03x16 - Wrap Party

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somebody's dirt

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yeah but they look a lot better in a

minute thanks grandma

see ya Oh dad you owe me five bucks I

passed my history test where'd it go hey

wanna go double or nothing on math no

thanks

you know I don't understand it

I am new shoes and he never wears them

you see the letter from the high school

yeah

they want me to be a chaperone it keeps

junior prom I don't think I'd be

cramping style do you know don't worry

anything terrible he's gonna do is going

to happen after the day care Nicole I

give you three extra ketchup send my

phone number in case you ever break up

with Greg thanks for the ketchup here in

the clay here's three extra ketchup so

the cutest little tomato I know you're

gonna give me grief and you can't even

get up the nerve to ask a girl but the

prom the prom please give Eisenhower

isn't in the White House anymore these

archaic rituals are shallow and

meaningless how many girls have turned

you down for the homecoming queen two

cheerleaders and that girl who stars in

the student film that was confiscated by

the police

don't you think you're setting your

sights just a little high true but the

prom night should be different I want to

go with the kind of girl whose face

could launch a thousand ships at least

whose body can launch a couple hundred

I'd like to go with Nicole but you know

that's not gonna happen look Freddy you

got two weeks to find yourself a date

night I want you to give up okay for me

yeah I'll try I had a boy there's Katie

now I'm gonna go nail down my date and

then we're gonna get you one too okay

hi Katie hi Kip I'm glad you came over

I'll have fries and a diet soda

sure thing look I've been meaning to ask

you something

you know the prom is coming up and

you're not gonna ask me are you

I'm not cuz I'd really like to go with

you you would oh yeah I have this new

job on the weekends and I don't think

that my boss would give me the time off

even for the prom

Kip the man times how long to stay in

the bathroom

well can't give me a couple of days

because I would really like to go with

you crave well let me know as soon as

you find out okay by the way um you

wouldn't by any chance have a friend who

would go with Freddie Haskell would you

okay please don't spoil the moment sir

mom thought I might be able to help you

with the antenna

happy antennas flying get a gander at

this the new neighbors sir yeah pretty

good huh you can't tell the mother from

the daughter until they turn around well

in any case I'm glad I caught you alone

you see sir my life is a shambles I've

nearly lost the will to go on

summer's coming up if I'm lucky maybe

they'll go for that all over - sir

please just this once can I have your

undivided attention why are you always

bothering me well you are my father

looks Sam blood tests for only ninety

two percent accurate back then never

mind

okay okay come on back we're going

inside anyway so what are you whining

about this time now you see Sir my

eclectic tastes of kept you from the

social mainstream life hasn't been ideal

but if I could somehow get the perfect

date I could eliminate years of

mediocrity in one night speak English

I had a primo companion for the junior

prom but right now I don't think I could

get a date with that toothless cafeteria

worker at all that one night when you

got the whole world on a string I'll

never forget my prom it was free what

kids died sounds hard to top it but

getting back to my current problem I

want to go to the prom with a teen

goddess but alas I haven't got your

appeal for the fair but cooler sex son I

know I haven't always been there for you

when you need it but I'm here for you

now no kidding a freak date it's like

getting a great friend your file well

sir since you seem to have such an

excellent grasp of the situation perhaps

you can help defray the cost Freddy

Freddy I'm gonna do you a big favor I'm

gonna let you earn the money yourself

sir I have less than two weeks surely

there's got to be another way not for

you

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you've been you know I'm supposed to

help Duffy study for his test I'm sorry

honey but I had to stop by the hospital

and see Eddie Haskell what happened it's

working on his antenna and he fell off

the roof he should be okay that's good

well let's go Duffy's not getting any

smarter Thank You Kelly I want to talk

to you at the hospital mr. cleaver but

with all my father's screaming it really

didn't seem appropriate

Freddy whatever you're gonna hit my dad

at 4:00 it has to wait one moment sir

Kelly you're really growing up too fast

nothing drove that for more than seeing

you at the mall last Saturday getting

your ears pierced an event which if

memory serves correctly your mother said

would coincide directly with her

untimely death dad you guys take all the

time you need I'll go call Duffy and

tell him I can't make it what the heck

he's not exactly headed for medical

school sir I find myself in need of your

excellent counsel well I'm sorry Freddie

but you know this is getting to be a

habit giving you advice is not my job

I'm not your father there seems to be a

lot of that going around how can I help

you well sir the junior prom is fast

approaching a chance to share a classic

rite of passage but alas the girl of my

dreams is beyond my physical reach so it

looks like this will become just another

painful adolescent memory that'll haunt

me for the rest of my life 20 bucks help

oh please sir I can't take that of

course you can no I can't it's not

nearly enough well how much do you need

well with the tux and the limousine and

the sunrise helicopter ride it comes to

a grand total of 500 bucks

but I've Reeves nearly $200 through the

sale on my personal assets and the

leasing of my Python to a kid who hates

his sister's cat good luck Freddie

mr. cleaver uncle Wally remember when I

used to call you that I'm not looking

for a handout just a hand alone and I'll

pay you back every cent

it is collateral I'm offering you this

you mean you'd hock your guitar the

guitar you used to write fire in the gym

hey I'd give you my mother's wedding

ring if my father hadn't gotten to it

first all right look Freddie my wife

doesn't need to know about this thank

you thank you thank you uncle Wally

you've just made a big deposit into the

Karma Bank

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Thank You Pete how you doing Nicole nice

