02x25 - Material Girl

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every time I go the dentist to give me a

lollipop because he's a very smart

dentist honey you can wear that skirt

when you're older when I'm dead taste it

can I get one please well they are cute

why not how much good t-shirt

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five dollars my dress didn't cost that

much

GJ even has flame oh honey JJ has five

of everything including psychiatrist oh

I won't sleep with food in my bed

anymore and I'll quit making cricket

noises at church and I'll even marry

whoever you want me to okay look I'll

tell you what we'll take some of dads

old t-shirts I'll buy you the paints and

you can make some of your own Kelly

cleaver originals that sound okay I

guess up now let's talk about those

cricket sounds

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bye honey have a good day

love you

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cheer up Kelly school hasn't even

started yet

I left my lunch in my dad's car

I don't have any money I'm gonna starve

I brought my lunch today you can have

what I don't finish no wonder you don't

have any money those hands and t-shirts

cost a fortune

not this one I made it myself you made

this amazing I thought the only talent

you had was gift wrapping Wow

I just wants to have a shirt like that

Kelly made it herself

really I thought you can do it's good

fracture how much oh I'd do it for free

Kelly are you familiar with the American

dream it means a steady heart go to a

good college get married and have a

beautiful family that's the old dream

I'm talking the new dream

I'm Bridal capitalism she wants that

shirt charge her through the nose we'll

be partners you're telling my brains and

can't move I don't know anything about

business sure you do we had that dog

walking service remember now I'm still

upset about rusty Kelly I know about

these things

he'll never beg for lunch money again

all right partners now what I do go back

to maxi and soak her

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prepare the transit beam lieutenant

nomadic we are unable to activate

captain first Lords orc is jamming the

signal

and find a way to run challenger go to

the fate of our planet it's take the

proton cannon order

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so what shiftless with joy

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short spine works but perhaps one day

the universe won't need the light of the

Alliance to keep galactic peace

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what a great show wouldn't you just love

to meet those guys especially rammed our

I like to see what's one of his heads

are real well you can find out on

Saturday oh wow the quiz convention

tickets the whole cruel be there and

they still the neatest stuff two-way

walkie talkies authentic patches and

real proton cannons thanks dad

anytime hey I gotta get back to the

office so in the words of lieutenant

nomads be well

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yeah what if I told you without drinking

out of the carton sorry grandma I wasn't

blowing bubbles or anything time we go

to that market every time they bag our

groceries they get our stuff all mixed

up

there's your sponges oh here's your

Mexicali corn ah good afternoon mrs.

cleavers when I see you two in the

kitchen I know that all is right with

the world

when I see you I want to I still can't

say it I'm kind of like the son that you

never have put the liberty of bringing

this box of t-shirts in from your car we

appreciate it

what's matter is Bieber having that

problem with his sweat glands again

those are for Kelly's designer t-shirt

yeah she's doing pretty well to all the

girls at school wearing K shirts and I

take my hat off to her hear this funny

little child of privilege is out making

a buck all my kid ever does is sit

around and study and read college

pamphlets you're ready we'll come around

and I don't know there's a lot of his

mother in them mm-hmm got some more

chicken there you go boy what a good

eater

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hello mr. glazier oh hi either and how

are you today no time for idle chitchat

we got orders to fill Oh has the staff

arrived you have a staff they're really

just unskilled laborers we couldn't pay

them a decent wage so we gave them

titles Wow what are you so happy about

you're not thinking of growing your

beard again are you girl has a staff can

you believe it

hi Olli hey Mary Ellen where's the time

clock you work for Kelly too

oh yeah this money's gonna make the

difference between buying a real proton

cannon I'm just a fake pair of sideburns

oh happy painting

Thanks I'll see you guys at the company

picnic honey do you think maybe this is

getting a little out of hand

oh don't worry oh oh by the way I forgot

to tell you you're in charge of potato

salad she's up there painting day and

night that's good for she's developing

skill she can draw on for the rest of

her life

well I just hope it doesn't get any

bigger than this yeah we'll know more

about that after Kelly and I have our

business lunch tomorrow

oh don't worry I won't let her have more

than two martinis

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that's very interesting presentation Oh

catch up on course now miss cleaver why

do you feel like you should be

considered for this loan I think my new

collection speaks for itself as you can

see I use only the highest quality

materials no shrinkage and no plating

and as you know I walk out of my room so

there's very little overhead you do seem

to have your operation running smoothly

I need to rush into a big decision like

this

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it's all very well and good honey but

dumb this is business

I know and I need the money so that I

can become a successful businessman like

the lady with all the makeup on dynasty

well you're a good risk and if there are

any problems I certainly know where to

find you

the money's yours mr. cleaver nice grip

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you're not you smell good here

but all supplied the fun if you supply

the bandages may choose us somehow let's

pick up the pace

isn't it great Tom yet look I told you

if you didn't put out ten shirts this

hour there'd be no break we did nine

it's not close enough that's the kind of

thinking that'll keep you on the

assembly line now that's a work and make

a squiggle thicker yeah the boss of me

I've had enough of your lip cleaver

you're not paid to talk get ready to Pat

me on the back Sunday is Nancy Tremont's

2016 party and she wants to give our

t-shirts away as party favors how many

10 15 try 40 you know what this means

don't you yeah I can get my own

apartment

no 2up production on the line stop

listen up I've got great news there's

gonna be a little something extra in

your paycheck this week because we're

working all weekend Kelly I can't work

this weekend dads taking me to the

Galaxy Quest convention what's more

important being financially independent

I'm being surrounded by a bunch of bad

actors they're not actors they're real

guys and I'm going well don't expect to

have a job on Monday you're firing me

cousin I can't have two sets of rules if

I give you the day off they don't have

to give everybody else the day off and

then I can't fill my orders and I'm out

of business turn in your apron

what are you all gawking at back toward

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leave I don't care I can get third

