05x22 - I Am Franken-Weasel

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Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

Now hold still!

Rinse. All done, Mrs. Henderson. You

need a root canal?They're opening next

Tuesday, Mr. Devacula. Now remember, Mrs.

Henderson, flossing is just as important

as brushing. I hate

my life. What kind of mad scientist have

I become?I'm not even a mad scientist.

I'm a mad dentist. I need to get back to

my roots. I will

recreate life!from a lifeless

form, for I am

Frazier Weasel!

My mad scientist laugh is a little rusty.

Cough drop. Why, thank you.

This will be my finest hour. I

just need to pick up a few supplies from

the mad scientist store, and we're

all set. Igor going to store back!

Igor going to store back! Hold it.

You are not going to the mad scientist's

store. Not after what you did last time

we went. You knocked over the entire

display of eyeballs in formaldehyde jars,

and I had to buy them all. Not

Igor's fault. Liesel asked Igor to

fetching jar. Not from the

bottom of the pile. Just go to the

cemetery and get me a fresh body to

reanimate. Frankenweasel

never trust Igor.

Let's see. Human brain, cheese graters.

Hmm, I could use a new mad scientist

coat. I wonder if White makes me look

fat. Hello here, may I help you?

Oh, Dr. Frankenweasel. So,

what you cooking up this time, doc?Just a

little giving life to the lifeless,

that's all. Need any eyeballs in for

Maldehyde, Charles?HmmNot funny.

I go not liking this place. I

go finding fresh body and getting out

fast. Who put a

dumb headstone in middle of semi-gary?

Shut up my touch! It belongs to Scraps,

my pet hamster. I come here every night

and mourn him. I flushed him down the

toilet. But I'd like to come here anyway.

Who would have known hamsters can't swim?

Oh! Why, Scraps?

Why?Hey, you looking fresh?

Easy, I hardly know you.

My boss sending me here to fetching fresh

body to bring him back to castle. He

wanted to feed with life.

Really?Oh, people have been telling me to

get a life for years. Well, well, well

What are we waiting for?My mother said

I would never amount to anything. I

always wanted to be a fireman. Until I

discovered they put out fires.

Igor, bring in the body.

Say, you picked a good one, Igor. You'll

make a perfect monster. He's nice and

chunky. Chunky?

I'm Demure. I got done good.

Yes, yes, you've done good. I will

now bring this lifeless body back to

life, for I am Frankenweasel. Oh,

excuse me.

Tigor, quit fooling around and turn the

crank to raise the platform.

Rise, oh platform, and take us up, so

I may create life from this hideous

form. Rise, rise!

It is. The

dawn of a new age is upon us.

Come mighty lightning, strike the rod so

life will be ours!

This guy needs to start drinking decaf.

By the powers invested in me, I command

you to live, live, live!

Cut it out, I'm already alive.

You're already alive?Then we can't go

through with the experiment. Something

dreadful might

happen. Meaning something.

I was supposed to be remembering to

bringing Weasel back down. Oh, they up

there a long time.

Ohh What happened?The last

thing I remember was lightning striking,

and then... and then...

Oh, I do declare!

Oh, we're charming castle!

Oh, what it needs, though, is a woman's

touch. Oh, this place is going to look

like a proper Southern home.

I've created a monster. Mad

Scientist Blogged, Never re-animate a

pantsless person, especially if they're

still alive. And you liar, he's burning!

That liar is burning!

As a last desperate hope to rid ourselves

of the monster, I need to create life

from lifelessness one final time.

What thatThe solution to our problems.

Oh, Scarlet!

Scraps! Oh, Scraps, I'm so

glad to see you. I thought I'd never see

you again after you went down the toilet.

Scraps, what's going in here?

No, No Scraps! He'll, he'll! Scraps!

You're thinking we're ever seeing Scarlet

or Hyne again?Frankly, Igor, I

don't give a. Dang.