03x06 - Unsinkable I.R.

[bunniefuu]

Hi! The sea is lucky. It's been

dangerous for a heck long time, maybe two

years. Many stupid captains make

easy mistakes, 'cause they is idiots!

This must happen to I, 'cause I are

smart. Welcome to the maiden voyage of

S.S. Flaming Wingy! And

the captain are the brave, handsome,

intelligent... I are

Baboon! I are on maiden

voyage.

I am Captain Captain! I am Captain

Captain! Captain Baboon!

Ahem. Who is you?

I, Captain Baboon, am the ship's

inspector, and this ship is not suitable

for ocean travel. What you're talking

'bout, Resay?This ship's selling a spy!

I'm sorry, Captain, but the only place

this ship is heading is to the scrap

pile. Like this! I are captain

of IR ship, and I are going to

captaining this ship out to sea,

Scubagamiesay!Oh,

steaming

a head!

Captain Baboo, I hereby place you under

arrest, and your first mate shall be

placed in charge. That's no

good. He busy doing important job.

Oh, where is he?He down below,

waxing the dinghy. I'm first mate Red,

I feel that dinghy. I'm first mate Red,

just waxing the dinghy. You get this tub

turned around while I go find him.

Excuse me, my good man.

Hello, it's me, the first mate!

Can you be helped?Do you know you are out

of uniform?And your point is...

Why?Never mind.

Just look at this manure barge

masquerading as a ship. Girders held

together with chewing gum and duct tape,

debt sealed with ear wax, a handless

first mate, thousands of gallons of water

spilling through a hole in the bulkhead.

What a disgrace. Great dancing

grandma! We're gonna sink! I must bail us

out. 'Cause I am weasel.

Uh

Ah, Tui! Hey, what's going on, Wiesel?

The ship is filling with water. Don't

just stand there, do something. Aye, a

consulting book of things to do in ship

filling with water.

Aha! I tell you,

that easy. Aye, aye, light and

load. Now this not maiden

voyage. Bye-bye, maiden!

Way that's taking care of that.

Oh, Mr. Weaselman, what's the matter?

Having glass of water.

Huh

What's that light mean?It means there's

an object in our cruise path. I suggest

you call your lookout to get a visual

reading. Hello.

Hi, Mr. Lookout

Man! Hey, hey, hoo, hoo Hey, Dolly, that

ship Hey, hey, hoo, hoo I'll be a look

that time for you Dolly, there means

something ahead of ship

Shimmer me timber! What?What

An iceberg! Oh, Grandma, an iceberg!

You're gonna hit a grandma?No, you

silly man! An iceberg!

Off the fourth bow! Iceberg!Don't just

stand there laughing. Take some evasive

measures. Idiot, we say.

That being no iceberg, that only

ice cube.

ohh We're corny, Toad. What was that?It

seems we've lost the entire side of our

ship. Is that a good thing or a bad

thing?That would be a bad thing, Baboon.

Abandoning ship! Abandoning ship! We will

let Baboons burst! Dank

TVs! And small appliances! Then you may

be resales.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the

captain supposed to go down with the ship?

No, no, no, no, noThat's just old wife's

tale. Lookie here. Rule 11.

Hotsta banana!

Well, don't want to break the rules. So

long, folks.

Yoo-hoo, sailor! HuhOh, oh, oh, oh, you

poor wet squirrel. Here! Climb up onto

the dinghy. Oh, thank you. I thought I

was a goner. No, it's your lucky day,

baby! Ha!

Stupid Wiesel! I ought to spot for him.

Wait a minute! Hold everything! What

kind of bedtime story was that?This is my

cartoon. How come Baboon gets all the

gory while I end up riding in a dinghy?

Well, I certainly enjoyed the story,

baboon. Did you like the ending?Oh, yes.

I, I liking that ending very much.

Oh, well, that settles it, then. Good

night! This is the last time I hire him

to be our babysitter.