02x21 - I Had It All

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is he any better I'm not sure his fevers

down but he thinks I'm Tina Turner I

came as soon as I heard the bad news

Thank You smama nucleosis the kissy

Kissy disease no with all the

antibiotics and private room and lengthy

recovery you're gonna be sending a lot

of doctors did you make of this summer

Eddie why don't you down to pathology

and pick yourself out of brain what's

the rush I brought the kid some flowers

he'll uncharacteristically thoughtful of

you yeah the guy in the next room under

the sheet we'll never miss him well

notice tomorrow you'll have a whole

roomful delirious

I had a No

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dad why do I have to get all dressed up

just cuz some girls coming over they

keeps got the hots for you're gonna let

your son talk like that

Oliver you shouldn't use an expression

like that because someday you're gonna

bring a young lady over to dinner that

you have the hots for my girl over here

is if I wanted Kip to hold down Melissa

hench low while I put speedboat okay I

think I got everything

trim the hedges we do the lawn and wash

the cars no she won't be here for

another 10 minutes

why don't you paint the house Sean Oh

go clean your nails have to there's

steel wool under the sink dad you and I

we can talk right don't worry we're not

gonna drag out any of your old baby

pictures and show them to Lori Thanks

but what I wanted to discuss was that

funny little thing you say every night

right before dinner Oliver get that

thing out of here no no the other one

Oh time to strap on the old feedbag

right right could you please not say

that tonight I think I understand

thanks okay guys now here's a list of

things Lord find interesting to talk

about now if you don't know anything

about any of these topics please don't

fake it

what's an angle Boingo it's a band yep

you know my boys have been bringing

girls home for dinner for 25 years and

we haven't lost one yet I'm sorry

grandma I just want everything to go so

well I just got carried away peace

she hates Peas there's peas all over

this salad

look at this Lori's grandfather is one

of the inventors of the modern day light

switch yeah and ER and is married to one

of the original Mouseketeer

oh and be careful with that night

balling but I want those toothpicks

sharp thanks for coming guys

wait where's uncle Wally he's playing

basketball how could he it's the lawyer

League playoffs he had no choice then we

meet him tonight I mean they're playing

the ACLU nice to be here for dessert as

long as it doesn't go into overtime oh

great

there was the seating arrangements wait

a second Kevin's not wearing that is he

what's wrong with it

well he looks like a girl can't you put

a baseball cap on him or something I

don't know just tattoo an anchor on his

arm

Kenneth don't forget some point tonight

you got to get Laurie alone so you

didn't find out what she really thinks

about me do you really want to know

thanks for walking in land I'm kind of

shaky about meeting Kip's entire family

tonight you're lucky the only time I've

ever been to my chest pop that's when

his parents are out of town quick me

again whoa yeah it'll relax everything's

gonna be fun I keep so sweet

yeah he is I still can't believe I spent

a whole year sitting next to an English

class and the only thing I ever sent him

was you have ink all over your mouth you

look so handsome in the balloon and now

you're having dinner with his family all

chuck he ever wants to do is take me out

behind the boathouse I don't know if I

can do this you'll have a great time bye

bye wait ah hi you're here

I guess the directions were okay cap I

only lived three blocks so hey con it hi

I hope to travel to Europe someday to

everybody this is Laurie Hayes hi hi

Laurie

I'm Kip's father his name is Theodore

can't be you didn't tell me your

father's so young hi I'm Kip Aunt Mary

Ellen nice to meet you your baby's

beautiful oh thank you

how does she seem to six months oh this

is Oliver

oh you'll no doubt run into in Paris

someday and right over here this is my

cousin Kelly

uh hi hi speak to you alone for a moment

not yet my uncle Wally will be here for

dessert is some pressing legal matters

to attend to

it's wonderful meeting y'all I've heard

so many nice things about you alright

everybody time to strap on the old

feedbag

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I'm really sorry about dinner tonight

George why everything is delicious

I met the P you found your salad yep I

think your family's very sweet and so

are you well uh good night good night

I guess I better be going huh yeah I

guess good night I had fun you know me

too goodbye goodbye

by

but

by Chloe when I get home okay

oh wait you forgot your sweater really

didn't forget it you see I um I want you

to have it because um it's kind of hard

for me I'm practicing for a whole week I

think I'd have it down pat by now

see I yeah hey I never really felt this

way of a woman before and uh um I was

wondering if you'd like to go steady you

mean be your girlfriend you don't have

to if you don't want Oh Kip I'd love to

go steady with you really really honest

on it

the boy I was telling you about

Kip cleaver the beavers boy yes sir good

night can hit I I guess I better be

going

yeah I guess good night good night

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goodnight

tonight

goodnight camp

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listen to Kipps latest softly star shine

