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06x25 - Kittens and Mittens

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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06x25 - Kittens and Mittens

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[SINGING] Let's have some fun

SAM: Read along with a story

ALL: Sail the ocean blue

SAM: Get your friends
and play dress-ups

ALL: You're all welcome to

SAM: Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

ALL: Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

SAM: Come on a great adventure

ALL: Sing your favorite tunes

SAM: Reading,
writing, and painting

ALL: Something we all can do

SAM: Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

ALL: Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

ALL: Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[SINGING] Doctor
Knickerbocker,

Knickerbocker, number nine

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

So let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number nine


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number nine

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number nine


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number nine

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hands

ALL: Now we've got the
rhythm of the hands

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number nine


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number nine

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the head

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the head

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hands

ALL: Now we've got the
rhythm of the hands

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number nine


[whimsical music]

Allo.

Allo allo allo.

Allo allo allo.

It's time to move along.

It's time for a Wiggly song.

["DAY O, THE BANANA BOAT SONG"
PLAYING]

[SINGING] Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and me want to go home

Let's go bananas.

Work all night till
the morning come

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

SAM: Stack banana
till the morning come

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Come, Mr. Tally
Man, tally me banana

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Come, Mr. Tally
Man, tally me banana

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

It's 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot

ALL: Bunch

Daylight come and
he want to go home


ALL: Bunch

Daylight come and
he want to go home

SAM: Day, he said day-o.

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

A beautiful bunch
of ripe bananas

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Hides a deadly black tarantula

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

SAM: It's 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot

ALL: Bunch

Daylight come and
he want to go home


ALL: Bunch

Daylight come and
he want to go home

Day, he said day-o.

ALL: Daylight come and
he want to go home.

Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

SAM: Come, Mr. Tally
Man, tally me banana

ALL: Daylight come,
and he want to go home

Come, Mr. Tally
Man, tally me banana

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

Day, he said day-o

ALL: Daylight come
and he want to go home

[SINGING] Half a
pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

[boing]

Pop goes the weasel

[laughs] Captain Feathersword!

[cheerful music]

[SINGING] Murray's
here, and so are you

My name's Anthony,
and I wear blue

Follow the story and help us too

Sometimes what
happens is up to you

G'day Murray.

G'day, Anthony.

WAGS: Ruff, ruff, ruff.

Murray, can you
hear something?

I can, Anthony.

But I'm not sure what it is.

Can you hear something?

[drum beat]

Oh.

It's the sound of a dog barking.

WAGS: Ruff, ruff.

You're right.

It is the sound
of a dog barking.

It must be Wags the Dog.

[boing, boing, boing]

Look, everybody.

It is Wags the Dog.

Let's all say, woof, Wags.

BOTH: Woof, Wags.

Woof, everybody.

Woof, Anthony.

Woof, Murray.

Wags, it's so good to see you.

Let me give you a
pat on the head.

Oh, arr, oh.

Ruff!

I love to be petted
by my friends.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSTONE:
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Anthony, Wags, did
you hear something?

Ruff.

I did, Murray.

Yes, Murray.

I heard something as well.

It sounded like the
laugh of a pirate.

Aha, a pirate who laughs.

That means a friendly pirate.

Do you know who it is?

[drum beat]

Oh.

You think it's
Captain Feathersword.

You're right.

It might be Captain
Feathersword.

Let me go and see.

It is Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, Anthony.

Captain, ahoy there.

But you seem to have
dropped your pirate hat.

Oh, so I have, Anthony.

I'd better pick that up.

Captain.

Yeah?

When you picked up
your pirate hat,

you dropped your feather sword.

Oh, so I have.

Thank you very much, Anthony.

I need that sword.

[laughs] You've
dropped your pirate hat.

Oh, I have, indeed, Anthony.

Thank you very much for that.
Yes, indeed.

I need that hat, yes.

It happened again, Captain.

Here's your feather sword.

Oh, thank you.
Oh.

Yes, indeed.

I love having my feather
sword in my hand.

You dropped your pirate hat.
Oh dear.

Oh dear.
Thank you very much, Anthony.

Yes, indeed.
I need my hat and my sword.

