08x04 & 08x05 - Teen Titans Action

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

- [cat meowing]
- [mouse squeaking]

- [elephant trumpeting]
- [lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[all gasp]

Hey, Titans,
I know this is a toy store

and we're all
very excited to be here,

but try to keep your cool.

[all screaming in joy]

[gasps]

A new Pretty, Pretty
Pegasus sparkle face plushy!

And it squeaks!

Yo, yo, yo!

This scooter is so dope!

The plastic circle
is so much of the fun

when combined
with a hip movement!

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

[gasps]

I'm getting some major air
with this pogo stick!

Whoo!

Titans! Over here!

I found
the action figure aisle!

[rock music playing]

[trembling]

This is where you can find
the coolest, most exciting
toys ever!

Uh, where is our toys at?

They should be
around here somewhere.

I do not see them
any of the where.

Maybe they sold out.

[Toy Master laughs]

[all] Toy Master!

What are you doing here?

What do you mean,
what am I doing here?

This is my store!

Then tell us
what you did with our toys.

Oh! Well, I put them
with all the other
lame unwanted toys,

in the bargain bin.

[all gasp]

The bargain bin?

Why aren't they
in the action figure aisle?

Because you're not action!

You're comedy.

And no child
wants to play with toys

based off your shenanigans.

Who doesn't want to play
with Real Hair Robin?

Oh! Look how real
that hair is. [gasps]

Or the Ice Cream
Scoop Starfire?

Whoo! Scoopy, scoop, scoop.

Or what about
Sweet Baby Beast Boy?

Oh, look,
he's not feeling well.

[coos]

Or Real Burger Grillin Cyborg?

[chomps] Tangy/

And the coolest toy of all,

Raven.

The head turns.

[all] Ooh!

Kids don't
want to play
with that!

They want to play
with action figures

based on the action heroes
whose lives are full of action,

like the Justice League.

[legendary music playing]

The Justice league
is my number one toy license.

[gasps] Your toys
do the driving
of the motor vehicles?

No, Star.

A toy license is a contract

that enables Toy Master
to make action figures

based on the likeness
of the Justice League.

Ooh! Can we get one of those?

It's possible, but first,

you have to cut the shenanigans

and start acting like
real action heroes.

Only then will kids
want to buy your toys.

Not a problem.

From this moment on,

action will be
our number one priority.

Okay, Titans,

in order to get
that action figure license,

we have to become
more action-oriented!

I knows.
Check out this lounging action.

- [thumps]
- [exploding]

[Beast Boy] Action!

Check out
this book-opening action.

[Raven] Action!

Check out the action
of the royal wave!

- [creaks]
- [exploding]

[Starfire] Action!

Check out this blinking action!

[screeches]

[Cyborg] Action!

Gah! What's the use?

We'll never be
real action heroes!

Guys, why don't we use
the action button
on our computer?

- That's a thing?
- [beeps]

- [grunts]
- [glass breaking]

[Cyborg] I mean,
it says action right on it.

Oh. I guess it couldn't hurt.

[alarm blares]

[power surging]

Whoa! Check this place out.

It's amazing!

And certainly epic
in the proportions.

I can't believe we own this.

We just never had a use for it.

Uh... Titans!

[enthralling music playing]

[all] Wow!

[all] Cool mech suits!

I say we power these puppies up
and see what they can do.

Titans, go!

[Raven] I am online
and ready to rock!

[Starfire] All my systems
are on the go!

[Cyborg] Engines are fired up,
and I'm looking sweet!

Yeah! Check me out.

I'm heavy metal, yo!

[Robin] Titans!
Let's call up Toy Master.

[screaming]

[line ringing]

Hello?

[Robin] Tell us, Toy Master,
is this enough action for you?

[all grunt]

[Starfire screaming]

[grunts and screams]

[Raven shouting]

[screaming]

[Cyborg screaming]

[both shouting]

Initiate group action pose.

[all shouting]

[thudding]

[exploding]

Oh, yes! [giggles]

I can definitely make
action figures out of that.

Congratulations, Titans.

You've got yourself
a toy license.

Keep us the action, Titans,

and I'll start selling
your action figures.

[all cheering]

[Robin] Yes. Action!

[Beast Boy] Yay! Yeah!

- [thudding]
- [Cyborg] Yeah

- [Robin] Whoo!
- [Raven] Yeah!

[Beast Boy] I cants believe

we're gonna have
our own action figures.

This calls for a celebration.

Who wants some waffles?

[all screaming] Waffles!

[Cyborg] Now,
where is that waffle maker?

- [beeping]
- [Cyborg] Oh, here it is.

All right!

[growling]

[Cyborg] Ahhh!

[screaming]
Why is this thing
trying to eat me?

Because everything here
is built for action.

