06x14 - Oh, Captain!

[bunniefuu]

[SINGING] Let's have some fun

Read along with a story

Sail the ocean blue

Get your friends
and play dress-ups

You're all welcome to

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Come on a great adventure

Sing your favorite tunes

Reading, writing, and painting

Something we all can do

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[applause]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight, we have
a really big show.

We have the Fabulous
Flying Flea Circus,

Comedian Penny Marshall, and
Illusionist Borce Damcevski.

But first, all the way
from Sydney, Australia--

singing their really big
hit, "The Shimmie Shake!"--

The Wiggles.

["the shimmie shake!" playing]

[SINGING] Ooo ooo,
doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo, ooo ooo

Shimmie shake, let's
all do the shimmie shake

Shaking all way down low

Shaking on high

Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drum beat,
hear the guitar

When you dance, the way
you do the shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, I can shake

I can do the shimmie shake

I can shake way down low

I can shake high

Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drumbeat,
hear the guitar

When you dance this way,
you do the shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, let's all shake

Let's all move our arms around

Really move our arms around

Shimmie shake shake

Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drum beat,
hear the guitar

When you dance this way,
you do the shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, twist and shake

Let's all take a twistin' break

Really take a twistin' break

We're twistin' wild

Shimmie, shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Shimmie, shimmie,
shimmie, shimmie, shimmie

Hear the drumbeat,
hear the guitar

When you dance this way, you
do the shimmie shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, oh, yeah, the
shimmie shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, oh, yeah, the
shimmie shimmie shake

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, doo doo doo doo doo

Ooo ooo, the shimmie
shimmie shake

[SINGING] Doctor
Knickerbocker,

Knickerbocker, number 9

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

So let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number 9


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number 9

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number 9


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number 9

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hands

ALL: Now we've got the
rhythm of the hands

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number 9


Doctor Knickerbocker,
Knickerbocker, number 9

ALL: He likes to
dance and keep in time

Now let's get the
rhythm of the head

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the head

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hands

ALL: Now we've got the
rhythm of the hands

Now let's get the
rhythm of the hips

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the hips

Now let's get the
rhythm of the feet

ALL: Now we've got
the rhythm of the feet

Now let's get the
rhythm of the number 9


[applause]

[plays a cheerful melody]

[applause]

[plays a fun melody]

[misses notes]

[pauses]

[plays fun notes]

[applause]

Ooh!

Hello, everyone.

I'm Henry the Octopus.

I've just been to visit my
friend, Dorothy the Dinosaur.

You know, when I
peeked in the window,

Wags was trying to
fly like a bird.

But Dorothy explained that was
really impossible for a dog

and a dinosaur too.

But I had a great time trying
to move and sound like birds.

Oh, I wonder if we could
laugh like a kookaburra.

Come on.

Goo goo goo, ga ga ga ga.

Goo goo goo, ga ga ga ga ga ga.

Goo goo goo ga ga ga ga ga ga
ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga.

Goo goo goo goo goo
goo goo goo goo.

Goo goo, ga ga ga ga ga ga
ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga.

Oh, yup.

[exciting music]

Ruff.

G'day, everyone.

I'm Wags the Dog.

It's good to see you.

Watch this.

Hello, Wags.

What are you doing?

Hello, Dorothy.

I've been watching the
birds flying around

and I wondered if I could
learn to fly like a bird.

I don't think so, Wags.

Dogs can't fly.

Not even if I
practice really hard?

Not even if I practiced
really, really hard?

Not even then, but you could
maybe move like some birds.

Which ones?

We could be penguins.

They don't fly, but
they walk like this.

Your turn, Wags.

And we could run like emus.

Keep your legs stiff.

Your turn, Wags.

Now we can hold our
arms out straight,

and we can be albatrosses,
soaring across the sea

keeping our wings still.

Pelicans soar too, don't they?

They do.

And when they walk, they turn
their toes in a sort of waddle.

Your turn, Wags.

That's harder than it looks.

[giggles] It's hard
for dinosaurs and dogs,

but pelicans seem to manage.

I know another bird we can be.

What's that?

Ruff.

A kookaburra.

We can laugh like a kookaburra.

Koo koo koo koo koo koo koo
koo koo koo koo ga ga ga.

Ga ga ga ga koo koo koo
koo koo koo koo ga ga.

Koo koo koo koo koo koo koo
ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga.

Hey.

["SMELL YOUR WAY THROUGH THE
DAY" PLAYING]

[SINGING] Smell your
way through the day

Smell your way through the day

A wonderful day waits
for you and your nose

Smell your way through the day

I love the smell of toast,
toast, covered with jam

Smell the eggs and ham

I love the smell of pancakes
and omelets cooked in the pan

I love the smell
of raisins and bran

Smell your way through the day

Smell your way through the day

A wonderful day waits
for you and your nose

Smell your way through the day

I love to go walking
through the garden

And smell the fresh air

That's the smell
beyond compare

I love the smell that
stays around after the rain

Yes, I can smell
that again and again

Smell your way through the day

Smell your way through the day

A wonderful day waits
for you and your nose

Smell your way through the day

I love the smell of dinner
cooking on the stove

I smell the food
and down it goes

I love the smell of
bubbles bubbling in my bath

Off to bed and wait
for the next day to start

Smell your way through the day

Smell your way through the day

It's time to paint
a picture with music.

[cheerful music]

We're going to make pictures
using sounds and music We've

got some instruments here.

I've got my guitar.

