05x12 - We Like To Say Hello

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[theme music] It's The
Wiggles, it's The Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

[giggles] It's The
Wiggles, it's The Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap and
sing and dance along, too.

[laughs] Now that everybody's
here, that'll be so easy,

that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[laughs]

Hello.

Here we go.

It's "The Wiggles Show."

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[upbeat music]

[blows whistle]
Hey, everybody.

Come along on the SS
Feathersword with Captain

Feathersword and his
friendly pirate crew

where we get to meet
Admiral Good Bloke.

He really is a good bloke.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

I'm Captain Feathersword,
the friendly pirate.

[laughs] And this is my
friendly pirate crew.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Oh, I have some very exciting
news for you, me hearties.

Exciting!

Today, the head of the Royal
Navy is coming to visit us.

Woo!

[laughs] Yes, indeed.

He's the most popular admiral
there is in the fleet.

He has a big beautiful house,
he has a beautiful uniform,

and he has a very,
very special jacket.

Oh, maybe that's
why he's so popular.

His jacket is fantastic.

[laughs] It's the best
jacket I've ever seen.

Argh!

[laughs]

Oh, and maybe that's why
people like him so much.

When he wears that jacket,
they just love him,

and they love the
jokes he tells.

All those shiny buttons,
those medals, those epaulets.

Oh, it really is
the best jacket,

and that jacket belongs
to Admiral Good Bloke.

Admiral Good Bloke.

He really is a good bloke.

[ding]

Oh, yes, me hearties.

We need to find a
way to get Admiral

Good Bloke and his jacket
here to Pirate Park.

We could use the
SS Feathersword,

but that's being cleaned.

Oh, we need to find
another way to transport

the Admiral across the water.

Sounds like you have
a problem, Captain.

So I am--

[flourish]

--here to help.

I will swim all the way
to Good Bloke House.

I'll meet the Admiral,
I'll put him on my back,

and I'll swim all
the way back here.

Ha, ha!

Captain.

Might, it's very
gallant of George

to volunteer to bring
the Admiral here,

but he might get very wet and
he might get very tired as well.

And I don't think
it's a very safe idea.

Nah, mate.

Not very safe.

Benny Bandicoot
is right, Captain.

We need another idea.

Hum.

Hey, we need another boat.

Great idea, Caterina.

Our good friend Bill
O'Reilly has a great boat

that we could borrow.

Oh, really?

No, O'Reilly.

[rimshot]

[laughs] Oh, Caterina, Lucia,
that's a wonderful suggestion,

but Bill O'Reilly's in
New Zealand at the moment,

so we can't use his boat.

Oh, I wonder if there's
anybody else that

can pick up Admiral Good Bloke.

[boat putting]

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

Admiral Good Bloke is
such an important person

and he's such a good bloke.

I'd really hate to
disappoint him, me hearties.

And we prepared this wonderful
feast full of beautiful food.

Food?

Did somebody say food?

[laughs] Captain, never
fear, Anthony is here.

And Jeff.

ANTHONY: That's right.

Captain, we will pick up Admiral

And for you in the wonderful
Big [rolls "r"] Red Boat.

[laughs] Oh, Anthony.

And Jeff.

So Greg drives a Big Red Car
and you drive the Big Red Boat.

Almost, Captain.

I drive the Big
[ROLLS "R"] Red Boat.

Oh, the Big [ROLLS
"R"] Red Boat.

Yes!

Well, blow me down.

[blows]

[yells] I got to
stop saying that.

You got to stop
saying what, Captain?

I got to stop
saying blow me down.

- [blows]
- [yells]

Oh, Captain, well,
we better pick up

your good friend
Admiral Good Bloke

before you fall over again.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Goodbye, Captain,
and goodbye, crew.

Goodbye, Anthony.

And Jeff.

[boat revving]

[soft upbeat music]

Oh, me hearties.

Whenever we have an
important visitor,

we like to get them to inspect
the crew so that we can

make sure they're all happy.

[laughs] Admiral Good Bloke,
please inspect the crew.

No worries, Captain.

Your crew look very happy.

I suppose that's from being
around their friendly Cappy.

[laughter]

He really is a good bloke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phyllis.

Phyllis who?

Phyllis a glass of
water, please, mate.

[laughter]

He really is a good bloke.

And what's your name, sir?

Well, thank you for asking.

My name is Dave.

Well, Dave, knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yeah.

Yeah who?

Yahoo?

Oh, Dave, I didn't
know you were a cowboy.

