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03x03 - Casa De Kenji

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous". Aired: September 18, 2020 – July 21, 2022.*
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Follows a group of teenage campers who become stranded on Isla Nublar after multiple dinosaurs escape their habitats.

03x03 - Casa De Kenji

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[suspenseful music]

[T-rex roaring]

[light music]

Hurry up, Darius. With the engine off,

we're gonna get swept out the sea

or smashed in the rocks.

[groans]

All right, pull me up.

[all grunting]

We gotta fix that hole or the gas

would be the least of our problems.

I thought having no GPS

would be the least of our problems.

Yeah and uh, not to add

to the doom and gloom but

[all gasps]

pretty sure we're also sinking.

Nah. We're just riding low

in the water because of uh

[clears throat]

[Bumpy growling]

[whispering] Do not listen to him.

You're perfect the way you are.

[normal voice]

Isn't there some non-Dino infested dock

we can get to?

The closest one

is on the other side of the island.

We'll never make it.

[sighs] We're doomed and gloomed.

Ha! Hold up!

There is another dock not far from here.

A private dock that's not on any map.

The dock near the "Pee House".

I went before we left.

No, not the

My dad's penthouse.

There's a private pier and everything.

And you're just now telling us this?

Okay, well maybe I forgot.

But now, we have a magic keycard

to get inside so meh.

That penthouse

could have everything we need.

We'll have everything we need.

My dad loves boats.

He's got all sorts of nautical junk.

To the "Pee House"!

[all] To the "Pee House"!

[all laughing]

[unenthusiastic laugh]

[boat thuds]

[boat screeching]

That's it. It's the last of the gas.

Totally worth it

'cause you're about to see

the most exclusive spot on the island.

[Kenji] At the penthouse,

we travel in style.

It's only a short ride away.

Cool, huh? Thanks to this magic keycard

opening every door on the island.

I'll finally get to show you guys

my home away from home.

[all gasping]

[eerie music]

Uh, Darius?

[sighs]

It's just a Matalaphosaurus.

They're loners.

Pretty much keep to themselves.

Then, onward. Paradise awaits.

[dinosaur groans]

[low growling]

[tense music]

[gasps]

[Kenji] Pretty cool, right?

Wait till you see the inside.

[uplifting music]

Looks pretty clear.

We get in, get what we need, and get out.

[Bumpy groans]

We're here, girl.

No offense but it's not really

her kind of place.

No offense

but she's an 8,000-pound dinosaur

who will totally trashed my pad, so

- yeah. So, it's not happening anyway.

- [Bumpy groans]

- [lock clicks]

- Yeah.

[muffled panting and grunting]

[all panting and grunting]

Dude, we ride on dinosaurs every day

and we're still this winded

from taking the stairs.

Sorry.

If the elevator was working,

it opens up right inside.

[gasps]

[light music]

Oh, I am not dressed for this.

Welcome friends to Casa de Kenji.

Who's up for the grand tour?

[all giggling]

Or there's the self-tour.

That too.

- [Darius] Whoa.

- [Kenji] Pretty sweet, eh?

A gift from Miss Rani. I named it

Horatio.

A replica of the 16 million-year-old

Xenoceratops

discovered in Southern China.

- [Darius] Ahh!

- [Kenji] Oh sure.

Also, it's gold.

[Brooklynn] Kenji, this is amazing.

[stuttering] Careful.

Dad doesn't let me touch that.

It's one of his favorites.

An original Gadi.

You're daddy's Gadi?

Obviously, it's uh It's uh

expensive. That's why it's art, yo.

Oh, my gosh! Kenji, is that your dad?

Yeah and that's the first skyscraper

he ever bought.

[gasps] Is that him at the white house?

What can I say?

Dad plays golf with the prez.

Hey, how come there aren't

any pics of you

[stuttering] If you like those,

check this out. There's even a pic of dad

on the cover of Modern CEO magazine.

