01x26 - Punching In

[bunniefuu]

at one time or another every young

person decides they have to prove

themselves to those who doubt their

capabilities but if they're not careful

sometimes the only thing proven is that

they've bitten off more than they can

chew and that's what our stories about

at this episode of still the beaver

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hey how's my favorite cousin doing your

homework No JJ's see I'm trying to earn

my junior shipments a friendship patch

but I figure if you just someone snap so

much you gotta be their friend hmm how

about your thriftiness batch you uh you

still saving a quarter a day yep and in

three months now

I even had empty new mayonnaise jar till

the old one got filled up Kelly

are you familiar with the term venture

capital Kelly honey are you sure that

the fathers have to wear these outfits -

okay I wouldn't want to end up doing

time and chipmunk jail Jeff are you here

for anything besides a cheap laugh

trying to leave the quarters out of me I

am NOT daya was just teaching Kelly the

basics of money management broke again

huh

this time I need money for something

really important I just got to take Beth

to see Bruce Springsteen dad turn you

down you think he'd be hitting me after

course if uncle Veera talked up any back

it's not like you went to high school a

girl expects more from the guy than

Jerry cope with your straws I tell you

what just between you and me I'll loan

you the money for the console that is

uncle Wally you're gonna have enough for

best ticket to your red-handed oh

it's not what you think peeve Kip just

asked me to change a hundred

nice try but Oliver already told me he

saw keep going through the couch for

change thanks anyway

just out of curiosity yeah

what's the money for this time

Springsteen

she only tours every three or four years

come on

I'll never ask for another loan again I

won't even go to college if you don't

want me to get a nice allowance already

but Dad a guy in high school needs extra

spending money if he doesn't want to be

a social outcast no that's not true

hope he had a checking account but he

still headed up at the prom with his

housekeeper I can't help it if Beth

likes going to concerts and movies and

junk and just go out with cheaper girls

[Laughter]

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you know what I mean you know you're

just gonna have to start learning to

budget yourself better

The Rolling Stones have a song you can't

always get what you want

oh yeah they also have a song I can't

get no satisfaction my favorite word

hey you get off of my cloud 96

I'm sorry sign but you know it's getting

the point where you're just never gonna

be able to pay back all this money

you're borrowing I'll get a job and I'll

start paying for all my own stuff from

now on you won't even have to support me

anymore

yeah don't start making a lot of

promises you have no intention of

keeping now what have I ever done that

your paper route you don't like what

about the snow shoveling incorporated

now wait a second that wasn't his fault

it was a warm winter those were kid jobs

hey school now exactly you have a lot

more responsibilities homework sports

your friends make it fit job into

part-time after school you'll see

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what it did I can't find a job but dog

takes my lunch and now I got a flat

cheer up Conchita all afternoon even

moping around like that kid in ordinary

people I can't help it

I've been to 15 different places and

nobody wants to hire me it's your

attitude you could have had that last

job Freddie

there's no way I could have convinced

that guy with the pharmacist I've had

about all I'm gonna take from you you

come in late you insult my customers and

now I catch you stealing radiator caps

you lucky I don't call the cops

you're fired

do you hear that

it must be faith going in there getting

that guy's job you a pump jockey I picks

you more the type of guy to be someone

ladies shoes door-to-door this job is my

name on it so does your underwear but I

wouldn't want to work

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excuse me sir can I ask you something

no I heard you had a job opening I'm Kip

cleaver not the kid Cleveland

look mr. cleaver you you look a little

young never work around cars well sure

whenever my grandma and I go to the

self-serve Oh an idea which I'm

completely against I pumped again and

even empty the litter bag impressive

what's a kid your age want a job for

anyway

you were ad in a rec room to your tree

house there's this girl I like yeah I

know what that's like you know I got my

first job to impress my wife of course

we were already married five years at

the time and since I don't own the car I

won't be ripping off radiator caps or

anything so what are you saying

what the heck I'll give you a shot

thanks mr. Tubbs but you call me Verna

hey boss I got your dinner

I said dinner

I don't mind I'll get it myself

oh this kid's gonna be taking over for a

era I want you to show him the ropes

I mean sure what to do hey come on

what's your name kit we don't have one

of those well welcome to a varnish will

serve buzz

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so what'd you do at Duffy's all day well