[laughter]

He really is a good bloke.

Oh, Admiral Good Bloke,
I really love your jacket.

Thanks, Captain.

Oh, Admiral, I was
wondering if I might

be able to wear that jacket.

I mean, after all, it's
the most wonderful,

nautical, piratical,
amazing, fantastic

jacket on the seven seas.

Oh, I want to wear that jacket.

Woo hoo!

["I WANT TO WEAR THE JACKET"
PLAYING] Well, I can't wait

any longer for what I want.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Yeah, I look really cool
when I got that jacket on.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Oh, I really have style,
just you wait and see.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

And all of the crew
will be looking at me.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Oh, I'm going to make a racket
till I wear that groovy jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Yeah, I want to wear the jacket.

Doo, wop, wop.

Doo, wop, wop.

Doo, wop, wop.

Doo, wop, wop.

Doo, ooh, ooh, wop.

Now everybody knows
that the jacket is fine.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Oh, shiny gold buttons
and a naval design.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Yeah, it'll really go well
with my pirate slacks.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

And I'll be a special Captain
when I have it on my back.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Well, I'm going to
make a racket till I

wear that groovy jacket cause
I want to wear the jacket.

Yes, I want to wear the jacket.

Doo, wop, wop.

Doo, wop, wop.

Oh, what a wonderful jacket.

Oh, I want to wear that jacket.

Well, I'm going to make a
racket until I wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

Oh, I want to wear the jacket.

I want to wear the jacket.

I'm going to make a racket
till I wear that groovy jacket

cause I want to wear
the jacket, cause

I want to wear the jacket.

[laughs] This is the best
jacket I've ever seen.

Argh!

[laughs] Oh, thank you so
much, Admiral Good Bloke,

for lending me your jacket.

[laughs] Now to see if
it works, me hearties.

I'm going to tell a few jokes.

What do you do if a
truck runs over your toe?

You call a tow truck.

[laughter]

Oh, the jacket's working.

I say, I say, I say,
what do you get when you

cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

[laughter]

He really is a good bloke.

[laughs] Oh, the Admiral
is still just as funny

and he's still a really
good bloke even when

he doesn't have the jacket on.

Captain, you don't need
the jacket to be funny.

You're the friendliest
pirate captain whether you

wear the jacket or not.

Oh, really?

I'm still just as
friendly and just as funny

with or without the jacket?

Yes, Captain Feathersword.

Wow!

Blow me down.

[blows]

[yells and laughs] Oh,
I've got to stop saying that.

Oh, Captain.

[laughter]

[ding]

Hello!

Hello.

Everyone, when you're
outside, it's important to wear

a hat on your head.

That's to keep the sun off.

This is my outback hat.

G'day, mate.

Here's my cowboy hat.

Howdy, partner.

Here's my sailing hat.

Ahoy there.

And here's my matching hat.

Oh, yes, I'm matching.

Ha, ha!

Everyone, I love
wearing hats, but I

think maybe one hat is enough.

["hat on my head" playing]
Hat on my head.

It's sunny today.

Got my hat on my head,
it's sunny today.

I'll be OK.

I'll put my raincoat on.

Raincoat on.

It's starting to rain.

Starting to rain.

Put my raincoat on,
it's starting to rain.

I'll be OK.

Oh, it looks like
the rain's stopping.

Hey, the sun's coming out
from behind that cloud.

I better take this raincoat off.

I won't need it anymore.

I'll take my raincoat off.

Raincoat off.

It's sunny again.

Sunny again.

Take my raincoat off,
it's sunny again.

I feel OK.

We feel OK.

Yeah.

Hey, Anthony, I'm excited.

Why are you excited, Murray?

Why?

It's my favorite part
of "The Wiggles Show."

What part of
"The Wiggles Show"?

Wiggly animation.

Oh, yeah.

["GO CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD, AHOY"
PLAYING] Captain Feathersword

sailing on the ocean waves.

Oh!

The boats getting rocked but
the Captain's happy and brave.

Whoa!

And from every wharf and pier,
you can hear everybody cheer.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go Captain Feathersword, ahoy.

[laughs]

The wind, it blew, and
the rain fell on the boat.

Oh, wow.

Friendly pirate ship is
barely staying afloat.

Oh!

And from every wharf and pier,
I can hear the crowd all cheer.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go Captain Feathersword, ahoy.

[laughs]

See Captain Feathersword,
he's scrubbing all the decks.

Whoa.

See him hoist the sail
and climb the mast.

[laughs] Whoa, look out.

