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03x26 - A Casual Affair

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

03x26 - A Casual Affair

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meet family Magister Harriette Winslow

Joe Murray Peyton plants our very

special guest of a Royal Children's

Hospital Good Friday appeal

introducing Beethoven the movie star

whose cuddly and cute butt grows and

grows and grows play the bait open game

called double-o-double five double three

one seven oh and you could win a

full-size bait over the toy or one of

ten toy puppies speech the water is

great and the living is always fantastic

from the top of a new powder THS the

view is quite simply magic start your

own beach party with new Lego Paradiso

lagoons okay they're coming from coast

to coast for the sprit kite epic that

means the most Triple M pfm and chip

makers present the Easter spring car

classic this holiday Friday night at

Jalan Ampang Raceway victorious king of

wings max dumps he takes on the national

superstars c-5 Anderson cobby Nash the

cash tree and 30 others in the height of

ground pounding excitement the Easter

Sprint Car Classic

don't miss it 7 o'clock this holiday

Friday night at Jalan Ampang Raceway be

there they strive with all their hearts

to cover their country in glory

they are the pride of Australia from

July 25th join the Seven Network in

Barcelona birthplace of new legends

presenting the Olympics im3 will always

be there Kelly I don't think I need all

this stuff I've got the class

representative seat all locked up

don't be too sure Oliver there's some

very important qualities a politician

should have oh yeah you mean like lying

cheating making any promises

hi how do you see lining I thought he

was in your room last time I thought is

plain beyond the toilet

maybe he's outside playing in the

garbage I won't speaking of size they

should be bigger with bolder colors

something more daring yet not too

self-conscious Kelly I'm running for

class representative fashion advisors in

current events you have to leave the

voters with something to remember you by

the budding politician I hear you're

gonna win by a landslide if all the

other candidates drop dead

okay is your old man home no mr. Haskell

maybe you could give us a few helpful

companions sure the most important thing

is to leave a lasting impression in the

voters minds exactly in your case I'd

suggest bribery big bills if you begin

frankly mr. Haskell I plan only in this

election with honesty and hard work two

qualities I found to be completely

useless

hi champ i Kelly your grandmother said

you're working on your campaign can I

help I already tried that beef your kid

is totally hopeless you know which what

are you doing here dad Kim what we're

looking for Wally wanna borrow us lawn

mower Oh is Gertz back getting sore from

bending over using the Clippers we

appreciate your weird attempt at humor

but I'm afraid I couldn't force a smile

of Curt packed up and left me he's being

tortured by this mean despicable con

artist sounds like you met your match

very funny anyway last week I put in

this new driveway

now they ask false buckling there's a

shock hey get this this old gypsy calls

herself

Madame Rosa claims she can predict the

future maybe she can if she could

predict the future she never would I

hired mr. Haskell I saw a movie once

where this gypsy put a curse on some guy

made his whole life miserable I'm

married I got two kids my life is

already miserable there the broad can't

touch me

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what are you doing here

did you lose your bat I want the $1,200

he cheated me out of or a curse will

follow you all the days of your life

hey you must have met my kids I'll tell

you what I'll give you 10 bucks to turn

them into stone it's not wise to make

fun of the forces of nature okay then

I'll just stick to you now you can take

that two-bit hood ornament and stick

away the asphalt cracked because you're

not getting a dime out of me Oh Ella

Despero sir it may do it see I bet you

say that to all the boys from this

moment forward you're dead meat bozo be

careful a low-flying birds on your way

home

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tipsy tipsy what

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my fellow classmates I'm elected as your

class representative you'll have your

name personalized in dayglo red on your

lockers will be written notices from any

teacher before pop quizzes is it too

early to concede I have always found

that a nice warm smile works wonders

with voters you mean like this mr.

