I uh hate cleaning barnacles!
You are hating this job! Why not
stupid whale learning to clean itself?
I are hating whale!
Hey, Barnacles! I'll
scrape you now!
Stop! Please stop!
Just stop it! Please don't
scrape us again!
How would you like it if somebody scraped
you off of your home?Oh, I have a wife
and 600 kids!
I are sorry. I are not wanting
to scrape barnacles, but it all my
job. I are forced to doing
it. Take me!
Who would spare the children?
having idea!
Bless you, good sir! Bless you!
You're a swell guy!
What a sound.
We're casting off. Now stop moving around
and get below decks. Yes, ma'am.
All right, men.
Our mission is to sail the seven seas in
search of the elusive giant squid. First,
I need a reliable man to get me a
cappuccino.
No, no, noI said a reliable
man. And since I'm the only
reliable seaman here... I shall get my
own cappuccino. And you, last mate
Baboon, will attend to oral hygiene duty.
Chop, chop. Time to cast off.
Throttle to full. Throttle to full.
Seal the hatches. Seal the hatches.
Turn the pink thingy.
Turn the pink thingy. C-word
h*, engage.
Sweet shaving grandma of Ice Cube!
Ice Cube alarm!
On to board!
Are you okay, Sailor?
Yeah, there's nothing quite like the
feeling of thwarting danger. We've
laughed in the face of death. Laugh!
It's a giant squid!
Run! That squid
could cross the whale. It could drag us
all to a watery grave.
Ohh
Come on, you want a piece of me?
All right, no more Mr. Nice Weasel.
Legs! No, they squig! They're
not fighting.
Ohh They're in love. Beautiful.
I smell a wedding coming.
By the power invested in me, I pronounce
you man and wife. You may kiss
the squid.
Boy, I hope they make this a quick
honeymoon. We've only got six minutes of
air left.
Hello, it's me, Lance
Sackless. As you may
have noticed, I am not in this film.
This is my contract, and it has been
violated! I'm supposed to be in this
show! Oh, but I'm in this
show right now.
Never mind.
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04x08 - I Am Whale Captain
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.
Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.