first we're gonna play space shuttle and

his mom station wagon but she never came

home so we were gonna climb in a big

tree there were red ants all over it so

we spent the rest of the time looking at

his brothers athlete's feet

here we are looks good mom

Oh wowie how are your day today

well if you're hungry don't ask Aquaman

no I'm only buzzed at work work I've got

a job a real job in Burnsville sir I

even get to call the owner Verne and the

sweet guy I work with

whoa hold it you're working at a gas

station uh-huh and I'm making big money

too I already ordered Springsteen

tickets well I'm gonna go get cleaned up

then after dinner we'll go outside and

I'll check everybody's tire pressure

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[Applause]

it'll be okay a couple hours after

school won't k*ll them hope you're right

get a job at the blacksmith

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are you two gonna watch me all day ah if

I give you presents go away I mean

another man come in Wow my brother would

amount to anything

better do it guys well mr. mrs. Goodrich

are you up to it

getting lube jobs for your tricycle Oh

Freddie Haskell wait till I'm old enough

to kind of those dirty names you taught

me it's off the grease King rich I get

my first paycheck today as pointed uns

would have it I've arranged an intimate

rendezvous at the Mahoney twins us the

Mahoney twins all right

I figure with your doing my good looks

we can take them out for the best pizza

they ever ate did you check next week's

schedule Hey

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hey this is so much for sixteen dollars

makes sense and more than that Max is my

boy federal winking little something for

the governor plus five bucks for laundry

every week you betcha

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hey brighten up Bullwinkle enough for

tonight's festivities you just pretend

you're not hungry

yeah I guess so see you tomorrow

hey hey hey hey hey what are you going

hey got a date but tonight you're

working till closing I wish I could but

uh it's Friday and I plant you

understand

look understand this you're not just

setting the table for your grandma here

you know a lot of people would like to

have good job no if she won't work late

I'll just find somebody who will lovely

man your boss schedule for next week

here's me working Friday and Saturday

night

I'm gonna miss Springsteen

I'm sure he'll miss you too man Wow

familiar story Howard Hughes spent his

whole life making a fortune but he died

feeble and alone

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here either well nevermind here you're

missing socks will show up someplace I

never really thought about it one

shoelace always breaks first you go no

you tie them same you run at times and

how come your hair grows long on one

side ask your teachers dear that's what

you're paid for hey Jeff duckies outside

waiting for you she's trying to come up

he's covered in mud Oh favor I'm worried

about kid mom you're always worried

about somebody I assure you it isn't a

hobby I usually have a good reason just

look at this work schedule Kip is

working both nights this weekend at all

day on Saturday I think Oliver is old

enough to start mowing the lawn beaver

it's time to make him quit I can't do

that mom that didn't even make you more

determined to prove himself well look on

the bright side

maybe's grades will get so bad we'll

have a reason to make him quit

the bright side

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realest buzz my homework yeah sorry I

quit no you can't quit no I mean that's

cool

why would I stay I'm 17 and I got

everything I worked on my car all day

I just bought a brand-new color TV and

next month I'm getting married good and

they used to call me a loser yeah get

that we bus I hate Co breeders

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[Applause]

