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05x14 - Pirate Dancing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

05x14 - Pirate Dancing

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[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles dancing
with their friends.

DOROTHY: [giggles]

[SINGING] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
Ahoy there!

[SINGING] We'd like you to clap
and sing and dance along, too.

And now that everybody's
here, that'll

be so easy-- that'll be so
easy-- that'll so easy to do.

[cheering, barking]

Hello.

Here we go.

It's the "Wiggle Show"!

[whistles] Hey, everybody.

Let's join Captain Feathersword
and his friendly pirate crew

on the SS Feathersword for
lots of great pirate dancing.

[whistles]

["SAILING AROUND THE WORLD"
PLAYING] Come on now.

Come along with me.

We're taking a trip
on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the good ship Feathersword.

Come on now.

Come along with me.

Oh, we're taking a
trip on the wavy sea.

Sailing a ship all
around the world.

On the good ship Feathersword.

Hoo-hoo!

Oh-h*!

Hoo-h*!

Ahoy there, me hearties.

I'm Captain Feathersword,
the friendly pirate.

I can do lots of things,
but what I do best

is pirate dancing.

[chuckles]

Yeah!

Whoo-ha-h*!

Ooh, just before you came along,
me hearties, I was practicing

my pirate pirouettes.

Woo!

[chuckles] and my
nautical knee kicks.

[chuckles] And of course,
my seaside splits.

Whoa-ah!

[chuckles] Oh, I'm
OK, me hearties.

I'm OK.

[chuckles]

Oh, perhaps you'd like to
meet my friendly pirate crew.

Oh, I'll just see if
they're ready, me hearties.

Ahoy there, me hearties!

ALL: Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword!

[chuckles] You know, they're
the friendliest pirate crew.

ALL: Nice and
friendly, that we are.

They're definitely
friendly, me hearties,

but I don't think they can dance
as good as the old captain.

ALL: Oh, yes, we can, Captain.

We be fine dancers.

Oh, uh, yes, of
course, me hearties.

They're fine dancers.

[chuckles] Hey, why don't you
go below and meet my crew?

I know they'd love to meet you.

[non-english]

Hello, everybody.

My name is Alfonso.

[non-english] Alfonso.

And I love beautiful food.

And I love to dance.

And I am the dancing chef.

["mop, mop" playing]

I dance like this.

And I dance like that.

I dance here.

And I did dance there.

[non-english]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there, Lucia.

Ahoy there, Caterina.

I'm Lucia.

And I love to--

tap dance.

And I'm Caterina.

And I love to--

tap dance, too.

BOTH: And we love to
tap dance together.

Oh, hello, chaps.

ALL: Oh, hello, chappies.

It's awfully nice
of you to drop in.

Captain Feathersword
calls me Dapper Dave,

which is, oh, so nice of him.

Oh, I should put this tea down.

Oh.

[non-english]

Thank you, Alfonso,
you are most kind.

Now like all the other
pirates, I love to dance.

True it is a more
refined, classical style

of pirate dancing.

A little less Horatio
Hornblower and a little more

Johann Strauss if you
catch my drift, Oh, ha!

We're at sea and we're adrift.

[chuckles] Oh, so you
do catch my drift.

[chuckles] Anyway,
it's frightfully

important to learn
to dance properly,

so follow me, everyone.





Now while this is fun, it is
better to dance with a partner.

Excuse me, Miss Lyn.

Yes, sir?

Would you care to dance?

Why, sir, I'd be
delighted to help you Waltz.

["wally's dream music" playing]

[applause]

G'day, g'day, g'day, everyone.

ALL: G'day, g'day, g'day.

I'm Benny Bandicoot
from Bathurst.

And I've got family in--

Bondi, Bendigo,
Ballarat, Blayney,

Binalong, Brisbane, Bega,
Bundaberg, and Baulkham Hills.

I can jump like a kangaroo.

[chuckles] I can spin around
like a windy Willy Willy.

[pants] But I might just
have a seat for a bit.

See you when I see you, mate.

Ahoy there, me
hearties, I'm George.

Ha-ha!

ALL: Ahoy there, George.

Ha-ha!

Ha-ha!

I am--

[trumpet tune]

--here to help.

The captain calls
me Gallant George.

I love adventure, ha-ha!

So if there's any time that you
need help, remember that I am--

[trumpet tune]

--here to help.

And like all good
pirates, I am not

afraid to pirate dance, ha-ha!

["mop, mop" playing]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[non-english] Eleftherios.

My name is Eleftherios.

ALL: Ahoy there, Eleftherios.

[non-english]

[non-english], me hearties.

Everybody, I love to
safely climb the mast

on the SS Feathersword.

[non-english speech]

Bouzouki.

I love to play the bouzouki.

[bouzouki melody]

[non-english]

Ahoy there, me hearties.

I'm Aido the Acrobat.

ALL: Ahoy there, Aido!

I do a very special dance.

I do an acrobat dance.

["mop, mop" playing]

Hey, Daddy-O's.

I'm Cool Clarky.

ALL: Ahoy there, Cool Clarky.

Well, shipmates,
well, Captain,

we've all been doing
our own pirate dancing,

so let's head to the beach and
do some more pirate dancing.

h*-h*!

Great idea, Cool Clarky.

It's off to the beach for
some great pirate dancing.

Hoo, hey, crew!

ALL: Yes, Captain!

[ELVIS IMPRESSION]
Let's do it, ah-ah, ah-ah.

ALL: Ah-ha.

["HEY, HEY, HEY, WE'RE ALL
PIRATE DANCING"]

[SINGING] Come
on, everybody, let's

join Captain Feathersword.

Whoa-h*!

[SINGING] Well,
come on everybody,

he'll show us what to do.

Whoa-h*!

Now this will be fun!

