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02x06 - I Are Music Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Am Weasel". Aired: July 22, 1997 – 2000.*
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.

02x06 - I Are Music Man

Post by bunniefuu »

Greetings, Weasel fans. This is d*ck

Pickle reporting to you live from the

Hollywood Bowl. where a sold-out crowd

will soon be privileged to witness a

lovely soul-stirring virtuoso harp

concerto by the one, the only,

I am weasel. Ohh Oh,

he's so, so good. Oh, you're a better

music man than Weasel. Oh, what a

man. Oh, you can play harp, too. Oh, you

can play anything.

Weasel! Weasel! Weasel! Weasel!

Weasel! Weasel! Weasel! Weasel!

Ladies and Germans, give it up

for I Am Weasel! Weasel! I

love

you!How dare they treating IR like

Spotted Ape?Come on,

boy. Good

doggy.

Ohh My beauty!

Real hands! Did

you miss me stuck in your sweaty case all

day?Nothing up my sleeve, nothing up my

pants. Presto!

I have questioned, Mr. Pegless, man, who

cannot see. Oh, oh, I see

just fine. It's these black opaque

glasses! Can't see a darn thing through

them. But they were on sale! Oh,

what are that?What's the matter?

Can't you see?It's a theremin!

The theremin is the greatest instrument

since the probe. When you play

the theremin, you play with the use of

life itself!

Electricity!

Silence. Por favor!

Ohh

Shut your eyes.

Ohh

Explode! Goes the weasel.

You don't need pants for the victory

dance, 'cause your bean's better than

weasel. A lot of baboon's a big star of

cartoon. Explode! Goes the

weasel.

IR, Bab Boon reigns king in his mind.

He's just as good as the weaselly kind.

But round every corner, he's likely

to find...

Tell me what you think of

me!

C-D-F-D-I-G-I-C-U-B-B-D-D-D.

IRB andA-R-V.

W, X, Y, and Z.

Now I know my ABC's.

Tell me what you think of

me. I are a better music man than Weasel.

I have magic books!

The theremin is, without a doubt, a

virtuoso instrument. However... The

harp's melodic tone is more suited to

this piece.

No, no An earthquake!

Hmm, it seems the frequency of the

theremin is reverberating down to the San

Andreas Fault. The vibrations are going

to cause a cataclysmic earthquake. The

big one! You

must turn down the volume at

once! We don't jealous of IR!

IR!

Stop the

music! Magic box! I thought you're

dead. IR, are

you injured?Wait! Put the box down! Oh,

don't! You'll cause another earthquake!

IR, no!

I can... IR

Baboon. Give me your hand.

IR not leaving without magic

box. Don't be

a fool, man.

What a waste. He was a theremin

virtuoso and a good monkey.

Let us pause for a moment of silence.