupid slacks or

month that's was that throat to abate

why not who's gonna buy jeans that can't

accommodate their Popo but what about

the Forgotten guy mrs. exact proportions

but there's only one guy with those

proportions only one Monceau cough

you're fired

oh - it's all my fault

if it wasn't for me you still be a

fashion superstar I know I should be

miserable the fame and the chocolate

croissants are a thing of the past and

my life is in the toilet look awesome on

you

no offense that's missing fondue but Jun

and I are jonesing for our next cartoon

the action cram concludes into the

biggest actually now ever and as a

service to you our viewers here are a

few KaBlam tips guaranteed to turn your

viewing into action viewing first find a

nice comfy chair

my cartoon buns are cartoon nothing then

snag your cup way me a snack make my

cr*cker gram and most important

eliminate all distractions and now

you're ready for action here's the

action smothered conclusion of action

like now in the wrath of spaetzle

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starving flesh he's super strong and

super naked

she flies

like thunder pinkie diver a former Navy

commander with an attitude as bad as and

man with the power and now part two of

the random spot Zilla when we last left

our story a prehistoric predator is

awakened wreaking havoc on an

unsuspecting world stinky diapers is

sticky digestive thundergirl turned to

roadkill and melt man far-fetched and

now as spot Scylla prepares to unleash

his fury at the World Cup soccer

championship only one super strong super

naked superhero can stop the behemoth

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with the action began I elated nothing

can stop spot Silla from his appointment

with evil only one option remains

give me that dag-blasted attention

attention squad chile's now you've done

it you've got me mad I've been in worse

jams than this

oh well maybe not

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we failed millions of innocent people

are going to die and it's all out don't

deserve medals

we're action losers maybe not under girl

what do you mean I may not have a body

but I have a plan out of luck out of

time and out of body parts it looks like

our heroes are out for the count are

they stay tuned for the action letters

conclusion of action leave now Hey

KaBlam boys keep your Heiner in the

recliner still to come right with loopy

Prometheus and Bob and more action leave

now right here and now the mind-numbing

conclusion of Action League now the

wrath of spot Zilla when we last left

our story the league lay in ruins with

stinky diapers stinky digested and the

flesh out on a limb millions will taste

a monster's wrath unless two injection

molded heroes can get their first spot

zilla's almost at the stadium we'll

never stop him in time don't worry

Thunder girl just lower me onto his back

and I'll do the rest

careful

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hey look it's Andre Lacroix the sexy

french striker hi Andre

up here we meet again spot Zillah

well Andre dribbles left he dribbles

right he gets eaten along by a ferocious

prehistoric monster

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d'arnot redeemed do college

come on boy where is it

nice monster

that spot silly yes that's what you like

isn't it that's what a good monster

likes yes I guess all he needed was a

little love don't make your not action

losers you're winners I'm putting these

Nobel Prize metals back where they

belong

whoa I don't know chief it doesn't feel

right without stinky here stinky Oh

stinky where in the world did you come

from believe me you don't want to know

blimey I'm exhausted let's just say I'm

pooped

hey yeah you're disgusting

no I'm stinky stinky diver

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[Laughter]

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Wow was that action or what somebody get

me a moist towelette

here's our next cartoon Prometheus

embalm what you're about to see is top

secret

it is a videotape recorded nine hundred

thousand years ago by an alien using a

remote-controlled camera it shows his

attempts to educate a caveman

they have been codenamed the Prometheus

in Bob tapes

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Haeckel Blair Moines now's the time in

our show where we take a look at some

surprising shorts hey surprising this

kind

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welcome back I'm June and ask for Henry

well ease okay I'll tell you

Henry's in the bathroom mother's shirt

got a zipper can't believe told it's

really not that funny June you want to

know what's funny this from now on you

stay on your side of the panel and I'll

stay on mine okay Henry but I guess that

means you're gonna miss my

big deal like I care

Jimbo Jimbo I got a show to do let's

check in with that sassy lassie with a

puppets chassis

here's life with loopy hi I'm Larry this

is my dad and this is his legendary wart

but I'll get to that later first I want

to talk about my hair see the trouble

with my hair is it's out of control I'm

always looking for some kind of goop

tough enough to tame this Mane and

that's what got me into trouble

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hmm stop don't touch that what's the

problem shrimp I've been watching that

sucker for six months now something

weirds going on inside oh brother now

Lupe's little science project kept her

pretty busy over the next few weeks

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me I got better things to do than stare

at goop all day take it

turkey Thompson here don't waste your

time with dupes and sprays do it the

Charlie chicken way give yourself a

doodle-doo

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goose whew and mutant that's a good one

talk about your bad hair day loopy and I

spring into action and while I set up a

command center loopy sit off in hot

pursuit

who was this revolting

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a toad 200 hours the new site but it

wasn't dad it was after it was his wart

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too bad nobody told loopy

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the next morning when loopy and I took a

closer look at that jar it all made

sense wart removal cream so that's what

I call a happy ending dad was happy hey

nice work with the old tennis racket

loopy my pesky warts completely

disappeared the beauty was happy with

his wart bride as for me well I'm happy

to say I finally have my hair problem

all figured out

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Boyd's the party's over for this week

for me at least I might as well play the

end theme now thanks key looking for

this

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see you next time capillaries

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join us again next time same KaBlam time

same cup lamb Network

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