02x07 - Bringin' on the Rain

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Yeah!

If it gets hotter,

We're gonna need us

A bigger thermometer.

Here you go, daisy,

Yer daily drip of a drink.

Wish it was more,

But we got us

An awful bad drough

Goin' on, you know.

Drink upsy, daisy.

[Burps]

She's a swell

Kinda flower,

But manners

Aren't the best.

Yep, we sure could

Use some rain.

[Peg] pete!

Oh, cheddar cheeks!

Yes, dear,

I washed the trash,

Spackled the dog,

Vacuumed the clock.

It's all done, yeah.

Have you seen my

Gorgeous garden magazine?

Uh, swimsuit issue?

Uhh!

Well, here it is,

Propping up

Your tv table.

Whoa!

I need that,

Peach pit!

It's got just the righ

Page count!

But I haven't read it.

Who'd want to?

Nothin' in I

But stupid flowers.

Nasty little,

Bee-attractin',

Acreage-wastin',

Pollen-producin'--

Beautiful

Money-makin' flowers!

Mind if I

Borrow that, hon?

"Smilin' sam's

Slightly-used seeds

"Announces a

Flower-growin' contest.

"Grand prize--

Your yard on the cover

Of gorgeous garden,

And 50,000 cash!"

Now, pete!

Why,

With that kind of money,

I could pave

The whole back yard!

"All you have to do

Is grow the prettiest garden

From our seeds,

Available at a special

Low, low price of 450 bucks."

$450 For seeds?

Well, sometimes you gotta

Stop and smell the money--

Uh, flowers.

Before you go

Any further,

May I remind you tha

We're in the middle of

A drought.

And I don't think

That you--

Hello?

Smilin' sam?

[Struggling]

The first thing we gotta do

Is clear a spot for seeds.

Uhh!

Yah!

Bah!

Uhh!

Remember, son,

The only good weed

Is a dead weed.

Thanks, da--

Help!

This ground's

Gonna hafta be aerated,

And cultivated,

And fertilizated,

Mineralized,

Mulchified, and

And covered with tiptop,

Top-of-the-line

Top price topsoil.

Then we'll put the seeds

Into the ground

Deep enough

So's they don't sunburn,

And not so deep

So's they suffocate.

Then we'll add water

Dad!

And watch those beautiful

$50,000 Babies grow!

But what if they don't?

What if some of 'em

Come up scrawny and--

And crooked and

Goofy lookin'?

Uhh!

Better order

Another batch

To hedge my bet.

Pj, quit playin' around!

Time to get to work, boy!

Smilin' sam,

Pete here.

I need seeds, seeds,

Seeds, and more seeds.

And make I

An overnight express

First class rush delivery.

No, no, wait.

That might no

Be fast enough.

You better fax 'em to me.

Now it's a cinch

I'll win

The grand prize.

Get the hose, pj!

We're gonna do us some

Serious moisturizin'!

Dad, aren't we in

A sortadrought?

Drought's nothin'

But a state of mind.

Am I right?

Well

It's a ploy

On the part of

The water departmen

To gouge rate hikes

Out of us tax payin'

Citizens!

I dunno, dad, but--

Why, this planet's

Swimmin' in water.

Got two, maybe

Three whole oceans

Full of the stuff.

Why,

The human body itself

Is 98.6% water!

So how can there

Possibly be a drought?

Whatever you say, dad.

I can use

All the water I want,

Can't i?

And all the water

This plant wants.

And that plant.

And this one over here!

And after I'm done,

I'll use

Some more water!

Aw.

Who turned off

My water?

I did.

Because you have to

Slow down, ease up,

And back off!

The bill just came.

$1,387.64?

Why, this is

Governmental

Extortion!

And I'm no

Gonna pay!

But pete,

You know how stripes

Make you look fat.

They do not!

And what are you

Talkin' about anyway?

I'm talking about prison,

Pinto bean.

If you don'

Pay the bill,

They'll

Lock you up in jail

And throw away the key.

So cash in that cd,

Sweet pea.

I'll find a way outta this.

I've got more brains

In my head

Than most people have

In their little finger.

[Goofy] I go

Yer daily drink,

Daisy.

I think I jus

Found a way.

Through the petals

'N' over the gums,

Look out roots,

Here it comes!

[Pete coughing]

Pete, are you all right?

Oh, sure, goof.

I'm

Uhh

Fine.

