09x19 - Lib and Let Lib

[bunniefuu]

The Beverly Hillbillies

morning P good morning Ellie honey

morning J granny I sure I'm glad to have

you and Ellie home again and we glad to

be home Paul come sit down at the table

and I'll set you a cup of coffee now

Ellie don't go spoiling him straight off

we fought hard for that women's lib and

what is you and Jethro going to treat us

as equals now I'm going to do better

than that you and Ellie sat down at the

table and I'm going to serve you

breakfast how about that oh no

P don't say no

let's give it a try but I don't want P

waiting on me oh I don't say ever meal

but a little turnabout is fair play as

the sand go she's right Ellie what sauce

for the goose is sauce for the gander

come

on it's kind of fun to be waiting on for

a change of course it is and it shows

that the men folks has leared their

lesson you bet we

have morning Uncle jet morning what what

are you doing I am serving breakfast to

our women folks I like you to help me

are you out of your gourd didn't you

learn nothing from them Japanese girls

you and me is glorious Sublime beings

these is just two female nothings yeah

true we has promised to give up all that

kind of

thinking that's a WAP that's a real ra

boy I think you better come on outside

I'll take him to the Woodshed and beat

the sublimeness out of him gry sit down

hey if that little coie lays one finger

on my Radiance I'll have her tied to a

kabuki and drag right on thas in je will

come on outside it be good for your

headache headache I ain't got no

headache just keep messing with

Granny paragraph six each girl's salary

shall be linked to the cost of living

index I'm through I'll have to close the

bank paragraph seven no girl shall

receive less than the federal minimum

hourly wage that doesn't I WIP down

paragraph 8 don't bother to read anymore

I'm not going to sign that contract you

signed it yesterday I did in the

presence of 12 Witnesses well I'll take

you to court and break it well you may

certainly try but let me read you

paragraph 8 paragraph 8 in case of

litigation all legal costs will be paid

by Mr

Dale let's hear paragraph

nine paragraph nine Mr Dale will pay for

repairs to Helen Thompson's automobile

that's ridiculous that's extortion pay

your own garage bills but you are the

one that demolished my car I never

touched it you ordered your bodyguard

that that karate expert to demolish it

me she's right Chief I remember vividly

we were staging a peaceful demonstration

in front of the

bank my car he demolished

it okay so we dented your car dented it

here's a couple Buck have it fixed Jee

Helen's car was broken in two by that

monster it was probably ready to fall

apart

Anyway come

in ponai am I glad to see you these two

bullies are trying to force me to honor

an ill*gal contract take it away from

him don't go don't get violent here come

on this wa

quickly you'll regret this chief

nice work Bonsai how let have the

contract as soon as we settle business

what business please to sit down and we

talk I don't have time to talk I'm a

busy man please very important we

talk I told you I'm too

busy

please let's

talk what can I do for you vanai you can

fly three new girls from Japan for my

household well you already have three

girls as moo and the other two they're

wonderful no longer longer wonderful

spoiled by a woman's lip Miko already

leave well that's not my fault I think

so you hire bansai to frighten your

woman onai bring his woman they learn

from your woman your fault you pay for

new woman now look if anybody's going to

do any paying around here it's you me

what for well you broke my coffee table

that's number one you broke Helen's car

that's number two you broke the Claus

bench that's number three you like to be

number

four now look don't don't try to

intimidate me I'm not flying free girls

in Japan and that is that perhaps if

there were enough of us we could

overpower Bonsai and take our contract

away from

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him it's not the way make arrangements

to fly three girls from Japan right

away all right are you Untouchables out

of the kitchen my exed Radiance is going

to have breakfast you're going to cook

your own vle are you kidding I got my

own personal cook and ser hey Mo Chop

Chop m is here yeah I was sitting out

front she come up and said she done left

Bonsai could you come back here why

would she want to do that why else like

they says in Japan she rubs me

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oh je you ready to behave yourself I'll

tell you what I'm ready to do I'm ready

to take Mo and run away from

home can I have my 50 cents allowance in

advance you won't need it boy moo might

run from you but not with you are you

kidding that little Japanese cherry

blossom his head over heels crazy mad

for me like I said before she rubs me I

got news for you she don't even arke you

I'm going to have to hear that from her

own Ruby rips might be a good

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idea now Mo don't you worry Ellie and me