in the night so still I cast my love

from a lonely hill for life is bleak and

I cannot sleep for win recap so far

apart well at least he's good at sports

oh my god what don't think it's a sneak

preview of the new Tom Cruise movie you

know some people think I look like him

okay wait wait there's more

I uh talked to the manager you said he

drove off our seats for tonight f-3

enough for I wish I could go but I have

to work tonight tonight

yeah Gordy was fired he kept forgetting

to wash his hands but after tonight it

won't be a sneak preview anymore yep I'm

sorry I'd love to go but I just can't

call Freddie he'll go no no his coal

breaks are getting ready to hatch take

Lynn then Oh wouldn't be the same you

wouldn't want another woman sitting in

f3 would you no offense no I insist it's

not my boyfriend of my best friend got

to know each other better

did you like the movie it was great you

know you do look like Tom Cruise this is

my house mmm nice lawn

yeah dad finally gave in and hired a

gardener Monday night did you have to

leave so soon no I guess I could stay a

minute

Laurie read me one of your poems it's

that a lot oh yeah which one the one

about the shining star and a lonely hill

you should hear the one about the wind

it's getting late

you know it's funny we talk more tonight

than we do the whole year in English

class you know what I remember about

that class I remember the ways to sit at

your desk and twirl your hair with your

fingers

goodnight

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tonight

adios

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Laurie doesn't have to know about this

you've known her longer than I have

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kara breakfast is ready

hello Lori come on in hi mrs. cleaver

I thought I'd surprise camp and walk to

school with him this morning well

there's nothing like variety to spice up

a relationship

watch your breakfast no peace thanks I

already ate I know to sleep till the

morning comes I dream about nobody but

you it works

how was the movie good fine great

started on time and everything did learn

like Lynn Oh your friend that girl that

came along let's go your breakfast was

great thanks grandma let's go get this

down and eat now if you'll excuse me I'm

gonna get dressed I have a city council

meeting Lori thank you so much for that

Boinga Boinga tape uh yeah we we put our

popcorn bucket in the trash we left you

did walk around didn't you yeah real bad

yeah great

listen I don't have to work after school

today do you want to go to the mall why

wouldn't I I mean we're going steady

aren't we sure 11 days 11 wonderful

things do you mind if Flynn comes alone

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hi dad do you know what time it is after

11:30 or you wouldn't be asking if this

is becoming quite a habit I mean you're

falling behind in school and you can

hardly drag yourself out of bed in the

morning dad I'm fine honest I'm just a

little tired okay

look I like Lori too but I think you're

spending too much time with her

Lori's only half the problem well Kleber

what a surprise I can't remember the

last time you visited Latvia they

Haskell I can it was the night Freddie

talked Kip and they're filling the

Gleeson's hot tub with instant rice that

was my idea

Maryann said I might be able to find

Wally over here yeah you just missed him

he went down to the gym to work on his

free throws after he choked in that game

against the ACLU well I guess I'll let

you get back to doing whatever it is you

do all day your mommy will save you some

cookies and milk let's do the fat so to

speak you keep a cooler in your living

room hey after seven or eight of these

babies who wants to go all the way to

the kitchen well it's been lovely

congratulations I understand your kids

become quite the operator two babes at

once who told you I happen to be

listening in on the extension when Kip

was spilling the whole sordid affair to

Freddie you eavesdrop on your own son

phones in my name well Kip situation

isn't gonna last much longer we talked

it over and he's gonna go down to the

soda shop later and confess to Lori are

you crazy

he's got two women that's every man's

dream and you're making him give it up

what kind of a father are you

hi Kip can I talk to that's kind of

important sure are you okay oh yeah fine

you know how you plan things and um you

want them to go a certain way and

something totally unexpected happens

okay I know you're too busy to write me

a poem every day no excuse me duty call

Tyler hi I can't burst got a new poem

for me today

I'm telling Lori everything everything

don't blast through okay this was all

wrong

even that night under the bleachers Shh

something for my favorite guy ah you

didn't have to

yes I did that customer ordered hot

fudge and I made it better when Lori I

just can't lie to you oh you don't like

butterscotch either no I I guess what

I'm trying to say is um this is kind of

hard for me

Natalia Laurie aye aye

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yeah Kip Kip are you awake

all right how are you feeling better

why I have to tell you something don't

bother I'm here to be tested for mono

Lin told me everything

right after we yanked her face out of

the butterscotch I got mono from her

didn't I

yeah and she got it from Chucky

she said Chucky never gave her anything

oh yeah I never meant for this to happen

I'm sure you didn't Kip but you should

have thought of that before

I thought what we had was special all

right

I promise it won't happen again ever I

know it won't I could never trust you

again I can't believe the guy who wrote

me such beautiful poems could do this to

me I really liked you

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goodbye kit

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I just passed Laurie in the hall she's a

nice girl

she said I looked young really blew it

didn't I no argument there

I'll never find another girl like Laurie

well I don't know about that but if you

do I hope you remember what you did to

Lori and you won't be such a jerk no

argument there either

the bottom line is you shouldn't make a

commitment to someone unless you intend

to honor it

I meant honor it I really meant to

the most important thing now is for you

to rest up and get better I'll be

alcoholic

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