[Coughs]

You don't need

To worry aboutme.

Oh, that's good.

Thought somethin' was wrong

For a minute there.

[Gasps]

Oh, it's sad.

It's too sad.

Can't talk about it,

Goof.

Well, okey-doke, pete.

It's nothin'really.

Just my

[Coughs]

Condition.

What kinda

Condition's that?

Well, I'll tell ya

On the condition

You don't tell anybody

About my condition.

It's, uh

It's herbetitus

Dusterosis,

With a side order

Of advanced gastric

Dehydrofication

Of the hydrophosphate

Gland.

But don't tell a soul

I told ya so.

Gawrsh,

No, petey.

I couldn't say I

If I tried.

You see, i--

I wouldn't wanna upse

The onest 'n' onlyes

Family I got, goof.

It'll be

Hard enough on them

When I'm

Pushin' up the daisies.

Why, pete,

You're takin' up

Gardenin'?

No, lamebrain!

I'm buyin' the farm!

Really,

With cows 'n' chickens?

Can I drive the tractor?

Hello in there.

Don't ya understand?

This is it, the end.

I'm finished. Done for.

Oh.

Don't say that, pete!

Oh, too late, goof.

[Sniffles]

I already did!

And you with

That new farm!

Doc says there's

Nothin' for me but

[Sobs]

Water.

[Sobbing]

I gotta keep

Every last pore

In my body runnin'

At 110% humidity.

Says I gotta be

Constantly surrounded

By water and--

And everythin'

Related to water

And moisture and wetness

Or else I'm agoner.

And--and us sufferin'

This devastatin'

Drought.

Ugh!

Gawrsh, pete.

You know I'll do anything

I can ta help.

Anything?

Anything.

Ya know I will.

Yeah.

I know you will.

[Slurps]

I sure appreciate

Your helpin' out, goof.

Doc says

Any physical exertion

In my state'd

Be fatal

'N' possibly deadly.

Just wish there was

More I could do for ya,

Pete.

Oh, so do i, goof,

But you're the best,

A lifesaver

In every sense--

You wanna water

Those orchids there?

They're gettin'

Kinda droopy, goof.

Oh, and add some water

To that pond.

Don't want them

High priced

Far eastern goldfish

To asphyxerate.

Whaa!

Yes sirree, I go

That gardenin' contes

All sewed up in a bag

With my name on it.

Course,

There's always a chance

There's some greedy little

Selfish money-grubber

Out there

Doing jus

A little bit more.

Whoa!

Lemme see here.

10 Dozen lily pads,

2 Flats of ferns,

Assorted jungle vines.

Everything the back yard

Tropical habitat needs.

Say, what happened

To those baobab trees?

Goofster!

Hey, yer endangeratin'

An endangerated species!

Uhh!

Ooh!

Sorry, pete.

Hmm.

What say we try 'em

Over there by the waterfall?

Nah, might clash

With the cypress swamp.

Let's put 'em

By the reflectin' pool.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Uh,

Careful, will ya?

I wouldn't wanna

Hafta charge you

For damages.

Oh, let me help you

With that.

[Coughs]

Goof, are you there?

Everything's so

Dark.

[Coughs]

[Struggling]

Oh, there you are.

Why, all this work's

Sweatin' away

My precocious

Bodily fluids.

Maybe ya better

Lay in the pool

A while,

And humidify yourself.

Goofer,

When they broke the mold,

They made you.

Thanks, pete!

Oh, goofyton,

My mineral water's

In serious need of

A spritzin',

And we got heavy

Evaporation loss

In this pool.

[Bell rings]

Goof?

Oh, goofy!

Oh, poor daisy.

Are ya o.k.,

Little flower?

Speak to me.

Don't suppose

Pete'd mind if i--

[Pete coughing]

[Gasps]

Maybe you can

Carry me, grandpappy.

We'll--we'll head

Into the light

Together.

Try to hang on, daisy,

Will ya?

Oh, what kinda condition

Is yer condition in now,

Pete?

[Burps]

Ahh

Feel like

A million bucks, goof.

Which is probably

What I'm saving

On my water bill.

Well, just ring

If you need me.

Oh, I will, pal,

I will.

Just as soon as

The wisteria need waterin',

Or the hydrangea

Needs hydratin'.

Hmm.

"Ed smelt--last year's

Grand-prize winner."