Yeah, he owns a magazine

but you know, so few genre.

Guys, snacks!

Whoo! Yeah!

- [laughing]

- Um, imported snacks.

[Sammy gasps]

I could eat only this all the time.

- Thirsty?

- [Yasmina mumbling]

Just so you know, it's from

a very exclusive artesian well in Paris.

Filtered through diamonds.

That's not water.

That's an experience.

- [Brooklynn] And this gold is so shiny.

- [Darius] Guys, did you meet Horatio?

Well done.

They've all gone soft.

Hello! I thought we were supposed

to be searching for gas?

A patch for the boat? A GPS?

Any of these ringing a bell?

Dude, chill. Have some water.

[Ben sniffing]

Oh, does this place have a hot tub?

[indistinct chattering]

[Bumpy snoring]

[eerie music]

- [scooters thuding]

- [dinosaurs growling]

[dinosaurs growling]

[window thuds]

I can't believe you have one of these.

I didn't even think it was released yet.

Sweet, right? Top secret prototype.

It took all last summer

to get that high score, so

Yes! High score.

Sorry.

Wha-whatever. It's, it's a kiddie game.

[chuckling]

[gasps]

This place is crazy, right? [chuckles]

Look how cute this is.

Aw. [chuckling]

What awesomeness are you two looking at?

This adorable drawing you made

of your adorable family.

[Sammy] Is that mermaid your aunt or

I've got all this bawler stuff

and you zone in on something I drew

when I was five?

[Ben] Uh, guys.

something's up with Bumpy.

She only acts like that

when she senses danger

or when she's constipated.

I can't believe I'm saying this

but I hope it's the second one.

I'm sure it's nothing.

We can't risk it. You said your dad

has a portable GPS up here?

Yeah, somewhere.

But I didn't even show you

the hot tub yet. 16 jets.

I'll go down to the garage. If there's gas

or something to patch the boat with,

that's where it will be.

[Yasmina] We're coming with.

Sammy, are you coming?

Oh, um, yeah.

Glad to be out of it.

So much marble and gold and comfort.

That's no way to live, am I right?

You've been in the jungle

way too long, dude.

[thuding in distant]

Did you hear that?

[eerie music]

[thuding continues]

[objects crashing]

- [dinosaurs roaring]

- [all gasps]

How did they get up here?

Does it matter?

Back to the penthouse.

[dinosaurs growling]

[dinosaurs screeching]

[metal clanging]

[sighs]

[vibrating] I can feel the stress

draining out of me.

You guys are missing out.

- Whose got it next?

- [Darius] We're a little busy, Kenj.

You have no idea where the GPS is?

[Kenji] Dad's not big on sharing details.

Frees me up to not sweat the small stuff

or any stuff really.

[Brooklynn groans]

Then, where does he keep

the nautical stuff?

[Kenji groaning]

That way. Right past the 20 seats

home theater.

Okay, getting warmer maybe.

A compass. It's not a GPS but it will do.

It will more than do. That's an antique.

- Rumor has it, it used belonged to

- Someone super fabulous, we know.

- [dinosaur growling]

- [Brooklynn gasps]

[shushing]

[dinosaur growling]

- What is that?

- [gasps]

- [dinosaur screech]

- [both screams]

[Brooklynn grunts]

[all grunting]

[all sighs]

- [door thuds]

- [all screams]

This door is all mahogany.

We get it, you're rich. Just keep

the door shut so we can barricade it.

[dinosaur roaring]

[all grunting]

It's not working!

- The elevator!

- That's definitely not working.

We can climb down to the shaft.

[both grunting]

Kenji, come on!

What?

- [door thuding]

- [dinosaur roaring]

Kenji!

[all screaming]

[whispering] We have to go back

for the others.

They're safer in the penthouse.

We'll meet back up with them

after we hit the garage.

[dinosaur screeching]

Let's keep moving.

