08x10 - Easter Annihilation

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[all shivering]

Titans, you know what today is?

[screams] Easter!

- [all scream] Easter!
- [all cheering]

We loves Easter, yo!
It's got all that good candy.

[laughs]

Like those
colorful jelly beans.
[chomping]

The marshmallow duckies.
[chomping]

And those sweet,
sweet chocolate bunnies.

I just love to nibble
on their face.

[chomping]

- [all chomping]
- All that candy
is pretty sweet.

But the best part
about Easter is...

the Easter egg hunt!

[all cheering and laughing]

Wait! Those sneaky eggs
are so well-hidden.

Yeah, we didn't find
half of them last year.

Well, that won't be
a problem this year.

Because I have built
this tracker.

It'll help us find all the eggs
using satellite technology.

[all] What?

Let's get those eggs.

Titans, hunt!

[tracker beeping]

There's one. Ten o'clock.

Found it.

Two more up in the tree.

Got 'em.

- [tracker beeping]
- Another one over there.

- [growling]
- Drop it, Sticky Joe.

Drop it!

Hunting the Easter eggs
is so much easier
with the tracking device.

[tracker beeping]

Oh, man.
The tracker stopped working.

Well, fix it, bro.

We still got some
more eggs to find.

I can't fix it.

Something must be jamming
the satellite signal.

Then we'll have to go up there
to check it out.

To space?

Egg-xactly.

Titans, go!

The cold darkness of space
is so the unwelcoming.

Not exactly a fun Easter vibe.

- Ow! So dark in here,
I can't see anything.
- [Beast Boy laughing]

Cyborg, hit the power.

Ew!

Ugh, what is that stuff?

I don't know. But it explains
why the power isn't working.

[sniffs] Ugh!

It smells like rotten eggs.

[tracker beeping]

Huh, is the tracker
working again?

Yeah, but it's not
tracking an egg.

- [tracker beeping]
- [footsteps approaching]

Ahh! What was that?

[Raven] There it is again!

Relax, it's probably
just a rat.

Ain't no rats in space, fool.

Perhaps it is
the bloodthirsty alien.

Ahh!

It's just spacesuits, Titans.

Nothing to worry about.

- Ahh!
- Happy Easter!

[giggles]

[all groaning]

The Easter Bunny.

This is so much worse

than the terrifying
space alien.

I was really hoping
we wouldn't see him

or his booty eggs
this year.

Don't be silly.

Everyone loves my booty eggs.

It's a shame I can only
lay them once a year.

But I have a plan
to change all that.

[giggles maniacally]

What plan?

[giggles] Well,

since Easter is based
on the lunar calendar,

I am going to turn the moon
into an Easter egg.

So every day will be Easter,
and I can lay my magical
booty eggs all year round.

[giggling and straining]

[sighs in relief]

Gross. Booty eggs
all year round?

Ugh, them things are nasty, yo.

Forget it, Easter Bunny.

We're putting a stop
to your diabolical plan.

Stop me?

Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
[smacks lips]

You are going to help me.

[gasps] Friend Robin has been
turned into the egg.

And I'm going to turn
all of you into eggs, too.
[giggles]

- [roaring]
- [Titans] Ahh!

[Raven] Run!

- [Cyborg panting]
- [Easter Bunny giggling]

Ahh!

Okay, everyone. Relax.

Let's think this through.

Think what through?
Robin's an egg and we're next.

It is the egg hunt.

It is we who are now
being the hunted.

- [growling]
- [Titans] Ahh!

Chill, yo.
That's just my tum-tum.

[stomach growling]

Good thing I remembered
to pack some Easter candy.

[chomping]

How can you eat
at a time like this?

It chills me out, mama.

- [Beast Boy crunching]
- [egg cracking]

Uh, uh, guys?
The egg is hatching.

But hatching the what?

I don't know.

It's hard to see.

Happy Easter.

Ahh!

Join us.

The never!

Yeah, you ain't turning us
into no Easter bunnies.

[growling]

[Titans] Ahh!

Let's get out of here!

[Starfire] Whoa!

[laughs maniacally]

[Cyborg panting]

Look, friends! An escape pod.

[Titans straining]

Quick, seal the doors.

There, that should hold him.

- [machine beeps]
- [sighs] I'm so glad
we made it.

Okay, friends.
Prepare for the take-off.

[laughs maniacally]

Happy Easter!

- [Starfire gasps]
- [gasps mockingly]

Ahh!

[Titans gasp]

Happy Easter.

Ahh!

Move.

[Titans] Ahh!

[bunnies giggle]

[Titans panting]

[giggles]

Which way?

[Titans gasp]

[giggles]

[laughs maniacally]

[giggles]

Oh, no. We's trapped.

Come on!

Quick, in here.

[bunnies' laughter echoing]

I don't like this one bit.

Them dirty bunnies
could be anywheres.

[tracker beeping]

Guys, we've got company.

[tracker beeping]

Here it comes.

[squeaking]

- [Cyborg gasps]
- [Beast Boy] Aw.

No way. I guess there
are rats in space.

Aw, isn't he cute?

- [giggles]
- Ahh!

- Cy!
- Come on.

[both panting]

That's it. It's over, yo.

We're doomed.

Calm down.
Here, have some more candy.

[chomping]

[engine rumbling]

[siren wailing]

Ahh! What's happening?

Now that he's got Robin,
Cyborg and Starfire,

the Easter Bunny has enough

help to complete his evil plan.

Oh, no.

What are we going to do?

I think it's time we gave
those bunnies an Easter
they'll never forget.

Let's get some.

Prepare for arrival,

my little bunnies.

[giggles]

[bunnies giggling]

Egg-secute
Operation Lunar Drop.

- [bunnies giggling]
- [machine beeping]

Ooh, yeah. [chortles]

[straining]

[straining]

[chortles maniacally]

[laughs maniacally]

My plan is fully hatched.

Now nothing can stop me
from spreading my booty eggs

all year round.

[laughs]

Happy Easter.

Get them!

[chortling and growling]

[both] Ahh!

- [bunny growling]
- Ahh!

[bunny screams]

Ahh!

[giggling]

Ahh!

[yelping]

[screams]

[slobbering]

- [grunts]
- [exclaims]

- Hi.
- Ahh!

- [Starfire struggling]
- [bunny giggling]

Ha!

[gasps]

[both huffing]

[shrieking silently]

You may have
defeated my bunnies,

but I have an Easter
surprise for you.

[woman on PA system]
Self-destruct sequence initiated.

Look out.

- [Beast Boy groaning]
- [Starfire struggling]

Time to hop on out of here.

Come, my bunnies.

[giggling maniacally]

[grunts]

[woman on PA system]
Core meltdown
in T-minus one minute.

Let's go, mama.
This entire place
is gonna blow.

We can't leave yet.

We still have to return
the moon to normal.

But, how's we gonna do that?
We's running out of time.

If we can crash
the space station
into the moon,

the expl*si*n could blast
the paint right off.

Are you crazy, Ray-Ray?

We ain't never
going to survive that.

Maybe not.

But it's the only way to stop

the Easter Bunny's plan.

Okay, mama. Let's do this.

[woman on PA system]
Core meltdown in three...

two, one.

[rumbling]

- [Beast Boy] Woo-hoo!
- [Raven] Yeah!

[together] We did it!

Aw, yeah. It's good
to be home in Jump City.

I'm not so sure about that.