Look at tha

Man-made lagoon.

Why, it's disgusting

The things some people

Will do for a buck.

If I'm gonna bea

The ed smelts of this world,

I'm gonna hafta

Severely raise

My water level!

And this nickelin'

And dimin' the goof

Isn't gonna cut it.

Yes, verbena,

There is a santy claus!

Poor pitiful pete

Doesn't want anyone knowin'

How pitiful

His pitiful condition is.

Now I can waste

All water I want,

And no goof

Will be the wiser.

Gee, dad, we already

Have one pool.

This isn'

For swimmin', boy.

It's a breedin' pond

For the trou

I'm gonna put in the lake

You're gonna dig.

And come winter,

It'll freeze over,

And we'll have a nice

Family hockey rink

With fishsicles

And everything.

You'll like that,

Won't ya?

Sure hope pete's condition

Gets better soon,

Or I'm gonna be--

[Man]

In hot water.

Took the words

Out of mymouth?

Sir, you owe the city

$14,999.

Huh? That can'

Be right! Can it?

You're right.

I forgot the 50,000

In fines,

25 In interest penalties,

13 Grand for back taxes,

27 Legal costs,

And $1.39

Processing fee.

So let's call I

An even 130,000.

I couldn't pay tha

In 130 years.

And that's just abou

When you'll be released.

Mr. Goofy,

You stand accused

Of violating

Penal code 1313,

Section f, chapter 11,

Subheading c,

Addendum 19g,

Statute 83,

Subject to

Local proviso 176.32,

City ordinance 1929,

Sub-subsection 241.

Do you understand

The charges against you?

Absolutely.

'Cept that last par

And all of the stuff

In front of it.

You are charged

With wasting water.

According to your bill,

You are presently

Averaging 340,000

Gallons a day!

How do you plead?

Plead?

Well, usually

Somethin' kinda like this--

Oh, please have mercy!

Come on, I'm beggin' you,

Please?

How do you explain

This despicable disregard

For our dwindling

Water supplies?

Uhdrippy faucet?

Ahem. Your honor?

I'm here

Actin' as attorney

For mr. Goof.

Oh, how lovely

For you.

If there's one thing

I loathe more than

A water waster,

It's a water waster's

Weasely lawyer!

Your honorfulness,

May I approach

Your exquisitely

Hand-crafted bench?

How's abou

A plea bargain?

We avoid

The humiliation of

A public execution,

And he pleads

Guilty as sin.

Deal.

I am going to make

An example of you,

Mr. Goofy.

Aww, shucks.

That's awful nice

Of ya.

I sentence you

To prison for two

Consecutive life terms

Or at leas

Until the drought ends.

Wow!

Take good care

Of max,

Won't ya, pete?

I'll treat him

Like my own son,

Only better.

So long, son.

Be sure to wash

Behind yer ears,

And eat your broccoli.

Sure thing, dad.

Well, this isn'

All that bad.

Could use some curtains,

A few doilies,

And maybe a little chintz

Here 'n' there.

Bed's nice

So long as ya don'

Need ta sleep on it.

Well, looky here.

My very own

Personal sink.

And room service

Ta boot.

A dinner--

Whoa!

Uhhow do ya do?

Name's goofy.

That's what the "g"

Stands for.

Guess we're gonna be

Roomies.

Did you try to touch me?

Did you want to

Shake my hand?

Were you trying to

Shake my hand?

I don't like people

That try to shake my hand.

Would you like to know

What I once did

To someone

Who shook my hand?

'Cause I could show you.

I could show you right now

Very easily.

Oh, that's o.k.

We'll have plenty of time

To learn all about each other.

Yes, sir,

I can tell right now,

We're gonna be

The bes

Of best friends.

I do not like friends.

Do you want to know

What I once did to

A friend of mine?

He was a friend,

A good friend.

You wanna know?

No, but I be

There was some serious

Cleanin' up to do

Afterwards.

Well, if it's all

The same to you,

I'll just go

Look out the window here.

Poor little max,

'N' poor little daisy.

[Sighs]

How're ya holdin' up,

Pete?

Oh, not too good, goof.

You notice I'm wearin'

A special sponge suit.

Doc says I can'

Set foot out of the house

'Less I this on,

Or pffft--

I dehydrate to dust.

Oh, but that's no

The half of it.

Why, I los

A whole complete 1/4 pound

In the last two weeks alone.

