13x18 - Delivery to Monster Island/Ride Patrick Ride

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[jaunty music]

[chatter]
[all exclaim]

- I know exactly what
I'm gonna eat today!

Wait, why did I come in here,
again?

- Lemme guess--
- [shushing] Don't tell me.

- [groans]

- Hmm, starts with a K.

Uhh--

[electricity crackling]

- [sighs]

- [grunts]

- Uhh--

- [grunting]

- ♪ Throwin' patties
on the grill ♪

♪ Juggling ingredients ♪
- Ow, ow!

♪ Trying not to spill ♪

♪ The grill aflame ♪
- [grunts]

- ♪ Work is a game ♪

♪ When I'm done,
you'll have a bun ♪

♪ Full of yum, yum, yum ♪

[shimmering tone]
- Huh?

Yes!

My plan is working perfectly.

Minus the third degree burns.

Ooh!

Ahh!
- [vocalizing]

- [straining]

And now, for my clever escape.

- Hey! Where do you think
you're going?

- Ahh!
- Trying to sneak out

before the big delivery, huh?

No need to get cold feet,
little patty.

You'll be very happy
in your new home.

[alarm beeping]
Oh, no!

I'm gonna be late
for my delivery!

[vocalizing]

Whoop!

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[humming]

Don't worry, little patty,
you're almost home.

[wind gusts]
Huh? Ohh!

Wait!

Whoa!

Ohh!

[thrilling music]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

Hey, something soft
broke my fall.

Thanks, patty.

- [groans]

[various animal noises]
Patty,

I don't think
we're in Bikini Bottom anymore.

[bird screeches]

We must be lost
in the deep Goo Sea.

I guess we'll miss
the delivery.

I've let down
poor, old Mr. Krabs.

Hey, where are you going?

- I'm just going to the, uh...

little patty's room?

- [laughs]
Oh, why didn't you say so?

I'll discreetly turn around
and give you a little privacy.

[giggles]

Hey, wait a minute.

I don't make little patties.

Nice try, Plankton.

- [chuckles]

[grunts]

- Get back here.

[struggling efforts]

Wait a minute,
we're marooned!

- We have to make
this patty last.

It's our only food
until we're rescued.

- [straining]

So?
What's your point?

- If we're gonna survive,
we'll have to share.

- Huh, share?

You've got yourself a deal,
big boy!

- Aww, put 'er there, pal.

Here, you can have
the first bite.

Make it a small one.

- Don't mind if I do.
[munches]

That's strange.
[munches]

- Uh, Plankton?

- This patty tastes
a little...angry.

- Plankton.

- [munching]

Whaa!

- Whoa-oh!

[straining]

Plankton!
You're okay!

Oh, I thought I lost you.

- Uhh, SpongeBob?

- [roars]

[both exclaiming]

- Whoa!

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

- [groans]

- Ahh!
- [groans]

Enough!

- Sorry.

- [breathes deeply]

We have to start looking for
shelter before it gets dark.

- What about Mr. Snake Monster?

Can he come stay with us?

- No.

- Sorry. I tried.

- [groans]

- [grunts] Not too shabby.

Yep.

- Plankton, could you move
your leg over a little?

It's a bit cramped in here.

[both yelp]
[crashing]

Hey, lucky these thorns
broke our fall.

- Yeah, lucky me.

- Hey, this place looks
pretty spacious.

We can really do a lot
with this place.

Over there can be your room.

That could be my room.

Oh, it's a little dark
back here, isn't it?

Hey, I can hear my echo.
[voice echoing]

- Does it feel a little
wet in here to you?

- Hey, look.
I found a light switch.

[clicks]
- [growling]

[both screaming]

- [roars]

- Oh, hey, Plankton.

- New plan.

Let's grab a bite to eat.

- Ooh, look! Bananers!

Hmm.

Gah. Wha!

- Finally, some grub!

- Let's eat.

- Mama!

both: Aww!

- [growling]
- Gah!

- [roars]

- [chuckles]

Uhh.

[winces] Oh!

[slurping]
[both groaning]

- [burps]

- Should we eat this rock?

- I'll eat anything.

[dramatic music]

- [roars]

[both scream]

- Ohh!

[both grunt]

- [growling]

[both scream]

- Ohh!

Leave us alone!

- [munches]

Hey!

both: Aha!

[light music]

♪ ♪

[all grunting happily]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[ding]
- Mmm.

[laughs]

- [laughs]

[all munching happily]

- Hup!
both: Ah!

- Hup!
- Yeah!

Great work out there today.

Ohh, it's just not the same
without you.

- [sighs]

It's just not the
same without you.

SpongeBob?
- Yes, Plankton?

- Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

- Yep, I can't decide either.

Do the company sports jerseys
look better in beige or green?

- No, you imbecile.

It's time for us to am-scray
and get back home

without the monsters noticing.

