08x09 - Home Again

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come and listen to him a story about a

man named Jed a poor Mountaineer barely

kept his family fed and then one day he

was sh**ting at some food and up to the

ground from a bubble and crude oil that

is black gold Texas Tea well the first

thing you know old gems a millionaire

looking folk said can't move away from

there said California is a place you

ought to be solder loaded up the truck

in the mood to Beverly Hills that is

swimming pools movie stars a Beverly

Hillbillies

thank you

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okay I'm a glass

must have left him on the airplane

well don't worry granny as soon as we

get home I'll call the airline lost and

found thank you Miss Jean

not that I need glasses I got what they

call Perfect Vision right then

well the sun's in my face let your Paul

will tell you I got eyes like a hawk

right kids

granny Mr private isn't with us he's

coming here with Mr Drysdale

who's that sitting in the back with me

that's your medical bag

oh perhaps we better go back and get

your glasses

who needs you

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look he's got a family

look granny let's get inside before she

summons a family of Buffalo

almost fell didn't you

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oh it's good to be home again I just

love this room

somebody move the pie energy that's the

stove what's the stone doing in the

Parlor this is the kitchen and I had

better call the airline and see if they

found your glasses I only need them for

reading

oh here's a note from The Young vet has

been taking care of all these animals

young what that he's a veterinarian oh

yeah I've heard of them but personally I

like to eat meat if you're thinking of a

vegetarian this young man's an animal

doctor Dr Robert Graham oh he's the

young fella that Mr Drysdale said would

be just right for Ellie May where is he

uh the snow says he's down with a

swimming pool I think I'll solder down

there and say howdy to him I'll call the

airline

foreign

maybe I better go down to the pool with

you you might fall in oh no no once I

get outside I'm on familiar ground well

very well

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sorry go ahead that's all for now I'll

be back after I've fed my other patients

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hold on granny don't be too anxious