And I thought I had it bad.

I miss you, goof.

I miss you, too, pete.

With you gone,

I had ta hire somebody

To dust the delphiniums.

Tsk, tsk.

And how's max doin'?

Max? Max who?

Oh, yeah! Yer kid.

Oh, yeah, he's fine.

He's swell.

He eats a lot, though,

Doesn't he?

And daisy,

My little daffodil?

I'm afraid she's gone

To that big compost heap

In the sky, goofer.

Well, I'd love to stay

And chew the fat, pal,

But I go

Some ready-mix mud

Comin' in this afternoon.

Oh, that's o.k.

We're takin'

The prison pictures

Today.

Ain't life grand?

See ya, pal,

Same time next year.

Poor, poor little daisy.

It's all my fault.

Are you talkin' to me?

Are you talkin' to me?

Because if you're no

Talkin' to me,

You must be talkin'

To yourself and i--

Don't tell me.

You don't like people

Who talk to themselves.

It's guys like him who

Give prisons a bad name.

Max: making rain

For fun and profit.

Beginner's guide

To rainmaking.

How to make rain fall

Mainly on the plain.

Do you see one on

Serious back injuries?

"Prehistoric man

Believed rain

Could be produced

By sacrificing

A valuable possession

Of one's forbearer."

What's your forbearer's

Most valuable possession,

Peej?

Uh

His fishing gear.

Bingo!

I don't know

About this, max.

Now, look,

I'm a reasonable man.

If you'll answer

One question,

I'll reduce your

Two life sentences

By half.

That's real generous of ya,

Your royal judgyness.

What did you do

With all the water?

Where are you

Hoarding it?

Well, it's, um

Herbetitus dusterosis,

With a side order

Of advanced gastric

Dehydrofication

Of the hydrophosphate

Gland.

But don't tell a soul

I told you so.

Uh, to be honestly honest,

I honestly don't know

What happened to it.

Perhaps it would

Refresh your memory

If we wen

To your home

Together.

Fishin' pole.

Fishin' pole.

Tackle box.

Tackle box.

Aw, max, I'm gonna

Get grounded for a year.

Peej, where'd ya go?

I'm down here, max.

You o.k.?

Oh, yeah. This rusty

Metal pipe broke my fall.

Why's that pipe

Runnin' from our

Water meter

To your water meter?

Hey, what's tha

Supposed to mean, max,

Huh?

Are you suggesting

My dad'd do something

Unethical or dishonest?

For the sake

Of our friendship,

Don't answer that.

Get a shovel, peej.

We're gonna dig my dad

Out of the mess he's in.

On my honor, your honor,

I wasn't wastin' any water.

I know you're

Hidin' it here somewhere.

All that water,

And you couldn'

Even take care of

One innocen

Little flower?

Oh, if there's

Anything worse

Than someone

Who wastes water,

It's someone

Who mistreats plants.

O.k., Dude,

Turn it back on.

You think it oughta be

Swellin' up like that, max?

Head for the hills!

She's gonna blow!

Why, it's rainin'!

Guess that means

I'm free

Doesn't it?

How can it be rainin'

When the sun is shinin'?

Well, it's either

Really thin clouds,

Or there's something

Downright peculiar goin' on.

Shut it off, peej!

Don't you children

Know there's a drought?

Dad!

Maxie!

And what have we here?

What's all this racket?

And what happened

To my fishin' gear,

And--hello, judge.

I see you've managed

To grow a very lush garden

In what was a very

Serious drought!

Uh, what? These?

Weeds.

Nothin' but weeds.

Spring up like crazy.

Can't keep up with 'em.

I hate plants,

I hate 'em with a passion.

Dirty things.

Ooh, yuck-o.

They ge

All kinds of bugs

With 'em.

Ought to be

Outlawed.

Personally,

I prefer dirt,

Good ol'

Drought-toleratin' dirt.

Easy to care for.

Never any trouble

With dirt. Oh, no!

"Smilin' sam indicted

For mail fraud,

Operatin' a scam

Without a license,

And sellin' overpriced

Used seeds."

Remember,

You have to make that water

Last and last and last!

Of all the crumfritterin',

Grimbleframmin' bad luck

A guy could have--

Are you grumblin' at me?

Did I hear you grumblin'?

Was that you grumblin'?

I don't like people

Who grumble.

You were grumblin'.

Don't grumble.