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06x08 - The Black Velvet Band

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

06x08 - The Black Velvet Band

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[theme music]
Let's have some fun

Read along with a story

Sail the ocean blue

Get your friends
and play dress-ups

You're all welcome to

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn.

Let's have some fun

Come on a great adventure

Sing your favorite tunes

Reading, writing, and painting

Something we all can do.

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some fun

Wiggle and learn

Dance to the rhythm of music

Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[speaking spanish]

[speaking spanish]

[the wiggle, "day-o"]
Day, me say day-o.

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Let's go bananas

Work all night till
the morning come

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Stack banana till
the morning come

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Come, Mr. Tallyman,
tally me banana

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Come, Mr. Tallyman,
tally me banana

Daylight come and
me want to go home

It's 6 foot, 7
foot, 8 foot bunch

Daylight come and
me want to go home


Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
he want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me wanna go home

A beautiful bunch
of ripe bananas

Daylight come and
me wanna go home

Hide the deadly black tarantula

Daylight come and
he want to go home

It's 6 foot, 7
foot, 8 foot bunch

Daylight come and
me wanna go home


Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Come, Mr. Tallyman,
tally me banana

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Come, Mr. Tallyman,
tally me banana

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Day, me say day-o

Daylight come and
me want to go home

Look everyone, Jeff's asleep.

We better wake him up.

Are you ready?

One, two, three, wake up, Jeff.

Now that I'm wide
awake and feeling fine,

let's listen to a nursery rhyme.

[THE WIGGLES, "THE GRAND OLD
DUKE OF YORK"] Oh,

the grand old Duke of York

He had 10,000 men

He marched them up

To the top of the hill

And he marched them down again

And when they were up
They were up

They were up
And when they were down

They were down
They were down

When they were only halfway up

They were neither up nor down

Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had 10,000 men

He waltzed them up to
the top of the hill

And he waltzed them down again

And when they were up

They were up

And when they were down

They were down

And when they were
only halfway up

They were neither up nor down

Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had 10,000 men

He marched them up to
the top of the hill

And he marched them down again

And when they were up

They were up

And when they were down

They were down

And when they were
only halfway up

They were neither up nor down

I'm just going to check if
there are any letters for us

today.

There is.

I wonder who it's for.

There's no name on it.

There's a picture of
a guitar on the front.

I play guitar.

Do you think it could be for me?

What's that?

Oh, so there is.

I didn't notice.

There's a red circle
around the guitar.

I wear red.

Maybe it is for me.

You think it might be?

All right, I'll open it.

Hmm, music notes,
lots of music notes.

And look, it's from Wags
because it says love, from Wags.

He must have been doing
some cutting and pasting.

And he thought I'd
like the music notes.

I must remember to thank
him next time I see him.

Yeah.

[THE WIGGLES, "TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY
BEAR, TURN AROUND"]

[SINGING] Teddy bear,
Teddy bear, turn around

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, touch the ground

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, yes, it's true

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, I love you

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, climb the stairs

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, say your prayers

Teddy bear, Teddy bear,
turn off the light

Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, say goodnight

Hi, everyone,
it's me, Anthony.

I'm dressed up as
a doctor today.

Is that you, Anthony?

It is, Jeff, it is.

Well, what are you
dressed as today, Anthony?

Guess.

Oh, well, I can
see you're wearing

binoculars around your neck.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, yes, they are.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, yes, they are.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, yes, they are.

They're not.

Then what are they?

Ask our friends.

Oh, everyone, I
think Anthony's wearing

binoculars around his neck.

What do you think he's wearing?

Oh, you think he's
wearing a stethoscope?

I'll check with Anthony.

Anthony, everyone thinks
you're wearing a stethoscope.

Well, they're right, Jeff.

It's a doctor's stethoscope.

Jeff, I've got a
doctor's stethoscope on.

Yep.

What do you think
I'm wearing here?

