02x06 - In the Wings

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raiveer forget your lunch shell Quinn

just touch this good stuff it in your

mouth we're talking about it all the

time I can't help it

Michels all I think about my smiley

dreamt I was in gym suit oh yeah please

if you want fire Michelle wouldn't waste

her spit on you oh yeah this morning in

chemistry she looked at it

people look at car wrecks doesn't mean

they want to get involved Jimmy notice

how neither pit bulls ever last more

than a day pleased to see found a hobby

there she goes that's father

are you kidding I've got an uncle doing

time for that

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thank you thanks ah miss Gilroy what

have you chosen for your audition piece

I've decided to do my interpretation of

my sister Laurie what do you think mr.

Frey I think you showed great insight

into the human experience so you'll be

in charge of postings Thanks ah miss

Quinn

stage is yours no she is a perfectly

shaped home yeah the first thing I look

for in my women light the candle close

the door now look at me you are alone

alone your arms are so strong

I'm so weak my lips await your gentle

touch hold me hold me you have the lead

oh all right

which of you potential threats to

Olivier will be reading next mr. cleaver

I told you this morning you may not have

an extension on your lillian hellman

paper no I want to try it out

oh I get it Hank the art teacher put you

up to this right no I really want to try

out well this is gonna be good

here's a story of a man named Brady who

was busy with three boys on his own

there were four men living all together

yet they were all alone The Brady Bunch

The Brady Bunch

that's the way we became the Brady Bunch

my high school I suppose you could do

better

mm-hmm

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what's wrong you should have been there

grandma comment home on the butt and all

you started making funny noises and then

he got sick out the window and there was

a convertible coming by I got the

picture dear did you go home and get me

some children's aspirin Oliver thought

ours was fish food I feel all hot and

sweaty we're gonna eat a spaghetti dad

made let's take your temperature honey

Gemma

you're not gonna believe what I did at

school today I happen to you sick of the

bus window yeah your brother doesn't

feel well now what is it I'm not going

to believe I tried out for the school

play

Oh wonderful yeah well I felt that the

arena of the stage would be a good place

to explore the boundaries of my

creativity to reach out to my fellow man

what's your name

Michelle 102 how'd you brother get so

sick boy mom I don't feel too good

I found him sitting in his car you

couldn't even unstrap himself and you

carry them all the way up here yeah

Debbie he's my brother

all right well you budding thespians

gather round gather round it is the

great pleasure to announce the cast for

my production of blood and grits as you

all know our leading lady is Miss Quinn

male lead on the other hand it may come

as a bit of a shock gotta be me

congratulations mr. Haskell me Frederick

Roscoe Haskell

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and the rest of the cast it is listed on

this sheet first rehearsal will be

tomorrow 3:00 and please bring your

talent don't believe this you're gonna

be dancing with Michelle holding

Michelle kissing Michelle now on page 28

he gets a suck snake venom out of her

leg trust me kid I'm more attracted to

the CPR doll congratulations Betty maybe

we can get together and rehearse this

weekend I'll give you a call

Beauregard

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tip we're just gonna play together the

Twinkie means nothing to me what I'll

even put in a good word for you

great tell her I'm smart charming and

handsome yep

I may not care for the girl but I'm not

gonna lie to her

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you can't go it's much too dangerous

when it comes to fulfilling a man's duty

Sarah may there's no such word as danger

so how was that perfect you were so

convincing

I just know some exciting things are

gonna happen between us

don't you feel it are you a sports fan

cuz if you are I have a friend who's on

the soccer team ready let's rehearse the

snakebite scene again hopeful regards we

can't go on meeting in these wretched

woods I've been bitten by a snake it's a

Viper just suck out the poison Hey no

that's my boy sure I could explain what

for

you're doing fine not what you think sir

this is Michelle where the school play

together a play are you turning girly on

me

it's perish the thought you should be

proud of me I got the lead and he is

super well alright but don't let me

catch you traipsing around the

neighborhood in tights singing I feel

pity

sorry for the interruption

now where were we Betty I'm a little

tired of rehearsing let's just get the

top buddy do you feel the chemistry

between us like I do chemistry a friend

of mine I was telling you about

he's in your chemistry class and he can

balance a broom on his nose

let me call him for you you know maybe I

shouldn't call him I think tonight he's

having his legs whack

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my hip again they sent my PT boat how

are my patients feeling I'd feel a lot

better if you could peeking at my board

I beat it

oh yeah one Hydra I have to pick Kip up

and read herself not try to play nice

and Oliver don't think your father's

whole fleet eat your soup

e8 miss dad how come a rat pretty high

school stole Kip's girlfriend g7 miss

you know I never thought I'd say this

but I think this is the one time that a

Haskell is innocent

the show was never Kip's girlfriend j4

miss how come anyone would fight over a

Cooney girl anyway well you see champ

when boys get to be a certain age well

when you grow up you know uh you'll

understand one day when when they make

you take hygiene okay

chase me my cruiser Oh

this wound is nothing compared to the

wound in my heart left by your brother

whoa over

I see my brother that traitor is own

Horace you're wounded let me help you

I could never help a traitor

well then me neither

like an old cotton gin but I know I gave

my last for the purveyors of

righteousness lonely president and mrs.

