03x17 - Junior Prom

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oh you boys you're doing a beautiful job

matter of fact mrs. Halliburton called

up nasty you do her yard I don't care

what it cost let's get mr. Wu back dad I

don't think he's gonna be spreading too

much manure since he won the lottery

speaking of manure yard work in the

spring a classic slice of vintage

Americana and might I add it's a perfect

day for it then why don't you go home

and mow your lawn Eddie yeah my wife's

doing mine of course that's an option

you don't have mrs. cleaver you've

always been a woman of great foresight

now sign here and York out with a city

council will assure victory for the

people of Mayfield yes thank you Eddie

but why do I get the feeling that I

don't want to sign that you and me this

is simply a petition to get rid of those

annoying speed bumps in front of the

grammar schools they're ruining the

shocks on my truck you compare your

shock absorbers to the safety of a small

child

easy there $49 a pair against some kid I

don't even know I'll sleep on it that's

okay no hard feelings

it's a big sweeping Jay

eight sameness beep you do remember how

to spell Theodore don't you mrs.

Halliburton might I say widowhood does

become you

now tell me does that person look

vaguely familiar to you why yes he looks

dangerously close to the kid who was

supposed to help us with the yard work

two hours ago Oh was that today Oliver

just because you're on spring vacation

doesn't mean you don't have to do your

chores right right I'll tell you what

I'll go right upstairs wash up and I'll

call my dad and help you with the other

Oliver what are you doing uh practicing

my moonwalk you know when I was a kid

walking like that only meant one thing I

was trying to hide something in my back

pocket she dad I can't get anything past

you found this comb in the street she's

gonna keep it a slingshot huh dad not a

slingshot a wrist rocket I don't care

what they call them nowadays they're

only good for two things breaking

windows and putting people's eyes out no

dad sling shots we used in the Bible to

do the Lord's work come on Kip tell him

there's nothing wrong with them well do

you have any idea what a marvel fired

from a weapon like this can do a marvel

good idea I've been using rocks and a

discussion but Dad wait she went to

slingshot when you were a kid didn't you

and my dad took it away from me

just like I'm doing now but why because

I said so

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thanks for sticking up your kid brother

come on oh you mean you had don't shot I

mean why he had a mad at both of us

right I'm still working on getting a car

I hope he buys you a Pinto face it Kelly

our Paris to dust like babies not all

the time oh yeah all right then why does

your dad still tell you to go to the

bathroom before a long trip I guess I

got my mom's kidneys and your mom I mean

just a minute ago we were making the

sandwiches be careful with a knife honey

it's sharp

really now that you mention it my dad -

he still based my hook when we go

fishing yeah and my mom still lays my

clothes on my bed and we're gonna go

someplace nice and how about this one

you know how they always say be careful

when we go in bike rides

I mean what are they afraid we're gonna

do say hey there's a freight train let's

see if we can beat it to the crossing

Kelly I got them for box seats to see

the lip is on Stallions oh it's like a

circus there's these beautiful white

horses and they jumped through fire and

do all kinds of things Olli I'm sorry I

just couldn't get anymore otherwise you

know we'd love to take food that's okay

you know I probably rub my bike in front

of him and get trampled Kelly will you

clean up this road now yes now

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what are you doing cleaning my room why

because my mom told me to write and if

your mom told you to jump off a cliff

what are you she never asked me to do

that she gets nervous just watching me

pour hot chocolate

Kelly Kelly Kelly people thought I was

the immature one don't you get it

we are just the puppets and they are

pulling the strings hey I argue didn't

you hear me say now yeah right look I

want you to do something for me go take

a good look in your moms and dads

bedroom then come back and tell me what

you see now

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well their arm is just as nasty as mine

how did you know Kelly a parent is a

parent is a parent you just want to bug

you and whenever you ask him why all

this is because I said so procrastinator

procrastinator why do it now when you

can do it later mom I'll clean my room

but don't tell me show me I don't see

what the big deal is I think my room

looks fine

don't you ollie oh yeah it's a real neat

room Kelly I don't think you understand

I'm not asking you I'm telling you but I

like it this way I see Oliver don't you

have something better to do

oh no nothing better than this I think

you should go Oliver no Ollie stay leave

Oliver

Oh whatever you stand there yelling

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well Abraham Lincoln abolished sl*very a