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no Kelly has to uh keep in there next to

the desk plush toys thanks skip you're a

lifesaver

well I haven't seen much of you lately

but I guess his jobs keeping you pretty

busy huh but I like it I'm really

cleaning up here we know oh no it's okay

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this job is a smart move do that call

there it's out oh yeah that's a real I

grabbed it three years on the job and I

could own one just like it

kids you really think you're gonna be

working here for three years I'd be

stupid leave I mean how many guys my age

can afford to pay a chicken agent but

third row Springsteen see ya be even

neater if you're actually gonna sit them

Kip why don't you come to work at my

office I could use somebody a couple

hours a day thanks for the offer but I

think the only thing working for you

would prove is that I got a need uncle

look don't forget why you took this job

in the first place

so you could afford to have fun

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I just can't

Eddie fine discussion close friendship

over fill er up mr. Alford yeah don't

spill any on the paint sure

worry about your paint job not about my

feelings Eddie I can't let you drive the

car this thing costs more than your

house

why not you're my best friend tell that

to Wally toobut they don't mean it I

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would buy my insurance this doesn't

allow it

all I ask is to drive her a few blocks

see what she'll do on the corners I'll

never make enough money to have a car

like this

legally it's against my better judgment

go on it make sure your hands are clean

hey 13 there hey hey keep your feet off

the upholstery here's ten bucks you

can't

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are you done testing yet just kidding it

hey you're flooding em on wait a second

I smell diesel hey you're right

hey Kip get over here sorry forgot hey

did you put diesel in my car

well sure our Mercedes take diesel not

this one

do you realize what you've done do you

have any idea what it cost to rebuild

this engine hey what's going on out here

your employee just filled my car with

diesel it's ruined

diesel well I didn't know

let me get a hose I'll suck it out okay

don't worry sir I'm insured the whole

thing will be taken care of

hey it better be I don't know if you

know this my family is very big in this

town in any town yes for you buzz you're

working mornings and Sundays to make up

a deductible something like this never

happens again I'm gonna make it happen

again because I quit

hey that big Kip don't think any lip

from the grease monkey

you can't quit until you settle up fine

keep my last two paychecks then this

just wasn't worth it anymore buy out and

don't worry still gonna be best man at

my wedding after witnessing this

afternoon's episode duh I must say I'd

be hesitant to bring my Mercedes here

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good afternoon mrs. cleaver hello

Freddie before I get to the purpose of

my visit I just like to extend my deep

appreciation to you and the City Council

for the completion of the Elm Street

drainage canal well thank you Freddie

it's feedback from sitting inside you

that make it all worthwhile if you're

looking for Kip he's down at the Pulsar

actually I just stopped by to return his

concert tickets now that he's available

to attend the performance well how nice

you got the night off after all she'll

probably have an abundance of nights off

now that he's joined the ranks of an

unemployed it got fired closed he quit

something about an altercation with your

business partner mr. Rutherford and his

pretentious status symbol I just knew

something like this would happen

I should have put my foot down weeks ago

don't be too hard on young Kip the past

month is reduced the young lad to a mere

shadow of his former self

any more stress and I'd rather not

speculate on the outcome well we'll

certainly take that under advisement

good day

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holder right there camp your father

wants to talk to you yeah sort of have

to talk to you about something - well

I'm afraid you're gonna hate me for this

but you're gonna have to quit your job

but Dad no buts you're always tired

you're constantly missing dinner and

most the time you look like you slept in

a tar pit

you're gonna quit and that's final you

want me to quit no you're going to quit

what I don't start up about needing more

money because I'm raising your allowance

I also got back your concert tickets

you're gonna take that tomorrow night

and I expect you to have a good time do

my best I'm glad that's settled Oh was

there something you want to talk to me

about yeah mr. Rutherford's gonna need a

ride to work on Monday

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dr. Livingstone I presume all right

Eddie what do you want well the reason I

came by is cuz I got tickets to the

fights but forget it in that outfit

you'd never make it through the parking

lot alive

look Eddie this happens to be very

important to Kelly okay hey doing things

for your kid is one thing but you're the

only guy I know that walk the streets

looking like that hey let's go Wally

we'll be late I kind of meet some new

people

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