graders for half of what I pay you

didn't never those people come on

Heather we better get cracking we've got

a lot of work to do but it's my sister's

birthday tomorrow

and I gotta be there she's only two

years old she won't remember if you were

there please try and understand

I gotta go if you walk out this door

we're not partners or friends anymore

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I don't need you I don't eat anybody I'm

a the first one and I can make the rest

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what's everybody going

I'm sorry mrs. cleaver in a way it's all

my fault

Heather speak English

Kelly's caught up in that new American

dream she built an empire only to find

out how lonely it is at the top Heather

what happened everyone quit she drove us

to it Oh mrs. cleaver your potato salad

was wonderful but it could he used a

touch of paprika

oh hi Heather how's business

they never meant any harm hi honey

hi uh what was that all about well I

think Kelly incited a labor dispute her

staff just walked out oh well everybody

hates their boss why I always been going

a little overboard I think it's time we

staged a friendly takeover of K shirt

limited before this is great training

for I think it's important for Kelly to

realize that she can grow up to be

anything she wants to be girls can be

chairman of the board too you know she

doesn't have to be just a housewife

you're my wife you're the mother of my

children you are the heart and soul of

this house you're not just a for lack of

a better word you know what about the

seven years I spent his fashion editor

for parents Circle magazine doesn't that

count for anything that was great

training to train my career on the same

level as Kelly's shirt I didn't mean it

I'm I mean your article on the return of

knee socks was brilliant and not only

that I'm continually in awe of the way

you're able to juggle the the myriad of

responsibilities of running this home in

other words I'm just a housewife Hey

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why you sure look ready to defend our

universe yeah and I'm gonna give me a

proton cannon and blast Kelly all the

way from here to the swamps of : Kelly

but I don't think you should blast her

all the way to coal are you fired me

then I was the one that got the spider

out of her nose get mad at each other

even though they're very close I got

terribly upset with your grandfather

once it was over his Christmas bonus you

see he wanted to go to Atlantic City for

two weeks and I thought we should spend

the money on a brand-new 18 cubic foot

Bendix refrigerator I thought he was

being so selfish

did we argue so what happened we went to

Atlantic City the old refrigerator

lasted for another five years

Grima what does that have to do with me

and Kelly well maybe it wasn't the best

example I love telling that story Oliver

I think what I'm trying to tell you is

that even people that care about each

other can have an argument I think you

two are going to be friends again in no

time I doubt it look Kelly's gonna

realize that she's still a little girl

and little girls and little boys jobs

and a half fun both you've got years and

years before you have to be responsible

adults

well journey long life

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if you love the excitement t-shirts

today only $4 Campion t-shirts and we $3

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how's sales going oh great

these are all sold the kids are gonna

pick them up here Kelly you have a lot

of abilities but mine isn't one of them

business is way down I can't do it alone

will you come back please

I'd like to Kelly I can't go back to

that rat race life's too short

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I'm gonna give you a sneak preview on my

new line hey your prizes forget it

look what I got for a dollar ninety-nine

that's less than it cost me to make one

where'd you get it

Lisa Nakamura better hurry

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foreign competition

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indignant you think I'm being indignant

last week I was indignant today I'm

enraged now you can forget about the

settlement I'll see you in court

creep hi dad what happened

this idiot on the phone is come on Ian

honey don't mind me I'm just in a bad

mood come on in it's always good to see

my little go-getter

I haven't been here in a long time I

remember mom used to bring me by and I

used to sit on your lap and tight yeah

you're always much faster than my

secretary more accurate to look at you

now a successful designer you know honey

I am very proud of you your mother

didn't say anything about going back to

work did she

no why would she want to do that she

told me she loved being a housewife so

well what can I do for you I hey isn't

that the trophy from the Springfield

game sure I know all about that state

championships five seconds left

you took the ball at midcourt the crowd

began to chant

but honey I'm sure that you didn't come

here to relive great moments in sports

history and it was 39 feet dad I'm here

about business uh could you wait a

little longer for me to pay you back on

that loan oh I've had a few snags

nothing I can't handle

I just need some more time well how much

time do you need thirty years honey you

were doing so well what happened well

there's a lot of reasons competition

styles change and I guess people can to

people like you I just wanted the

business to go so well soon that's all I

cared about I don't blame everybody for

walking out on me honey you made a

mistake but you know in every business

the most important thing is the bottom

line

what's that well that's how you stand

after you add up your profit and losses

well I've got our losses not if you

realize that you let the business get

the best of you

you know there's a corny old saying that

it's nice to be important but it's more

important to be nice well wasn't very

nice but just remember that and if you

do this whole experience will have been

very profitable whether you become a

corporate president or decide to raise a

family like your mom well we'll just

extend it heck we do it with Argentina

all the time

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let's go get some lunch and this time

it's on me

why Dane item activate on deflector

shields what do shields inoperative sir

enemy in three seconds what we do

captain hold on to something

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I can't believe this to show this pile

of junk it's stupid it's unrealistic the

story's bad the acting still of

brilliant

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mixed with that gross cartoon connection

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