long time ago that's true and then bat

night he went upstairs and made his

children clean up their rooms but mom

you always tell me not to compare our

family with others Kelly I don't know

what got into you I spent two hours

standing in line to get tickets for

something I think you'll enjoy and this

is the thanks I get

it's my room and I'll clean it when I

want okay young lady then you can stay

in this Pigpen until your father comes

home fine fine fine fine

hey honey we're home whoo hi the slugger

was sure something today he said it

straight for the TiVo Hall of Fame you

should have seen the stop he made on the

screaming line drive mom do you wanna

feel my boy oh wow that's a good one

you should get you some ice oh don't

worry about the Slugger he's tough as

nails

he's not the only one of our children

who has a hard head

your daughter refused to clean up her

room and deliberately defied me

well would you tell her I told her to

wait till her father got home well honey

maybe you're making too big a deal of

this I mean it's spring vacation it's

Saturday and hey look at our room I mean

you don't exactly clean like my mother

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all right hey your mom is under the

impression that you refuse to clean up

your room know what we'll give her that

idea I told her you mind telling me why

I just didn't feel like cleaning it well

now honey what do you think would happen

if I just didn't feel like going to work

every day no one's making you they don't

have to make me because I accept my

responsibilities then how come your room

looks as bad as mine my room is not the

issue here young lady young lady that's

what she called me then she treats me

like a baby who is she what do you think

you do not call your mother she now as

long as you live under this roof you

live by our rules do you understand I

want you to clean up this room this

minute

no all right then you can stay up here

until you do now that means no TV no

visitors no livers on Stallions no

anything

you can stay up here your whole vacation

until you change your attitude is that

understood young lady fine fine

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hi Ali should have seen it it was great

my father never knew what hit him

yeah I've got him right where I want him

now

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I want some action and I want some fun

wanna get out me number one I'll swing

through the trees like Indiana to

scoffs there's nothing that I

something

that reads so the guy world

scouts and me

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you want to do it this it's it is the

hippest and potty album around let's get

to a - fully stacked dance albums for

the price of wine will are still having

sex

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any time

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let's get to it

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bonus cassette will see the absolutely

free let's get to it the essential potty

album get it now Oliver you have to do

that with your fork no

hey did I tell anybody I'm trying out

for the school musical no oh that's

wonderful what are they doing this year

the music man I'm trying out for the

late fat chance

Oliver if you don't have anything

positive to say tonight maybe you should

just excuse yourself fine I probably

won't have anything positive to say

breakfast either this is just ridiculous

we're too nice a family to be carrying

on like this Wally it's been two whole

days now can't you bring Kelly over for

dinner

certainly all she has to do is clean up

her room yes but this has gone on longer

than we thought it would she's never

missed family ties before honey if we

cave in now she'll never listen to us

believe me it's important that we stand

our ground here it's none of my business

but I'm sure there's a more diplomatic

way of dealing with this thanks mom but

I'll handle this my way well continued

success excuse me don't let mom bother

you I'm with you now you stand your

ground what's happening here all my

friends used to say why can't their

families be more like the cleavers maybe

we have been a little rough I don't

think you've done anything wrong can I

say something I think you guys forget

what it's like to be their age I mean

you keep telling them to act like adults

but then you treat them like babies I

thought you wanted a car really dad no

teenagers now they need to hear a better

reason for doing something then because

I said so

yeah it was great you should have been

there you know how they're always

talking and laughing about stuff that's

not even funny yeah well nobody said a

word you're kidding no and then I took

my fork and made that scraping noise

that makes my dad's face twitch that's a

good one take away my wrist rocket huh

tomorrow I'm bringing home a BB g*n

well sure the only way I'm coming out of

this room is if they smoke me out yeah

oh hey I snuck something out for you in

case you were hungry

great I'm starved careful it's still

kind of hot it was a baked potato I

guess you don't want the sour cream

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nice catch

get it together

your gum

coming down the pike

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hey Dad hi guys are you doing home mr.

