02x07 - How's Your Bird?

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Oliver eeny will mystify it with a

chicken never tried before on this patio

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he's tired he's been working two jobs I

want my dime back

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Oh time to visit your little feathered

friend again no I can take it home I'm

sorry no I told you once before I cannot

trade you my dove for your dead battery

courts Bolivar you left your money out

in the car oh hello

you must be this fine young man's father

I certainly am and we're here to buy a

bird here and all the money himself yeah

I'm so proud of my little brother I just

had to be here to share this special

moment say yeah doesn't worry Kelly look

here she's off today I'll walk home dad

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she sure to walks like Fred Flintstone

to wife yeah it looks a little like her

too Dobbs make excellent bet you know

and as chance would have it today she's

reduced she doesn't look any smaller

little boy that comes to 4995 tax

included I thought she only cost $10

well you've got to have a proper cage

what were you gonna do keep her in your

mailbox cage yes don't forget seed and a

swing and a night cover and a little

mirror so she won't get lonely

tell you what son you've worked so hard

for this and I guess I could spring for

the rest but you just remember this when

you turn 16 and I don't buy your car

excuse me it's probably that pesky

animal rights group again well beaver

cleaver in a bed store and they say you

can't go home again right away knowing

all right now to see your there we go

that'll be 49.95 plays hey there's a 20

and 40 and 50 keep the change

Thanks I'll buy gum come on Wilma you

got a lot of magic yeah yeah let's hope

that boob doesn't fly the coop like your

wife did the plank can be so unfair

all these gentle creatures and cages

while you walk around free may I help

you sir

no wait don't tell me you look like a

hamster person hey good call I'll take a

dozen of them for my kid snakes see ya

doesn't Laurie k*ll him or cure

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great news everybody our reservations

foreshadow Laker confirmed and the best

thing is we got Cabin number six again

that's 27 years in a row

aren't you excited well this kind of

news takes a while to sink in but when

it hits me I'll be yelling yippee e all

the way up there

ditto uh beaver they didn't happen to

mention anything about running water no

not a drop

same old rustic charm as always I'm

gonna go wash up I thought you were

gonna void the reservations check well I

was but your father paid the deposit

last year drama what's for dinner

chicken grandma Wilma Candida bir D

that's right

so please take her aw Amy why come on

grandma please if you let her stay I

promise I won't make those noises when

your bridge club comes over mom did you

tell ollie the good news no dear I knew

you'd want to tell him starting next

weekend we're gonna be spending seven

fun-filled days at shadow lake cabin six

will hold a champ you know I don't think

Wilma be going with us there wouldn't be

room in the car she could have my seat

try and understand they don't allow

birds up there in a forest Oh a

three-hour drive in the car would be

good for Wilma that could make a bird

sick Kip always gets sick on the way up

and he still gets to go

your father's only being sensible well I

wouldn't want woman to get sick of

course not don't worry we'll find

somebody to watch her yeah who when will

we find someone who won't never ever

mess up tell you what we'll leave Wilma

next door with Kelly

you can trust her right oh yeah I can

definitely trust Kelly once I flunked a

spelling test did you signed your name

so I wouldn't get in what seat

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oh come on June shadow Lake won't be

that bad huh that's easy enough for you

to say you're conditioned you don't have

to go yeah I don't know what I'm gonna

do next year this thing weighs a ton

what you got in here a TV and don't tell

your brother nitroglycerin maybe you're

not ready for this kind of

responsibility yes I am ask me the rules

I know them by heart sure you know him

now

but what about when you're under

pressure no problem oh yeah rule 4 never

speed well my after 8:00 p.m. well 7

never play loud music near her cage well

16 never let the room temperature rise

above 78 degrees and what's the Golden

Rule

never never never let Wilma out of her

cage oh you left out and never come on

big guy the early bird catches the worm

he says every year

don't worry ollie

I'll take good care of her I promise

goodbye Wilma don't miss me too much

I'll send you a postcard every day

Kelly you're my favorite cousin you're

the only one in the world I'd trust with

Wilma and I just want you to know if

anything happens to her I'll k*ll you

[Applause]

oh isn't she neat I guess so but she

sure doesn't do much does she she does

some tricks really let's see her doing

well

Wilma probably won't listen to me she's

always bird there's only one way to find

out oh I can't take her out of the cage

I promised dolly that I never never

never never do that what's the big deal

doors closed the window shut or is one

of her tricks flying through walls I

don't know this is kind of boring I'm

going home

wait I guess it wouldn't hurt for just a

minute oh well look it probably is the

exercise step back Maxie now watch this

wing on the wing

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I love it here last week she's not in

the kitchen I haven't been able to for

months

hi honey I'm home hey let the bird out

I'm a dead kid I told you not to let her

out of the cage in which city do you

find the headquarters of three of the

top four Australian companies and five

at the top nine multinational

corporations

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which city your city Melbourne

the world's most livable city the

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lives lost every day so many hungry

children so many homeless so many with

no family what can one person do being

concerned is the first step

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who are concerned about children in the

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agencies we believe that every child

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that's what we work for with your help