had trouble with our men folks too but

they come around and so will Bonsai I

hope granny son is Right Bonsai is very

unhappy with Mo well you just stay here

until he changes his tun thank you so

very much

is jeffro ready to behave himself he

says he's ready to run away from home

that's even better I'll go pack his back

watch it lowely ocidental female you was

mean mouthing the radiant light of the

Orient yes you watch it too round eyes J

shall we take him to the Woodshed and

fan his radiant Brites please please M

caused too much trouble between this Ro

son and honorable family I am sorry I

will

oh sit down Mo you didn't cause no

trouble he's always like

that Miss moo you Yamaha with Jeff rro

son and we will RVE our

luxury on 50 cents a

week will you please leave me in my

Japanese sweetheart alone just R son I

am not your Japanese

sweetheart are you telling me you ain't

Japanese I am

Japanese but not your sweetheart

is that plain enough stupid

s bil howy Miss Jane say hello to Oscar

hi there little

fell H may we girls at the bank need

Granny's help what's the trouble Bonsai

has seized our contract and won't give

it back to us oh granny I'll make it do

it she'll W him again that's what I

wanted to check with you Granny did

Vanquish bonai didn't she yeah he got

her may it there used to be another iron

bench just like this one right under

well that Rascal hauled off and hit it

with his bare hand and just busted it

all to

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piece what a terrible thing to do that's

what granny said then she lit into him

and turned him every Way but

Loose who are you talking about Ellie oh

bonai is that the Goomer that busted our

Bab

and you vanquished him Granny well I

don't know about that but I whooped the

tar out of him well now he's taking her

contract away from us would you make him

give it back of course I will where is

he at the bank let's

go hey where you all going to the bank

hey can I catch a lift certainly hop in

where you going don't ask him just let

him

go good luck

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whose car is this Mr J it's t Bonsai

broke it just the way he did your bench

where is that jump maker in Mr Dale's

office I learn him to go around busting

up people's furniture and Automobiles

girl

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granny thanks for the LI Miss Jan

Jeff where are you going I'm running

away from home running away from home

why that family of weed Benders I've

been living with won't let me live the

kind of life I'm entitled to and just

what kind of life is that one of sublime

happiness as a member of The Magnificent

exalted Oriental

nobility and uh just where do you plan

to find that kind of life you're exalted

magnificent

I thought I'd try to

YMCA I don't know how Sublime that will

be well I can't be too choosy when my

allowance is only 50 cents a week Jethro

take my advice and go back home to them

Rubes and hay shakers never well it's

better than starving I'll get along I

got all the Necessities life right here

such as four ham hacks a side of fat

back two pot roast and a turkey Jeff how

long do you think that will last well

it'll take me through the rest of

today I done told you for the last time

Mr

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Bonsai now are you ready to do as I

say oh yes honorable granny son now you

get down front and give Miss Jane her

contract with a great haste and while

you're down there you fix Miss car that

you busted oh so sorry but Bonsai not

mechanic are you going to give me some

more of your sass oh no bansai become

instant

mechanic thank you Granny oh you're

welcome honey all it takes to handle men

is a little feminine

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charm are they gone yes

I forgot that Granny can handle Bonsai

cancel the plain reservations for those

Japanese girls but Mr Dale you gave your

word that's despicable well it's also

economical I save a th000

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bucks and so you see Dear Boy there is

