01x02 - I.R. on Sun

[bunniefuu]

I are on sun.

All right.

Fire it up.

I a baboon astronaut, working

as a astronaut. High above the

clouds so high, like a astronaut in

the sky. Oh!I

am Weasel, astronaut,

numero uno.

That Weasel think he's so big.

First, he on Mars. He first

on Jupiter. First on

Uranus?Why

not sometimes I all bampoonish first

somewhere?No, gentlemen.

I cannot condone it. Sending a man to the

sun would be unconscionable. It is simply

too hot up there. I'm sorry,

Weasel, but it's already in the

budget. Well, you'll get

no help from me. Good day,

gentlemen. I want to be

first somewhere. Should

be Baboon's statue I looking at 'cause

I better astronaut. Someday

I get chance to beat idiot

weasel. I, Baboon,

want to be first on some world?

Hey, Baboon, you

want to be the first astronaut on the sun?

The weasel refused to go because he

was chicken.

I am first on Sun. I am gonna be

stacked too. Wait a minute.

Would that not be dangerous mission?Go to

Sun?I have pretty

sensitive skin. Got heat

rush. Don't worry,

we'll conduct the mission at night.

Oh, I, your man,

I a baboon first

astronaut on sun. I am

for that sun. I am better than Biesel.

I am baboon on sun. sh**t, I

knew I shouldn't have left those NASA

boys without resolving matters. Now

they've gone and picked that ignorant

baboon. Don't be a fool. If you go

on this mission, the sun will cook you to

a crisp. You don't trick me with

smooth talk wizzle. This

a night mission. No

danger. You just

jealous because I are first. I'm son.

I am baboon. Big shot for change.

Me first for change.

Me famous for change.

Me, me, me

Fine. Do what you want. I wash my

hands of the whole matter.

Thanks loads, weasel.

IR Baboon has been a net in my face for

my entire NASA career. It was IR

Baboon who, while in astronaut training,

covered my advisor with shaving cream.

It was IR Baboon who stuffed banana peels

in my rocket's exhaust pipe.

Now, by merely remaining silent, I could

be rid of him forever. No, no, it

is a sin to think thusly.

Must I?I am Weasel. Rescue my

most misguided of adversaries. Yes,

because I am Weasel.

Keep hands off merchandise.

I only hope I am not too late to stop

this madness.

Six, five,

four, three,

two, one. Lift

off. Dang.

One life lost diminishes

my own. It is up to me to bring him

back. I am Weasel.

Good afternoon, Mr. Weasel. And to you,

good fellow.

Weasel not want I are unsung!

Him make not I stop me!

Turn back. You're on a suicide mission.

When you hit the sun, you'll

die! You're just jealous of I, I,

IBaboon first on,

son. You're deluding yourself.

Grab my hand. I'll save you.

What trying do you do?k*ll I?You

will save.

You blow me big chance for to build

hero!

Weasel captures Rogue Astronaut.

Indignity this I are so

close. Next time I

show Weasel I am a

theme park and sun. Come

to Baboon World. Ride solar flare

with I your baboon.