08x21 - The Wedding

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oil that is black gold Texas Tea while

the first thing you know old Jeb's a

millionaire the Kim folks said can't

move away from there said California is

a place you ought to be sold and loaded

up the truck

Hills that is swimming pools movie stars

the Beverly hillbilly

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thank you

where's Miss Jane I hope she ain't Aylen

oh no she's in with Mr Drysdale she'll

be right out hey ain't you the girl at

Shorty kellums you're so fond of yes how

is the little darling he's getting

married tomorrow the wind is going to be

in our place would you like to come oh

thank you

but I could never see shorty married to

another woman

he's so cute we've had such fun together

yeah shorty says you two likes to go

dancing oh he's a marvelous dancer oh

and so cuddly you've had your last dance

with little cuddling what a penny

granny Mr clapping what a pleasant

surprise welcome welcome we are honored

by your presence was we supposed to

bring presents we're ready shoes

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come in thank you we just dropped by to

invite to both here to show these wooden

ah so he's finally marrying alverna

that's right when is the happy event

well a happy event was yesterday when

shorty locked herself in your

secretarial pool the weather's tomorrow

three o'clock can you come

it's up to the chief oh we'll be there

if shorty doesn't run away again oh

that's all over and done with Shorty

can't wait for the ceremony really you

ought to see him Miss James he's just

like a cage bear

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[Applause]

foreign

ER let me out of this that feisty bear

key stop complaining about this cage

it's my wedding present from mayor

Heller why couldn't he give you silver

like other people he wisely decided this

would be more useful oh it's beautifully

constructed he built it himself gone

that shed Heller he has to be a

blacksmith

you got no one to blame but yourself you

had to go running away going to see

those first secretaries at the bank

you call him girls pretty well I

compared to you they do a bunch of

scarecrows and why'd you keep going to

see them sure they enjoy seeing you on

the more sweetie pie after you look at a

bunch of turkeys you appreciate the

peacock

gorgeous creature don't stop that you're

a regular love got it

you have a man wild if I felt God grab

you and kiss you

that way I'll unlock the cage that's my

sweet baby

bad weekend forget it

folks and talk I don't want to sell you

you really white reputation you're right

dear we'll both be strong

I'll finish preparing your lunch I'm

begging you a cake

put a saw in it what was that I said I

saw it it hits the beauty

I put the truck around back all right

boy but remember don't let shorty out of

that cage I won't he's a tricky little

rascal be careful he don't outsmart you

outsmart me hey did you hear that Uncle

Dude I heard it great this here is a

sixth grade brain it's ain't no Little

Country Road like shorty Calum is going

to outsmart this I got IQ this way up

yonder I'm what you call that giant

intellect all right John just don't let

the man out of the cage

what's that mean when you do that oh

that there is sign language

[Applause]

I wonder what he's talking about

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hey Jethro

now don't think you can get me letting

you out of that cage because you can't

too smart for that oh I know that I got

me a giant brain sitting up here

betwixture

I bet it's a beauty I sure would like to

have me a look at it how would you do

that

by looking in your ear can you see your

brain that way sure did you know that

oh my eyes being on the front of my head

my ears on the side I ain't never been

able to look in at my own brain I sure

would like to see that rascalo we'll

unlock this door and I'll come out and

take a peek and tell you what it looks

like

oh no I ain't letting you out of there

I'm too smart for that

okay I'm coming in and you can take a

look at my brain

I can't wait to get a glimpse of that

thing it must be a monster brain oh yeah

lots of folks that ain't seen it since I

got the brain of a monster

it kind of hunkered down so I can get a

look

face this way so the light will come

inside

now

hold Real Steel

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hey what do you think you're doing

too dark in there to see your brain I'm

gonna go get a flashlight but I wasn't

supposed to let you out you didn't I let

myself out

oh well in that case uncle Ted can't get

mad at me of course you can see you

later hey shorty

yeah General granny said not to let you

outsmart me

you didn't did you how could I outsmart

a brain like yours

all right now shorty you're gonna

get through that

what are you doing in there waiting for

sure to come back with a flashlight what

does he need with a flashlight You're

Gonna Shine it in my ear so you can

catch a glimpse of my giant brain

he told you that oh yes sir can't hardly

blame him for wanting to see what's

inside this head

often wondered what's in there myself

thank you

all right come on out boy

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well Chief I'm afraid I have bad news