might scare the doctor away

just make it look like it's an

accidental meeting

oh and she baked the Cherry Pie and boy

Billy boy

hi Simon Billy you can make the Cherry

Pie quick as the cat can wake his eye

but she's the young thing and cannot

leave her mother

thank you thank you is that you Dr

Graham

oh I see you're a music lover where are

you

oh you're in the pool

in the poop or Grandma over here so I

can get a good look at you I I mean Say

howdy

you hadn't gotta be swimming with a cold

like that

well excuse you

that cold is gonna turn into pneumonia

if you don't get out of the water

oh yes well thank you very much goodbye

we're homeless Gene oh I missed dry Joe

said he'd like you to drive right down

to the bank right away where's granny oh

she's down at the swimming pool saying

hello to Dr Graham Dr Green he's the

young veterinarian who's been looking

after Ellie's Critters oh he's the one

that Mr dryer deal said to be a fine

catch for Ellie meat that's right well

bye bye

oh granny did you meet Dr Graham I did

what'd you think of him did Ellie May

can't marry him he is the ugliest one

man that ever grown

plain is he he's got a pinhead Popeyes

Bradley goopy mustache and no ears

ain't that a shame we must be smart he's

a doctor some doctor he coughed right in

my face no he's flashing around in the

pool with the worst cold you ever seen

that don't seem too bright but the way

Mr dry Dale brags on him he must have

something oh he has yet he's homely he's

rude he ain't too brainy

that Rascal sh**ter can swim

where are you going Ellie down to the

pool to meet Dr Graham don't father what

do you mean he ain't for you Mr dry Joe

says he's single one look and you know

why ready I think Ellie ought to meet

the doctor and thank him for taking care

of her Critters well all right darling

but don't get too close to him he'll

cough all over you I'll be careful thank

you don't you dare bad enough him

spreading germs in the pool I don't want

him in my kitchen get some granny

you're being a mad rough on a young

fella

it ain't just the germs he's got a

breath like a Bait Bucket granny I

didn't know better I'd swear he had been

eating raw fish I think you're

exaggerating

party there hello you must be Ellie Mae

yes sir are you Dr Graham that's right

place to meet you same here I was just

going to get some raw fish out of the

refrigerator feature seal oh but Greg

don't would you wait right here and I'll

fetch him first

I grant you that Ellie is hard up for a

man but I don't hardly think that that

doctor

what'd you do really catching some raw

fish for Dr Grace

exaggerating was I met the doctor did

you Ellie yes sir Paul

what do you think of him he's cute

that girl ain't hard up she's desperate

but the suitcase is all tooted upstairs

how about some Beatles granny Bend for

yourself boy I'm too upset to think

about cooking

well now granny Dr fella says difference

of opinion is what makes horse racing

your idea cute and Ellie's idea cute is

two different things but yeah looks

aside a man that eats raw fish that just

ain't human

thanks for the snack Ernie what'd you

eat fish it was a mod underdone but

awful tasty

well there goes that argument

since when do you call him human

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well the airline found Granny's glasses

shall I take them to her oh yes yes and

while you're there see what you can do

to encourage a romance between Ellie May

and that young vet I hired to take care

of her animals young vet you hired

well persuade try again all right Force

that's better you threatened to

foreclose on his Animal Hospital what's

the difference I'm during that young man

a great favor getting him together with

Ellie May well she's the catch of all

time imagine marrying a girl with a

figure like that

85 million

they're an incurable romantic well I'm

on my way those two will hit it off

great

I sure do thank you for taking care of

my credit Dr Graham please call me Bob

thank you Bob I know that was a heap of

work tell me something Ellie how'd you

happen to start this collection of

animals

I don't know when we live back in the

Hills I always had me lots of pet

Critters I'd fight him in the woods and

just fetch him home you had a rapport

no but I had a chipmunk deer and a

raccoon

I mean you've always loved animals oh

yes sir I like them better than a lot of

people I've met

I'm with you there

hi who's this coming oh there's my

little brother and his pet otter

Jimmy this is Ellie Mae Clinton

out of there Timmy hi this is my

daughter named Charlie

how did Charlie I need it at the

hospital how about dinner tonight well

not you that big Dandy a movie well

talking to this planet I like that seven

o'clock okay just fine let's go Jimmy

and showing me this one

well sure you can Jimmy

well you don't have to worry about him

he swims like an otter and so does he

see you later

bye Dr Graham I mean Bob

did you bring your swimming suit yes

ma'am Charlie doesn't need one

obiana's a bath house I'll put on my

swimming suit and join you well meet you

back here

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are you going granny

is that you Ellie oh yes ma'am I think I

found your glasses yet who needs him

what are you doing in my room oh this

ain't your route seller you're headed

for the swimming pool oh my that smog is

perfect is that only Critter doctor

still around no please don't call him

that Granny his little brother Jim is

here come on I'll take to the roots out

I don't need to be took no place yes

ma'am see you later

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foreign foreign

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I don't need them

we're in the blue blazers are you I'm

here in The Root Cellar root cell

in a storage Club

kid I got bad news for you we was robbed

while she was gone somebody busted Into

The Root Cellar there into everything

Randy put your glasses on they're in a

ham nor a sausage nor a jar of fruit

left in there they cleaned this out put

your glasses on oh all right I'll do it

to please you but I don't need them

foreign

's little brother

what does he look like

I hate to mean mouthy younger but he is

just as homely as the doctor it's

already here then I can't say one thing

about that Family

they are swimming pools

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oh Emily you had a nice swim did you yes