up all the time

no you haven't worn it since that Girls

Club car wash in September all right

Haskell make this quick I know how to

start rumors

first of all tense I just like to say

thanks for taking this meeting for years

I've been enamored with your dazzling

personality spectacular good looks and

questionable reputation my heart soar

like an eagle if you'd allow me to

escort you to the prom

damn okay wait are you 100 bucks fifty

up front and 15 when I take you home

a hundred bucks what kind of person do

you take me for okay two hundred pick me

up at 8:00 come to the back door

Freddie I just saw it test kiss you what

you do pay yeah it's an America great

Kevin is so cute this morning he asked

me how does the hair on your arms know

when to stop growing but the hair on

your head doesn't repair it - hey how

does the hair on your arms no one's done

thank you

oh hey Nicole how's it going terrible

I'm too depressed to even go to my nail

appointments what's wrong

Greg and I broke up oh that's terrible

and now I don't have a date for the prom

oh come on Nicole there's a million guys

to give up their fake IDs to go to the

prom with you would you are you kidding

fantastic it'll be a night we will never

forget

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funny mini tip I thought you would

believe the prom with Kitty yeah well I

asked her but she never got back to me

about worse I guess

liddie my boss said that he would

absolutely not give me the night off for

the prom

Oh too bad so I quit never forget

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don't go away

you leave it to Viru we'll be right back

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hey Kip you want to go down to Texas

Texan are you okay what's the matter I'm

in deep trouble

yep no matter what the problem is

your dad's been there I can help I've

got two dates for the prom well you've

really messed up this time I thought you

were gonna go with Katie well I asked

Katie she didn't give me a definite yes

and then Nicole asked me and I Oh dad

this girl she's been out with college

yes so who do I take beats me if you ask

Katie first I say she's the one you

should take dad you get a vote too

Kip I think you know what you gotta do

hello

Acadia this is Theodore cleaver

Kip's father I've been pips father for

some time how well did Kip's being

grounded from the prom why is he

grounded well well you know the thing he

did the last time he was grounded well

she did it again well I'm sure you'll

find another job soon

this is futile cleaver keeps father's

saying goodbye

I'm on a roll anyone elses left you want

me to shatter your horses I'm coming I'm

a doctor and I test medical equipment my

spare time that's great is Freddie here

I'm dr. Haskell Freddie whoo

yes what a surprise this is the young

lady I'm takin to the prom

money well-spent I was just on the phone

making sure our limos gonna have a TV

not that we're gonna be watching it much

I don't have time to argue I just wanted

to show you what I was wearing for the

prom

Wow knew you'd like it Wow yeah I'm

picking out the shoes that go with it

tomorrow

Tess Tess dear sweet confused luscious

child it was nothing about addressing

the deal I know but if I wear great

dress maybe people won't know that I'm

with you don't you just buy the dress

where at that night and return it the

next day like my father makes my mother

do to you but if I paid for the dress we

have to forgo the limo the chauffeur and

the mariachis band no dress no test

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yeah I've got to talk to you hey I gotta

talk to you too now what do you like

best the regular tux or the top hat with

tails now I sort of like the top hat

with tails but I'm afraid I might look

like mr. peanut yep I'm getting back

with Greg so you mean the prom is our

last date no you don't seem to

understand I'm going to the prom with

Greg how can you do that I mean you

don't know what I had to do to keep this

date come on be happy for me I can't

believe you're being so insensitive

about me I mean the promise tomorrow

night my goodness

you're right I have so many things to do

okay it's it's great to see you I is

that new blast no I got terrific news

you can go to the prom my dad changed

his mind

oh hi about the same time Nicole got

back with Greg oh you know

look Katie I'm really sorry I was a jerk

I'd really like to make it up to you why

don't you let me take you to the prom

okay sorry but I'm going with Mackenzie

the vice president of the Polka Clarke

would you like me to break my date with

him you do that absolutely not I would

never do to anyone what you did to me

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you know give it's really a good thing

we didn't go to the prom tonight my hair

doesn't look its best

yeah money I'm saving I bet I could get

a great stereo for the car I don't have

yet you know when you think about it the

two of us really lucked out tonight yeah

well yeah sure did please God send me to

my prom yeah I know how you feel no

offense but you're the last person I

thought I was gonna be spending tonight

with ditto by the way I get the window

seat on the helicopter ride hey can I

borrow 10 bucks what are you gonna do

with all that moolah squirt buy a new

basket for your bicycle hey actually

Frederick I have a date and no money

changed hands well boys don't wait up

this night just keeps getting better and

better

just think pretty soon everybody will be

coming in the gym saying boy in a couple

hours we can get out of here and have

some real fun hey guys how's it going

evening mr. cleaver why that's a

handsome tux you're wearing how do you

like it you know I got on the family

discount even though Kip how to return

his thanks for minding me dad come on

guys don't be silly just go stag I'll

throw out a couple guys and you can move

in on their dates but I think we're

better off staying here when no one can

see us this isn't the end of the world

you know I didn't do so good at my

junior prom either

I took fire at Rutherford and as soon as

I got there she dumped me for another

guy just cause he had a better car well

yeah but at least you got there

we can't let this one night scar your

whole high school career i mean life

goes on well I gotta go hey I got you

some great movies and your grandmother

made you a whole pan full of brownies

brownies I'm so sad

I was treated to Tobin I'm really so mad

cuz I'm gonna

we're dancing slow

that prowl

see it's you miss oh man Bonita kazar

won't use a g*n

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and maybe graduation all right hey at

least we were able to turn our pain into

inspiration yeah I feel great yeah me

too right now all the kids are

distracting the chaperone so if Mario

can spiked the punch

yeah but proms come and go but a good

buddy lasts forever you said it pal

Nicole what are you doing here Greg and

I got in a fight he didn't get me an

corsage and then in the car he was all

over me and his mom was driving you want

to use my phone no I want you to take me

to the prom me really

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I can't

I couldn't leave my best buddy alone

thanks skip oh I understand so how about

you Freddie want to go you bet ready

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