[SINGING] Put your
hands on your hips.

Everybody's starting to shake.

Hey, hey, hey, we're
all pirate dancing.

Come on, me hearties!

[SINGING] Dancing.

Do some pirate dancing.

[SINGING] Hey, hey,
hey, pirate dancing's fun.

[chuckles] Oh,
it's so much fun.

[SINGING] Wave
your arms in the air.

Dancing's fun for everyone.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, this pirate dancing's fun.

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD:
[chuckles] Oh, yes, me hearties.

[SINGING] Well,
come on, everybody,

let's dance with
Captain Feathersword.

Oh, yes, me hearties.

Now we're going to groove.

[SINGING] Come on,
everybody, you know,

he'll show us what to do.

Come on, just watch me, ha-ha!

[SINGING] Put your
hands on your hips.

Everybody starting to shake.

Hey, hey, hey, we're
all pirate dancing.

Dancing.
- h*-h*!

[SINGING] Dancing.

Dance with me!

[SINGING] Hey, hey, hey,
this pirate dancing's fun.

[chuckles] Oh, it's the
most fun I've ever had.

[SINGING] Wave
your arms in the air.

Dancing's fun for everyone.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, pirate dancing's fun.

Oh, yes, me hearties. h*-h*!

[SINGING] This
pirate dancing's fun.

Dancing, dancing.

Dancing, dancing.

Hey, hey, hey, we're
all pirate dancing.

Oh, it's the most
fun I've ever had.

[SINGING] Hey, hey, hey,
this pirate dancing's fun.

Dancing, dancing.

Ahoy, there!

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

["anthony's workshop" playing]

Hi, that's what a
blue tongue lizard does.

Now in Australia, you
might find a blue tongue

lizard in your very own garden.

Blue tongues love to
eat snails and fruit.

Hey, look out for
their big blue tongue.

Hello, everybody.

Hey, Dorothy, if
I were to ask you

what you love best in the whole
world, what would you say?

I love roses.

Well, that's right.

We all know that
Dorothy loves roses.

But, Dorothy, we also know
how much you love to dance.

Dorothy, would you like
to do a dance right now?

I'd love to.

Well, Dorothy, which
dance would you like to do?

My favorite dance,
the Romp Bomp a Stomp!

Let's all Romp Bomp
a Stomp with Dorothy!

[giggles]

["romp bomp a stomp" playing]

[SINGING] Well,
you push your arms up

in the air from side to side.

Then the next thing we do
is sing romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Then you stamp your feet.

And we're doing the
romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Well, it's Dorothy's dance.

And we're doing the
romp bomp a stomp.

Well, you push your arms up
in the air from side to side.

And the next thing we do
is sing romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Then you stamp your feet.

And we're doing the
romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a stomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Romp bomp a chomp.

Yeah, it's Dorothy's dance.

Now we're doing the
romp bomp a stomp.

Everybody, let's go and see--

--the Mariachi Wiggles--

--sing songs in Spanish.

[non-english speech] Wiggles.

[non-english speech]

Anthony, what song
are they singing today?

That wonderful song that
the "Fruit Salad" song.

Oh, Anthony, you
mean [non-english]

[non-english]

["fruit salad" playing]

[non-english singing]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur.

And welcome to Dorothy's
Dancing Alphabet.

["dorothy" playing]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

[giggles] Here's Anthony
with another exciting letter.

Thanks, Dorothy.

Everybody, this is the letter m.

And m is for mashed potato.

Let's do a mashed potato dance.

["WE'RE PLAYING A TRICK ON THE
CAPTAIN" PLAYING]

I love the mashed
potato dance.

Hey, everybody, come along
with us to the Wiggly Concert.

It's lots of fun.

["TOOT TOOT, CHUGGA CHUGGA, BIG
RED CAR"]

[SINGING] Toot toot,
chugga chugga, big, red car.

We traveled near
and we traveled far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

Hello, everyone!

[SINGING] Murray's in the
back seat rocking on his guitar.

I'm rocking.

[SINGING] And Murray's in the
backseat of the big, red car.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, big red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

What's Jeff up to?

[SINGING] Jeff is fast asleep.

Oh, no!

He's having a little rest.

Can you believe that?

[SINGING] We'd better wake him
up, so let's all call out wake

up, Jeff!

Come on!

[SINGING] Oh, Toot toot,
chugga chugga, big, red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

This is Anthony.

[SINGING] Now
Anthony is eating.

He's got so much food.

He loves it.

He's eating apples and
oranges and fruit salad, too.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

This is Greg.

[SINGING] Greg is
doing the driving.

Singing scooby-doo-ah.

Scooby-doo-ah.

Greg is doing the driving--

That's right.

[SINGING] --of
the big, red car.

Yes!

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to
ride all day long.

Oh, toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We'll travel near
and we'll travel far.

Toot toot, chugga
chugga, big, red car.

We're going to ride
the whole day long.

[applause]

Hey!

Hello, everybody.

It's great to see you.

["hula, hula, hula" playing]

["dressing up" playing]

[SINGING] I'm putting
on my doctor's coat.

Grab my doctor's bag
and my stethoscope.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

I'm putting on my riding hat.

Got my boots and my lariat.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

Dressing up is so much fun.

Well, you can dress as anyone.

You can use any
clothes you find.

I'm putting on my
big, black boots,

my red hat, and my fire suit.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

Dressing up is so much fun.

You can dress as anyone.

You can use any
clothes you find.

I'm putting on my doctor's coat.

Grab my doctor's bag
and my stethoscope.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

Putting on my riding hat.

Got my boots and lariat.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

I'm putting on my
big, black boots,

my red hat, and my fire suit.

Ooh, I'm dressing up in style.

[theme music]

We hope you've all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time--

--for us to go.

ALL: Bye.