Rutherford leave town of his guru again

no I'm on my lunch hour

Oliver I'm glad I caught you I didn't do

anything look I know you've been a

little upset with me lately and I

wouldn't want you and I to end up like

uncle Wally and Kelly so you gonna give

me my wrist rocky back no actually I

returned it to the store and I pitched

in a few extra bucks and I got you this

Wow a new fishing rod

hey Kip she got the action on this day

yeah it's pretty nice

hey Dad when I come home with a

switchblade would you buy me a car I

can't want to go fishing in Miller's

pond sounds great let me get my gear

okay hey thanks dad you know I really

wasn't that mad at you

it's just all that Kelly she got me so

worked up

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traitor

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hi grandma

I brought you some lunch Thanks

you been up here for quite a while

haven't you yeah no I didn't know dust

can collect like this think I'm crazy

don't you no no I didn't say that but I

remember when you were a little girl and

your parents had put you to bed you

didn't want to go you'd lie in that bed

cry and kick your feet until they'd let

you out but you know something you

aren't a baby anymore but it's not just

being a stubborn I'm sticking up for my

rights it's a matter of principle I know

and principles mean a lot but sometimes

compromise is even more important

especially with those we love

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if you're here to try to get me to sign

that petition forget it ain't no sweat

one walk through the cemetery I had all

the names I needed how's the prisoner of

Zenda unfortunately she's still holding

out so chances are you won't be using

those lipids on stallion tickets tonight

yeah come on they're in the house I

gotta hand it to you Sam I did you think

you had it in ain't talking about well I

always took you for one of those yuppie

weaklings who let their kids walk all

over I was wrong hey rocking the bad

seed up in her room was a stroke of

genius I would've shut her water off but

believe me Eddie this wasn't by choice

hey don't be so modest I never thought

I'd say this but I'm proud of the way

you raising your kids thanks Eddie you

just showed me what I have to do see ya

hey Sam what about my tickets forget it

we're using them already got a buyer

lined up bucks apiece

hey you don't cross a guy like Benny

Kelly I don't want to hear any arguments

I want you to get dressed we are going

to the Lipizzaner stallions we're gonna

have fun and

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you clean up your room yeah it was

starting to smell like that pie oli made

for Thanksgiving what honey why didn't

you tell us you could have missed the

horse show I know but I didn't want you

to think that that's why I cleaned it

well then why did you I started out

trying to make a point but somewhere

along the line I decided that if I

wanted to be treated like an adult

I should stop acting like a baby so how

can we prevent this from happening again

get a maid honey I know that you feel

like you're almost grown-up yeah but you

still have a ways to go and sometimes as

your parents your mother and I are gonna

have to lay down the law yes but the

next time we do maybe we can try a

little harder to explain why then answer

me this one why is it so important for

me to make my bed every morning

I'm just gonna mess it up at night again

well I Mary Ellen well then why ever

wash your hair or brush your teeth or

change your clothes

yeah okay okay I get the point you know

your mother and I love you very much and

we just have your best interest at heart

okay now you come on and get ready

aren't you forgetting something

sure honey

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mm that's nice dad but I was talking

about my phone

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Fusco crazy day

Jimmy's boy hungry ought to be some

lucky guy's catch of the day you're

under the legal limit they'd have to

throw you back in hey Dad once I got my

test back the markets really bad

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Danny great-tasting goodness is real

chocolate strawberry and caramel when

you take out the garbage

you can have my environment the toilets

would use so much garbage at home we

could fill the MCG to the top every six

weeks by separating the glass the

plastic bottles the aluminium cans the

food scraps and garden waste and the

newspapers you can catch your garbage in

half the truck load of garbage reduced

by the average Australian family each

year is not a pretty sight reducing your

waist will help keep Australia beautiful

it's in your hands Sam straight goes

astray a mother hides a Greek can't keep

up like this is Julia headed for a

breakdown I just got to do this

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