Watch him dance in
his pirate pants.

Wibbly wobbly, whoa, hey.

Now I'm going to dance all day.

That sun is shining and the
boat's back on its course.

Captain Feathersword says, it
feels like I'm riding a horse.

[laughs] And from
every wharf and pier,

you can hear the
crowd all cheer.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go Captain Feathersword, ahoy.

[laughs]

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go, Captain, go.

Ahoy there.

Go Captain Feathersword, ahoy.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[upbeat music]

Hello.

The pink c*ck
comes from Australia.

It's got a beak to help
clean itself and also to eat.

It's got feathers to keep
itself warm and to fly.

I love the pink c*ck.

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

Everybody, I've got
a question for you.

Can you point your fingers?

Yeah?

And do the twist?

Well, you can, yeah?

Well, here's another question.

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

You can?
Yes?

Well done.

Now, here's another question.

Would you like to come
to a Wiggly concert

and point your fingers
and do the twist?

You would?

Let's go to the Wiggly concert.

["CAN YOU [POINT YOUR
FINGERS AND DO THE TWIST?]"

PLAYING] Oh, yeah.

Let's all get ready to point our
fingers and we'll do the twist.

Here we go.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist.

Everybody's twisting, Greg.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist.

We're all doing the twist.

Well, we're going to go up,
then go down, get back up

and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist.

Greg?

Yes?

What's next?

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

Oh, boy, that's a bit hard.

Yeah.

Well, can you stand on one
foot and shake your hands.

That's the way.

Oh, yeah.

Now we're going to go up,
then go down, get back up

and turn around.

Can you stand on one foot
and shake your hands?

Well, can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Everybody's pointing.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

It's official.

Everybody's wiggling.

Now we're going to go up,
then go down, and twist it,

get back up and turn around.

Can you point your
fingers and do the twist?

Cha, cha, cha!

Give yourselves a big clap.

[applause]

Great twisting, everyone.

Well done.

[beating drums]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur, and
welcome to Dorothy's Dancing

Alphabet.

[soft upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

[giggles]

Here's Anthony with
another exciting letter.

Well, thanks, Dorothy.

Hey, everybody.

This is the letter "J",
and "J" is for jumping.

It's fun to jump.

Let's all jump.

[slow italian music]

I love the jumping dance.

[laughs]

[slow greek music]

[laughs] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

Do you see the good
ship Feathersword?

Well, that's a
friendly pirate ship.

Yes, us me hearties.

Can you see this bouzouki?

It's a pirate's bouzouki.

It plays Greek
friendly pirate music.

[plays riff]

[whistles] [speaking greek]

Wow, do you see
this boat sailing?

It's pirate sailing.

[laughs]

G'day there, me
little hearties.

See this toothbrush
that's brushing my teeth?

[clicks] It's a
pirate toothbrush.

Y'all see this dance?

That's a pirate boot scoot.

Yeehaw!

See these exercises
we're doing?

These be pirate exercises.

Woo hoo!

Me hearties, I'm standing
on my pirate hands.

Me hearties, you
see these muscles?

[trumpet flourish]

They be pirate muscles.

Ha, ha!

Ahoy there, me hearties.

This is jolly pirate tea.

Hey there, daddy O's.

See this hairstyle?

It'd be a cool pirate hairstyle.

Oh, a bing bang
bong, a ring rang rong.

That's a pirate song!

["BING BANG BONG [THAT'S A
PIRATE SONG]" PLAYING] Bing,

bang, bong, a ring, rang, rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to sing.

He loves to sing.

I'll sing anything, me hearties.

Sing anything.

Captain Feathersword sings.

Oh, I love to eat.

He loves to eat.

I'll eat anything, me hearties.

He'll eat anything.

Captain Feathersword eats.

Oh, on the sea or on the
land, he dances all day long.

A bing, bang, bong,
a ring, rang, rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to tickle.

He loves to tickle.

I'll tickle everyone,
me hearties.

Ooh, watch out!

Captain Feathersword tickles.

[laughs] Oh, h*, me hearty.

Oh, look at that
food over there.

Oh, I love the food.

Oh, I love to sing.

Oh, on the sea or on the
land, he dances all day long.

A bing, bang, bong,
a ring, rang, rong.

That's a pirate song.

I love to dance.

He loves to dance.

In my pirate pants, ahoy.

His pirate pants.

The Feathersword dance.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[upbeat music]

We hope you've all
enjoyed the show.

Now it's time--

--for us to go.

Bye!