01x25 - Fright Night

[bunniefuu]

i'm kidding

you were out how late three there you go

in the morning what can you do this time

until three in the morning

you know stuff anyway the point is

i don't have a curfew anymore i i don't

believe this you stay out until three in

the morning

but instead of perma-grounding you your

parents took away your curfew

yep oh i could never get away with that

oh i forgot you do everything your

parents tell you

it's not like she wants to it's just

that they have all these rules and they

treat her like a baby

i'm not a baby just a

10 year old look if you want to change

the rules your parents make

you have to challenge them rebel a

little

rebel oh i don't think my parents would

like that

you're pathetic your parents like that

ellen no you don't even know what i was

gonna say

no you may not enter no you may not

borrow no you may not pester

no no no but it's my room

and my mirror oh well you can enter then

but nothing else

this dress will be perfect for the prom

i thought you weren't allowed to buy

anything that flashy

so so how'd you get away with it

how do you always get away with it i

mean you get to do whatever you want

mom still makes me use safety scissors

boy can i give you a pointer or two

really

no it took me 16 years to learn how to

get around mom and dad

so why would i just tell you

ready i'm just a sex well i just think

spending money on a sitter is foolish i

mean she babysits other kids for

heaven's sake

i just said that i'm not entirely

comfortable with her here alone without

ellen around that's all

i'm comfortable with it it is just

dinner and a movie with a james's we

won't be that late

yeah well hey why don't you hang out

with me and miles we're gonna watch

horror movies and

spill junk food all over us all night uh

pass i would feel more comfortable if

you weren't here alone

well how would i invite a couple friends

over then i'm fine with that

he's fine with it dad's fine with it

well okay

your parents are actually going to leave

us alone bec this is your perfect

opportunity to break your parents stupid

rules

tell me about it mom said we could order

mexican

and my cousin is lending me a video okay

it's french

subtitles i think it might even be

rated r

wait a minute um let's review

friday night empty house no parents and

you're excited about

refried beans in an r rated video yeah

right maybe i'm missing something but

where's the excitement

um this is just the beginning

kind of like a warm-up yeah and after

that

we're talking a night to remember

way to go becca i just promised a night

to remember and i have no idea how to

deliver on that maybe we can order one

in

nice nice i can't believe you think my

dress only looked nice

i meant spectacular but you didn't say

spectacular you said nice which

obviously means

that when i'm not wearing it i don't

look nice you always look nice

and not spectacular no yes

no i went out of my way to show you the

dress before the prom so that you could

match your cummerbund to it and this is

what i get

i'm just not gonna open my mouth anymore

fine

let's just

how would you like it if i said your car

looked nice fine my car is nice

oh so i look like a car hi um

ready to take advantage of your parents

trust yep

and boy do we have plans

hydrogenated peanut oil

got it fake limbs simulated intros and

rubber eyeballs

check tomato flavor fake blood

got it reluctant helper

oh rest

look around horse i mean someday soon

this will all be yours yeah yeah

let's just get this over with

let the games begin

well dyeing your hair with drink mix was

sure exciting

yeah and um maybe if you hadn't opened

the package like that

some of it would have actually gotten on

my hair yeah and putting tin foil

in the microwave was just a crazy idea

what will a bunch of insane teenagers

think of next

the wax is ready oh and it's the nice

stuff

too like in the salon

this should be fun easier than shaving

removes hair for up to six weeks huh

now what you pull it off

have you ever done this before uh

yeah yeah just um um

not with this uh french type wax

okay here we go

chill out there chris whoa just

let me finish get away with that

but but don't you want bare legs that

feel silky smooth

i want harry's eggs that aren't on fire

fire hey

how about you max um actually i i just

got a wax

okay fine i'll just enjoy this

odorless painless hair removal system

for myself then

hey miles i made you a snack

sure you did go on it's your favorite

spaghetti

only one eyeball gee i wonder where

the other one could be go on look

god what's that what's that under the

couch

a leg a head

a mutant claw half man half bug