Hang on a second, Captain.

This keeps happening.
- Yeah.

What I'm going to ask you to
do is something very special.

What's that, Anthony?

Place that pirate hat
firmly on your head.

Firmly on my head.

Ha ha.

Now, Captain, assume
the arabesque position.

Oh, the arabesque?

Oh, I know that one, Anthony.

Fantastic.

Now get ready to catch--
- I'm ready to catch.

--your feather sword.
Here it comes.

Here it comes.

[boink] Oh!

- Captain, are you OK?
- Oh.

Yes, indeed, Anthony.
I'm fine.

I'm fine, indeed.

I'll just give you
your feather sword.

Oh, yes.
It's probably safer, Anthony.

Our friends are over here.

Wow!

[fast drum beats]

Oh, you're right.

It's Murray and Wags the Dog.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Whoa.

[giggles] Oh, that tickles.

Captain Feathersword,
you've got to stop tickling

Wags the wonderful dog.

Oh?

All right, Anthony.

I won't tickle Wags, the
wonderful dog, anymore.

But I didn't say I wouldn't
tickle you and Murray.

Who-hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo,

whoo-hoo-hoo.

It's good you're here,
Captain, because I wanted

to ask everyone a question.

My problem is that I want to
have fun asking the question.

I wonder how I can do that?

Hmm.

Wait a Wiggly minute.

[SINGING] Let's take a
moment to see what's past

Keep following the
story until the last

Help us out, it's easy to do

What happens next is up to you

So, what do you think I can
do to make my questions fun?

[drum beat]

So you think the questions
should be part of a game?

Hey, that's a great idea.

Hey, guys, I just got
a great suggestion.

What is it, Anthony?

Instead of just
asking questions,

we're going to ask questions
in the form of a game.

That's a great idea.

OK.

Here we go.

Let's all stand in a circle.

All right, ready to go?

And now we're all ready,
I have a question to ask.

What's that, Anthony?

I want to know--

ALL: Yes?

I want to know what's
your favorite vegetable?

You want to know what
my favorite vegetable is?

I want to know your
favorite vegetable.

Well, my favorite
vegetable is a carrot.

Wags?

Ruff.

I like zucchini.

OK.

Now, Murray?

Celery.

And I like potato.

What, are we going to make
vegetable soup, Anthony?

No, we're not going
to make vegetable soup.

We're going to play
vegetable soup.

Of course.

I should have guessed.

We all stand in a
circle like this.

And when Anthony
calls our vegetable,

we have to move to another
place in the circle.

Absolutely right, Murray.

But wait, there's more.

If I say vegetable soup,
everybody has to move.

Ready?

Carrot and celery.

[scuffling]

Carrot and zucchini.

[scuffling]

Celery and potato.

Vegetable soup!

[scuffling, laughing]

Vegetable soup again!

Whoa!

Oh, look out there.

[scuffling, laughing]

Oh, Anthony.

That was great fun.

But speaking of
food, I've got to get

back to the SS Feathersword and
make dinner for my shipmates.

Ruff.

And I've got to go
home to my kettle

and chew on a nice juicy bone.

Bye-bye, Wags.

Bye-bye, Captain.

Murray, I'll be
back in a second.

[SINGING] Murray's
here, and so are you

My name's Anthony, I wear blue

You followed the story
and helped us all through

We've all had fun,
we hope you did too

That was a great game, Murray.

Yes, it was, Anthony.

Not only was the game great
fun, but it was also tasty.

Tasty, Anthony?

Well, it was a
game about food.

Oh, Anthony.

Let's sing a song
about some very

familiar and hungry kittens
who want to eat some pie.

BOTH: Meow.

["three little kittens" playing]

[SINGING] Once
three little kittens,

they lost their mittens

And they began to cry

ALL: Oh, mother
dear, we sadly fear

Our mittens we have lost

What?

Lost your mittens?

You naughty kittens

Then you shall have no pie

Meow, meow, you
shall have no pie

ALL: Meow, meow, then
we shall have no pie

The three little kittens,
they found their mittens

And they began to cry

ALL: Oh, mother dear,
see here, see here

Our mittens we have found

What?

Found your mittens?