And this makes
breakfast more action!

[screaming] Action!

[all screaming]

[Cyborg screaming]

[Beast Boy] Wow! Cool!

[Raven] Yeah,
it was actually kind of fun.

Like in a high-stakes
life or death sort of way.

[Cyborg] Well,
so much for waffles.

[Beast Boy]
Let's watch some TV.

- [all screaming in joy]
- [thumping]

[theme music playing]

[metal music playing]

[Robin] Take cover!

[Starfire screaming]
Why is the TV
trying to destroy us?

[Robin] Because action heroes
don't get to watch TV.

They have to watch out
for the TV.

[beeping]

I'm going in. Cover me.

[Cyborg screaming]

[grunting]

[Raven] That was a little
too close.

Do we really have to
risk our lives

every time we turn on the TV?

Yes.

In order to
maintain our marketability
as action figures,

we have to keep up
our action hero personas!

[Cyborg] Cool!
But can our action
figure personas

get something to eat?

I'm starving over here.

Agreed.

All of this action

- has built up
quite the appetite.
- [grumbling]

Well, I know the perfect place

to grab a bite.

Titans, go!

[all shouting]

Action!

Whoo!

[all cheering]

[Starfire] You expect us
to do the eating there?

Traveling through
that asteroid field

is gonna put
all our lives in danger.

Endangering our lives

is what
being an action hero
is all about!

Look! Our action figures
are now more popular
than the Justice League's!

Oh, my goodness!

That means we've become
the number one toy license!

It's like a dream come true.

Kids love us!

So, let's give 'em
more of what they want.

Action!

Titans, go!

[dance music playing]

[all shouting]

[Starfire grunts]

[Raven grunts]

[Beast Boy screaming]

[Cyborg grunting]

[screaming]

Ow!

[Robin grunting]

[screaming]

Yes! Argh!

[Cyborg] We made it.

[all groaning]

[all groaning]

I'm starting to think that

risking our lives
just to sell action figures

isn't a good idea.

I miss the old days

when we were
just about shenanigans.

And our lives were filled
with the kitties and the games!

Yeah. I ain't even sure

I wants to be
an action hero no more.

- I'm with you, Beastie.
- Me, too.

Indeed.

But if we quit now,

what are we gonna do
about our toy license?

We'll handle that.

[line ringing]

Hello? Toy Master. What's up?

[Raven] Listen, Toy Master.

We've had a change of heart.

We alls decided

that we don't want to be
action heroes no more.

So, you can go ahead
and cancel that toy license.

Oh, forget it.
There's no getting out of it.

As long as
I have the toy license,

you're contractually obligated
to remain action heroes.

I control
your likeness now.

[Robin] But you
don't control us!

You're going down, Toy Master!

Come and get me.

But I should warn you.

The popularity
of your action figures

has enabled me to build
a slightly bigger toy factory!

[all gasp]

How much further, Robin?

According to my scanners,

Toy Master's factory
is just up ahead.

That dirty, no good Toy Master!

I can't believe
he's forcing us
to be action heroes

just so he can sell toys!

[sighs] We never
had this problem
with our shenanigan toys.

Cut the chatter.

We're here.

But all I see is the moon.

That's no moon.

That's Toy Master's factory!

No way!

Whoa! It's even bigger
than I imagined.

[gasps] And it appears
to be armed to the
pearly white teeth!

We can't let that deter us.

If we want to stop
being action heroes,

we need to get in there
and destroy our toy license.

Easier said than done, bro.

Yeah, man.

I mean, look at that thing.

We don't have
enough firepower
to take on all that.

You're right.
We are going to need help.

You really think
the Justice League
is gonna help us?

Of course they will.

What we need is a team
of serious action heroes,

and no team is more serious
than the Justice League.

Titans, que pasa?

Welcome to the Hall of Party!

[dance music playing]

We got Superman
manning the grill.

Yeah, man!

We got
a sweet game of volleyball
going on in the pool.

Appreciate you, Plastic Man.

[Plastic Man laughs]

Martian Manhunter.

Oh, he's punchin' down
the vibe!

Oh-h*-h*! You guys
came to the right party!

- [music stops]
- No, no, no,
we're not here to party.

We are here
to ask for the help.

What kind of help?

We need to destroy
our toy license.

But the Toy Master
has it locked
inside his factory.

Oh, that sounds terrible.

Good luck with that.

What do you mean,
"good luck with that?"

Ain't you going to help us?

Nah.

But you are the Justice League.

What happened
to being the world's
greatest superheroes?

I know, I know, I know.

But ever since
you guys replaced us

as the number one toy license,

we're finally
able to take a break

from being action heroes.

[music plays]

Well, break time's over.
So let's go, go, go!

Whoa! No, no, forget it, okay?