about to paralyze me and drain me of my

spinal fluid

yeah yeah yeah pretty much yeah

face it miles this this is a snore we're

unscarable well maybe we should rethink

our

our festival of gore huh yeah over some

pizza yeah oh

hey horace you want to get some pizza

with us no

mom made me some spaghetti

i guess he's not hungry go figure

didn't have to throw the wax yeah well

it didn't have to rip my leg off either

it's not oh listen if i knew this was

going to be so boring

i would have gone to the library like i

told my mom

she doesn't even know you're here oh

no why burden her with the truth

anyway i have one last suggestion

slightly lame but

i'm desperate what

truth or dare

three slices

um licensory ink uv iron

anything to drink with that our blood

have you refreshing excellent choice

hey what gives man

without it

look we got the props just because they

don't work on us anymore doesn't

doesn't mean they're completely useless

you're so bent miles

i admire that

oh thank you

spare king case of emergencies which

this is

i figured you'd fail after you ordered

well i would have accepted i couldn't

get any traction

um i left my key in my jeans

so we're locked out um no

no it's okay um mom leaves a spare key

what are we gonna do you are in so much

trouble it's a wreck

in there and you're wearing ellen's prom

dress

okay oh okay we have to get in there

but we can't panic can't panic

okay open up

open up open up

oh i can't believe i

no oh okay okay come on calm down okay

okay oh disney

do you know if there's another spare key

tucker's house

and this whole evening has been so

gloriously tucker-free

one separate arm check

did you put the bloody mannequin head in

the toilet bowl upstairs

top floor main floor taken care of

and now we go to the basement

people these movies always have to go

into the basement

hello tucker

i guess he's not home

looks like they've been trying to scare

horace again

this stuff isn't scary oh that was

horace calm down it's just me

why are you wearing an alien's head

what horus it's a helmet

okay you watch way too much tv

where's tucker i don't know well do you

have a spare key for our house

i don't know you guys are so lame

if we were in my house we just break in

fine

break in then well

um you see we'd have to go through a

basement window and i'm too tall so we

need someone

smaller and compact

who would that be

i don't know

do i have to do

go up this stairs open the door and

we'll meet you out back okay

to hear that

not if you didn't

god

this is a good Friday night talk about

fun the only good part is Tucker puzzle

film

give it a rest max

did you just lock this out again thing

oh no not the dreaded man-eating

washer/dryer laugh all you want but I

know what I heard

and I went back to my own living room

where's Corinne safe

right now I got bigger problems than

trying to impress Mac how am I supposed

to explain my prom dress I might as well

just throw myself in front of a truck

and save Ellen the trouble of pushing me

I did not say spectacular I said night

you told another girl but it was nice

right okay now I'm born Oh Ellen's gonna

freak and when mommy comes home she's

gonna ground me save me Tucker can we

please just bring the doorbell max maybe

if you run really really fast you can

get to the library before it closes okay

okay so upstairs we have Ellen okay in

the basement we have possibly horses my

heating thing so given the choice

between the two

okay everybody grab a rake this one's

mine that guy's that you

I swear this is not funny you don't come

out right now you are what are you doing

here I please here what are you guys

doing here

um we were a mile

wake up just wake up and I promise I

will never ever mention that dumb dress

again

Wow back you look great in that dress

oh here it's all fun and games until

somebody loses in your arm

oh great okay listen we head upstairs

your parents come in see the mess and

they blame them stupid we live mature

and you're on your way to a two o'clock

curfew uh max what if it doesn't work

that guy come on the perfect opportunity

don't blow it

I'd say I've had about enough of Mack so

I'm gonna do what I think is the right

thing I'll just hold my breath and take

what's coming to me

big mistake back out mom I don't mrs.

morrow mummy

Maxine Morel I knew I'd find you here at

the library my foot I've had enough of

your pushing the roll now you'll get in

that car right now

you're grounded starting but mummy I

know I was scary yeah okay you blood and

entrails you reviving boyfriend

we're now you see I told you everything

would be alright well did you ever a

figure of that surprise in the upstairs

toilet