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04x11 - The Baboon's Paw

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

04x11 - The Baboon's Paw

Post by bunniefuu »

Hmm

These closing fishy lips, I are hiding

the dragon.

Heavens. That's not a real dragon. This

is the United States. Real dragons only

live in Sumatra and Brunei.

You mean not in China?

Certainly not. This is

Chinatown.

Chinatown is like China, only junior.

Come on, old man. I'll take you to a

little fast-food restaurant where we can

get the best lard-encrusted poultry cubes

in town. Excuse me, dumpling. Isn't that

furry guy?I am Weasel. It's I am

Weasel! Weasel! It's America's

favorite... It's Weasel! Hey, Weasel!

We

love you, Weasel! I love you, Weasel! I

love your show! Sign my autograph.

I have an autograph. Oh, you smell good.

You should be present. Sign it to my

mommy! Sign my back! Ooh, sign my

face! My kids love your show!

I are wishing someone was asking IR for

an autograph.

Confucius say wishing is like poking your

friend in his eye. It's a lot easier if

you have a good luck charm.

Confusion saying rot you

buy this this is a lucky plastic monkey

paw key chain Magically grant your wishes

as well as hold your keys

$20, please There

you go, sir have a nice day What you

doing chum I are going to buy magic

monkey ohh you don't

wantThat old thing?Besides, you've

already got two grubby monkey bars at the

ends of your own wrists. I

can wishing on own purse.

Preposterous. I are wishing

for autographs to sign. Dive

my calf! Dive my calf!

Thank you! I

are wishing coming too.

Coincidence. I are wishing for... a

gazillion dollars!

Now you really would be sorry if that

wish came true. A gazillion dollars is

enough money to bury the planet.

Good grandma!

I have it! I have a damage!

I have a big spendoff!

A real million dollar bill. You

really do have magic paws.

You must take back that last wish.

It's just this. I am wishing to be

toile and handsome.

No, now I are too handsome.

I are wishing I are back to normal

self, only with smaller bot.

Now I are hungry. But I

are all out of wishes. You have another

hand, you ninny. Now wish for something

useful, like world peace, or a cure for

stupidity. No! I

are wishing forand cheese sandwich.

You wish for what?

Oh, it's not cooked.

What

I are wishing for most of all...

I am Loon! I are wishing to be

king of the world!Oh,

no!

I are king! Please, I are. Stop

wishing. You'll destroy everything. Oh, I

think I heard a peasant. I wish

you'd shut up.

Look what you've done. I wish I'd never

pick you for my sidekick.

Well, I are, old sidekick. I wonder what

crazy adventures we'll have tonight. Ohh

Yep, it's just you and me, paper sack.

Oh, man, I wish this cartoon were over.