You darling kittens

Then you shall have some pie

Meow, meow, you
shall have some pie

ALL: Meow, meow, we
shall have some pie

The three little kittens
put on their mittens

And soon ate up their pie

ALL: Oh, mother
dear, we sadly fear

Our mittens we have soiled

What?

Soiled your mittens?

You naughty kittens

Then they began to sigh

Meow, meow, they began to sigh

ALL: Meow, meow,
we began to sigh

The three little kittens,
they washed their mittens

And hung them up to dry

ALL: Oh, mother dear,
look here, look here

Our mittens we have washed

What?

Washed your mittens?

You darling kittens, I
smell a rate close by

Meow, meow, I smell
a rate close by

ALL: Meow, meow, we
smell a rate close by

[sniffing]

Meow?

Hello, there.

It's me, Anthony.

I'm dressed like a clown today.

Is that you, Anthony?

It is, Sam.

It is.

What are you dressed as today?

Guess.

Ooh.

Well, if I had to
guess, I'd say you are

wearing a footballer's helmet.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

I'm not.

Hmm.

Looks like a footballer's
helmet to me.

What are you wearing, Anthony?

Ask our friends.

Mm.

OK.

Everybody, I thought Anthony was
wearing a footballer's helmet.

What do you think he's wearing?

Really?

Oh.

I'll check.

Anthony, everybody out
there is saying that you're

wearing a clown hat.

Well, they're right.

I am wearing a clown hat.

You're right.

So I've got a
clown hat on my head.

What do you think this is, Sam?

Well, Anthony, I would say
that looks like a clown ruffle.

Well, you're right.

It is a clown ruffle.

Well, I'm wearing a
clown hat on my head.

I've got a clown's ruffle on.

What do you think this is?

I think I know, Anthony.

I think you're wearing
a safari jacket.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

I'm not.

Hmm.

I thought you were, Anthony.

Well, what are you wearing then?

Ask our friends.

Hmm.

OK.

I thought Anthony was
wearing a safari jacket.

What do you think he's wearing?

Really?

I'll check.

Anthony, everybody says
you're wearing a clown shirt.

They're right.

It is a clown shirt.

You're right.

So I'm wearing a clown's
hat on my head, a clown's

ruffle, a clown's shirt.

What do you think
these are, Sam?

Oh.

Well, if I had to guess Anthony,
I'd say that was a ballet tutu.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

Oh no, it's not.

Oh yes, it is.

It's not.

Hmm.

What is that, Anthony?

Well, ask our friends.

Oh.

I will.

Everybody, I thought Anthony
was wearing a ballet tutu.

What do you think it is?

You think they're-- really?

Well.

I'll check with Anthony.

Anthony, everybody out
there thinks that you're

wearing some clown pantaloons.

They're exactly right.

They are clown pantaloons.

You were right.

- So, Sam.
- Yes?

I'm wearing a
clown's hat on my head.

I have clown's ruffles on.

I've got a clown shirt,
clown pantaloons.

What do you think
I'm dressed as today?

Hmm.

It's very tricky, Anthony.

Can you give me another clue?

Of course I can.

Watch this.

[chuckles]

Hat back on the head.

[humming circus music]

So, Anthony, you're
wearing a clown hat.

You're wearing a
clown ruffle, a clown

shirt, some clown pantaloons,
and you're juggling.

Anthony, you're a clown.

You're right, Sam.

[laughter]

But the big question is,
Anthony, where are you going?

Well, I'm going to
the circus to perform

my wonderful juggling act,
and you're coming to watch.

Fantastic.
Let's go.

Yes!

["little bo-peep" playing]

[SINGING] Little Bo
Peep has lost her sheep

And doesn't know
where to find them

Leave them alone,
and they'll come home

Bringing their tails behind them

Baa, baa, baa.

Baa, baa.

Little Bo Peep
has lost her sheep

And doesn't know
where to find them

Leave them alone and
they'll come home

Bringing their tails behind them

Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa.

[theme music]

[SINGING] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[goodbye music] Goodbye
from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

- Hey-roo.
- Bye-bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Hoo-hoo.

Bye.

[happy notes play]