- [dinosaur roaring]

- [Sammy screams]

Move. Go back!

[all panting]

- [dinosaur screech]

- [Yasmina gasps]

[all grunts]

[dinosaurs roaring]

This one goes down.

- Down where?

- [dinosaurs screech]

Who cares?

[alll screaming]

[all groaning]

[dinosaur screeching]

Rolls-Royce on a jungle island.

That's practical.

Ooh, sealant.

We could use this to patch yatch.

Now, all we need is gas.

[all grunting]

Faster Kenji.

[Kenji grunts]

Just let go of the sculpture.

No way, you think? I'm dead.

[dinosaur growling]

[tense music]

[Brooklynn groans]

Where are they coming from?

[dinosaur roaring]

[Brooklynn screaming]

Brooklyn!

[dinosaur growling]

[Darius screams]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[screams]

Oh!

[Darius grunts]

[Darius panting]

[dinosaur roaring]

[Brooklynn screams]

[gasps]

[gasping]

[grunting]

[Darius screams]

[both gasps]

- [dinosaur roaring]

- [both screams]

[scultpture crashing]

[dinosaur snoring]

[trembling] Oh.

[groans]

- [dinosaur roaring]

- [Kanji grunts]

[all panting]

[somber music]

Sammy?

- Sammy?

- Hi!

I uh

- What?

- Is something bothering you?

[Ben] Dinosaurs in the building

isn't enough?

Private conversation, Ben.

Come on. What is it?

It's just that

[sighs]

Seeing that drawing of Kenji

and his family,

it made me think.

We're about to go home but

Do I even have a home to go back to?

What if Manticore is mad

I failed at spying for them?

Yes.

I'm scared to go home.

- [clanging]

- [both gasps]

[dinosaurs screeching]

[tense music]

[dinosaur screech]

- Let's go!

- How?

We just took all the gas out of the limos.

Not that one.

[dinosaur growling]

[tense music]

[dinosaur screech]

[all sigh]

[dinosaur growling]

[dinosaur screeching]

One more to go.

- [dinosaur roars]

- [gasps]

Ready?

[Ben grunts]

[dinosaur screeching]

[groaning]

[all screaming]

[limo revving]

Go, go, go!

[dinosaur screeching]

Come on!

[Limo honking]

[Bumpy groaning]

That's it, Bumpy!

[Bumpy groaning]

[dinosaurs groaning]

Cheer up, Kenj.

With all the stuff we found at your place,

we just might get out of here.

Yeah, I-I know. I

[sighs]

I guess I thought by seeing the penthouse,

you guys would finally think that I'm

[stuttering] I'm a I mean

I just wanted to show you all a good time

before we left the island.

We did have a good time

before the dinosaurs tried to k*ll us.

Dude, you know you don't need all

those fancy things to impress us, right?

We're already impressed.

Yeah, right.

Yeah. Right.

You're cool, funny, loyal.

You fought off a dinosaur

in an elevator shaft.

[chuckling]

I smacked it with dad's Gadi.

[giggling]

You're a good guy, Kenj.

And a good friend. Know that.

None of that other stuff matters.

[uplfiting music]

I know what you're gonna say.

It stings that I have to be so worried

about my family.

But maybe I don't have to just sit here

and worry.

Maybe I should help them somehow.

- [gasps]

- All right. Maybe I should do something.

Which is exactly what I'm gonna do.

Do something about it.

Oh, thanks Yaz! You're the best.

[sighs]

Nailed it.

So

How are we going to fix this thing?

No idea. I never got around in making

a Brooklynn and Boxes boat repairs video.

Too bad.

That would've gotten tons of views.

All right, people. So, what do we got?

- We can make this work.

- What if we make

[overlapping chattering]

[Brooklynn] Nails, boats, anything?

[eerie music]

[dinosaur growling]

[suspenseful music]

[footsteps]

[dinosaur roaring]

[closing theme music]