for you shorty kellums is in the

secretarial pool how did you know I

expected it but this time I'm ready for

it I deputize one of my employees now I

venture to say he's under arrest at this

very moment

we can skip out of here and have some

fun sorry shorty there's a reward for

your arrest and I can use it but sweetie

pie besides there's no future for me

you're getting married tomorrow that

gives us 24 hours baby we paint the town

red we'll have the fling of fling burn

the cattle in both hands Just Dance the

Night Away no sale I need that reward

here he is Mr Drysdale good work Gloria

I accuse this officer of police

brutality and cruelty what did she do

you won't do nothing that's what's a

crew do I get my reward now we'll

discuss that later okay shorty now

you're important don't hurt him I'm not

afraid of him

you think you're gonna make me crawl in

front of her you've got another thing

coming let's go

what are you gonna do lock me in the

vault beat me with a bag of nickels uh

you can't scare me drive Dale I'm

turning you over to alverna Bradshaw no

no

happy I promise I'll never come back

I'll never bother you again give me

another chance please know have mercy I

can't praise you

it's awful when they crack like that

Jody's car he'll certainly never Escape

in this

yeah I say well it looks like the

handiwork of that Master blacksmith Mr

Heller it is

ah thanks for fetching over the prisoner

I'm in the groom I hereby remand him

into your custody Mr climate now I hope

you can keep him secure until the

wedding well I'll do my best but I sure

am going to miss old shed mayor how is

God yes ma'am he had to go back to

Silver Dollar City see with everybody

gone the population's dropped down to

24. I I don't understand well he's got

to go back to get it back up to 25 so

that the town can qualify for government

Aid I wish we might have said au revoir

two of the most beautiful words in the

whole language

chief of rewards French I was talking

about government Aid yeah come on in

everybody you're just in time for the

wedding rehearsal

you mean you ain't gonna put me back in

the cage that's right you're gonna

practice with Alberta saying I do

put me back in the cage

ready Mr Cloud button bride I'm ready

ready really

very well best man will enter with groom

if I'm going to be handcuffed to the

best man could we get one with shorter

legs don't walk more slowly Jeff bro can

we skip this and rehearse the part where

we eat do not rehearse the reception

Jethro now when Mr clavut reaches your

side you will unlock the mannequin from

your wrist and handcuff the groom to the

bride

don't you even trust me to stick around

during the ceremony orders are orders

now Mr Clausen uh when when you give the

bride away well perhaps I've got to come

up there and explain it to you yeah bro

we best rehearsed the part where you

unlock the Handcuff good idea did she

say to unlock yours or mine mine hey

don't say Jethro look up there huh the

way the shutter hits that wall it looks

exactly like a girl taking a sun bath I

don't see it keep looking it'll take

shape

thank you

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shorty it's all gone if I can see a girl

up there taking a song

what's going on ready this ain't gonna

be no shotgun with him it might have to

be if the boy boob here keeps letting

the broom get away

did you already

tried but he didn't

see Uncle Jeff I got the giant brain on

your side

I'm afraid soon well things are slightly

out of order but let's proceed well the

bridesmaid and flower girl come take

your places

oh very nice

um right here beside the bride Ellie

made

you ready Chief all ready

dearly beloved we are gathered here to

witness the joining together of this

couple in happy Whitlock as I perform

this ceremony I'm struck by the thought

that getting married is like opening a

joint account the Commerce Bank of

Beverly Hills well you're a savings turn

of 405 you can't wait all right Chief

that's what we'll do but Ronnie wants to

hear the words they make her cry

them don't they certainly make me

unhappy friends let's take it again from

the top everybody back here places

can I stay and watch uh of course uh

Chief please no commercial this time

well okay if you want the same old doll

ceremony I've heard a hundred times we

do

ready ready Ellie May

ready Jethro hey well the best man ever

with the broom

for surely

he disappeared

you done it again Super Boom you let

yourself get outsmarted did you already

outsmart me no the 18th oh that's good

shorty I gotta be careful

don't tell me he's run away again I'm

afraid so I'll burn oh I hope I won't

appear oversensitive but I'm beginning

to get the suspicion that shorty doesn't

want to go through with this wedding oh

no he just got a bad case of what you

call uh bridegroom Jitters worst I ever

seen all right let's get on with the

wedding rehearsal dearly beloved we are

gathered here to join this couple in

happy wetlands

don't you see who is handcuffed the best

man

personally I see very little difference

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don't cry shorty you'll be here for the