Haskell what happened to you I just

picked myself when I was eating a hot

dog or gutter ba*ls lost the match and

on top of that got his hand stuck in the

ball return I haven't had a night this

bad since my bookie died he's convinced

that Madame Rosa is out to get him who's

out to get you yeah that gypsy witch

what gypsy witch another one of Eddie's

less than satisfied customers you

actually thinking gypsy has put a curse

on you you know I tried that once as a

kid I sure hope she has better luck all

right but don't say I didn't want you

ever since that witch came to my house

today nothing's gone right Eddie of all

the dumb things I've ever heard you say

this is the most ridiculous listen Eddie

a few strange things have happened to

you but that doesn't mean you're and

there's some sort of a curse you silly

you know you're letting your imagination

run away with you now you go home and

you let Gert take care of you yeah Gertz

away at a three-day survival course then

you go home you get a good night's sleep

and you forget all about this beam

cursed I'm not so sure

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it's Madame Rosa she sent an evil

reptile to get me quick get across an

exorcism ghetto humble yourself Betty

Lionel Kevin's been looking all over for

you how did you get over years

oh that's Lionel don't worry mr. Haskell

he's harmless harmless huh then why was

he giving me that look what look this

look Eddie everything that's happened to

you was happened to be were any number

of time oh great now she's turning me

into him

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views

Oh

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matches her someplace there

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I don't believe in curses I don't

believe in curses I don't believe in

curses I don't

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what are you doing here

well I was sleeping until your wife

started putting the moves on me

disgusting your lips say no but your

eyes say yes my hands say no children

I guess I'm outvoted and you're also out

the door go ahead throw me out to that

treacherous troll

maybe I'll get hit by a car or struck by

lightning starting to cheer up already

well you gotta help me I couldn't sleep

I kept dreaming of evil spirits and

phantoms and worse can't you see the

Madame Rose has condemned me alright

Eddie get hold of yourself all right

I'll call Madame Rosa in the morning and

see if we can't get this thing

straightened out

you're a saint Wallace in the mean time

for all of our sakes please get some

rest

whatever you say hurry up and finish

sweetie grandma's gonna be here any

minute

dad how come mr. Haskell slept on the

couch last night well honey young Eddie

had a bad night at home last night all

his lights went dim that's what mommy

says about only twice

I gotta go to I promised Ali I'd help

him on his campaign speech oh hi Eddie

how'd you sleep sleep good sleep all I

could think about was a beast woman from

Transylvania besides that's the most

uncomfortable couch I've ever been on

well look at the bright side most of the

other couches you've been on have cost

you $80 an hour why'd you buy what about

breakfast after cooking is any good but

a condemned man is entitled to a final

meal

she's a real beaut in the morning did

you talk to the Wicked Witch of the West

yet yeah I just got off the phone with

her she'll be here at 1 o'clock this

afternoon hmm bad moves Sam once she

knows where you live your life will

never be the same look Eddie I want you

to go home and get cleaned up and when

she gets here you let me do all the

talking now that means no wisecracks and

no insults you wound me Wallace I'll be

on my best behavior for the old

battle-ax

wait for it it figures we should have

some paperwork on a job some receipts

anything

hey I can't say that junk forever

all right okay just let me do all the

talking you won't even know that I'm

here I should be so lucky

you must be Madame Rosa thank you for

coming I'm Wally cleaver mystery

Haskell's friend and attorney please

come in it is nice to meet you mr.

cleaver I do hope we can resolve this

quickly yes I hope so - please - no

thank you baby Rosa it's nice to see you

again and might I add that's a lovely

ensemble you're wearing and may I say

that cheap clothes seem - so - so far so

good

mr. Haskell has informed me that

difficulties that you two seem to be

having and I thought that by having this

meeting this afternoon we might be able

to come to a mutually acceptable

resolution to this problem there

wouldn't be a problem if this had

done his job correctly

madam Rosa I think that the purpose of

this meeting would be better served if

we could put aside our personality

differences

well said Wallace grandpa has called the

king of the used cars rest his soul told

me that in dealing with problems like

this it's best to conduct oneself in a

civil manner too bad you didn't listen

slimeball

no madam Rosa yeah I call you madam

problem well first of all I would like

to have the job redone correctly well I

think we can agree to that good secondly

I would like mr. Haskell to pay me back

the $1,200 as damages just a second here

vampire on careful Eddie with your looks

the last thing you need is warts oh yeah

will it buy a face like yours ourselves

Rosa why don't you have your attorney

contact me he's dead I'm sorry

oh don't be I can still talk to him I

can see now that the only way for us to

resolve this is through a seance the

spirits will advise me how to handle

this worm just a minute madam Eddie yeah

I think I have an idea

do you have a lot of ideas is this one

any good we think that a seance would be

a terrific idea Madame Rosa good but

here's my address I will see you both at

9 o'clock tonight here will you still

talk to me when you're dead

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good evening I'm so glad you all could