Oh, I think you're
wearing a surgical mask.

You're right.

It is a doctor's surgical mask.

And it goes over
my mouth like this.

So I've got a
doctor's stethoscope.

I'm wearing a doctor's
surgical mask.

What do you think this is?

I know what that is.

That's a dressing gown.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

Oh, no, it's not.

Oh, yes, it is.

It's not.

Then what is it?

Ask our friends.

Everyone, I think Anthony
is wearing a dressing gown.

What do you think he's wearing?

Oh, you think he's
wearing a doctor's coat.

I'll ask Anthony.

Anthony, everyone thinks
you're wearing a doctor's coat.

They're right, Jeff.

I am wearing a doctor's coat.

So I've got a
doctor's stethoscope,

a doctor's surgical mask,
and a doctor's coat.

What do you think I'm
dressed as today Jeff?

You're wearing a doctor's
stethoscope, a surgical mask,

and a doctor's coat.

I need a clue.

No, worries, Jeff.

How about this?

Oh, yes, oh yes, very good, you
sound very good, very healthy.

Thank you.

Aha, now I know.

You're dressed as a doctor.

You're right, Jeff.

There's only one more
important question to ask.

What's that, Jeff?

Where are you going today?

Well, I'm going with you.

We're going to visit
the Teddy bears hospital

and fix up some Teddy bears.

Fantastic.

[fancy music]

Hey, look, I'm a cook.

Hey, it's time for
a nursery rhyme.

[THE WIGGLES, "HERE WE GO ROUND
THE MULBERRY BUSH"] Here

we go around the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

Here we go around
the mulberry bush

On a cold and frosty morning.

This is the way
we wash our hands

Wash our hands

Wash our hands

This is the way
we wash our hands

On a cold and morning.

This is the wash our clothes

Wash our clothes

Wash our clothes

This is the way we
wash our clothes

On a cold and frosty morning

This is the way
we dry our cloths

Dry our clothes

Dry our clothes

This is the way
we dry our clothes

On a cold and frosty morning

This Is the way we
iron our clothes

Iron our clothes

Iron our clothes

This is the way we
iron our clothes

on a cold and frosty morning

This is the way
we sweep the floor

Sweep the floor

Sweep the floor

This is the way
we sweep the floor

on a cold and frosty morning.

This is the way
we brush our hair

Brush our hair

Brush our hair

This is the way
we brush our hair

On a cold and frosty morning.
Wow!

This is the way we go to school

Go to school

Go to school

This is the way we go to school
on a cold and frosty morning.

This is the way we
come back from school

Come back from school

Come back from school

This is the way we
come back from school

On a cold and frosty morning

Here we go round
the mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

The mulberry bush

Here we go around
the mulberry bush

on a cold and frosty morning.

[SINGING] Jeff is
here and so are you

My name's Sam

How do you do?

Follow the story and help us too

Sometimes what
happens is up to you

Captain Feathersword is
here too, showing Jeff

how to tie some nautical knots.

Whoa, and that's how you
tie my favorite knot, Jeff.

Let's all say ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Oh, ahoy there, me hearties.

Welcome to my dock.

Ooh, it's nearly 2 o'clock.

What did you say, Captain?

Oh, I said welcome to my dock.

It's nearly 2 o'clock.

Captain, you made a
rhyme, dock and o'clock.

Whoa, so I did.

Oh, I'm a poet.

And I didn't know it.

Oh, Captain.

Oh, that's great, Captain.

Hey, let's play a rhyming game.

Hooray.

But how do we do that, Sam?

Well one of us
says a word like hop.

And we all hop.

[springing noises]

But if someone says a word
that rhymes with hop like flop,

then we all have to flop.

Whoa, I like the
sound of that game.

You can play with us.

Listen carefully.

Ready?

Hop.

Now, stop.

Bop.

Drop.

Clap.

Oh, I can't think of words
that rhyme with clap.

