02x11 - Birth Announcement

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look for yourself you're down to five

minutes between contractions now come on

we gotta go to the hospital June I'm two

weeks early there's no way I'm having

the baby today hi everybody

hey great news Bieber's gonna testify

for me in the behringer case and we

aren't getting judge Harris Wally I'm in

labor

great the judge decided to quit the

bench to pursue a singing career lamer

wait a minute you mean right now

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all right hold it wait a second we got

to do it all over again Peter you're

blocking Mary Ellen's face Oh

like I said everybody just keep on

walking if it is a girl named or

anything but Vicki took her to a dance

last night she went to comb her hair and

never came back

okay Kip Vicki's out Mary Ellen you're

not smiling lost my life

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don't worry about a thing here Mary

Ellen you just run along and make me an

uncle again are you ready

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the other hospitals the other way

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do another wheelchair they're great for

these moving shot come on honey smile

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lay money blame oh that cheat this is a

hospital not a movie studio sorry ma'am

how do you think you're going

no my wife's having a baby not until

you've answered a few questions what is

the name of your insurance company

please it's no I forget what's the name

of that company where the commercial has

the guy falling off his roof and he ends

up in a glass truck in the Antelope

breathing his check there oh it's an

antelope no I'm sure it's a bear just

write it down it's a bear a newspaper

magazine friend relative or other don't

care they're wasting valuable time here

with a stupid form

well I'm missing a once-in-a-lifetime

opportunity to see my wife

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hi honey sorry awful are all right at

the lovely dress you're wearing Shirley

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don't ever do that to me again so

embarrassed

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okay honey thing yeah Hebrew works just

fine

Oh save your batteries I'm never gonna

have this baby maybe it isn't a baby

after all maybe it's a gigantic kidney

stone hey I brought you some more yarn

and some new magazines and some lunch

oh you know you don't have to fuss over

me I didn't but I just warmed up what

you didn't finish last night poor liver

well I like to stay but I'm doing a

ribbon-cutting ceremony

bye Oh what do you want for dinner

hospital food bye bye mom Mary Ellen

something wrong Oh nobody lets me do

anything anymore

oh well of course they do honey why you

could um you could answer the door hello

beaver hi Wally

can't you get somebody else to testify

for you B you went over the guy's file

without your testimony we don't have a

case but I hate getting up in front of

crowds ever since I fell off the stage

at graduation and I'm not even convinced

that this guy's guilty come on he's got

two houses the yacht in four sports cars

he only makes $12,000 a year maybe shops

at mr. discount fever he's guilty I know

a crook when I see one while I'm here

you want me to widen this doorway just

in case the blimp wants to leave the

hangar to hear jokes like that all the

time yeah but I just can't get enough of

them I'm Savin a really great window

later what's he doing here um honey he's

here in case you have to go to the

hospital it's not far I'll take Kelly's

bike near that what a gal hi honey

thank you

listen I just relaxed okay and if you

need anything

Eddie's here have a nice day cheer up

Mary Ellen this is gonna be more fun

than you think

well it has to be what's for breakfast

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no been to court since we got caught for

driving that go-kart in the street he'll

do great I can't help it

I read one where this guy went to court

to get his name change and the attorney

got him to confess to k*lling his mother

relax bean I tell mom this morning she

looked great

I just remember before you take the

stand check your fly

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order oh you wimp okay let's go get

Eddie I've had enough

hey you want to win your money back or

don't you

would you get that Hey sure come on in

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hey Eddie hey would you look at this

must be whale mating season party RRA

I gotta talk to you in private

I'll be right back why don't you uh

let's see if you can do something with

your hair you know how we've been

looking for that really really great

card game well I finally found one it's

down at the weeping willow Nursing I'm

sorry alone I'm stuck here with that

Albert checks came in today I'll get my

jacket

hey Little Miss braggers are you feeling

no fat depressed unwanted good you're

not really gonna drop a rugrat today are

you no I'm not even having any

contractions yeah

that's disgusting Eddie you have two

children of your own

you think I hung around to watch hey are

we gonna go or not Clarence Rutherford

you have some nerve asking me to leave

our dearest friends wife in her delicate

state Eddie just go if I need anybody I

can always be falling you're a good egg

and about that money you lost

thumb-wrestling don't worry I'll be back

for word around 5:00 education

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he's up

may we have your answer please that's

right answer Cynthia and you just won a

new car

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no I can't wait an hour for a cab on

having a baby thank you no it's our

second yes Bernie's a very nice name

we'll consider it

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it's route Wally

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it's on having the baby okay Kelly both

yours and get my bag Ali

call the fire department I need a ride

to the hospital and I can't find uncle

Wally well I gave okay I'll call higher

department Oh

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Bieber's not here Mary Ellen she's

having a baby that's wonderful news

beaver

firehouse dog find him

well good talking to you beaver oh boy

well is he coming I don't think so

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here's your suitcase mom I took out the

blue nightgown Paulie you better get

home I was looking in the refrigerator

your science project

waking up hold it now there's nobody

else around and this baby wants to be

born so we're gonna get in the car and

I'm gonna drive maybe you better try

alright tip wrong Kip are you kidding

I've been waiting for this moment all my

life

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hip drive

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I hope I didn't wreck your case for you

but I just couldn't take it with another

attorney insulted my integrity

I understand but an expert witness loses

credibility when he stamps his feet

yells liar liar oh I know

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I'm doing okay aren't I boy it's such a

nice day I think I'll have a sunroom

putting this baby it's a Mickey right

yeah

nice car four-wheel drive yeah well I do

a lot of operating okay I go for a key

time

well pensee in for Saturday night there

is a God can't I know you're busy but

could we get to the hospital please

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there's no answer in either house maybe

she went to the hospital maybe she's

having the baby in the closet by cats

dude

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the car just like yours yeah with the

kid just like yours driving a wife like

mine

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thank you on behalf of the City Council

I'd like to welcome these sets to

Mayfield we always

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many years of success in handling a pet

needs of our community thank you

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today don't sh**t my form from last time

what do you think monkey trainer so

friend I'm doing seven maybe maybe down

third Street and there's Vicky at the

traffic light so I had to dry my hands

in the hospital Freddie I swear on my

brother's life

here's your candy bar mom thank you but

I wanted coffee he told me it's hard to

leave that I was here all those years

ago having you boys I remember bringing

each one of you home Paulie was such a

lively little fella always crying and

eating what was I like oh you just laid

there and sucked your blanket hey your

brother only way we could get him to

sleep with your father to rock him in

his arms and seen that silly old song

the tour three hey here they come

around a ton they're having a toy parade

I mean let the guy alone he's having a

heart attack

I'll bet the guy's bacon he just doesn't

want to pay me what use me they take a

big breath I had a girl you're doing

great honey it's a terrific

all right I'll push come on push push

come on honey you're doing great push

push come on Oh pretty cool ourselves a

nice little baby all right take a big

cleansing there yeah how's she doing doc

Oh about as well as you did in that

Springfield game that was gardenia I'm

the guy you elbowed in the face

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complaints of all-time

you're the guy who made a great

following don't you have to try the game

sure night all the way I will never

forget that shot you played with five

seconds of that 39

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like another power forward to me greatly

that's a greatest the greatest to the

greatest

oh honey I love you anyone want a whole

edible bundle

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good name person

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each other hey here they come with a

rough D Tom they're having a toy parade

but team leader F with the Fife and drum

is leading the QP parade he can't wear

the sole owners had his waving a Chinese

fan a clown with a wedding gown

his Angela bragging

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