Lincoln oh I do believe he's dead

oh my god so may I thought I'd never see

you again we may lost the w*r but we

could never lose each other

my darling this is not a play about

zombies when you're dead you're supposed

to stay dead all right everybody that's

enough for the day goody I hope you like

lamb cause that's what my mom's making

for dinner tonight let me go get my

stuff

it's that leg of lamb Haskell are you

just gonna suck on the ankle look yeah I

know you're upset and maybe have a right

maybe you stole my girlfriend excuse me

but normally a girlfriend doesn't refer

to her boyfriend as that kid who dies in

the last scene that's it happen I mean

little right now outside what in

this weather

I'm ready

I didn't know you were friends with that

kid who died in the last scene

look if you want to take advantage of

the tax breaks you're gonna have to put

half your company in your wife's name

what are you two in cahoots or something

what's next she would want a key to the

house look Eddie it's gonna save your

money she's only my wife

nothing could be wrong first 15 years

have been great she's not getting any

younger well there's a little actor Hey

mark my words this kid's gonna be the

next Erik Estrada I was wondering if I

could have a heart-to-heart talk about a

situation which could affect me for the

rest of my life ah I understand you need

some advice to help clear a path through

the jungle of adolescence Wally I'm

gonna get a beer see what the kid wants

huh

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uh he is coming back isn't he

I'm afraid not I see well no I I suppose

I could give it a shot you have a good

heart sir how shall I put this it seems

that this unfortunate triangle involving

myself Kip and Michelle is fast reaching

a tragic state well Freddy you and Kip

have been friends for a long time in a

lot of ways just like your dad and me

hey Wally I'm gonna go get my tires

rotated I don't screw the kid up huh

a lot of ways better than your dad man

but somehow just when we were about to

tangle with each other we always managed

to work things out

I've tried believe me when we last spoke

you're ordinarily passive nephew wanted

to rip my face off I don't have any

simple answers for you Freddy but just

keep in mind but a friendship like yours

is much too valuable to lose over

something like this

you don't understand this woman has a

perfectly shaped head you know Freddy my

dad once told me that even if you have

just one true friend in your life you're

lucky you know I don't think you and Kip

realize how lucky you really are well I

hope I've been of some help to you

Freddy well not really but when you live

with my father you don't let your

expectations get too high

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why don't I come over here

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long live the Confederacy

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something I feel I have to tell you done

you know you can tell me anything

my own mother the man's got to do what a

man's got to do

I just don't know quite how to tell you

this I've just started to gel the Amish

know

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well I best be off a little kiss for

your honor son

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close enough

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lonely president of business blanket

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oh my god so I'm a hot thought I'd never

see you again we may lost the wall but

we could never lose each other kiss me

my darling

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now what you poison it doesn't matter

my life is over you know bartenders are

famous for being sympathetic and

listening to your problem but I'm not a

bartender - get out of here you're

blocking business

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did anyone tell you how wonderful you

were tonight yes I thought she was good

in the spotlight she look even better in

the moonlight Freddie wait there's

something we have to talk about I know

what you're gonna say great minds think

alike

Michele let's go steady Freddie

you are a great co-star and a heck of a

little actor but I'm afraid this show

isn't going on the road what take a note

of hesitation in your voice I guess I

can't say this without hurting your

feelings I won't try it's over I don't

understand we're spending all our time

together my lips touched your ankle

doesn't that mean anything to a girl

anymore sorry my character was in love I

had to be convincing

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fool me

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look whole thing is really stupid and

finally hit me when I saw the way she

kissed you tonight

you're the one she likes she was never

my girlfriend but I did have you as a

best friend having you is better than

nothing

well you should see that gift cos I just

cut her like wheat covered with shell be

sure you see it's like this I've always

felt that if you have just one true

friend in life you're lucky and no skirt

is gonna come between us

she didn't have to break up with her we

can still be friends no Kip the die is

cast look it over me eventually she's

young

you know something Freddie you're okay

bow rebel

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you sunk my battleship that's three

games in a row you beat me Oh calm down

Bevers of the game

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you