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well no luck I'm afraid now we checked

everywhere I mean everywhere

did you check Miller's pond all honey

it's real late we'll go out again

tomorrow okay

but I'm gonna stay up all night making

posters and I'll offer a big reward

think twenty thousands enough well hi

Mary Ellen it's me Oliver Oliver yes

you know cleaver Wilma

hi ollie

hi Kelly how's Wilma Wilma uh she's

she's right here right where she's

supposed to be right let me talk to her

talk to her I can't I don't know where

the ear is on a bird that's okay just

put the phone up to the cage and I'll

yell hey gee I miss you girl please

deposit fifty five cents for the next

minute shucks

all's I got left is worms well see you

later bye girl

oh he's gonna k*ll me we gotta raise the

reward Oh Polly don't panic why not what

could be worse than this beat the barge

in wall but I managed to wangle a couple

of tickets the car show what do you say

we go check out the new models Eddie I'm

not interested in looking at cars I'm a

happily married man hey I never said you

weren't but after looking at the

Blowfish here for the last nine months

I think you'd want to see what a regular

woman looks good don't push it Eddie

we've had a rough night Kelly lost

Oliver's bird are you serious a

domesticated animal out in the wild

forget it it's bye-bye birdie time right

now some alley cats probably picking

feathers out of its teeth gets a little

high-strung didn't she hey you're not

out of here in two seconds

I'm gonna do your wife in favor make her

a widow I want you cleavers everytime I

come over here I feel like I'm walking

on eggshells

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well it's either this or have all I come

home to an empty cage oh good morning

yeah what can I do for you wait don't

tell me your kitten people right well my

daughter likes kittens but I like big

dogs of course my wife likes little ones

you know they kind of run around the

house and wear sweaters all the time I

hate that oh well actually William came

here to buy a bird about this big oh I'm

sorry we're fresh out sold the last one

to some redheaded kid probably k*lled it

by now no chance breeding season isn't

for another four or five months I'll

wait here

I see no doves until breeding season

thanks anyway oh yes that's it they'll

be home in an hour oh and you'll never

be best friends again

no more tips to the soda shop blowing

straw wrappers at each other no more

jumping in piles of leaves or signing

uncle beavers names to spelling test

dolly flunks

well Kelly I'm sure that Olli will be

upset at first but in time he'll forgive

ya you signed

uncle beavers name due who is it this

time you've gone too far

hey mellow out Mohammad I'm here to do a

little magic presto change-o I changed

three droopy face cleavers into but an

incredible simulation where did you find

another dove well after my display of

insensitivity toward your plate the

other evening I got the feeling pretty

bad so one went home and hollered at the

wife and when that didn't help I decided

to visit her aunt the bird lady of

Bellport she's got more birds than a Don

h* special now your problem is solved

gee Eddie I don't know what to say

what just if they got you wallet and say

Open Sesame

oh sure of course listen the bird caws

all over $10 what the heck

take 20 20 bucks for my next trick the

bird will disappear how much Wally how

can you put a price on a precious member

of Kurt's family 200 should do it just

make it 500 hey come on I'm your friend

daddy please buy it

listen I'm sorry I can't do it if I paid

you the 200 what would that be teaching

Kelly to give in to extortion that you

can buy your way out of life's problems

well that's what I've passed on to my

kids well not me Eddie it's no deal

doing a favor but I guess I was wrong

don't buy the bird go ahead just drive a

wedge into the heart of your perfect

little white bread family huh first

problem no hard feelings whatsoever then

you're gonna wake up one morning and

you're gonna find the words

bird k*ller burned into your lawn hey

don't freak it we're all going out to

dinner next Saturday night Kelly honey

listen sometimes you just have to face

up to your problems and in the long run

it makes you a stronger person and you

can understand that can't you know

sometimes principles have to come first

well what good are principles most of

your family hates your guts Joey honey

they're not gonna hate us well I don't

know maybe Kelly's right

remember how hurt your mother was when I

didn't want to wear that gruesome locket

she gave me Eddie make it 300

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then you can pay me back the $300

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anywhere without someone commenting on

it Wally

you should have seen the trout I caught

it was a real fighter hey anyway we had

a great time didn't we cap oh yeah there

weren't any movies telephones or video

games to distract us I made some pot

holders where's AMI

was he anxious to see Wilma Oh very but

he didn't want Wilma to see him until he

combed his hair okay oh well she's been

swinging like a demon all day she's

probably real tired there's nothing

quite as touching as a boy in his bird

was she any trouble trouble I knew I

could depend on you thanks a million

don't mention it yeah I missed you girl

but a funny thing happened down at the

lake I saw it keep going crazy all

cooped up in that cabin then I saw those

birds flying free singing and splashing

in the water my side of you

I got kind of sad

I love you girl I don't want you to end

up like kid

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I know this is hard for you to

understand but I'm doing this for your

own good wait wait

go on fly girl

I'm gonna miss you wasn't that sweet

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priceless

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tell me the truth June how did it really

go no I'm just glad I don't have to see

shadow lake for another year

the beaver ever knew it I'd just break

his heart

so how was shadow Lake beef to tell you

the truth I'm totally bored with the

place it's a tradition if we didn't go

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