- [whimpering]

They're watching us everywhere,
Plankton.

Run for it!

[both panting]

Yah! Nose dive!

both: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[both screaming]
- Too many monsters!

Ahh!

[all roar]

- SpongeBob, I have an idea.

Follow my lead.

All right, monsters.

We'll go back to work and whip
up some nice coconut patties.

In fact, we have a big,
delicious surprise for you.

You just have to
close your eyes.

[all grunting]

Good! Now stick your fingers
in your ears and sing,

♪ La la la la
la la la ♪

all: ♪ La la la la
la la la ♪

- Now, run!

both: Whoa!

- Yeah!

[all roaring]

- Ahh.

- Goodbye, friends
who kept us c*ptive

by threatening to eat us!

Great thinking back there,
Plankton.

How about we celebrate
our victory?

both: Cheers!
[slurping]

Hm, wait. Why are we heading
back to the island?

- I think the island
is heading back to us.

- Uh-oh.

[roars]

- Ahh!

- [grunting]

[rumbling]

[all exclaiming]
- Comin' through!

- Hm?
- Ahh!

- [screams]

- Ohh!

- Hm? Phew.

[heavy stomping]

[screams]

- That was a close one.

[both scream]

- You're late, SpongeBob.

Where have you been
the last six years?

- [blubbers, gasps]

Mr. Krabs!

- [sighs] Well, it was nice
while it lasted.

- [groans]

[rumbling]

- It's an earthquake!
Run for your lives!

- Ahh!

- Ahh!
Oh, ohh!

- No! Not me restaurant!

- [burps]

[munches happily]

[all exclaim]

- I know what I want
to eat today!

I'll have one coco patty.

- Comin' right up,
for a nominal service charge.

- [giggles] All's well
that ends well, eh, Plankton?

[gasps] Oh, no!

Where's Plankton?

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Rawr, rawr,
we're alone at last.

Muah.

[fizzing]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning, Patrick.

[rings bell]

- Hup! Good morning, SpongeBob!

- Wanna go for a bike ride
through jellyfish fields?

- You bet your square pants
I do!

[grunts]

[laughs]
Oh, I love bike riding.

[giggling]

[brakes screech]

[grunts]

I forgot I don't have a bike.

- No problem.
I have a spare.

Hmm. Uh-oh.

Hold on, it'll just
take me a minute to find it.

Hm!

[grunting]

Sorry, Patrick,
I just can't seem to...

- [meows]

- Find it.

- [laughs]

Check out this sweet ride!

- Thanks Gare Bear.

- [meows]

- Eee!

[grunts]

[straining]

Come on, SpongeBob!
Follow me!

[grunts]

Oh, yeah. I don't know how
to ride a bike.

[cries]

I guess I can't go bike riding
with you, SpongeBob!

- Now, don't you worry
your pretty, pink, pointy head.

I can teach you how
to be an expert bicyclist.

- Oh, nice!
[laughs]

I'm gonna be an icicle mist!

- Lesson one: How to properly
sit on a bike.

Face forward,

arms parallel but loose,

both feet placed
firmly on the sand.

- Uh, okay, then.

Uh, here I go.

- Turn around.

Other side.
- [struggling efforts]

- Uh--
- Ahh!

- But not quite.

Okay, uh, gettin' there.

- [muffled] How's this?

[gears squeaking]

- Uh, maybe we need
a more hands-on approach.

Handlebars grasped firmly,

tushy planted,
feet stable,

and ta-da!

- [laughs] I did it!

- Don't worry, you just need
to get the hang of it.

- [grunts]

- Yeah, almost got it.

- Ah!

- Nearly there.

[straining]

Close.

[screams, whimpers]

You know, Patrick,

I think you have
gravity trouble.

- I don't know what
you're talkin' about.

- Uh-huh.

Those should keep you upright.

[grunts]

Maybe some training wheels.

[grunting]

- [giggling]

That'll make you
a little more stable.

- [scoffs] That's what
my psychiatrist says.

- Hm. Uh!
- [grunts]

- [grunts] Yah.

- Ooh, ah.

Yow! Uh!

- [grunting]

Haa!

- Whoa!

Ay!
- Ah! Ehh!

[crashing]
Oyy.

- Ohh!
[groans]

- Hmm. Time to check
under the hood.

- [whimpering]

- Whoa, just as I thought.

Your brain's a bit unbalanced.

- [babbling]

Doy! Uhh!

Ohh. Ohh!

Ah-whoo-hoo!

- Now give it a try.

- [grunting]

Rah-hoo-hoo!

- I think someone's
ready to pedal!

- I think so, too!
[laughs]

Who?
- That's it.

Now, pedal nice and easy.

- [giggles]

And don't you let go!

- Don't worry, buddy. I won't
take my hands off this bike.

