02x03 - Thanks, but No Thanks/Hot Dog

[bunniefuu]

where uh knows

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it's very dark inside his blindfolds i

can't see a thing hence the name and

i've got an horrible hunger

i'm starving

they can't believe it bunny the audacity

of it all

those two scurvy scallywags actually

proposed eating it they wanted to eat

our tree the very same we carved our

initials in that tree and if they hadn't

stopped them they'd a visit initials and

all

the bladers still they can understand

their being hungry i am a bit peckish

myself haven't did any real food in

such a long time but there's nothing to

be done eddie we've got no food and no

way to get any i've gone in here where

do we put a message in a bottle and

throw it into the ocean

why didn't i think of that bunny when

this business is finished it's a huge

bowl of turtle soup for you hmm what

would the message save in

great lads they'll just throw this

bottle with a cleverly awarded note into

the ocean

and in no tame it all we shall all be

feasting so what do you think a

brilliant plan hey leds i you're a

genius

it was my idea

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what jamaican oh it's all foodstuffs

what's that it's the big fall harvest

celebration where we eat till we get

sick and then watch the crabs race ah

hey we have that we call it thanksgiving

this thanksgiving

only the best holiday there is because

it's all about giving at first the

indians gave and the pilgrims took but

pretty soon everybody mostly gave big

dinner parties for all the aunts and

uncles and really annoying cousins

that's nice dear

and it's about stuffing too stuffing

yourself with food you never eat at any

other time of the year turkey

cranberries pumpkin pie with whipped

cream and eggnog calories cholesterol

and clogged arteries yeah

thanksgiving and heart disease it's the

american way well you can think of

tonight's feast is our thanksgiving

wow what is that pea pudding with

elephant fat it's our traditional fish

would you mind gathering smooth seaweed

for the salad i don't think we have

enough seaweed and elephant fat

hmm always a holiday favorite

mike

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hey

a message in a bottle

please please help us we're starving

pirates will do anything only save us

from this horrible hunger before it's

too late i can't just let them starve

can i okay sure they're just a bunch of

thieving pirates but they have to eat

too

help on its way pick you up at six wear

something casual

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okay go like this

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how does it look i'm not really into a

lot of makeup but i i guess it's okay oh

let me see let me see too much oh no

good you sure yeah wish i had your a*s

all right one more time silverware start

at the outside and work in napkins uh on

our laps not on our heads speak

never speak until spoken to all right

are you sure you can pull this off i

mean they're expecting three girls from

new york well we certainly look the part

and you have mayor solomon that we will

be on our very best behavior rate leads

oh absolutely okay

but i'm trusting you

oh my it's just so nice having mike's

friends visiting with us it's a treat

having a house full of little girls and

don't you look cute in that pretty dress

that was supposed to be mine you can't

wear yellow you're winter you're right

well i hope you're all

wow hungry

because i made plenty indeed

who said that

what

oh dear

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i can help you with this

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i don't think so i mean

what do you know about kitchens that's

where all the food is kept yes right so

it's made we love kitchens well if you

wouldn't mind oh yes yes thank you

yes and when i was just your age i

started helping my mother in the kitchen

and what feasts those were

oh succulent meats coconut flamond

delicious curry

oh jennifer yes

yes hand me that tub of lard will you

dear stop on

oh my i had no idea we were so low

how are those carrots come in christy

maybe i'd bet to do that dear why don't

you take the turkey in oh yes mom who

knew she mean she'd rather not mum the

turkey's a bit heavy for a delicate

girly arms but ale do it why thank you

dear

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mmm smells great don't you look lovely

is that a new dress

see how beautiful the table looks little

jennifer set it it's nothing what no

little girl couldn't do

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and this is jennifer isn't she adorable

that's the ugliest girl i've ever seen

creaks don't you listen to him he's an

old man and he doesn't know what he's

saying my new show

by the way dear

i wonder have you ever thought about

wearing your hair up

and it's not easy being the princess you

have to be regal and waved your subjects

sometimes you have to be in a parade of

course i have to do it there's no one

else mike couldn't do it speaking of

mike why are you friends i mean you seem

like such a nice girl why would you be

friends with someone so shallow

now anton all right everybody dinner

just then i looked up and there he was

directly over my head crouched on his

haunches ready to swing

outfit don't finish your story at the

table that poor girl is starving

no no no that's not an order that's my

personal hunting gear

well they certainly make those girls

strong in new york strong is a very

strong warthog move over there certainly

oh i can't wait

i like your nose ring can i have it it's

my nose ring ma'am i'll trade you this

rock for it

was that a yes or no all right enough

with the empty small talk let's get

started

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but first my interesting and informative

speech

oh

chapter one it all started hundreds of

years ago

when thank you creeks let's eat

it

you've really outdone yourself oh it

looks absolutely delicious

i'll have some potatoes

more turnips

whatever happened to tradition

why

my day

you listen to the boring speeches you're

chanted you're stuffed and then when the

dinner got good and cold you ate

use your bread plate don't eat it

jennifer here i was head to head with

oh that's my plate

but uh please please help yourself now

that you're my new best friend christy

you want to sleep over i'm gonna do

christy's nails i'm so happy for you

stop that i'm hungry do you know hey

maybe somebody else wants the last piece

anyone else no okay oh i wouldn't mind

no you take it i've got purple glitter

and yellow we can do one in each hand

not on the table lance a lot

that turtle has no manners

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oh no

i don't really see the object of this

game well i think that lancelot is

supposed to

get the girls

in my day we never played games after

dinner we had no fun whatsoever and

we're proud of it

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i got him capping hey well done lads

this is the happiest day of my life oh

look jocelyn won that's my girl

[Applause]

hey

you girls want this turtle then go

[Applause]

