05x14 - My Blue Hiney

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"My Blue Hiney."

Yep. The famous song made famous by everyone's favorite whole rodent I.M. Weasel.

And of course, his simian partner I.R. Baboon.

And togethter, they were singing trio (I meant "duo"), cleverly named Weasel and Baboon.

♪ And curl my poor, poor fur ♪

Thank y'all!

Say, thank y'all, Baboon.

Thank I, baboon.

(Laughing)

(SCREETCH)

What's the matter, I.R.?

I are embarrassed, 'cause they'd be laughing at I.R.!

(Laughing)

Well, it's your job to make em' laugh.

I are having bigger talent than idiot you!

You got something bigger?

(Laughing)

(SCREETCH)

Of course, they didn't start out on top.

Oh no.

I M Weasel was born just outside mobile home, Alabama.

A son of a poor chair cropper.

Pa, why are you cutting the top off that chair?

'Cause I used chair cropper.

What are you? Blind as well as furry?

But, even as an infant...

Weasel had a musical talent that really rocked the cradle.

Party, party, junior!

Now, I.R. Baboon had better beginnings.

He was the adopted son of the famous musical act the Badger and the Mule.

(Applause)

That was battering you a tambourinists extraordinaires!

Their manager was Colonel Hiney Bottom.

A genius coming up with what people wanted to hear.

They were here, tambourines.

Yep. Old Colonel Hiney wrote such tambourine hits

such as "Don't Badger Me, You Mule,"

...and "That's Not My Donkey, That's My Wife."

Very good!

But... and that's a big butt.

There is that mule incident with FDR and churchill.

And mulex quickly fell out of favor.

So Colonel Hiney needed a new act.

I need a new act.

♪ And warm my blue, blue hiney ♪

Thank ya, ma'am.

Much obliged.

Hmm...

Ooooh!

Loser!

Hello!

It's your lucky day!

But is night.

Okay, I screw up so soon-ey.

Listen, himster, love your singing, you'll make me rich.

But I play and sing just for the sheer joy of it for I am Weasel.

Alrighty. You sing, I'll be rich.

Not the brightest cheese on the plate. Is he?

This is what your act needs!

A monkey?

No! A pain magnet!

So, legend was begun.

Hey! Look at Colonel Hiney!

He's paying people to listen to us!

(Chuckles)

I'm beginning to doubt the business acumen of the colonel.

Ladies and germans!

The trio (duo) of your dreams...

...and mind...

I.M. Weasel and I.R. Baboon!

(Applause)

Err... I.R. stand up monkey.

Time for joke.

Uhh...

"My dog having no nose."

"How he smell, you're asking I.R.!"

"He stink!"

You stink!

(Crowd angry shouting)

You okay?

I are just them.

♪ Your blue, blue hiney ♪

♪ Is cold and blue ♪

♪ Your blue old hiney's ♪

♪ Gonna tell on you ♪

No!

Oh, that squirrell and ape, we're gonna be rich!

Colonel Hiney booked the boys all over the country.

Only problem was.. he forgot to put him on the train.

Whoo-- Oops. Ha-ha.

Weasel and Baboon became an overnight success.

But with success... sometimes a man's weakness will rear it's ugly head.

And Weasel's ugly head was his hankering for eggs.

What would you like, Mr. Weasel?

I'd like eggs flow.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling. But we plumb out of eggs.

WHAT?!

We're down here wants to see--

AAAHHH!!!

I NEED EGGS!

YAH!

Give me those eggs!

Hee-hee-hee.

Boy! He sure could get it going about them eggs!

Come on, Baboon.

I know a certain hen who'll lay me an egg.

You're under arrest! And you too!

How come why is I have under arrested?

You're under arrest for being a monkey!

Which is still a crime in many states!

So, the two of them were sentenced to time at the State's Correctional Worm Farm.

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Lord-y gonna count them once ♪

♪ I say fourteen thousand and nine hundred and nintey-nine ♪

♪ And one makes fifteen thousand ♪

There!

I've counted out today's worm shipment.

Put it in the flat with the others.

Hey!

Where are all the worms I counted?

Baboon!

You didn't eat them! Did you?

(Gulp)

Mmm... It taste like chicken.

But, while Weasel and Baboon were doing time at the worm farm...

"My Blue Hiney" topped the charts in Uganda.

So, Colonel Hiney was really breaking in the bucks.

AHH!

Oh! I can't swim!

Oh, oh!

I'm drowning in the narrow!

Later, old Weasel and Baboon were released from the worm farm.

For eating the merchandise...

They then decided to get the money do them for old Colonel Hiney.

Shh!

Be very quiet.

Okay!

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!

Uh... eh..

...It's just the house settling.

Oh. Alrighty then.

So, by raffling through Hiney's pants...

Weasel and Baboon got all their money.

A million bucks.

Colonel Hiney was arrested for stealing...

No. Am I going to get roughed up?

OW!

Hiney spent the rest of his years...

...trying to teach worms to play the tambourines!

And Weasel and Baboon went onto at Las Vegas...

And they lived happily ever after!

Ha-ha-ha!

I'm Jolly Roger!

Goodnight!

Hey!

Jolly Roger!

This wasn't our life!

We have a cartoon show called "I Am Weasel!"

We don't sing!

You made that whole blue hiney thing up!

Anyway, I thought you got fired because of that flag incident.

Yeah! Okay! You got me!

(Laughs)

What are you gonna do to me? What have you gotta do to me?

The preceding cartoon was all a big fat lie...

...perpetrated by a desperate ex-employee...

Me! Jolly Roger!

Right.

So please forget you ever watched this.

Thank you.

You think I'll get my job back?