wedding I promise

so do I the secretarial pool you ain't

have time to get farther jump in your

car and hit him up

my car's gone

I know who done it should I call a cat

no it ain't part of the bank you go in

Comfort the bride I'll fetch the groom

home

Charlie

Kelly

what do you want

Jordan you're getting married Dale we're

in a bread show in 24 hours now why

don't you just give up and face it

yeah I know my time's running out but I

ain't giving up hope

say hello to Hope

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I prepared a delicious meal for you

shardy Callum though goodness knows why

I should ain't every condemned man

entitled to the last meal

just call off

ER is that a promise

as*ault number two try to behave like a

gem I appeal to you as a man you don't

even appeal to me as a woman

that's number three all right I have to

go to reach a magic number

my phones look we're getting married in

the morning

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[Applause]

Hey general hey now listen Shorty you

ain't tricking me again so don't bother

trying all I want you to do is just

fetch over Old Duke so I can give him a

look

you're going to give that lunch to a dog

I'm too nervous to eat besides it's just

a big old thick hunk of tender juicy pot

roast swimming in delicious brown gravy

that you shop up with that fresh mouth

water and Cornbread

if that's too good for a hound dog lamid

okay

foreign

don't do that

my word of Honor that is the last thing

on my mind

Jordan you give me your word to leave in

this cage was the last thing on your

mind

it is first last and only things

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there's your Deputy some Deputy you're

supposed to arrest shorty became in the

secretarial pool and you were supposed

to give me a reward

okay okay if shorty shows up again and

you arrest him and bring him here you'll

get your reward how much

how does 50 sound to you it sounds

beautiful okay that's your reward 50. so

well

you're actually going to give her 50 I

never mentioned the word dollar a reward

is a birthday cake

a birthday

when she's 50 she gets it

she's here rotten to the core rotten the

rich

well shorty I hope you had

what are you doing in there you can do

drugs well it was shorties and he was

going to give it to do and I talked him

into giving it to me you're already

outsmarted you again

well maybe this time to come out even I

outsmarted Duke

you are one of a kind you betcha I

wasn't behind the door when the Rangers

passed out I wonder if he was even in

the room

good

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what's the matter good news Mr Drysdale

just called and that three-day weight

loss been revoked alverna and shorty can

get married right away the shorty Time

come on out speed are we gonna get

married immediately

an angel

he's gone

that little worm

Mr Clement Melvin Drysdale

you got my good news well shorty and

alverna can become bride and groom

immediately well yes sir except for one

thing we ain't got no groom don't worry

about that

I've got them he's sitting in her hand

talk to my deputy and listen this time

let's take no chances we'll have the

wedding right here in my office my

doggies that's a Dandy idea I could dude

it up and fetch a bride right over Miss

Hathaway is already on her way to pick

you up yes I've even sent for the judge

this time there'll be no slip up see you

here bye

under no circumstances are you to unlock

those handcuffs understand yes sir good

how about my 50

don't worry you'll make it

well Gloria

I reckon this is it yes I'm sorry shorty

not as sorry as I am we had as good

times together we sure did

how about one last day I'd love it

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come in come in

judge Marshall should be here any minute

he's a very busy man but there's a favor

to me he's going to squeeze in this

ceremony well he's Mighty grateful to

you for arranging everything my pleasure

well there you are judge Marshall I'd

like you to meet Jed Clampett and this

is the bushing bride over and Bradshaw

Mr Drysdale says you're a busy man judge

so we're ready when you are

well I'm afraid I'll have to come back I

don't have time to perform another

wedding right now

another wedding yes I just married a

happy couple in your office

you two are married that's right

will you keep your voice down we're on a

honeymoon

I want this marriage to know immediately

I'll say to it

shorty shorty

put your own Jed you know the code of a

hill you're promised to over in a

Bradshaw your marriage to Gloria has got

to be a node

okay Jed

oh tomorrow

ready too late

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