[plays a happy melody]

And I've got my keyboard.

[plays a fun piano melody]

We need your help, everyone.

We're here at the farm.

You can see the
barn that stores all

the hay that feeds the animals.

And we're wearing
our farmers hats.

Now, what else do we need
for our farm picture?

Chickens!

Of course.

To paint the chickens,
we need everyone

to say chickens together.

Ready?

BOTH: Chickens!

[twangy guitar music]

Those chickens
are eggs-ellent.

[chuckles] Now, what else do
we need for our farm picture?

Oh.

You think we need horses.

Horses would be fantastic.

Horses are a
galloping good idea.

Let's all say horses together.

Ready?

BOTH: Horses!

[galloping guitar music]

Wow.

They're gallant looking horses.

So what else do you
think we need on our farm?

Oh!

You think we need some cows.

Yes, there's usually
cows on a farm.

Yes, some cows would make
our farm a moo-ving experience.

Let's all say cows.

Ready?

BOTH: Cows!

[long deep keyboard notes play]

Hey, Jeff.

Here are my cows.

[long deep guitar notes play]

Look at that, everyone.

There are lots of cows
grazing in their paddock.

Well, it's been fun
down here at the farm.

Thanks for helping
us paint our picture.

[cheerful music]

[whimsical music]

Hey, look.

I'm a cook.

Hey, it's time for
a nursery rhyme.

["two fine gentlemen" playing]

[SINGING] Two fine
gentlemen met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do again?

Oh, it's a lovely day.

Yes, it is

Two fine ladies
met in the lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do again?

Oh, how lovely it is to see you

Two tall policemen
met in a lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do again?

If you know

Two little schoolgirls
met in a lane

Bowed most politely,
bowed once again

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do again?

Let's skip to the
end of the lane

Two little babies
met in the lane

- [giggles]
- Most politely

[giggles]

Once again

[giggles, coos]

[waltz music]

Everybody, some wonderful
gentlemen have joined us.

And they'd like to
say, how do you do?

Let's have a listen.

First gentlemen says--

How do you do?

Second gentleman says--

How do you do?

Third gentleman says--

How do you do?

Third gentleman says--

How do you do?

Second gentleman says--

How do you do?

First gentleman says--

How do you do?

I could listen to
this all day, everybody.

It's wonderful.

Let's try it again.

First gentleman says--

How do you do?

Third gentleman says--

How do you do?

Second gentleman says--

Ahoy there, me hearties.

That was not
supposed to happen.

He's supposed to
say, how do you do?

Let's try it again.

Second gentleman says--

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[trumpet honks]

Second gentleman
says, how do you do?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

How do you do?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

How do you do-woo?

Ahoy there, me hooeys.

How do you do?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

How do you do do?

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Everybody, I'm
beginning to wonder

about this second gentleman
who's always saying,

ahoy there, me hearties.

I'm beginning to wonder just
who this second gentleman really

is.

[organ chimes]

Hang on.

You think the second gentleman
is Captain Feathersword?

[organ chimes]

Are you sure?

[organ chimes]

Really sure?

[organ chimes]

Well, I'm going to have a look
at these wonderful gentlemen,

compare them, and
maybe it will be

Captain Feathersword after all.

Let's try.

Let's have a look.

The first gentleman has
first gentleman shoes.

The second gentleman has
second gentleman pirate boots.

The first gentleman has
wonderful gentlemanly

gloves and a bowler hat.

The second gentleman has
pirate hands and a bowler hat.

Hmm.

The first gentleman has
a wonderful umbrella.

The second gentleman has
a wonderful feather sword.

I think you're right.

I think it is
Captain Feathersword.

I'm going to ask the
second gentleman.

Second gentleman?

Yes, Anthony?

Everybody thinks you're
Captain Feathersword.

You are Captain Feathersword.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

Oh no, I'm not.

Oh yes, you are.

No, no, I'm not.

- Yes, you are.
- Yes.

- No.
- Yes.

No, no.
No, I'm not.

Yes.
Yes.

Yes.
Yes.

No!

Second gentleman, you
have a pirate eye patch.

Oh, yes, indeed.

You've got the pirate vest.

Oh, yes, I have it.

Come on.

Everybody thinks you're
Captain Feathersword.

Are you Captain Feathersword?

Oh, all right, me hearties.

It's me.

Well done.

[giggles]

Here's a funny nursery rhyme
about when Murray had a turtle.

Let's open the
music door and see.

["murray had a turtle" playing]

[SINGING] Murray had a turtle

I called him Tiny Tim

He put him in the bathtub

To see if he could swim

Oh, watch me swim, wow

He drank up all the water

Oh, no

He ate up all the soap

Uh-oh

He tried to eat
the bathtub but it

wouldn't fit down his throat

Murray called the doctor

Doctor

The doctor called the nurse

ALL: The nurse called the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

[chortling]

In walked the doctor

Hello, Doctor

In walked the nurse

Hello, Nurse

ALL: In walked the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

Hello

Hi, there.

Good to see ya

Ooh, said the doctor.

Ah, said the nurse

ALL: Bad, said the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

[chortling]

Murray thanked you doctor

Thanks, Doc

Murray thanked the nurse

Thanks, Nurse

ALL: Murray thanked the lady
with the polka-dotted purse

Thank you, ma'am

[chortling]

Thanks, everybody.

[giggles]

[theme music]

[SINGING] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[goodbye music] Goodbye
from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

- Hey-roo.
- Bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Hoo-hoo.

Bye.

[happy notes play]