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they left so quickly they didn't have

dessert absolutely ravishing girls

though maybe we should have them back

next year no i don't think so

yes let's not all right you christy

she's so sweet

no

i'm gonna burst hi me too never felt

better what about me turtle soup who

said that what a didn't hear anything

little scandal

sorry lancelot

i guess you can put a pirate in a

pinafore but you can't call him christy

when you look at the thing crystal clear

i'm the cross-looks pretty dear be a

frightened musketeer when you think you

got the deed free and clear

but things

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don't want no strings if it's got

strings well thanks for no thanks

no way

where uh knows

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you've done it again dear

marge ooh it's your best coconut soup

ever

coconut

there's something that matter dear no

just a little burnt out on coconut oil

what

well you didn't seem to mind coconut for

breakfast or lunch would you like some

coconut salad ah no thanks coconut bread

no coconut casserole coconut fritters

coconut on the glass shaved coconut over

coconut slices no no no

look i'm sick of coconut i hate coconut

i never want to see another coconut

again

pickled coconut wedgie

what would you like to eat a hot dog a

what now hot dog the greasiest yummiest

semi-edible tuba food substance heaven

ever processed by the people for the

people what i wouldn't give for the

crusty mustard ketchup and mayo that

squirt more on your shirt than on your

food the soggy wet buns only slightly

fuzzy and green and the hot dogs

themselves thick odored grainy textured

and eww

forget it

it's just something you got to

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your hot experience sound intriguing

they sure are maybe we could make some

think we could sure um what are they

made of uh

made of um no one really knows it's kind

of uh like a mystery chemicals and um

uh

and um particulates particulates

um you know the great stuff with 10

allowable contaminants

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try it wow

this looks great

can you make it a little softer

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i think i got the particulars right

ah that's too gross even for a hot dog

well you can at least try it

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look this just isn't working hog just

kidding

i made a joke funny

this one's uh

great mmm

delicious

that was the best hot dog i've ever had

ugh you gotta go into business

welcome to og's dogs may i take your

order please one hot dog with the works

no no that's not the way you do it you

gotta be sloppy

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what are you doing that's what hot dogs

are all about but the condiments were in

alphabetical order relax you got a

potential customer

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welcome to oggs dogs oh would you like

to try today's special

i say distinct aroma not unlike the

smell of victory i'll take a round dozen

if you make it they'll come and barge to

the front of the line and take too many

and make a mess just like home

there's no way the wombat will be able

to resist come hear the scent of this

strange and exotic bait

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certainly tempting

one tiny nibble couldn't hurt

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don't leave

i thought we were friends

there

no more spillage of excess condiments

get ready for the best that new york has

to offer

shape fluid active but with a heroic

form that speaks to the heart wait wait

wait it's not done yet

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this is it wendell i've scaled the

heights of artistry explored form and

functioned and created a

oh i'm masterpiece

faint it looks absolutely delicious

wendell

i couldn't resist you're a genius i am

oh my yes look at the negative space

you've created but you know i think it

just needs a little more negative space

on this end

it is delicious

perhaps one more itsy bitsy little bite

for the sake of

i am art genius i've created absolutely

total negative space

i moved

i wonder if ogg has any more

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i've always wanted a dog to guard my

cave dougly broccoli piggly pug you're

going to be a real dog

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stupid confounded do nothing hot dog

can't get anything right all i wanted

was a real dog nothing fancy a little

dog a simple dog's bitter company for an

old

i love this

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all right give me one of those stupid

things i don't know i have to suffer

through one more of mike's lame brain

ideas

ah this stinks

i need some of this other stuff that

stinks she's eating all of

be any left for us

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i say could i have a spot more mustard

may i have a hot dog please

oh

i was hoping it would

shoes happen service i wonder if you

might tell me what is a shoe

do you have any reservations

don't you try any of that funny business

with me mister

fine who needs your stupid hot dogs not

me i mean sure after all those sleepless

nights and gross coconut meals i found

hot dogs only to lose them again but but

of course we don't need them yeah

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so so there i was

seeing hot dogs everywhere you know and

i uh i thought i was i was going crazy

but you know what i realized

as long as we can have a caring

supportive environment to share our

experiences and feelings

we don't need hot dogs

right

and i for one have never felt better in

my whole entire life

hello

my name is wendell

hi i haven't had a hot dog in earth

four hours and ten minutes

but it is hard sometimes you know at

night lying awake thinking about the

good times we had those

hot dogs and i i've been there don't i

know it sometimes i i can still taste

some more or like now

i could swear that i smell them

i said i wasn't going to do this

i don't know what you're all whining

about i'm just fine without hot dogs

losers what's wrong with you

i'm over hot dogs i don't need them not

me in fact i never needed them

that smell that beautiful delicious

smell smells like hot dogs

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guys

we need to be clear-headed

calm

and in control of ourselves if we're

gonna

storm over there and take those hot

[Applause]

we want our hot dogs and we're not

leaving without them

we know you're in there son you just

give us the hot dogs and new one gets

here look there he is

come on guys

out of the way you'll never take me

alive

wait a minute

where are all the hot dogs they're right

here but ugh these are coconuts exactly

wait a second you mean we went through

all this just for a bunch of hot dogs

made out of coconuts

can i have my hot dog now

now now now now all this angry mob

business has made me quite picky i could

do with a bit of sustenance i've got a

lovely roast in the oven oh really

what what kind of roast like coconut of

course coconut

i could eat the whole husk oh well

it was fun while it lasted

when you look at the thing crystal clear

and the cross looks pretty dear be a

frightened musketeer when you think you

got the deed free and clear

but things

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don't want no strings if it's got

strings well thanks for no thanks

no way