ma'am that cold water clears your head

don't it sure does Kenny well now that

your head is clear how do you feel about

that Dr Graham

he's cute he's gonna go out on a date

tonight

oh oh Ellie you're busting your poor old

granny's heart

oh I had such sweet visions of orange

blossoms and rice

okay it's been looking every place for

you how about some deep

no thanks I ain't hungry it's meat it's

hungry because I'm starving to death hey

Granny come on out of the kitchen and

fix me some vittles I got too big a

problem what can be a bigger problem

than me starving to death please granny

yes well have you ever had a busted

heart and prompt on visions of orange

blossoms and rice

no but cook it I'll eat it

ready yeah so you don't understand your

cousin Ellie has taken leave of her

senses she has fell for the ugliest

groomer that ever lived she's going out

with him in public he's going to shame

her family and ruin her life

let that soak in for a minute

okay now can we eat

got all the warm family Spirit of a

black widow spider

gee whiz granny you realize that we

might have to lock Ellie in the attic

for a while can I have her vittles

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you'll enjoy meeting the rest of the

Clapping family they're quite original

and unique

and look at that handsome fellow with

Miss Jane how come Ellie can't get a man

like that would you like him to be

Ellie's bow of course I would I'd give

anything would you give a mess of ham

hocks and turnip greens hog jowls and

cornful grits and fat bags I'll take

care of it

you can't take him away from Miss Jane

that wouldn't be fair it would be if she

was swept off her feet by Hollywood's

handsomest Playboy who's that me

yeah come to think of it Miss Jane all

we did have a soft spot in her head in

her heart for you oh man's cooking

granny

dog sweetheart love her what why do you

want to go and break my heart like this

don't you know I'm crazy mad desperate

head over heels in love with you I

didn't realize I didn't realize it

neither until I seen you holding hands

with this here Rascal

set me on fire no let's be honest please

let her be mine and mine alone why I

love her she's wonderful she's beautiful

I'd do anything for a minute I'm not

let's good boy

I'm carrying you off to Paradise

yeah

he's done it I'll cook that boy

Miss James uh what's going on oh Mr

clapping shake hands it's Dr Chris

oh glad to meet you Doctor where's his

mind Mr Clampett good morning thank you

say about that big fella just carried us

halfway into the house yes I can't quite

figure him out

well um we all been working on that

doctor the best we've come up with is

that Jethro went right from his first

childhood into his second childhood with

nothing in between

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Ellie and I are going out tonight would

you like to make it a double date

wonderful we're going to dinner at seven

how's that perfect

throw along I plan to eat earlier he

conventions to get mean along about six

would you mind dropping me off at the

hospital glad too hey would you take me

by the bank please I want to talk to Mr

drive to you come along

I just come over to pay you for hiring a

young animal doctor to look after

Ellie's Critters I'll keep your money

does Ellie like him oh yeah they got a

date tonight now you just peel off

whatever you're out of pocket Mr Clavin

I wouldn't think of taking your money

well I know you didn't get him for

nothing well the important thing is that

Ellie likes you now take your money

well it don't seem right no no no take

it our friendship means more than money

well if you insist I do here

go ahead take it

it would help if you unclenched your

fists for trouble nothing just a muscle

spasm again unclench his fist oh there

must be money in it

and you know well it has happened before

it's an Affliction peculiar to Bankers I

believe the medical term is luteus

contractus sounds serious oh no not

really I recall from my study of anatomy

there's a nerve at the base of the neck

it's called the greed nerve yes here it

is now if you're ready to catch the

money

I was only one ham hop ahead of them

you didn't need all them ham hocks alone

did he oh no he ate them with grits and

greens and

Jen that boy can eat yams like other

folks eat popcorn where is he now

upstairs in bed sleeping it off I best

go wake him forget it you'll be

hibernating until breakfast he has got a

date with Miss Jane in 10 minutes I even

went out and hired him a tuxedo and he

ain't gonna stand her up

I'm coming

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now he talked to gramp

I mean Bob

Ellie May you're a vision of loveliness

so are you

okay

thank God see that oh it's nothing just

cost me two weeks salary where's my Jeep

he's coming Miss Jane

but I thought I had to do this Jethro

never sent a boy to do a man's job

you're just too much woman for that

young and besides he's got two left feet

and I know you like to dance I love

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I hope you youngins can keep up with us

I may have missed the local but I have

caught the express

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