I promise.
- [giggles]

I'm doing it!
[laughs]

Hey!

Huh?

- I didn't let go!

- Ohh!
[screams]

- You need something
to help you focus.

- Way ahead of ya.

Mmm.

Ooh, hello.
[laughs]

- Yeah, it's working, Patrick!

You're doing great!
- Ohh!

[munches happily]

Huh?

[screams]

- For now, just observe me.

Take a closer look
and see how it's done.

[grunting]

- [laughs]

- [straining]

- [laughs]

- Ahh!

- [laughs]

- Watch my feet,
and do what I do.

- Ooh.

[giggling]

- That's it.
Now you're getting it.

Now pedal
just a little bit faster.

- Faster?

Oh, ohh.

[both screaming]

- Oh, a little too fast there,
Patrick.

Just relax.

- I'm relaxed!

[both scream]

- [sighs]
I'm so happy

we have some time
to ourselves, Puffykins.

- Without any interruptions
from--

[both screaming]

- Look out!

- Sponge!

- Bob!

[both scream]

[screaming]
[expl*si*n booms]

- [whimpering]
- What in the name

of all that's salty
are you two dipsy doodles--

- Squidward.
- What?

- Squidward!

- ♪ La da dee
la da dum ♪

[tires screeching]
[screams]

[expl*si*n booms]

- [groaning]

Of course.

[all exclaiming]

[children playing]

[screams approaching]

- Ahh!
[all exclaiming]

- [whimpers]
- Hi, Mrs. Puff.

- Hello, SpongeBob.

- You know, I'm having
a little trouble

trying to teach Patrick
how to ride a bicycle.

Have you ever had trouble
teaching a student, Mrs. Puff?

- [groans]

- Ehh.
- [sighs]

Some people are just
unteachable.

- [screams]

[all exclaim]

[expl*si*n booms]

[all groaning]
[children laughing]

- [yelps]

- Unteachable?

Unteach!
That's it!

[giggles]
- [groans]

- Thanks, Mrs. Puff!

- We're having our next date
at home.

- You know what
your problem is, Patrick?

Your brain is just too full
of unimportant knowledge.

- Yeah, it is pretty
jam-packed.

Or is it packed with jam?

[munches]

- We need to make some room
in your head for bike riding.

Let's see. Do you remember
how to brush your teeth?

- Of course.

I even know how
to comb my teeth.

[laughs]

[screeching]

Uh! [blabbering]

- Well, now you don't.

- Whoo-hoo! Uh!

- How to watch TV?
Nah, not important.

- Dah!

- Put on your pants?
Overrated.

- Uh!
- Family? Ehh.

Unnecessary.

- Uhh--

- Patrick, what is your name?

- Who is I?

- Ooh, I think someone's
finally ready

to ride a bicycle!

[thrilling music]

♪ ♪

[expl*si*n booms]

[eerie tone]

♪ ♪

[horn squeaks]

- All right, Patrick,
you're ready.

There's just one more thing
to remember--

have fun.

- [blubbering]

I have no knowledge
of bike riding.

- Huh? Patrick, get off
that bike before it's too late!

- Don't worry, SpongeBob.

It's just Bread Man's Hill.
- [bird caws]

- That's not Bread Man's Hill,

it's Dead Man's Hill!

- Wha--is that worse?

It sounds worse.

It is worse!

Ohh no!

Whoa!

Yah!
- [growling]

- Huh. Whoa!

[evil laughter]

- SpongeBob, I'm doing it!

[laughs] I'm bicycling!

[panting]

[brakes screech]

[all cheering]
[giggles]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

[crowd cheering]

- Ahh!

- [screaming]

[crashing]

- [sighs]

[horse neighing]

[camera shutter clicks]

♪ ♪

[alarm bell blaring]

- [grunting]

- Uh!

[straining effort]

- Uh!

- In honor of becoming
the greatest bicyclist

who has ever lived,
I present you the key

to Bikini Bottom.
- Ah.

- Oh, and the lock!

[all chanting]
Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick! Patrick!

- Patrick?

Oh, thank Neptune
you're okay.

- Of course I'm okay.

I'm an expert bicyclist now.

- Patrick, you crashed all
the way down Dead Man's Hill.

- Hmm.

[screaming]

[crashing]
[grunting]

- You've been in a coma
for six weeks.

- Whoa! [laughs]

A new personal best.

- Sorry I couldn't teach you
how to ride a bike, Patrick.

- Who needs a dumb bike?

I am a bike!
[laughs]

Hop on, buddy!

Let's roll!

[tires screeching]
[both laughing]

- Whee!

Ohh!

- Ahh!
- [laughs]

- Ahh--
- Look out!

[all cheering]
- [straining]

[both laughing]

both: Whoo!

[expl*si*n booms]

- Huh. I don't know how
to ride a Patrick.

[light music]

♪ ♪