Wait a Wiggly minute.

[SINGING] Let's take a
moment to see what's past

Keep following the
story until the last

Help us out

It's easy to do

What happens next is up to you.

So do you know some words
that rhyme with clap?

Oh, yes, that's great.

Hey, guys.

I've got some great suggestions
for words that rhyme

with clap, slap, and flap.

Here's a new one, row.

And slow.

Low.

Peep.

Beep.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Sleep.

[snores]

Oh no, I think Jeff's
really gone to sleep.

We better wake him up.

On the count of three,
let's all say wake up, Jeff.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff.

Thanks for waking
me up, everyone.

I was dreaming we were
playing a rhyming game.

Oh, we were, my sleepy friend.

But now I'm awake, jump.

Bump.

Sit.

Wow, oh, that game
was fun, me hearties.

But now, I'm ready for a rest.

Just wait there, guys.

[SINGING] Jeff is
here and so are you

My name's Sam

How do you do?

You followed the story

And helped us through

We've all had fun

And I hope you have too

Let's all sing a
song about rhyming

called "One, Two,
Three, Four Rhymes."

That'd be great.

Beauty, mate.

[THE WIGGLES, "ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR RHYMES"] One rhyme for cat

It's hat

Two rhymes for dog

Fog and log

Three rhymes for tree

C, T, and B

Four rhymes for coat

Boat, goat, moat, and throat

One rhyme for cat

It's hat

Two rhymes for dog

Fog and log

Three rhymes for tree

C, T, and B

Four rhymes for purple

Smurple, burple, hurple, kurple

Huh?

The end, my friend.

[THE WIGGLES, "POP GOES THE
WEASEL"]

Half a pound of tuppenny rice

Half a pound of treacle

That's the way the money goes

Pop goes the weasel

Ha, ha, Captain.

[fancy music]

Hey, everybody, here
comes an incy wincy spider.

[THE WIGGLES, "INCY WINCY
SPIDER"] The incy wincy spider

climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and
washed the spider out

Out came the sun and
dried up all the rain

So incy wincy spider
climbed up the spout again

Hey, everybody, the
incy wincy spider

She's climbing up
the spout again.

Incy wincy spider climbed
up the water spout

Down came the rain and
washed the spider out

Out came the sun and
dried up all the rain

So incy wincy spider
climbed up the spout again

Oh, ahoy there, Anthony.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Anthony, did you see
that wonderful nursery

rhyme that Sam just did?

Oh, no, no, I
must have missed it.

What was it?
Tell me about it?

What was it?
What is it called?

It was called
"Incy Wincy Spider."

It's about a spider
that does this.

Does this?

Oh yeah, climbs
up the water spout.

Oh, let me tell you.

It goes like this,
incy wincy spider

climbed up the water spout.

Oh, I like this.

Down came the rain--

The rain.

And washed poor Incy out.

Out came the sun and
dried up all the rain.

All right, more rain.

Then Incy Wincy Spider
climbed up the spout again.

Well, a wonderful nursery
rhyme, Captain Feathersword.

Very realistic, the rain.

Now, I like nursery rhymes.

Do you know another nursery
rhyme we can-- we can do?

I do indeed, Anthony.

It's called "It's
Raining, It's Pouring."

"It's Raining,
It's Pouring," let's

hear it, Captain Feathersword.

Certainly, it goes like this.

[SINGING] It's raining.

It's pouring.

The old man is snoring.

Bumped his head on
the end of the bed

and he couldn't get
up in the morning.

Well, it's a wonderful nursery
rhyme, Captain Feathersword.

I love it.

It's my favorite.

[theme song] Wiggle and learn

Let's have some

Let's have some

Let's have some fun

[THE WIGGLES, "GOODBYE FROM THE
WIGGLES"]

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye to you

Goodbye from The Wiggles

It's time to say goodbye

Bye bye, bye.