come so that we may find an answer to

this matter we will be entering the

world of the unknown hey brother

the only thing unknown is what planet

she's from

we must have total concentration we will

need to clear our minds of all thoughts

shouldn't be a big problem for you and

join hands okay but that's as far as I

go o inhabitants of the spirit world

make your presence known to us mortals I

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didn't hear any bells

patience spirit I ask you to send

another sign for this disbelieving fool

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don't you pay your electric bill this

man needs to be shown the error of his

ways spirits speak through me and tell

us of his evil deeds

Oh Eddie hey told you before don't bring

their dates they use grandpa Haskell is

that you we buried you five years ago

I'm amazed you remembered well how could

I forget

I had six horses at the track that day

won't be laughing when you join me down

here down here wait a second

I know I'm not exactly a saint but I

always figured purgatory at the most

mend your ways and settle your debts pay

back those you have cheated plundered

and back babe

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and we're let's go you put that back on

the ship Georgia dickerson who's Georgia

Dickerson you accused me of stealing

from your coffee store when I was 12

that's right and what did you do when I

yelled at you I burned your house down

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mr. Haskell do you remember me

Wilma Peterson I sue you for pouring him

here cement on my porch I always

wondered it you survived that shotgun

blast shotgun a blast in the back Oh

what what was that oh do you really

think so oh I'm not so sure

well well okay

the spirits have decided I'll drop the

demand for damages and settle for having

the job freedom it's a damn seance it's

over

you can show yourselves out

Wow you were terrific yeah even had me

convinced well it was a good idea Thanks

what are you doing babe

I was just seeing how this stuff works

come on let's get out of here this place

gives me the creeps

mrs. cleaver you really work great

Thanks

well I don't condone what you did Eddie

but I thought Madame Rosa was pushing a

little bit too hard well I for one I'm

glad this whole mess is over with mrs.

cleaver if there's anything I can ever

do to repay you I could use your help on

Saturday taking some cartons to the

goodwill Saturday gee I don't know you

see there's this really big pool

tournament and with my workload

I'll be there at 9:00

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there you are I've been waiting for you

why am I in trouble well I don't think

so have this Beach going you want to

hear it again no thanks I think I know

it by heart

how'd your classmates like it well it

was a little rough at first but then I

remembered what you said about smiling

and everything and I breezed right

through it good for you think you win I

doubt it

Ricky Fenwick my opponent he's throwing

a party at his house for the whole class

with a band mmm

sometimes those big spenders are hard to

beat that's okay you know I may not win

the election but Amy Thompson loved my

smile so we're going to Ricky's party

together

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Adrianna's sporting something new and

so's Dixie took what about Virg oh it's

not saying but we can tell you not to

miss wheel of fortune 5:30 today but

you'd be a buddy busy stuff go straight

to under course and get your Easter

goodies that real value handmade baskets

from $2.99 thali an eggy combo from a

dollar 15 15 gram eggs Ike for $2

chocolate bunnies from 90 cents

Miley Melvin's are the freshest and

direct from the manufacturer side

they're the cheapest so I come along too

under cost for bargain prices on these

two eggs and all your confectionary

goodies open 7 days a week for your

convenience they're coming from coast to

coast for the sprit keping that means

the most triple m FM and chip makers

pizzette the Easter spring car classic

this holiday Friday night at Jalan

Ampang Raceway victorious King of wings

max dubs he takes on the national

superstars c-5 Anderson Coby Nash the

cash tree and 30 others in a night of

brown pounding excitement the Easter

Sprint Car Classic

don't miss it 7 o'clock this holiday

Friday night agile arms Avalon Raceway

be there this is gonna be bigger than

Charles and Diana Bobby's dream wedding

half of that won't be too bad that is

how it's gonna cost Gregor fortune you

really hate me

makes memorial opens up old wound

for 16 years I had a for 10 years it's

nothing Mars presents home it away

tonight and 7:00 it's time for a grouse

cartoon connection next on 7 followed by

a classic comedy with mr. ed since the

dawn of time man has looked to the stars

and wonder if there may be other forms

of intelligent life 3:30 today man will

have the end to an Alf lands on 7

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