absolutely no chance of living a life of

Oriental luxury the YMCA especially own

50 cents a week then I reckon I'll just

have to go back home A very wise

decision jeffro

Miss hathway I have the pleasure to

return your contract well thank you

Bonsai uh you know Jethro said oh yes we

both Sublime May being onai not feel too

Sublime right now but we'll feel better

when nou girl arrive from

Japan are you getting a new batch that's

correct I made plain reservations for

them myself H dog hey remember Bonsai we

buddies you and me share and share Alik

did you get your contract back Mr oh yes

thank you Granny now you get busy and

fix Miss Helen's car oh yes right away

and you Happ him oh yes ma'am it's your

will Bai and me as

buddies granny you'll be happy to know

that I talked Jethro out of running away

from

home after the nice thing that i' done

for

you you you wanted him to run away well

just long enough to get him over his

Oriental Sublime nonsense oh I am so

sorry but where could he go in his

allowance oh yeah that's

a how about your apartment

oh well you can come and stay with us

well that's a marvelous idea I'll

suggest it

deathro how would you like to take over

my

apartment you mean it here are the keys

I'm going to move in with the Rubes and

hay shakers

oh boy thank you Miss Jane you're

welcome come on granny hey Bonsai did

you hear that I'm going to have my own

swinging Bachelor pan nice hey you come

on in with me I'll throw my whole

allowance into the deal you furnish your

girls I'll furnish your money how about

it your uncle have $95 million correct

oh more than that how about it share and

share a right this deal partner son come

on Partner let's fix the car and we'll

have our own Bachelor

wheel granny I can't thank you enough

glad to do

it look what's

coming so long see you

Raider do you think you fetched a long

enough clothes Miss Jane oh yes it won't

take Jeff long to get homesick living in

my apartment can be very auster no

hooking no noise no

television jeffro's going to miss

television he's been watching Sesame

Street quite regular really he's learned

prer the whole

alphabet well which room should I take

granny oh take your pics there's a flock

of empties up there thank you J are you

home in the Parlor

granny what's going on in here just

having a little tea granny

you got two Japanese girls

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now who's this it's me granny Ellie

Mayon Ellie May what do you think you're

doing well I asked Miss Nico to learn me

how Japanese girls does such a fine job

of making men happy get up from there

you

Trader I take it easy granny I figure it

wouldn't hurt Ellie none to learn a few

secrets from other countries

I like it Granny it's fun once again M

dis pleas granny

son so sorry oh I ain't faling you honey

it's just that I hate to see men folks

get spoiled so rough Paul ain't SP

granny besides granny like you said

turnab is fair play I figured you and

Ellie could learn Miss moo a few think I

would be honored to learn from granny

son and beautiful granddaughter

well I guess there is a couple of

Secrets we could slip

you you ever cook hog jws and turnips no

back back and grits no well how about

pigs feet and Dand lion greens no this

poor child ain't never had a decent meal

you see Granny there's lots of things

Miss Moo can learn from you you too

Ellie he nobody can handle Critters like

this girl Critters that's animal

oh you're right Jed there's a lot of

things this little girl don't know I'll

even learn her to brew up a good old

fashion ohly granny you ain't going to

learn her to brew that what's wrong with

s FR tea Oh I thought you was going to

say White Lightning I'll learn her that

too what is white latiny well it's like

saki only with more

sock i' like to learn American things

granny where are you in here Miss Jane

oh granny I just found my

apartment what a lovely picture who who

are these beautiful girls I am M oh M of

course and who is this Exquisite child

is she pretty this here is don't tell

her pan let's SE can she

gets Ellie May what a

transformation you you look like a gaian

oh shs I was trying to look

Japanese well indeed you do what was you

saying about phone in your apartment oh

yes Jethro has moved in well I didn't

like our swinging Bachelor fan

huh this whole thing yep it's all ours

there's not room in here to swing one

Bachelor where we sleep don't you worry

about that

this right here makes him into one bed

makes another one over y watch

this what it's a good one too you can

take your choice jedro son you have

money right sure my whole allowance why

just get bad news Dale not pay to fly

girls from Japan you pay heck yeah how

much will it cost

$1,000 okay I'll Cipher out how long

it'll take to get them

let's see now uh $1,000 that's one uh

comma not KN KN dot not KN now it throw

50 cents into that 50 into 100 goes

twice 50 cents into not is not why you

keep saying 50 cents well that's how

much I get every week but that's my

allowance I am 50 cents into them not is

not uh it's going to be around 2,000

weeks before we had enough money to thr

him hey Mr Bonsai son how are you oh I'm

afraid this not Bonsai is the as Jed son

would say everything get roused up I'm

sorry to hear that anything I can do you

can persuade Mikel to return to House of

vanai well before I do that you got to

promise said you go along with what the

women folks call U equal rights I

promise anything to get M back she is

beautiful cherry blossom on the tree of

my life she has lovely butterfly in the

garden of my heart my house is said

without

Mo forget moik who

this pretty little thing ain't you

what's all that he sped to me Paul

saying oh rightly know ell

saying this girl ell May that's right

she's my daughter oh so

sorry once again M become light of my

life where is she please well I think

she's out in the kitchen with Granny s

she's upstairs now Paul S hey m ni to

see

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you doggy if it ain't old

Bai this

m why is your partner how about coming

to S table with us eating some fiddles

fiddles yeah you know fat back and grit

pigs feet and dandelion green and B go M

gent oh this not bonsai's day

definitely well come on out the kitchen

anyway Bonsai maybe Ellie sand here will

fix you one of them Meandering ducks

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well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed

and all his kin they would like to thank

you folks for kindly dropping in you're

all invited back next week to this

locality to have a heaping helping of

their

Hospitality hillbilly that is settis

Bell take your shoes off yall come back

now here this has been a film was

presentation

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