Hey, Lula Bell, let's do something
different today. Does this involve a
piggyback ride?
Today, Lula Bell, we will do what quantum
physicists do, concoct life. Oh,
weasel. Seeds o' life.
Just add DNA.
Care to make a donation, Lulabelle?
Into the Petri dish.
And voila! Ah,
hey, looky. Life.
Oh, I know a very special weasel who
deserves a piggyback ride for this. Very
well, if you insist. Giddy up!
Giddy up!
Why, weasel, always get the piggyback
ride. I'm not deserving to get piggyback
ride from Piggy Lady! I am Captain
Langton too!
Moving it, pusscat. I'll need Peter's
dish.
Seeds or life, just add...
bit. Stir.
Pour!
I'll have concocting life!
Beating weasel! I am concocting
knife! I am concocting knife!
Sea monkeys. Cute. Dad.
Get off my back, monkey! Baboon.
Congratulations, Mr. Baboon. You've
concocted life. You now have a tremendous
responsibility and must tend to your
people as they evolve. I are not
need for you telling me what to. You're
the concoctor. It would not be proper for
me to meddle in your affairs.
My little weasels are evolving quite
quickly. Let I see
how it's doing, tiny weeny baboons.
Blessing their hearts. They is
fine. How come stupid
puny weasels evolve faster than
tiny baboons?Well, let's
have a look-see.
They seem to have gotten sniffing down.
They having cars now?
See, but tiny baboons do, smarty
Alex Weasel. They discovering
something?Yes, knocking each other over
the head, they've created primitive
music. Is that crime?
Why not all your baboon's world
evolving?Good question, Mr.
Baboon. It is surprising your people
haven't figured out fire yet. Oh,
no! I are introducing
fire!
No!
Those micro baboons may be primitive, but
they are still human beings.
What's wrong with you?Say you
sorry, pig boy.
Oh, sorry, tiny baboons.
You thinking you so smart?My world
should be greatness! My world
only should be needing...
I don't know what baboon world needing. I
am introducing w*r!
Uh Tiny baboons shall be greatness now!
You embarrass eye! Uh,
weasel, look! Baboon world will destroy
an idiot weasel world! Then I am Baboon
Bee Queen!Time for destroying,
tiny baboons. Baboon, that weapon will
never fire outside the baboon litter box.
It will destroy them all. See my
computations. At the current angle of
trajectory, the projectile will crash
right back down on top of them. Ha!
You're just jealous. Let my world
destroy yours. Baboon will k*ll
Weazel world. My will k*ll your world,
Weazel. Listen to me. The baboons of
Baboon World are going to destroy
themselves. You must help them, for you
are Weasels! I am Weasels!
Watch we go!
I are sorry. Apology
accepted. Let this be a lesson to both of
us. Let's see
how our concoctions are doing today. I
believe they've cross-pollinated. Yes!
They've become waboons and babiesels.
This is so wrong. you
and I must never marry. You have a
deal. Just good friends.
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02x02 - I Am Deity
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Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.
Series centers on I.M. Weasel, a smart, noble and successful weasel, I.R. Baboon, an unintelligent and rude Hamadryas baboon who is envious of Weasel and often acts as his frenemy, and the mischievous Red Guy, who often antagonizes the duo.