We don't want to go back
to risking our lives

just to sell toys.

We'd rather
just kick it poolside

and enjoy some fun and games.

So you like to play games?

We could play you
in some games.

And if we win,

the Justice League
has to help us
take down Toy Master.

Okay, okay.

But if we win,
we go back to our party-party,

and you guys can go handle
all the action on your own.

So we have a deal?

Oh, it's on.

Then let the games begin.

Okay, listen up, people.

Now, this competition
will be decided by

whichever team wins
the best of three rounds.

And the first round is

la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Limbo!

No problem.

I'm the limbo king.

Whoa! Okay, well then let's see
how low you can go.

See what I did there?

Too easy.

[all cheering]

Oh, piece of cake!

Actually, I'll take two slices.

That's how easy
this is going to be.

- [screams]
- You gots this, bro.

No, I don't!

My body don't bend that way!

Yes, it will.

You just got to
[struggling] loosen up.

[Cyborg screaming]

[groaning]

Now, get under there and win!

Huh?

[laughs] I made it! Booyah!

[all cheering]

Oh, no. No. No. No, I'm...

Oof!

[groans] Oh!

- Yes! Yes!
- [all cheering]

Nice shot, dude.

Oh, you're in trouble now,
bird boy,

'cause you're dealing
with the Batman!

Ha-ha, we'll see about that.

- [grunts]
- [beeping]

Ha! Beat that Batman!

[dramatic music playing]

Whoo-hoo! Yes!

I love the taste of victory.

It, you know, tastes like
a cupcake, actually.

[chomps]

Okay, Beast Boy,
it all comes down to this.

If we win this race,

we'll finally have the means
to take down Toy Master.

Don't worry,
I gots this, yo.

On your marks, get set, go!

Time to get the jump
on his fool.

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

Later!

Ha-ha!

[laughs]

Are you ready
for this, Princess,

'cause I'm about to send you
to another dimension!

No.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

[screeches]

[screams]

You shall not outrace me,
Man of the Stainless Steel,

for I am bringing up the heat!

[shrieks]

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Yes! Victory is ours! Ha-ha!

In your face, Justice League!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[whooshing]

No!

This can't be happening!

Oh, mans!

Oh, you lose, Titans!

Now, if you'll excuse us,

we've got a party
to get back to!

Justice League! Justice League!

Sure! Walk away, party boy!
We don't need your help!

We'll be just fine

dealing with Toy Master
on our own!

Are you sure
that's a good idea?

Of course it's a good idea.

[Cyborg] This is not
a good idea, dude! [screams]

[Starfire] We're taking on
the heavy fire.

Just lost all my shields.

What are we gonna do, yo?

Retreat!

You won't escape from me
that easily!

I can't move!

I was wrong, Titans.
We do need the Justice League!

[The Flash] Did someone
call our name?

Ba-pa-da-da!

We are in the house!

[machine powering down]

Oh, snap.

Them dudes showed up after all!

What made you change your mind?

Well, after you left,

I mean, we realized that
[chuckling] there was no way

you guys could handle this
on your own.

I mean, how are you guys
going to take down

an evil genius like Toy Master

when you can't even
win a sack race?

[Cyborg] Oh, it's true.
We are pathetic.

[Beast Boy] We just ain't
cut out to be action heroes.

Well, you said it.

Justice League! Justice League!

Forget it!

I designed my factory
to be impervious
to action heroes.

[Flash] Justice League party--

[all shrieking]

Oh, mans,
hows we gonna
stop this guy?

Our action hero powers
are the useless!

That's the thing.

We're not action heroes.

You're right.

We're the Teen Titans!

Which means
we can take him down
with our shenanigans!

Titans, go!

No! This can't be!

The Ice Cream
Scoopity Scoop Scoops!

Whoa!

Burger Grilling Barrage!

[screams]

Baby Beast Boy Blast!

[Toy Master shrieks]

Real Hair Brush, Brush, Brush!

[groans]

Hand over the license,
Toy Master.

It's over.

Indeed it is.

For you!

[machine powering up]

Turning Head Deflect!

No, not the license!

Without its immense power,

my factory
will become unstable.

[rumbling]

[Beast Boy]
Let's get out of here, yo!

Curse you, Titans!

As soon as
my insurance check clears

I shall have my revenge!

[dance music playing]

Nice work, Titans. We did it!

Whoa, don't celebrate just yet.

We need to stop that wreck
before it destroys Jump City.

[chuckling] Well,
good luck with that.

You're not going to
get in on the action?

No, man. We're done
with all that action nonsense.

We are much the better

at messing about
with the comedy shenanigans.

Now who's up for a dance party?

[Titans cheering]

[Cyborg] Oh, yeah!
Drop it like it's warm.